Lets Get United (India & Pakistan)
By neo • 9 years 10 months ago.

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Whether it's a battle ground, a cricket stadium or a SAARC conference, we've been given impression that pakistanies and indians are great enemies of eachother. BUT since the gov. of Pakistan changed and people of India and Pakistan went across the borders, we found that it's not the people but politics who want to keep the gap among us. But once we are out of our countries and live in a country like Qatar, we try to find someone from our country or continent so we could share our feelings more naturally, and there is no polical impact on people to get united.

When european, american or people from west get united whenever they are away from their homes, why can't people of india & pakistan can do the same?

I wish we could have a forum, a group of people from india and pakistan who do not limit them selve to online community but try to manage to get together once in a while, out children could play together and they learn from eachother.

I'm pakistani, my parents are pakistani, but my grand parents are from india. My wife is pakistani but her parents are from india. Believe me there is no harm to get united!

Looking forward for people to step forward and join hands.

Neo

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By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

decide , u r calling for peace or fight ? waise hi itna confusion hai ...LOL

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Alright guys, I am gonna make an effort to try and define people who have posted at this thread. No offense meant, just take it in the right spirit. Its supposed to be funny alrite! :P

Let me begin with my real life friends first :

Oldtimer: Mad about sex and women. Reads a lot on this thread but doesn't bother writing. Whenever he does, its hardly anything worthwhile. Wants to own this thread! (Gimme a break!!!)

Motiv8er: Controversy King. Makes a cameo appearance whenever there's a fight happening. Gives his piece of crap and disappears into oblivion. Claims that Nottoknow is his clone. But we all know now who is real clone is!

Neo: Thread creator. Maintains double standards, pretends to be a simple guy, but isn't. Desperate to a certain extent. Can't differenciate real life and QL. Ain't good at taking jokes.

Han: Auntie of QL. Always has an opinion. Internet is her life! She browses QL in logged out mode, just to pretend she isn't online. Her kids are most precious things to her, we barely hear her talking about her hubby. Uses a lot of masha'allah and all that but doesn't do 5 times prayers.

Hassen: Couldn't figure him out much yet. Desperate big time. Only pops up whenever we're talking of meeting, especially when women are involved. Never says hello when two or three guys are meeting. Promises and doesn't answer phones.

Shraddhay: Confused soul. Didn't what she was doing on QL. Guess it was more of an infatuation. No sooner she realised its a bore, she quit it.

NTN: New girl on the block. Show off. Knows Doha much better than she pretends. Likes to read all the dirt men post, but doesn't comment on it. Loses her head once in a while. Loves to fight with Ray.

Colt: New dude on the block. Pretends to be funny on QL, but isn't so funny in real life. His hindi sux, if you wanna say something bad about him, do it in hindi, it will go bouncers. Still couldn't figure out what 'Yadda' is. Regrets on getting married so soon.

Quddus: Don't know what he writes half of the time. He tries to be friendly with all, but his real intention is to get to Doha and get as much info about Doha from guys in here. But sounds like a good guy in real life.

SFD: He posted thinking it would be interesting in here. Wrote a few sher and shayari in here, didn't get much appreciation. Quickly realised he was at a wrong place and quit immediately.

LOL. Had fun writing it. Did I miss anyone??? I am open to ALL SORTS OF CRITICISM! But remember you will be writing against someone who has almost attained sainthood. So watch out!

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

i think the thred can only work nicely if we fight :) so y not divert ourslf!? :)

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

Chaar din ki chandni fir kali raat hai :) scared man!!!

UNITED to ho nahaubn rahay! jo bachay thay dy r also gone :) come on JAGOOOOOOO!!!!! make it a nice virtual hang out place :)

one or teh other day u see such post floating aroun in dis thread!! han n neo!! chaloo achay bachay bun jayoo... n play nice...

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

well your story has commercial value lot of masala yadda yadda potential of being a hit ....

Rays story is new format movie like being cyrus someppl like it but it may still gets the awards

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM i like both :) LOL

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Ok guys today was good TP on this thread... I seriously lmfao... at some posts...

Gonna be gone in a bit, will chk you guys out tomorrow...

Stay Well guys!!!

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

for some reason it has become interesting and funny .Colt now a days even saints have halo can't u see ray's halo shining on door behind him in pic

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Dude... I know you dun wanna give off the wrong signals by telling people here that you guys kissed and made up at Pizza hut the other evening... lol!!!

NTN: you believe my story or Ray's?

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

Hmmmmm , How come this Thread feels so much interesting NOW!! I guess its got its life back after the dirt throwing started. I am enjoyin it,,, and i am sure you are too.

Heyyyyy i just instantly earned 3 points...woohoooo. Now dont ask me for a treat :)

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

You should not leave the thread

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Neo could you please check how many posts has the other 'salary' thread got ahead of us?

Now that we're at it, might as well push this cart all the way to the top and quit posting altogether!

This place has been flying today. Shabaash bacche log, lage raho.

Colt, stop giving out wrong stories to people. Han and Neo had their first tiff when Han got offended about Neo's personal remarks at me. I was in middle of writing more crap to him, eventually, we made up and Neo and Han ended up fighting. How bizzare!

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By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Stick and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me...

RAY: Angels have Halo's saint's are placed on pedestals... wait lemme get down from it now...lol!!!

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Hassen, I would like to add to it. Agar kisiko apni beizzati karwaani ho to yahaan post kare.

Man this is like insult and dirt throwing galore! Only suits people who are thick skinned and gaalis dont affect them much! Jisko bhi thodi si sharam baaki ho, woh chhod kar chala jayega.

What am I saying? Please undo my above lines and don't listen to it. I wanna talk good things only. I can feel sainthood getting into me. I can almost see a halo hovering over my head, or is the drink from yesterday? Btw, are halos for angels or saints?

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By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Colt perfect story ....its yadda yadda only

Hey Motiv .....how are you ?NO hello ,no hi to figament of your imagination.

Ray u can always take the movie from me .It is good one.

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Welcome back guys... although I dunno you guys, from the posts I'm guessing you'll were here initially... so this brings back the profanity on the thread... always a welcome... the dirtier the merrier...:-P

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Yeh kya ho raha hai!! Sab ke sab so rahe the, ekdum se chalu?

Motiv8er, kamine, this is a united thread. Even if I want to say that "I am not sh*t scared of any guy in here" I can't do that cos I have to stick to the name of this thread. Plus, you must have read lately, that I have applied for sainthood lately, no booze no ciggys, just (safe) sex! Rajnish Osho zindabaad!

Quite ironic that the two people who wrote the first two posts endorsing the fact in this forum are now fighting. Amazing!

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By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Fook me and call me you biyayatch (excuse me french amigos)... damn you gave me the name and I din even know it... actually I really din know the name of the movie, I thot it wud have another name... anyways... watever!!!

NTN: the NEO-HAN war started with both wanting RAY... it goes like this... April 1st Ray calls NEO for Pizza... HAN scorns at the invite, coz she dun get the invite and then yadda yadda yadda... and then NEO kisses and makes up with RAY (hic hic)....yadda yadda yadda... and then RAY started calling HAN sweets, hun etc. whic doesn't go down well with NEO... yadda yadda yadda... and so now NEO and HAN are up in arms, as to who's gonna get Ray's....... (ryhming)get it?

Damn... i shud be writting them "HINDI" movies... lol!!!

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

yeh thread kabhe bhee LARAYEE kay bagair zinda nahin reh sakta datz fact :P

NEO & HAN on 1-2-1

have a safe FIght!

so rest of u wassusp!! Moti howz life man!

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

Calling for my wise and witty friends ,,, Motiv8er, LemonFart, LemonyFart, oops Tart,,and all those who left,,COME BACK, :))) This is our play ground. LOL

RAYYz , Let me be the owner bro, U know i wont stick with one gurl for long..

Welcome Motivator!!! Good to see u here man. Mwaaaah

By Motiv8er• 9 years 8 months ago.
Motiv8er

neo akhir asliyat per agaya, u shud be ashamed of yr self dude..i thought you were a purush..but your posts have made me think that yr no purush afterall. you Matlabi insaan, you intially used han to move this thread and even went on to relate to her by calling her yr apa and once yr purpose is served you start to show yr true colours. and now yr doing the same by goin head over heels on NTN so that you could have your album(dont deny it, its very obvious.simply admit it!)

Ray i wonder what were you thinking when you went back to fetch this guy from Pizzahut, I think u shdutn have done that.

what were you scared of Ray? that neo yould blacklist you for life..LOL. He can't do shit and as far I noticed he

is simply to scared to confront u. this guys post about avoiding the meet if I was around (seriously made me laff)

who gives a funk dude moreover its just shows his true self that he holds personal grudge against ppl and yet claims to be a simple person in real life, what double standards!

Wake up ppl matlabi logon ka zamana heh!

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Wishing you all a seductive & wonderful day licked by luv & penetrated by heavenly graces & may all your misfortunes be ejaculated!

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Thank you thank you thank you one and all for the applause and appreciating my hardword towards this thread. Like a true politician I would also like to nominate myself for the OWNER of this thread. Neo, now that you listen to me, PUHLLEEEEZ hand me over this thread before you go!!!

