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  1. Thief..SAD :) :)

    Police asked the Thief: Why did you go to Steal 3 times in the same store???

    Thief: Sir, I stole dress for my WIFE and went to CHANGE it TWICE :) :) :) :D :D :D

  2. Silent Wife

    Papa: Why is your mummy sitting silently??

    Son: nothing papa, she asked me lipstick and I heard FEVISTICK...

    Papa: (with TEARS in eyes) God Bless You Son :) :) :)

  3. Over-speed??? NEVER

    There was a hearing going on in a Court on a accident:-

    Judge: what is the proof that you were not over speeding???

    Man: My LORD, I was going to my father-in-law's house to bring back my WIFE.

    Judge: CASE DISMISSED :D :D :D :D 

  4. Bluetooth Husbands

    Major of the Husbands are BLUETOOTH.....

    Always connected to wife when she is around...

    BUT

    The moment wife is away... THEY AUTOMATICALLY START SEARCHING NEW DEVICES :) :) :) :D :D :D

  5. Going to get married?

    A letter to my bride-to-be bestie…..

    A dear friend of mine is getting married. And as she recounts tales of her last minute wedding shopping woes, I reminisce back to my own  pre- wedding topsy- turvydom.

  6. How to make a surgeon?

    Ingredients

    1 slightly demented, partially egotistical, aspiring, alpha human

    3-4 fully demented, megalomaniacal, brilliant surgeons/ consultants/ mentors

    826 surgical tomes (assorted)

  7. Going to get your wisdom tooth removed?

    A friend called me last evening; he had a facial infection thanks to his sneaky wisdom tooth/ third molar. The poor chap’s face was swollen and he looked like he had been in a car crash. He could barely open his mouth and was running a fever. The darned thing hadn’t even erupted.