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VERY VERY INTRESTING DONT MESS!

Stress Reliever # 1

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Stress Reliever # 2

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Stress Reliever # 3

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Stress Reliever # 4

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

Stress Reliever # 5

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrow! ed it. He wants to scare his parents."

Stress Reliever #6

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Stress Reliever # 7

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour.

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Sat, 15/08/2009 - 1:16pm

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elioswd
 

Good Jockes..... :)
Answered on Sat, 15/08/2009 - 7:25pm
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ahmody012
 

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I prefer ur jokes,but plz dont try that q.
NOT 2 B ANGRY,
JUST KIDDING.
Answered on Sat, 15/08/2009 - 11:36pm
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vmakunhi
 

Wow,where I am? in mandoose, sweet, sour and spicy jokes and keep it up even if I discoverd you in unexpected area.,fantabulous.
Answered on Sun, 16/08/2009 - 12:01am
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First of all appreciate you samira a lot in making many questions in fantastic manner with several answers together to make me laugh so much. If it is a copy paste items, rather than creative product then to say, this is threeee much. Most appropriately, this should go forum topic of talks and let us have an interaction there to make more wonderful thought on those food you have supplied. As I commented earlier, nandoose in city centre, I felt it spicy, sweet, sour and in one box.
Answered on Sun, 16/08/2009 - 12:56am
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errr, these 'jokes' of yours should be in the 'jokes' section, not in 'questions'!!!!
Answered on Sat, 15/08/2009 - 1:22pm
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azee
 

funny :)), however wrong section .
Answered on Sat, 15/08/2009 - 2:38pm
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muhammad84
 

nice ones
Answered on Sat, 15/08/2009 - 2:39pm
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jamesjackson
 

nice jokes keep it up. people say dont mind
Answered on Sat, 15/08/2009 - 2:44pm
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NICE ONE SAMEERA. REALLY NEED A GOOD LAUGH SOMETIMES!
Answered on Sat, 15/08/2009 - 2:57pm
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....hahahahahaaa
nice jokes
Answered on Sat, 15/08/2009 - 3:17pm
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satyenshaw
 

Hi, Sameera,

Where is Question?
Answered on Sat, 15/08/2009 - 3:31pm
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