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By sentibhim • 9 years 1 month ago.

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Babe fish: Maa, why u cant live on earth..?
Mother fish: Coz its not for fish. Its just for SELFISH

A cute Nurse came for the interview.
Dr: What salary U Xpect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000

Ram falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided
to give it to the person who tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher,
“When I was your age, I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

Computer users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert.
Novice Users:
People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
Intermediate Users:
People who don’t know how to fix their computer after they’ve just pressed a key that broke it.
Expert Users:
People who break other people’s computers.

A young man got married with a old woman.. after some days he is found dead. The postmorten report is as follows: DEATH DUE TO DRINKING EXPIRED MILK.

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By sentibhim• 9 years 1 month ago.
sentibhim

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"

The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By sentibhim• 9 years 1 month ago.
sentibhim

There are only two kinds of lawyers. One who knows the law and the other who knows the judge

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By invincible• 9 years 1 month ago.
invincible

lol..

gr8 jokes...

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"Life can be summed in three words: it goes on..."

"If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good, I am satisfied."-Alfred Nobel

By dhengqatar• 9 years 1 month ago.
dhengqatar

One day a boy got to his father hesitating to tell his real intention.

Father: What is it my son?

Son: Dad, my teacher wants to summon you on my school.

Father: What?! Why?

Son: Because she caught me kissing my sitmate.

*Instead of getting mad to his son, the Father proudly says.

Father: Ah, you really is my son! Like father like son huh?

Anyway, how is it like?

Son: Hmm.. it feels really great coz his HANDSOME!

o_O

Turno En Contra..

By qatari-princess• 9 years 1 month ago.
qatari-princess

u r most welcome...

By anonymous• 9 years 1 month ago.
anonymous

gr6 jokes

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We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors; but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

By sentibhim• 9 years 1 month ago.
sentibhim

Here are only 6 jokes not 8 lol

Anyway thank you for you and qatari princess too.

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By anonymous• 9 years 1 month ago.
anonymous

vry funny

gr8 jokes

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We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors; but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

By qatari-princess• 9 years 1 month ago.
qatari-princess

Hey, thats really funny..

thanks sentibhim..really great

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