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  1. A riddle

    What is one thing a man makes it and has no need of it. A man buys it and doesn't use it. A man uses it but neither see it or feel it.
  2. vodafone and a logical question

    Am using vodafone monthly internet p@ck of 20 that gives 2 gb of data. Before i was using a weekly pack of 15 that gives 30 minute free voda minutes and 250mb data. I already unsubscribed this offer before loading the monthly pack.
  3. Lovely Warning :) :) :)

    A Genius Husband gave the keys of his new car to his WIFE with a WARNING........

    "DARLING", if you meet with an accident, the newspaper will print ur AGE.... so drive CAREFULLY..!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Can you answer this?

    Money has different names depending on how we use it.

    Church - offering

    Mosque - Sadaqah

    School - fee

    Marriage - dowry

    Divorce - alimony

    When you owe someone - debt

    When you pay the government - tax

    Court - fines

  5. CONFESSION OF A EXPATO

    POSTING AS RECEIVED! Though it has been a long time since the first time I entered DIA in 15-August-2012, it seems like yesterday. The memories I had so far are so unique to myself.

  6. Thief..SAD :) :)

    Police asked the Thief: Why did you go to Steal 3 times in the same store???

    Thief: Sir, I stole dress for my WIFE and went to CHANGE it TWICE :) :) :) :D :D :D

  7. Silent Wife

    Papa: Why is your mummy sitting silently??

    Son: nothing papa, she asked me lipstick and I heard FEVISTICK...

    Papa: (with TEARS in eyes) God Bless You Son :) :) :)

  8. Over-speed??? NEVER

    There was a hearing going on in a Court on a accident:-

    Judge: what is the proof that you were not over speeding???

    Man: My LORD, I was going to my father-in-law's house to bring back my WIFE.

    Judge: CASE DISMISSED :D :D :D :D 

  9. Bluetooth Husbands

    Major of the Husbands are BLUETOOTH.....

    Always connected to wife when she is around...

    BUT

    The moment wife is away... THEY AUTOMATICALLY START SEARCHING NEW DEVICES :) :) :) :D :D :D

  10. Going to get married?

    A letter to my bride-to-be bestie…..

    A dear friend of mine is getting married. And as she recounts tales of her last minute wedding shopping woes, I reminisce back to my own  pre- wedding topsy- turvydom.