10 most stupid questions' people usually ask in

10 most stupid questions' people usually ask in
obvious situations and some answers:
1. At the movies: When you meet
acquaintances/friends... .
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in the dark over
here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high
heeled shoes steps
on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local
anesthesia.....why don't you try again .

3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "Paneer Butter Masala" dish
good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated
cement. We occasionally also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt
meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-Sweety, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk
yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife beating,
insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone
call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu
tribes in africa marry or not. And you thought I was
sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects
in your mouth...
Stupid Question: - Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman
asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of
chalk and now it's in flames!!!