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Haha, that's funny! But don't keep it to yourself - let us all laugh:)

  1. Perhaps he ran out of ammunition

    ....People were getting killed for 30 years, at least after 2009 we have stopped it. There is no killing in Sri Lanka today.    

    Sri Lankan President Mahinda Rajapakse




  2. Who is the real thief ?

    John and Smith entered a chocolate store.

    As they were busy looking, Smith steals 3 chocolate bars.

    After leaving the store,

    Smith says to John: "Man I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me, u cant beat that".

  3. joke

    President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.

    "Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news."

    "Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first."