LOL OT, that was funny. Too bad we dont have cams her :( Btw I've gotta tell u a phrase, "Khana bana nahi makkhiyaan mandraane lagi." Neo mere bhai, OT ko to kabhi ownership nahi dena. Is thread mein sirf ladkiyan nazar aayengi aur ek hi ladka.

NTN : Ab kya kahein, kuch aisa hi impression hai hamara logon par ;) Hey I wanna see that movie again!!! Have been looking for it so much on torrents, couldn't find it :(

Colt : Still trying to figure out the name??????

Wow all that it required was a fight to bring this thread back to life.

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By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

so typical. you deserved to be praised.

since you cant fight fair and dont know what you are talking about, i will do us both a favour.

i am out of this thread.hope this makes you royally happy.

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

AApki bahut chalti hai .....LOL

After reading neo post aab toh mei bhi yehi keh sakti hu .....YEH HO KAYA RAHA HAI ?

And colt its not a black and white movie .And i have it incase u want to see it again and roll

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

Pheww,,, I can see this movie ending! I just read 81 new posts and seriously enjoyed every bit of the war between HAN and NEO. So let me guess the climax ... NEO & HAN abandon the thread & get back to their real life drama.

India & Pakistan UNITE,,,, LOL !!! more like India & Pakistan like to FIGHT..hehehehe

( Can anyone suggest how i can be the next owner of this thread?)

I do have the experience Coz back in my Paltalk days i used to own a Thai Free Cams Chat room and would block all the cams of guys, who used to show their private parts. I am against such behaviour. So i assure you that i can be the right Moderator for this thread. Thank you

(If given a chance i would change the thread name to ' SHOOT UR MOUTH's OFF HERE!!! ' )

DID I GET THE JOB ?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GO ROSSI :)

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

ray dude, on ur ur call i step back otherwise it was just a starter. No nobody will see any comments and replies to this lady and now u just enjoy her reactions :-D

colt, thx to ray he told u the movie name otherwise u couldn't sleep for the rest of ur life :-) u talked about a treat two days back? are u serious? coz i am :-)

have a nice day, me leavin office. see this akhada tomorrow.

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired" Robert Frost

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

yeh kya hua , i just went missing for an hour and so much action !!!!!!

Colt dude u r funny ,u remember the whole movie plot and when ray told u name u still didnt get it .......and the way u reacted was .........LOL

No probs quddus ,as far as u got it right now .I was welcoming you but sentence went wrong .....hehehehe .And ya be thankful that they asked only 1500 .....i have had a bad experience in chennai where some poor fellow got everything done was just waiting to clear medicals and doc took 1500 and then asked him to do some scan from a specific place where it costed 3000 ,that guy was in tears begging he had no money at all just the passport ,ticket and that 1500 which he gave away .......fortunately i and another friend cld help so we did but its just buisness for those docs and they make it miserable at times

Ray - as i don't know why this fight is happening(all along i thought it was our exclusive right....LOL). R they fighting for you or regarding you .Jus for info

Neo - I really dont know what the fight is about ,neither i want to ,but i guess you need to tone down .

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Get a life dude!

Name of that movie is "Jaane bhi to yaaro". Gosh you seriously have no clue about the name of the movie. Despite me telling you, it didn't click you at all. Just imagine you were gonna go all out hunting for the REAL name.

Btw, that guy isn't karamchand, he's Pankaj Kapur in real life.

Just a thing to Neo, bro I think you ought to be little gentle with women. Upon re-reading ur last post, I think your words were little harsh. Han has been kind and gentle with everyone I have known, even on other threads. If you believe you are not at fault, just be the bigger person and forgive the other person. This applies to Han as well.

Learn not to over-react! (I am excluded ofcourse)

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By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

why jaane bhi do yaar... now i'm hell bent on finding out the name of the movie... coz I remember laffing me bollocks off at that part..." yeh kya ho raha hai?"

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Jaane bhi do yaaron.

Wake up duh!

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By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

dude I dunno what the name of that movie is, but I think the guy who dies is Satish Shah... and there is that Karamchand guys acting as well... I think???

C'mon yall, you must be knowing the name of the movie... it's an old school movie.

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Colt is dead or pretending to be blind and Ray still using beads to become a saint!

Ram Ram Ram Ram! He Bhagwan... kuch karo in logon ka!

Han and Neo in a major mud throwing competition.

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By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Yeh kya ho raha hai... to be read like that black and white movie where the guys dies and is placed in the coffin and it rolls all over Bombay city and finally reaches the stage where this play is going on with a blind guy and all this kerfuffle is happening and he's like... "Yeh kya ho raha hai?"

BTW, fook knows what the name of the movie was, but I remember watching it as a kid... or at least some part of it.

Yeh... I'm like dat now... "Yeh kya ho raha hai?"

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

nothing else to say about u at all.

now u post whatever garbage coming out of ur mind. i thought i could make up with u but i think u don't deserve to be even noticed.

main ne to jo kiya ray ke saath kiya, tumhari kis baat par jale ja rahi hai :-D ray and his wife both were there, if they were like u they wud definitly have acted like u but in fact they both are truly good ppl.

read ur profile and change this line "live and let live" okay! chalo shabaash ab bohat ho gaee hai ab khana pakao jao!

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Gosh, am so free at such a wrong time of the day. Earlier my day was quite busy when this thread was active. Now when I am free, I get to see this war of words.

Meri aankhen andhi kyon nahi ho gaya is ladai ko dekhne pehle????

Bambaiya bhasha mein bole toh... is thread ke to l$%^e lag gaye.

Have fun all! Cheers!

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By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

This was my second mistake, I do remember last time happened with Han.Becuase of this Nicknames I am confused Ray, and now in your case at least you had uploaded your snaps. So I can understand tht you are a male person..

NTN: So sorry dear, it was a mistake, I was under impression that, HAn is the only lady who involved in this forum, but I was wrong. Nice to see you too, two ladies or might be many more are here from India.

Thanks anyways for your help and answers.. Keep writing for me few words.. Line Nahi Mar Raha hoo..

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

dont make me laugh neo.you have short term memory where you write stuff, edit and assume everyone's forgottne the crap you write.

dont act as if you know me or anything about me.

dont even start judging me mate.

ray: yup this is childish but neo needs to check what he writes when he gets emotional, the problem is the post that offended me has been edited by him...but he made a huge show of apologising to you.

have fun with one another guys.

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Congratulations on sex change. When did that happen?

Quddus bhai, NTN is a SHE not a HE!!!

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By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

Yes dude. Seems like it’s a standard fee that has been predefined by doctors, everybody is asking for the same amount. Are you welcome me to Qatar, or telling me sorry not to come to Qatar? Ha ha confusing man....Thx for writing!!

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Wow! Now that I am planning to attain sainthood, I have stopped cracking jokes on people on QL. LOL. Even NTN started a separate thread inquiring the exact definition of FUN. Gosh!

Whats up with Neo and Han??? I don't wanna comment on who's behaving immature or not. Just take it easy guys, although it seems this message of mine is barely gonna make a difference.

Neo: Learn to ignore and stop reacting to everthing! You have said your bit too, so its all fair and square now.

Han: Just stop commenting on someone who doesn't likes to be discussed.

I do feel like a good 'ol Granpa now! HEHEHEHEHE

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By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

Yes dude. Seems like it’s a standard fee that has been predefined by doctors, everybody is asking for the same amount. Are you welcome me to Qatar, or telling me sorry not to come to Qatar? Ha ha confusing man....Thx for writing!!

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

i never thought myself important to anyone, khud se tum ko jo samjhna hai samajhti raho. tumhari duniya sirf is QL tak hi mahdood hai is liye logon ke pehchaan hi nahin.

there is a limit to hit and u're really crossing the limits. i don't know why u're building such an attitude against me? u're really hurtin me everytime ur posting. hitting me personally all the time. u please take a break and help other people instead of wasting ur precious time to post things addressing me.

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired" Robert Frost

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Bro, further on handing over power to thread creator. Having some experience in kicking/banning people from chatrooms, I'd like to add my two cents here.

First, this isn't like IRC you know where you could go and register a channel (or a channel with chanserv) and own it all to yourself. There is a big difference between a thread creator/starter and an owner. My understanding from creation of a thread is that it was done so just cos you wanted views & discussion from different people on a certain topic. This need not necessarily mean that the thread starter is actually the owner!

In my opinion, there could be an alternate way of judging a thread owner, which is by identifying maximum number of posts from a single person in that thread. It simply signifies that this person has been more active over a period of time. It's very unfair if I create a thread, go into hibernation and then come back 5 weeks later claiming to be the owner of that thread! Yes, I do agree that we need a moderator to control on posts and newly created threads. As long as that moderator acts fair its fine, but the moment he/she starts abusing his powers then I think the purpose is not served.

In such cases, I can promise you from now itself that you will find everyone trying to hog power and limelight by created n number of threads and become the owner themselves.

Don't get me wrong, it wasn't pointed at you at all, these are my immediate thought upon reading your previous post.

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By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

then u are good to go :) sorry come to qatar .Yup 1500 is standard from Delhi - Chennai

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

lol, you really think you are so important neo?

this is a joke.

well you really need to reassess your stand considering the number of members who have left this thread on your account.

have a nice day all.

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

Thank you so much dude. I have the list of clinics approved by my employer, infact they had sent me the list of hospitals. I spoke to one of the doctor regarding the Medical checkup with a clean cheat. He said he will charge 1500INR, i said ok. So Inshallah the coming weekend I will do the medical formalities.

