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Haha, that's funny! But don't keep it to yourself - let us all laugh:)

  1. Who is the real thief ?

    John and Smith entered a chocolate store.

    As they were busy looking, Smith steals 3 chocolate bars.

    After leaving the store,

    Smith says to John: "Man I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me, u cant beat that".

  2. joke

    President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.

    "Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news."

    "Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first."