Haha, that's funny! But don't keep it to yourself - let us all laugh:)
- HELLO QATAR!!!! Anybody awake for a night ride??
Police asked the Thief: Why did you go to Steal 3 times in the same store???
Thief: Sir, I stole dress for my WIFE and went to CHANGE it TWICE :) :) :) :D :D :D
Papa: Why is your mummy sitting silently??
Son: nothing papa, she asked me lipstick and I heard FEVISTICK...
Papa: (with TEARS in eyes) God Bless You Son :) :) :)
There was a hearing going on in a Court on a accident:-
Judge: what is the proof that you were not over speeding???
Man: My LORD, I was going to my father-in-law's house to bring back my WIFE.
Judge: CASE DISMISSED :D :D :D :D
Major of the Husbands are BLUETOOTH.....
Always connected to wife when she is around...
The moment wife is away... THEY AUTOMATICALLY START SEARCHING NEW DEVICES :) :) :) :D :D :D
If anyone still needed proof that reality is often much more unbelievable than our imagination, this video may just do the trick.
I have watched it a couple of times now and am still in disbelief…
The perfect crime in under 60 seconds!
- A letter to my bride-to-be bestie…..
A dear friend of mine is getting married. And as she recounts tales of her last minute wedding shopping woes, I reminisce back to my own pre- wedding topsy- turvydom.
You come home. Excited. Elated. With the little bundle of joy in your arms. You think you are a champ for bringing a human into this world. You secretly pat yourself on the back and celebrate (in your head).
Hi friends ...
A snap of bike-fun-loving kittens ........
........... Joys ............. MM ............ Mon, 11.08.2014 , 09.45 hrs
1 slightly demented, partially egotistical, aspiring, alpha human
3-4 fully demented, megalomaniacal, brilliant surgeons/ consultants/ mentors
826 surgical tomes (assorted)
Yes Guys, It happened. what If a Monkey Takes a Selfie, Who Owns the Copyright? the owner camera or the monkey ?
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A friend called me last evening; he had a facial infection thanks to his sneaky wisdom tooth/ third molar. The poor chap’s face was swollen and he looked like he had been in a car crash. He could barely open his mouth and was running a fever. The darned thing hadn’t even erupted.