I belong to Parbhani Dist in Maharashtra, but currently I am in Bangalore.

My primary question was, if I did the medical in India before the visa process could get triggered, like in advance. So is their any problem of submitting a medical certificate of last month or 15 days back in regards of receiving date of offer letter?

Thanks for all your answers 

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

The forum seems to be a bit informative now!! (otherwise bollywood, fight, makin fun... blah blah)

Those who really wish to not post in dis forum are more than welcome to leave it. Though I've requested Qatari today to grant the forum owner to present farewell/welcome to forum members. InshaAllah very soon we'll get that. Then I personally give farewell to our old fellows, who really wish to leave!

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired" Robert Frost

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Good Idea , i shall pitch in tent somewhere ,then we all can party around it . LOL

Thanks for a looking out .I think this place has problem with odd numbers ,its difficult to get 1,3,5 B/R place !!!!!!

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

sorry dude I titled you wrong on the previous post... but hey those external issues are not a problem, it's just the internal ones like I tld you bout my friend... they thot he had TB becoz of that tiny patch and they wouldn't accept the fact that it wasn't, even after the pvt. hospital cleared him and wrote a report on the same.

Don't worry dude, you'll be fine as long as you know nothing is wrong with you.

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

In this part of the world ,anything is a possibilty .Usually they dont fuss over such things but u can never be sure here .A friend of our had a similar experience not in Qatar but Kuwait . I can just tell what he had done ,may be it ll help

Mostly the companies have registered clinic or a doctor in India for the medicals ,in case it is so pls check with your employer and you can get certificate about the stitches why ,when ,now all that by this doctor there .

In case your company doesnt have any,still get details of the surgery and certificate from your doctor etc.

I dont know where you are in India otherwise i could have given you name of clinics.

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Interim solution... go in for the 2 bedroom tents they have at Carrefour... lol!!! at one point in time I was telling my wife the same thing, but luckily enuf we got this place... BTW, I still check with the landlord when he's gonna open the other apts, but he says it would another month or so... dun worry I'm looking out for you and Ray as well...

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

I had a 4 stitches on my below of the stomach it was a minor operation for Appendix, that's a very normal disease now a days. I am perfectly ok... I don’t have any pain or other disease too. In this case do I will get any problem while applying for RP? As you mentioned abut your friend experience. Hope not :-((

Thanks in advance dear :-)

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

I actually didnt :)

I also need to buy but i need to get house first which i m not getting still !!!!

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Hun, I came outta boredom at 0804hrs this morning with my 1st post... I guess you din see that... look below...

I need to buy me a new LCD TV... yay!!!

either 32" or 40" any suggestions on the brands? I'm thinking between SONY & SAMSUNG... some feedback wud be appreciated.

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

No the medicals are not accepted here. Some companies insist on you doing the medicals in you home country, just to be sure nothings wrong with you.

But once you come here, you havta do the meds all over again to get your RP. And trust me, these guys can be wierd when it comes to meds... I have a friend who had a small patch on his lung due to the jaundice he had as a kid and he was asked to leave... these guys din accept him even though he did a pvt. check up all over agian here at another hospital and it showed clear.

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

is back from boredom hangover ......:)

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

you cant resist teasing, can you?

anyway Ql isnt a committment to me and i had told earlier that if i decide not to post, i shall inform and not just dissappear. if i do post in other places its just to answer queries and not to start a dialogue as such.

i have other priorities that dont allow me to come here often or post.thank you for understanding that i dont need to explain that at all. if you noticed this was the main thread i was posting but some people (not you) like to insinuate rubbish and think they are cool by jumbling up words......sorry not my style nor cup of tea.

and i didnt meet ntn yesterday sweety...so it wasnt the boring evening with me...sorry to dissappoint you ray huns.

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

A very good morning to you all...

How are you guys? Hope doing well, I just wanted to know in advance if I did my medical checkup does it will be accepted while sending my passport and Medical certificate for the visa process?

Thanks in advance.

How are you Neo? So when finally your family is arriving to Doha? Inshallah hope so very soon. Usually under what age a child can suppose to get admit in a school for primary or Nursery education?

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other.

Santa singh : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'

Banta singh : 'Yes, I have'

Santa singh : 'Well, my father dug it.'

Banta singh : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Deadsea?'

Santa singh : 'Yes, I have.'

Banta singh : 'Well, my father killed it.'

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A sardar had arrived early at the stadium for the first cricket game of the series between local rival teams only to realize that he had left his ticket at home.

Not wanting to miss any of the first inning, he went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another seat.

After an hour's wait he was just a few feet from the booth when a voice called out, "Hey, Balbir!" He looked up, stepped out of line and tried to find the owner of the voice-with no success.Then he realized he had lost his place in the

line, and had to go back to the end of the line and wait all over again.

After he had purchased his ticket, he was thirsty, so he went to

buy a coke. The line at the concession stand was also very long. But since the game hadn't started he decided to wait. Just as he got to the window, a voice called out"Hey, Balbir!"

Again He tried to find the voice and got out of line as he wandered looking for the owner of the voice. But no luck.

He was very upset as he got back in line for his coke.

Finally he had his coke and took his seat eager for the game to begin. As he waited for the first ball, he heard the voice calling, "Hey, Balbir!" once more.

Furious, He stood up and yelled at the top of his lungs,"My name isn't Balbir!"

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Santa saw that his friend Banta was very depressed.

"What happened ?" asked Surjit.

"Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . " "How come ?"

"Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England

was being shown live on TV.I bet Rs.500 that India would win,

but I lost the bet."

" But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?" " Yaar, I bet on the highlights too "

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A sardar from Delhi had an old car which had run for over a

1,00,000 kilometres. He wanted to sell it, but was not getting a

good price because of its excess mileage.

He approached a Madrasi friend of his and asked for help.

The Madrasi gave him an address in Chennai (Madras) and asked

him to visit a mechanic there. The mechanic would adjust the

meter so that it shows only 30,000 kilometres.The sardar thanked him and left for Madras.

For a few days, the Madrasi didn't see the sardar. He assumed that the sardar would have sold the car.

A few weeks later, the sardar came to see the Madrasi in

the same car. The Madrasi was surprised and asked - "What

happened? Why have you not sold your car yet?"

The sardar replied - "Why should I? It has run for only 30,000 kilometres."

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By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

I'm looking forward to receive the list of these schools. You're help is highly appreciated in advance :-D

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired" Robert Frost

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

I'm looking forward to receive the list of these schools. You're help is highly appreciated in advance :-D

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired" Robert Frost

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

When is your family arriving ?All schools wld close by may end -june mid .I guess you are looking for admission in september .There are a lot of good primary schools.Shall send you the list .And more importantly you can send them all documents filled application , birth certificates etc thru mail you dont have to go there personally .

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

I'm fine. Just a bit confused about my kids admission. Have asked a couple of friends to let me know about some good Montessori in doha. Let me know if u could do some help.

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired" Robert Frost

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

heheehehe.I guess some parties can really be a pain .Atleast you had some relief that took your fancy LOL

Get out of it ....ur posts still show your evening irritation :)

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

The cocktail party was so fookin boring I tell u... I could have sat there and counted the people that actually went for a 2nd helping of the delicious barbeque eats, if it wasn't for a gorgeous hotel staff that took my fancy... lol!!!... the food was good though and deserts even better... and that staff...BEST!!!

Got home by like 2200ish and dove straight into bed... that was my evening yesterday... a whole crocka crap!

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

hi .How are you ?Things are moving at my end but slow pace .

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

how r u folks today?

i'm fine today and a bit less occupied wid my office work.

of course what ppl can expect from someone who've been fooled bcz of his peanut sized brain except jumpin the guns hard. but Alhamdolillah i'm glad dat not everyone think devil all the time at least due to some reason ray made up wid me (which might have seriously disappointed someone), to me it was not just a remedy to the act but it was in fact realizing how someone can really got emotionally hurt, thx to Allah there are good ppl in dis world too.

ntn, howz things wid u?

ray, did u find some thing for ur accommodation?

hassen, kaisa hai cheetay? if u don't come today, i won't perform in de show okay!!

have a nice day!

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired" Robert Frost

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Everyone .

Han it was great meeting up,we will definately fit in our agenda some where ;)and meet up again real soon .

Ray i didnt meet Han yesterday

Colt has'nt posted yet so he surely had blast of cocktail party .

Hassen hi .where have you been ?

Ray thanks for letting me know i also did'nt check commas and full stop if it is so shall try and correct it .Is heroes good ,someone had suggested but i was'nt sure .

As for zee group lets hope they get it right for once ,maybe it ll do some good to all .

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Here come the hotstepper... lol watever!!!

HAN: Glad you think that the NEO thingy was cool, we're not very much liked after that one... OK, Whatever Ray said... I miss you posting here and yeh he also said something bout taking this to the top, that too.

RAY: I'd like to call the "spare gf" the "short term investment"... lol!!!

NTN: Crazy signal is also know as Pepsi roundabout... coz there used to be a huge Pepsi can over the top of some bldg.

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Good morning friends!

