BBC Staff laugh at AlJazeera and Qatar

Lyrics

When the day is dawning
on a muggy old Doha morning
How I long to be there
With Osama who's waiting for me there

Every lonely newsroom
Where I hang my hat
Ain't as half as pretty
As where my Shiulie's at

Is this the way to Al-Jazeera?
This is the end of the BBC era
dreaming dreams of Al-Jazeera
And sweet Shiulie who waits for me

Is this the way to Al-Jazeera?
I'm going to get paid lots of
lira, Storky's off to Al-Jazeera

But the sand is blazing
Crown Prince Hamad bin Khalifa is waiting
Though it may be harder I'll be reporting on the Intifada.
Just beyond the sand dunes
There's a world so new
Oh jilbabs and palm trees
And then there's camel poo