Haha, that's funny! But don't keep it to yourself - let us all laugh:)
- What is one thing a man makes it and has no need of it. A man buys it and doesn't use it. A man uses it but neither see it or feel it.
- Am using vodafone monthly internet p@ck of 20 that gives 2 gb of data. Before i was using a weekly pack of 15 that gives 30 minute free voda minutes and 250mb data. I already unsubscribed this offer before loading the monthly pack.
A Genius Husband gave the keys of his new car to his WIFE with a WARNING........
"DARLING", if you meet with an accident, the newspaper will print ur AGE.... so drive CAREFULLY..!!!!!!!!!!
Money has different names depending on how we use it.
Church - offering
Mosque - Sadaqah
School - fee
Marriage - dowry
Divorce - alimony
When you owe someone - debt
When you pay the government - tax
Court - fines
POSTING AS RECEIVED! Though it has been a long time since the first time I entered DIA in 15-August-2012, it seems like yesterday. The memories I had so far are so unique to myself.
- HELLO QATAR!!!! Anybody awake for a night ride??
Police asked the Thief: Why did you go to Steal 3 times in the same store???
Thief: Sir, I stole dress for my WIFE and went to CHANGE it TWICE :) :) :) :D :D :D
Papa: Why is your mummy sitting silently??
Son: nothing papa, she asked me lipstick and I heard FEVISTICK...
Papa: (with TEARS in eyes) God Bless You Son :) :) :)
There was a hearing going on in a Court on a accident:-
Judge: what is the proof that you were not over speeding???
Man: My LORD, I was going to my father-in-law's house to bring back my WIFE.
Judge: CASE DISMISSED :D :D :D :D
Major of the Husbands are BLUETOOTH.....
Always connected to wife when she is around...
The moment wife is away... THEY AUTOMATICALLY START SEARCHING NEW DEVICES :) :) :) :D :D :D
If anyone still needed proof that reality is often much more unbelievable than our imagination, this video may just do the trick.
I have watched it a couple of times now and am still in disbelief…
The perfect crime in under 60 seconds!
- A letter to my bride-to-be bestie…..
A dear friend of mine is getting married. And as she recounts tales of her last minute wedding shopping woes, I reminisce back to my own pre- wedding topsy- turvydom.