Man I've been so damn addicted to this series called Heroes. Was a little slow to start off with, but now at episode 9 of 18 from Season 1, can't remember last when I was so engrossed into a TV series. Thankfully managed to download all 18 episodes, but I just hope that they haven't ended the season on a real big suspense!!

Han: Good to see your name in here again. As for posting, you know whats good for you. So no comments on that. But then again, we're the same people that you know, so whether you post it here or anywhere else doesn't really make much difference. Now that you've promised our good old friend Neo to take this thing to the top, you just can't leave him stranded right? :P

NTN: I didn't know that your prior commitment last evening (and a boring one that too) was to meet Han for the first time! LOL LOL. Just kidding. Spare girlfriend? Lets leave it at that for now. Remind me to explain whenever we meet up.

More on the ZEE group getting new cricket league, well I've been reading more into it and it doesn't seem like a bad idea actually. They've offered to work alongside BCCI, more like an extension to it. Sounds really good for Indian cricket.

Alrite, I wonder if its just me or everyone has been noticing this. NTN's sentences actually start with a comma or a fullstop instead of ending with one! Seriously, go have a look above! Do you do that deliberately or its just your arabic or whatever language keyboard you're using?

Hassen: Dude, a big hello to you as well. Where have you been? You just say like a hi and disappear for next two days.

Cheers and have a good day all!

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By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

hi folks.

one thing is for sure....that stunt with neo was real cool. it was pretty obvious but.....if i say anything more then he might jump the guns hard.

i am not absconding, but just decided to not post here frequently.i do read and smile at all that you guys write spec colt and ray.but for me this thread has lost its lustre.

and no i am not upset with any of you babies......why would i be? all is chilled. cetain priorities take up my time now alhamdullilah.

if it gets extremely chirpy and interesting again then i shall surely post.

until then take care and cheers

ntn: it was gr8 meeting you girl.i think the hubbies have made their plans....we got to fit our agendas in between.hee hee.

ray: you asked a question about hubby's pay, yup i do know it, incl the increments........isnt the wife supposed to know it?

anyway whenever you guys plan a genuine get together, do let me know...ntn will inform me, if i dont get to know otherwise and insha'allah we will meet up.

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

Hay COLT! RAY & NTN wassup u guyz!

howz the weather inside here! not so hot in here, no fight today kewl! iz dat a gud sign!?

so wat were u guys upto nw?

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

was checking same news in morning ,what surprises me is Delhi being best place ......I m still wondering

Cricket ,i guess subhash Chandra has gone rockers .....LOL

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Check this out guys! Not surprisingly Bombay isn't the best city to live in India :(

http://www.mid-day.com/news/city/2007/april/154740.htm

Zee TV announces a parallel cricket league. LOL. They gotta be kidding of they think of pulling off against BCCI.

http://www.mid-day.com/news/nation/2007/april/154749.htm

and I wish I was here :(

http://www.dnaindia.com/report.asp?newsid=1088471

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By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Hey i understand wife , i can understand girlfriend ,pls enlighten me with this spare girlfriend term ......it wld be nice to meet you with your partner .....lets hope this time around something materialises about meeting

I m from delhi was in Kuwait ,now in Doha ....:) Where is Maharaja and bonanza I mean is it easy ,can it be told to cab guy and he ll know the place or need some other landmark

Colt - IDLI DOSA TREAT ..... well one can be at my place :) but that is possible only after i find one and set it up after that idli dosa treat can happen .

Everyone really stayed away today !!!!!!

HELLOOOOOOOOOOO WAKE UP !!!!!!

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

ok yeh, let's just stay with "NTN" then... yup QL is really annoying today, dunno if it's the weather or what? lol!!!

So when's the IDLI-DOSA treat? Lemme know.

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
Rating: 3/5
rayyz

QL has been playing up yet again. I have sort of figured out few things while surfing here. If you stay silent for a while the server logs you off after few minutes. And when you click on a link, the process of logging you back on again takes a lot of time. But once you are logged on, you may have noticed that you are able to open threads or post shorters messages quite quickly. Also, if you stay logged off, you automatically avoid the logging in procedure and that way surfing QL is much faster! Hope that makes some sense.

Well yeah we could always put it to another day. Not a necessity that she ought to be around whenever I meet you people. But then again, she reads a little here and we do speak a few things about QL and guys from here, so am sure she would be interested in joining me. But, ofcourse, I could always bring in my 'spare' girlfriend, provided you guys don't tell my wife next time she's with me! LOL.

Alrite so the meet is postponed to whenever everyone is available.

NTN, but you said you were in Kuwait right? For Idli and Dosa, you can always goto Maharaja in the evenings. Bonanza in the mornings. Never goto Garden restaurant, their food sucks!

Colt dude, have fun at the party. Don't regret on attending a social gathering, personally I prefer to be socially more active. Helps you sooner or later ;)

Haven't heard from Neo either, hope he is doing fine.

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By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

OK !!!ppl wont know about it .I guess hassen like to spell know with N alone or it sounded better as far as its not TNT its good . Well this baptising of name was done by Hassen :)

I guess i m out in sometime .So u r also busy for evening. I guess we should plan the meeting with 3-4 days time so that everyone can make themself free and also at convienent time where everybody can join in ,,,,,,,,,

QL is giving a lot of prob today ,its being a pain posting anything .

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

For starters I just asked myself where did NTN come from, shouldn't it be NTK?

As for work, kida easy on it today... the thing is, whenever there is anything to be done etc. I tend to focus myself completely into it and complete it ASAP. Unlike others who will dwell on it like for so long...

So where it takes a week to do something, I'll probably finish it in 3-4 days and goof off the rest of the time...sssh!!! and people are "nottoknow" about this ok?

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Rating: 2/5
Colt45

No can do tonight dude... have some Hotel party that I havta attend with my wife... she's got the invite, so I'll havta tag along as her partner... yesh!!! I hate these cocktail parties...

Just in case you were still wondering as to why India lost the final of the 2003 world cup after playing so well in the league games, probably here lies the answer.....

The teams that qualified for the super six stage...

India ,Sri Lanka, Australia, New Zealand , Kenya, Zimabawe .

Note there are two teams each from the continents of Asia, Australasia & Africa resp .

The teams that have the last alphabet "a" in their names qualified for the semifinals viz.

Indi'a' , Australi'a' , Keny'a' & Sri Lank'a'.

The teams that have alphabets "ia" at the last of their name qualified for the Final i.e.

Ind "ia" & Austral"ia ".

Now,

Kisne World Cup ''lia'' - Austra"lia"

Kisne World Cup "dia" - In"dia"

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

I typed a long message and didnt go thru and i had'nt saved it either ......so lets see if it does now .

Neither me ....but as far as we are arguing for fun or not being judgemental about other , i guess its all in days work ..some laughter ,some snarls ,some D looks and some hugs .....

Sure friends are there for everything and we all have them.I didnt understand your drifting away bit ..

Colt has been there ,so colt no work today also or its boring ????

Ray when is your wife back?If we plan to meet then it has to be with little notice ,i m with a prior commitment today and a boringggggggggggggg one on that ,i hope i can smile through the evening or atleast not yawn .....

I m from Delhi .

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
Rating: 2/5
rayyz

Yeah, wouldn't bet my money on you and I on not arguing ever again. And my decisions are definitely not driving by Motiv8er's or anyone else's advises. But they're just really good friends in real life, so gotta consider at times. Maybe you're drifting and don't realise it, while others could see it you know! Anyhow, its just QL. I'm sure friends are there to take care of you for better issues than advising you what to do on WWW or not!

Colt has pretty much been on this thread since morning, I remember he telling me yesterday that if he's on QL it means he has no work at the office! And don't bother about me, I'm pretty good as multi-tasking, keep switching between work and IExplorer.

Yup, I'm from Bombay. What about you?

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By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Yeah man. Its high time my car got a wash. :( Feel really sad for her. Gulf weather is going crazy. I always listen to weather forecast on Bahrain radio 96.5 FM in the morning. They're always spot on. Today's forecast says light showers accompanied with thunderstorms at times. Look out for it.

Qatar meteorological dept. guys always be the wiseguy after the event and speak out next day in paper, "it is expected due to unstable weather in the region". I am like I could have put that better! Maybe they've just got a guy sitting out in the balcony and predicts the next 24 hours by looking up in the sky.

As for the get together / treat. Well lets decide to meet up first, we can all pretend to go dutch pre-dinner, but then you will insist endlessly like typical a Indian and take the bill. :)

My wife is flying out tomorrow, so all the families could meet up this evening. If its fine with everyone. Where's Han? Absconding???

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By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

it was for a day ,so motiv advises u on day to day basis ?Huuuu so we missed on one war of words ,anyways knowing u and me another 3 post here we ll be arguing something .....and that too today when everyone has chosen to stay away from here ...colt with his one liners ,its u and me only to keep this thread on todays popular content ....LOL

If i m not mistaken ray u r from mumbai ?Colt definately is POPAT is very mumbai term ....LOL

Anyone for idili dosa treat ??? ;)

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

on second thought, why dun you'll start the war of the words... at least there will be sunshine and maybe it won't rain... Bollocks... I just washed my car and the weather is all screwed up... again!!! Thanks to you'll... :-P

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Abhe popat... read correct, the treat was for Neo bhai to patch up any hard feeling between us... don't jump in on the FREE bandwagon...lol!!!

No seriously - anytime for you guys yaar... Ray, NTN, Neo lets do it whenever you guys wanna... u decide.

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

By that I meant screw QL for the day! :P It was indeed long and spicy post and then I thought this chat addiction thing is getting to me... so scrapped it all and logged off for the day. Glad that it didn't happen, it had full potential to be yet another war of words.

New day new beginning. So here I am again on QL. Thanks to Colt to provoke me into writing again!

I believe that treat promised is Neo specific, but like always, I am entitled to barge in :P

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By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

No wonder there aint any sun today ,U and me have agreed on something for a change ...LOL

Shucks .....missed your long spicy post.BTW If u decided to screw QL ,then how come back this morning !!!! :)

Colt offered treat where ,when ????OR it was NEO specific treat

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Wow... Sainthood achieved!

For a change I agree with you on something! Rather if I still wanna be at odds with you, I'd like to say, for a change YOU agree with MEEE on something. :P *Hugs and kisses* LOL. Finally someone saw thru the clouds and got the point!!!!

Girl / Ma'am, however you want me to addrses you as, oh yeah I know you were waiting for me to post something really nice in the other thread. Oh yeah I saw you refreshing that page again and again for my reply! LOL. Trust me, I did write something really long & spicy but then had second thoughts and decided to stick to my friend's (Motiv8er) advice to screw QL. Deleted it all and left for out! :)

Where's Han??? Is she upset with us? Wouldn't know why though.

Neo wake up!!! Colt has offered another treat, lets skin him this time bro.

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By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Firstly yes ppl can be very different in real life from what they post or how they chose to be in cyber world . I for one have no prob with fun or sense of humour and as for ur trick with neo .....i guess it was obvious but he fell for it ......and it was just a trick and not meant to upset/hurt feelings ...i guess thats the reason ray went up and met .

So as far as that is concenered this is my take .

As for my post it was nothing linked to this ,it was something very different ...and that was my reason to post it seperately as on this post it wld have got linked with april 1st thing which it any way did .As for ray i was expecting your post there !!!!!!!so not surprised that u thgt of putting something spicy there .... rather surprised that u didnt ...LOL

As for ray , i think its not so nesscary to spite someone always be so eager to say or drag someone in some arguement always (before that statement becomes todays arguement with me and ray , i would specify here someone specifically means ME :) )....yes u can write ,say ,act as u want there aint a doubt there .Its our life lets live it up the way we like ......I guess

Phew ...........Chill it guys

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

LOL. You rock bro! Am glad someone else besides me noticed the 'other' thread. I was so damn tempted to post something really really spicy, but then thought otherwise. As it is everyone is quite reluctant to post in here, we might just end up scaring them away from QL altogether!

No comments bro, I think I am gonna apply for 'sanyas' from QL and hope the light of God falls on me and I attain sainthood overnight.

On second thoughts, what do we do with people who despite repeated reminders to take QL lightly and what if a person keeps falling for it again and again!? Maybe they don't belong here on public forums at all! It's a free world for Godsake and I can write whatever I like, plain and simple.

To add weight to my advise of taking QL less seriously, a person could be much more different in real life, which I guess Neo must have noticed when he met me. If I were that evil, I wouldn't have gone there at all to meet him up.

Still awaiting application for sainthood to be approved. :(

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By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

So where are all the members of this thread...

RAY: Wassup bro... I hit the sack at like 2100hrs last nite and so didn't log on... no one posted anything either in here... why do I get the feeling that the guys have disowned us coz they think that we were too over the top with the April fool thingy... I mean c'mon where are you guys going with the "being so serious" attitude you'll have over here... It's not like we punked him and let him be... RAY went over and did the rescue effort stuff right? And if were not for Ray, Neo wud be standing there forever.

I'm sure NEO has gotten over it and so life goes on... and Oh NEO... about you saying that "dis fun will pay me back someday enshahallah"... well, que sera sera... at least I'll smile and say, "I did it my way"

NTN: Was the thread you started aimed at that too?

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
Rating: 2/5
rayyz

Guys I've added you two on my MSN Messenger contacts, but can't see either of you online. Wonder if you guys log on MSN from work and if you guys did get my request to add you'll.

I suppose you have my email address incase you wanna add me back. Newer versions of MSN/Yahoo offer compatibility between the two networks, so doesn't really matter if you add someone from @hotmail or @yahoo addy from either client.

Cheers!

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By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Ok guys... I'm outtie in a bit... have a nice evening and be good... dun do anything I wouldn't do... ;-)

Stay Well...

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

...except the increment rules ;-)

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired" Robert Frost

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

What can I say bout that post... I'm sure the boy must be having a "short term or side investment" here that requires him to be spending... why else wud a man not tell his wife how much he's being paid? Pssst!!! I know quite a few guys who also dun tell their wives when they get any increase, they call that the "hidden investment"... comes in handy when you go for an oil change ya know...lol!!!

Sure my wife knows my (pityful) salary...

NEO: Kya bhai, we only enjoy April Fool's day on 1st April... and oh, thats every year I must say... So for sure I owe you one the next time we meet...

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
Rating: 2/5
neo

bro my co is coverin all expenses mashaAllah nd i'm just waitin 4de passport copies to submit to my co. visa proc dznt take more dan a week.

family status in qatar should cover medical (either by co. or through insurrance), air fare once in a year, relocation nd education.

once u're here we'll enjoy dahi/pani/blah blah puri inshaAllah.

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired" Robert Frost

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Guys I came across this post in another thread, "Can Anyone tell me the average salary for the mechanical engineering in Qatar? My husband work in the construction company and I need to know his salary.

Thank you".

LOL LOL. What is she trying to prove? Beat that!

Colt your wife knows your salary doesn't she? Neo? Han do you know your hubby's salary?

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By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

I am fine bro, Son is doing well. So you applied for your wife and kids passports, usually it wont take 1 1/2 month time to process in India, I dont know about Pakistan process.

Is your company will take care of their flight and visa expenses or you should have pay through your pocket? If applied for a Visa how many days it will take to process? In case, if you joined your organization as an individual, and company said that, they will provide you the family status, with thier Air ticket and all. Now if I want to call them all alone, does my company will take care of their tickets or do I need to pay?

Just for curiosity brother :-)

Thanks for your answer in advance.. Hope you are having a great time after 1st April Dahi puri and Pani Puri :-))

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

perhaps, i go there and end up calling 7 times nd u say it's 1st of may or 1st of june...

i'm better since ray was there, yeah if he wudn't have called me again right after i hung up de phone i was in fact deeply pissed of. as far as blame to put on... i'm very simple guy man, that i tried to tell in my previous post.

dravid's joke is very nice. thx. there is another joke similar to dis i don't remember it. it's somethin related to som sardar wants to buy an almira... may be u remember.

quddus, i'm find dude. how r u? how is ur son? i'm waitin for my family to get the passports ready so i could proceed for their visa processin.

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Hey that was all in good humour bro, don't freak yourself too much over it... besides you had all the hints that said you were gonna be punked... so blame it on..... ???

Where are the rest today? QL is kinda playing up today as well huh?

NEO: Ima buy you a meal the next time we meet... if that makes you feel any better...

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

What's happening with QL, it would be a server problem or something else.. one post three times Ohhh... any solutions to avoid this..or just simply it will get solve automatically..but its happening with me since for last couple of weeks..or it's a bonus of April...send once you will recieve thrice...Ha ha.. Any advice please??

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

Assalam-o-alikum Brothers...

So finally ray has made a day of 1st April Fool with Neo.. great..Kash hum bhi aap ke saath hote..magar hona saka.. :-))

Neo & Ray..How are you brothers??

Rest of All.. Hi to everybody in the forum and wish you a very Foolish April...:-)

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

Assalam-o-alikum Brothers...

So finally ray has made a day of 1st April Fool with Neo.. great..Kash hum bhi aap ke saath hote..magar hona saka.. :-))

Neo & Ray..How are you brothers??

Rest of All.. Hi to everybody in the forum and wish you a very Foolish April...:-)

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

Assalam-o-alikum Brothers...

So finally ray has made a day of 1st April Fool with Neo.. great..Kash hum bhi aap ke saath hote..magar hona saka.. :-))

Neo & Ray..How are you brothers??

Rest of All.. Hi to everybody in the forum and wish you a very Foolish April...:-)

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Dravid could not resist for too long to be in the hotel room

and still not be able to go out shopping. So he disguises himself as a Sardar and goes out. He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him "Hi Dravid!"

Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as amuslim woman - in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet the same woman greets him "Hi Dravid!".

Dravid comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make up of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain, the same lady catches him again and greets him "Hi Dravid!".

Bewildered by now, he could not help asking, "How did you recognise me?"

The lady replied - "I am Sachin!"

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

i've left behind in dis sharp foolin world. ppl don't ve ne thing to do except fun. one day they will die in fun... :-)

ray, thx for pani puri nd dahi puri. it was nice remedy on dis april fool which saved u from being blacklisted for the rest of ur life. i'm glad u forgot all i said 2 u in anger in my previous posts nd that's good part of u. yeah ofcourse i won't forget april fool but won't stop going if i receive invitation.

colt, yaar tum ko main kya kahoon. in fact dude i swear by God don't have vacabolary to praise u and ppl like u. dis fun inshaAllah will pay u back someday...

have a nice day.

hassen, dude 2morrow must meet, fsl wil be there 2, must finalize guitar piece and practice, don't have much time dis week, a lot of home maintenance work to do.

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired" Robert Frost

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired" Robert Frost

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

LOL. Yeah man, he was indeed wearing the right clothes.

I just couldn't control smiling/laughing when I first saw him, but my wife kept on saying, "Shut up" all the time. But it was all good when he got into the car and sorted out the stuff. It seems April's fool isn't so popular in Pakistan. I bet from 1st April 2007, Neo won't forget April Fools day ever again :)

Neo where are ya mate!!?

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By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

And was he wearing a sky blue shirt and dark blue jeans, sporting a french beard? Dude, NEO... as much as we may have warned you, you failed to read between the lines man... I also mentioned bout you not getting the drift in my post and YET you were clueless... damn!!!

RAY: We need to give ourselves a pat on the back, although Neo bhai I'm sure would wanna give us 2 kicks on da bollocks... ha ha ha!!!

Also, sorry bout not being able to make it, the meeting that started at 1900hrs and was suppossed to end in like 30 mins max, went on till like 2100hrs something... but had I known you'll were in BC, I would have dropped by on the way home, I stay pretty close to there...

NEO: All in good humour pal... So yesterday was your day, Happy Feast! lol!!!

Rest o' yall - Rise and Shine... we're back in business.

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Good morning people!

Alright guys, as the subject says, the crown for this year's April fool goes out to none other than my good friend NEO!!! :)

His act of waiting 45 mins at the Ramada junction Pizza hut was a feat achieved by none I've known so far. Well done to Colt for playing along and in dragging Neo all the way to the Pizza Hut. Thank goodness we didn't ask him to carry a red rose to identify himself. Hehehehe.

Anyhow, all said and done, it was just YET another prank and it should be taken in right spirit. When Neo called me like 7th time in a row yesterday around 8.30 PM I had no choice but to answer his call. He seriously sounded pissed off, so I had to meet him and do the rescue effort before everything fell apart and he ended up cursing us all forever.

Eventually, we ended up at Bombay chowpatty and had a good time and a lots of laughs together. But dude, my question is "HOW COULD YOU FALL FOR IT???" Read my lines again, its very clear what it was all about.

Cheers!

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Buick's new car is called 71.

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By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

sure! NTN

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

caution to what ?No can't make it this evening .Mail to you is returning .Let me know

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

Colt! i just love it! wazt dat so tempting :) lol cheerrz!

colt wat r u wearing!? guyz u have everyone1 contact call dem n check where r u? rather dan recognizin dem with their dreses, wat if soem one else landz up with same :)

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

I'll be in sky blue shirt and dark blue jeans. Having lebanese french cut beard. Ray may recognize me.

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired" Robert Frost

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

QL playing up again.... Neo see you at 2000hrs at Pizza Hut near the Ramada Signal...

Adios guys... I'm outtie.

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

i know! it is! but still, just a Cuationary Hit!

and wat else,! r goin too for the meet!?

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

i know! it is! but still, just a Cuationary Hit!

and wat else,! r goin too for the meet!?

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Relax dude... it's just pizza... or are you singing us a song here and can't get past pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizzapizza pizza pizza... phew!!! am I there yet? Oh no, long way to go... pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

There, I completed it... HAPPY NOW?

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

i know! it is! but still, just a Cuationary Hit!

and wat else,! r goin too for the meet!?

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza.

It wazn't me!

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Nothin much ..... its usual i guess .....And its definately peace at my end ....if that was for me

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza.

It wazn't me!

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

NEO! watr u gonna wear lol!

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Yes your MAJESTY, is there anything more that you would like us to do?

Ok... get real, let us know what you gonna wear or something so that we can identify you yaar. I'm leaving the office in about 10 mins, so be quick pal...

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

Okay I'll be there. I like super supreme with diet seven up. Cheeze garlic bread would also be fine, so make de order b4 i arrive. For deserts I wud prefer we go to hardees and have black forest cake what u say ;-)

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired" Robert Frost

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

You didn't get the drift huh? Anyways, it's the Pizza Hut near the Ramada Signal and we're meeting at 2000 hrs. i.e. 8.00pm Doha time... can't be more specific than that.

BTW, I have just met Ray and we wanna know what you'll be wearing so that we can identify you.

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

If u're commin den we 2 can get together after de party to finalize stuff. Yeah I can imagine de show wud be awesome so as the audience ;-)

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired" Robert Frost

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

Hay neo Mian!!

ZIKAR nah kar :)

yah man sure we will meet to finalize dat guitar partz, so iz TRQ iz fien with the beatz n stuff? the venue iz gud to play itz indoor, so i think teh sound will b awsome..

all d best man!! u r chillin at hiem n me at office! not dat much of wrk to do today!

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

Ray & Colt: which pizza hut dudes? there are many out there. Lemme know plz in advance.

Hassen, kaisa hai cheetay? Tr was there at my home this mornin, he listened to my solos and is interested to perform Karta Hai Pyaar but dude we need to meet soon to finalize the guitar piece. By de way yest, i got an idea how tough time u might be havin :-D

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

ay NTN! wassup!

howz thingz goin arun! now u on ray! coemon! guyz... PEACE :)

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Good for you if you good in bed drunk .I really didnt understand what were you trying to prove by making that statement .....that u have a had a solid hangover and cldnt comprehend what i said or simply that u need to pick on one or the other .If you cant take humour dont humour either ......

Have a nice day

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Alrite guys am gonna go freshen up and out for lunch followed by cricket practice. See ya all later in the evening.

Cheers!

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Buick's new car is called 71.

It carries two in the front and 69 in the back

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By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Wow quite a few posts since yesterday. Its a HOLIDAY for me!! Had a late nite again and just woke up like half hour ago or so.

NTN: Honey, I am even a better person to sleep with when I'm drunk. Trust me! Now even more a better reason for me to stay drunk all day long. LOL

I hope that keeps her from commenting on my drinks.

Colt: Got yours and Neo's numbers. Will call you after the shower. No luck yet with the house yet. Still on the look, I guess desperate times will come after 15th April. LOL.

Han: Where've you been? We need review on your birthday parties and the gifts you got.

Rest: Whats up for April Fools day? Any luck so far with fooling your friends? There's this interesting email flying around which says Indian team is back in the World Cup cos three players from Bongs team failed dope test. LOL. Man could we get a little more creative than this? Its so obvious!!! That reminds me, we are gonna fix a meet at 8 pm Pizza Hut this evening, guys please be there! Did I just give it away?

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Buick's new car is called 71.

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By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

LOL! colt so nice! i really enjy reading dem....

i lv santa bantaz character... dy r hillariouz!

btw which site u go to fetch dem ;)

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Since youasked for it... here goes some Paaji jokes... always my fav...

Jasmeet : " What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"

Santa : "Golfing with friends, my dear."

Jasmeet : " What ? At 2 am ? "

Santa : "Yes, We used night clubs."

At bedtime, Santa prepared two aspirins and a glass of water for his wife.

Jasmeet : "What is this for?"

Santa : "For you headache, dear."

Jasmeet : "But I don't have a headache."

Santa : "Good to know beforehand.. ."

Santa brought his circle of friends to show off his new apartment.

After the grand tour, the visitors were rather perplexed by the large gong taking pride of place in the lounge.

What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.

Why, that's my Speaking Clock" Santa replied.

"How does it work?"

"I'll show you", Santa said, giving the gong an ear-shattering blow with an unpadded hammer.

Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed,

"For God's sake, you *****, it's twenty to two in the morning!"

Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.

Lady: Excuse me, Aap Achha Nahi Kar Rahe Hain Singhji !

Santa: Itni Bheed Mein Is Se Achha Nahi Ho Sakta.

Santa Apni Biwi Ka Antim Sanskar Karke Ghar Ja Raha Tha Ki Achanak Bijli Chamki,

Badal Garje, Jor Se Baarish Shuru Hui..

Dukhi Santa Bola Utha..

Lagta Hai Pahunch Gai..Ab Who Roo Raha Hai.!!

Santa on cycle hit lady accidently.

lady says, " Break Nahi Mar Sakta Tha kya?

Santa replies " Break Ka Kya Hai, Poori Cycle To Mar Di....."

Santa was leaving the Gurdwara one day.

The Giani was standing at the door to greet the members.

He grasped Santa by the hand and pulled him aside.

The Giani said to him, 'You need to join the Army of the our Guru..!'

Santa replied, 'I'm already in the Army...!'

The Giani questioned, 'How come I don't see you except on Vaisaki?'

Santa whispered back,.. 'Shhhhhhhhh. I'm in the secret service.

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

buddiez! i m fine goin on well on my side, just a bit of tight schedule dees dayz! designers alwayz play btween line n deadline :) so dat wazt happening... so! colt practicing ur vocalz? well, we r havig another gathering by dis weekend at AL Khor, but again we will be playing national songz plus few indian stuff, if anyone or u r interested do lemme know so dat i can add ur name into the list of inviteez! apart from dat! i must say dat ur office ambience izt dat cheerful for dat u r feeling so boared there...or for a change post soem jokes man! :)

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Yeh I'm bored... at work, but it's sooo fookin boring... wanna call me and gimme some talks.. or watever?

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

now this ain't coz i'm bored, but QL error

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Hey hassen ,nice to see ur post after like ages .....fight is integral part of this thread ....LOL kab kahan ..hi toh pata nahi abhi tak .My kiddo is fine ,joined school .

Colt ...buddy u r really bored keroscene !!!!! u bet u r bored .Is it official off for u ?

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

How's it going pal? Long time no see... What's the scene?... keroscene, obscene?...watever...

Damn...i'm bored!!!

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

hay! u all wassup!

btw! most f my vizit i only see ppl in anger, yaar dnt eat alot of chilli... have chill pill dearerz! so NTN, COlt HAN, RAY & NEO wassup! kaisay ahin sub! mooj masteee ho rahe hai, NTN welcoem to DOha, i hope u have find dis place not boaring, howz ur kid!?

So kahan ka plan ban raha hai!!? let me jump too :) with respect :P

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Thanks .......ya this planning is taking ages .....so all the guys planning just stop planning and meet up :) becoz planning karte karte phir some argument will crop up and meet plan shall go for a toss .....

Well i m still hunting the house havent found one .....hopefully this week should finalise on something .

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Way to go woman, I sure like your style... dun worry it was never meant to be an all male event, all you women are free to come by as and when we decide to do the meal thingy... as for now, it's still in the planning stage and maybe if all goes well w shud be able to do a lunch or dinner in say about........... 10 years? lol!!!

No... we'll do it sooner.

On a different note, how's the house hunting going on with you and Ray? Need me to do anything, just ask...

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

No probs at all ....I have no prob being the only woman around and no attention prob either as far as it is good fun laugh i m good with it ...... i was jsut wondering if it was specifically all men meet types ,it would have been nice if rest could join .......

Let me know when u finalise the date and time ...:)

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

You are most welcome to have a meal with us... now please dun be like "Oh am I gonna be the only woman there?"... so what if ultimately you do happen to be the only woman around, you'll get all the attention from us hunky dory supermen... what better could you ask for? lol!!!

Had I been the only one at a womans meet, hell I'd be ecstatic, "Nice to be a man among men, better among women" ;-)

Good morning folks.

RAY: I mailed you my cell nbr. dun put it on any matrimonial site.

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

All .How was the weekend ?

Was'nt around for couple of days ,read all post ,understood some ,some didnt even try .......:) All i can say is CHILL PPL ,not everybody is good with words and not everyone can put what they exactly mean in words.(HOPE I DID )

But hey i thought everyone was meeting ,why all of sudden all guys ONLY ....

Why official holiday doesnt mean all office and schools shut? :)

Han -Hope you had great day yesterday .Well i watched all season of 24 ,ya it is more or less like hindi movie .But if u see it on one go ,its good time kill .Lost i tried didnt like it much .Prision break is ok

Ray - I wish you cld stay on 3 shots tequilla and vodka (if i got it right) perpetually , man u talk better in that condition ...LOL

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Got your nos. dude. Btw, are you meeting up for a dinner or a wrestling match? Dum ki baat mat karo yaar, darr lagta hai. As for pork, yaar main to bas wahi khaoonga aur kuch nahi. Didn't know pork was served in Qatar, is it?

Will call you after fixing stuff with Colt. We could keep it tomorrow or on monday, but it won't be your treat yet. We'll go dutch. Let things get sorted out in here and we'll have a good get together for your treat.

As for the estimate, keep aside approx 2k for the dinner. I know Motiv8r eats a lot! :)

Alrite guys, super hungry now, out for lunch.

Cheer!

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Buick's new car is called 71.

It carries two in the front and 69 in the back

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By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

I've msgd u my nos.

For de treat everythin allowed (excluding pork n alcohol). By de as far as I know only you, hassen, colt and ot i know. who else is missin? (just want to calculate a ruff dhajka in advance :-D)

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired" Robert Frost

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

Who's into "24"

watched season 5 too.

only prob is, its like n hindi movie.

tried watching 'lost'

didnt get me hooked though.

enjoy watchin the apprentice n "so u think u can dance"

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Neo: Mere bhai, not possible this evening. Got few plans already. As for your treat, we're not letting you get away so easily. It's gonna be one hell of a QL party and you will pay for it. Msg me your no. too.

Han: Enjoy girl! What luck, hubby's treat for lunch, dad for dinner. Wah kya baat hai. Gifts and all that. I need to slot in my alternate/virtual birthday somewhere soon before this thread comes to an end. Don't wanna miss out on those gifts.

Rest: Public holiday has been announced for tomorrow. I wonder if its for Q companies and Pvt companies too. It seems Qatari Govt. wants to celebrate April Fools day. LOL. Just kidding, its cos of that election thing we've been seeing / hearing about lately. I hope they do give an off, wow would be wonderful!

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Buick's new car is called 71.

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By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

I'm kewl with that... will send u my nbr soon... Will be out now, wanna catch some sleep... so long guys..

Later.

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

Thank you very much for such a nice feed back about me!!

Ray, I don't have ne problem meetin u guys. In fact there was a treat expected this evenin. I was waitin to receive some confirmation about the schedule.

Let me know if you guys can fix it for today evenin and we can go to place u select. waitin for ur response.

"...But it ain’t how hard you hit; it’s about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward..." Rocky Balboa

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

thanks buddies.

hmm....me is the queen today.......what to do.....it is 31st...have always been challenegd in school to prove the same.i am a queen masha'allah every weekend...my cooking stops every weekend.

whats on the agenda today....still trying to get out of home (trying to make a small dent in hubby's wallet/card....hee hee hee).lunch at applebees or tgi......prefer the former.

romance has kids in the equation....esp since my lil girl cant see anyone chatting with me exclusively........she will address matter in between by talking to me (she is just 18months, alhamdullilah.they masha'allah are a joy.

freinds will drop by in the evening.then will make my daddy dearest spend a bit.... hee hee hee.

Oh....i will remember your fond greetings. sometimes you dont need to meet people in person to feel and think nice about them.

insha'allah we will meet soon and then we will kaato someone for the treat......hope its not gonna be me:-D

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

We work straight shift man. 6.30 - 2.30, quite sure your lunch break would be well over by the time I get outta my office. So business lunch ain't possible. Maybe dinner someday. Post me your cell no. thru my profile message, we'll talk and chalk out some plan.

I have no problem meeting Neo, if he's interested in joining us. I remember he's been asking to meet up forever!

Romano, do you watch this series called Heroes? Been trying to download episodes 1-18 in one pack, just can't get thru. Gotta download these individually. Few guys told me its really really good better than Lost.

My wife watches Lost, I think Ep 14 from Season 3 is the latest. Ain't keen on that one.

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Buick's new car is called 71.

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By Angelo• 9 years 8 months ago.
Angelo

Just saw the Recent Comments, and curious,

Any wayz "Many Happy returns, Han".

My sister's birthday was on the 30th, but she had work from 1800 to 0200hrs, so we went on the 29th to Applebees - City Centre. When do we get to celebrate yours??? any ways have a great day always.

Could not log on to qatar net yesterday and when I did, the computer/internet just hung up.

Colt45, your birthday song reminds me of my days at the Boarding School back in Nagpur, India.

Good morning all. Have a great day.

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Thanks for the lunch invite dude, but i'm gonna havta pass on that one... just hoping over to a friends place for some veg snacks his wife makes... awesome cooks she is... and to think I normally dun eat veg food, except at South Indian restaurants... besides, I had an awesome breakfast and so I don't think I'll do justice to lunch, but hey Ima hold you on that one... or better still Ima treat you the 1st time around and then on lets make it you all the way... You're the MAN dude!!! lol...

No seriously, lets meet up during the week for lunch at someplace, more like a work lunch coz we'll both be working and so we'll havta run back soon... lemme know.

Where are the rest?

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Han: Still with your birthday. Are you sure your it's on 31st March??? Cos I've got a strong feeling its a day later, i.e. 1st April and for reasons best known to everyone, you've preponed it a day ahead! :P We need clarification with proof, passport scan would do!

Colt: Dude, I forgot to mention that I agree with your comments on unity about this thread. It's seriously missing. Well said. Wish things could get back to how they were before. Pulling legs and lots of posts from different people.

I am not relying on QL for my life to progress, got a better real life. But I've been a chat addict before and somehow had gotten out of it. I remember crazy hours used to chat on MIRC. Guess its the same trait that keeps pulling me back in here.

Oh btw, just realised I've crossed 200 posts on QL! Yay!!! Cheers.

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Buick's new car is called 71.

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By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Bro, you've gotta have some will power to have breakfast on a Saturday morning.

I just can't get myself out of bed early mornings on friday/saturday. If not for Friday prayers, I would prolly be sleeping till 1 PM or something.

Even the week before last, I only managed to get up early on a friday morning for a south Indian breakfast was cos my wife wouldn't have talked to me for next two days and there goes my weekend. Now that you're married, you gotta keep her happy!

Hope your breakfast was good, I just woke up and still in bed checking out QL. Lemme know if you wanna meet up for lunch, stomach is growling already.

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Buick's new car is called 71.

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By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Hey sweetheart wishing you a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

May God bless you with good health and fulfil all your wishes in years to come.

Its your day girl, chill out don't bother yourself with cooking food and usual household chores, just be like a queen and ask your hubby to run around for you. LOL. Hope you have a blast and send us some e-cakes while we try to send you e-gifts.

Cheers!

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

oooh...why did you have to remind me of being a year older:-(

but thatnkyou so much

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

I know.... you'll must be saying, he posted way past 0239hrs and now he's up so early? Yeh, beats me too... and hey no, i'm not doing Speed if that's what you think...

I'm just so exited that it's Han's birthday today and she's a year older... yay!!!

Ok going to Crepaway for some breakfast, whoever wanna join me... I'm wearing Blue Jeans, Benetton sweats and a Rutgers baseball cap... so come on in... it's on me!

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you,

Happy Birthday Dear ...ummmm... Han19, Happy Birthday to you.

It's a Hap, hap, happy birthday,

May you live to be, a 103

It's a Hap, hap, happy birthday,

A Hap, happy bithday to you.

Happy Happy Bithday, happy years begun,

God who gives us blessings, knows them everyone.

He is kind and loving, he is sure to hear,

So we ask his blessings, for another year.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAN... have a great day.

(Ok guys, although I'm 3 sheets to the wind, I'm on QL at 0236hrs and sang all the happy birthdays i knew to HAN, so I guess I deserve the treat... and yeh, not the doggie treat...lol!!!)

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Din't I just post something about squabbling back and forth? I came here in the 1st place coz I found this thread to be filled with nice people, who enjoyed posting and wanted to get "UNITED"...

Umm... did yall see them of late?

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

crap

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

neo.........get a life......and stop playing the rubbish blame game.if you gave up...well it was your wish. dont drag and confuse issues. whatever you have written...well it goes back to you and read the crap you originally put down to ray.it definitely shows your true self.just by apologising to ray doesnt excuse the comment you have made. i dont need to read through this thread to learn how to judge myself.thankyou very much.

ray.....hi buddy.....this place is just a mode of communication for me. i dont depend on this for anything specific. if i make friends through this mode( which i masha'allah have made already, i have met and spoken to some extremely nice people)...then its cool else it doesnt determine my life...alhamdullilah.and no, it wasnt a way to snub the bday bash....whenerv we meet insha'allah we can do it...but not tomorrow........its for me n my family n real close friends. hope you understand.

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

First of all I'm neither getting sentimental nor emotional.

What my true self only Allah knows. I believe everybody has a threshold for his/her patience. I remember one of best friend used to say "if u dare to finger someone, be patient to take hand in return".

Just read your post Han, and recall how many times you and ray told me not to act like dad, we're grownup. At the end, I ended up with giving up.

The only thing that really hurts me is I don't want my name to be associated with any other lady on/off the forum except my wife and because of that I shouted but no! people say you must have fun with this, now when I do the such thing in response, people cry, and post such a hard comments for me that again i accept with patience.

I know myself that I'm very calm person. I learn about myself from my friends and family because they are my mirror. I try to keep balance in my fun and religion. Yeah of course I can't go beyond the limits.

What I want to say is fun should have been in limits and remember fun is not the only thing in this life, we're accountable for our acts too to our Allah. When we will realize this thing, we won't hate people but their acts (if they are bad).

I would just end up my comments that just go through your comments you posted before and count how many times you ppl personally hit me and how many times i've hit you personally and how many times i reacted against such comments. You'll find a good judge of yourself.

Have a nice weekend!

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired" Robert Frost

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Just got back and was quite surprised to see just one post and that too an unexpected one.

Wow! Someone really got upset. Prolly this is for the first time I'm seeing Han dishing out such strong words. Well all I gotta say girl is that chill out, its your big day tomorrow and keep smiling else you will have to wait one more year to get your birthday back! However, you really thought of a quick way to bring a sudden end to the party proposed for your birthday. So we're not letting you get away without that!

Well goodluck to this thread really, got a good feeling we're meandering to a slow end. I guess lately this place has been moving mainly cos of Colt, Han, NTN and I. Few jokes from Quddus, message a day from Neo, Hassen has excused himself already, Lemontart is busy with well guess what - Lemons, Shraddhay is kidnapped and no updates as yet, Motiv8r keeps telling me on phone to screw this place and get out of QL - he also chuckles at my reponses on phone, OT reads too and laughs on phone with me. Who's left?

On the other hand, I believe everyone is a good person at heart, few messages here and there created a lot of problems and differences. If ever we plan a get together, I suggest all to turn up please. Mind you, without any reservations, Neo will still have to come if I get Motiv8r along. I am quite sure we can sort out the differences when we meet up cos I sincerely believe everyone over here is a good & a beautiful person in real life. And then this thread will get back to life again :)

NTN, I'm tired again tonite yet got strength to post this message :) Awaiting your suprised expression during the day! :P

Wow! After Vodka and three shots of Tequila I can still talk some sense thru my messages. :)))

Cheers & good morning all!

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Buick's new car is called 71.

It carries two in the front and 69 in the back

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www.e4u.name.qa

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

so this is your true self neo?

cant say i am surprised though.

samajhdaar ko ishara hi kaafi hota hai....wanna take it in any other meaning, then its your headache...not mine.you are the one who keeps having problems here and not us...so dont go about advising me not to be a mom or a grand mom..........what i do and say is my business.....learn to ignore what you dont like.

moreover the way you have given me the wishes...well keep them to yourself...please. its filled with scorn. even if you did want to get a gift....sorry wont accept it.by the way...you are the one who used the word duffer...not me.

rest of the gang....enjoy the weekend.

this thread doesnt seem worth my effort.lets see how it progresses.

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Hey colt, happy weekend to you and everyone else in here.

Had a little busy day at work. Was checking the site on and off, but was just lil busy/lethargic to post.

Its party time. Cheers!

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Buick's new car is called 71.

It carries two in the front and 69 in the back

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www.e4u.name.qa

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Ok let me figure out what my weekend is going to look like ......i guess house hunt more o less .......

Everybody have a blasting weekend ....enjoy .

Han looking forward to your party .Shall call u .

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Hasta La Vista yall... kept checking the thread at regular intervals, but none of you with the exception of NEO posted in here... I guess you were all enjoying FREEDOM DAY a bit too early huh?

Anyways, I'm outtie in a bit, don't think i'll be posting over the weekend, coz I usually like to stay away from the computer...

HAN: hun just in case I dun log on to wish you... here's your wishes in advance... a very happy birthday to you... have a great day filled with lotsa love and laughter from all your near and dear ones... We'll talk bout the party later...

Rest of yall... BE SAFE!!! (figure out in watever way you wanna)

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

I was in Saudi and one of my friend recently got married came to me. He was quite happy so I just made a joke to him "Lagta hai kafi kush ho, chal raha hai Din Raat", he just smiled and told me a joke:

Two friends got married, one asks the other after 1 month "Aur Suna?" He says "Din Raat", after 6 months they met and asks "Aur Suna?" He replies "Sirf Raat", after 1 year he asks and friend replies, "Jumeraat (Thursday means after a week)" after ten years they meet and ask, the friend replies "Eid Shubraat" after 30 years they meet and asks, the friend says in a gloomy tone "Gal Baat (means only talks no practical)"

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired" Robert Frost

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Since you'll were on the topic bout condoms... here's one... no one to talk to in here so I'm posting some humour... laff yall!!!

Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 and 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,

"What are these, Dad?

To which the man matter-of-factly replies,

"Those are condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively,

"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,

"Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies,

"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy.

He notices a 6 pack and asks: "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers,

"TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy,

"Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied:

"Those are for the married men.

ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March...etc."

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

Hello All....

I apologies Han and Ray, if I hurt you through my comments or about chemistry or biology, I really don’t mean any offence to you guys. Sorry once again.

Neo: May Allah give you the strength to become a good father, protect your kids with all up and downs in life.

Three Construction workers are working on the 20th floor of a tall building in Bombay.

One is a Mallu, the second is a Bengali and the third is a Sardarji. Every day all the three meet in the lunch hall and have their lunch together.

One fine day-the Mallu opened his lunch box and finds idlis in the box. He says " I am fed up of eating these idlis daily. If I find idlis in the box tomorrow, i will jump from the 20th floor and die".

Next the Bengali opens his lunch box and finds Fish in it and says, If I find fish in my lunch box tomorrow, I am going to jump from the 20th floor of this building and die".

Next the Sardarji opens his lunch box and finds Parathas in it and says "Mother promise, if I find parathas in my box tomorrow I am also going to jump from the 20th floor"

Next day the three friends meet in the lunch room for lunch. Mallu opens his lunch box and finds Idlis and promptly jumps from the 20th floor and dies.

The Bengali opens his lunch box and finds fish in it and jumps from the 20th floor and dies.

Sardarji opens his box and finds parathas and he also jumps from the 20th floor and dies.

In the combined funeral held for all the three friends by their colleagues, the Mallu's widow says "I did not know he hated idlis so much. If not I would have packed something else for his lunch".

The Bengali's widow says "I did not know he hated fish so much. If not I would have packed something else for his lunch"

The sardarji's widow says "I do not understand what went wrong. My husband always prepared his own lunch!"

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Ok here goes the deal.. I speak on behalf of Han19

Everyone will be invited to a treat from Han, provided they get her a present. The kind of treat will depend on the type of present that you give... for those giving gifts to the value of QAR100 and above, will be treated to a sumptious dinner at Applebee's or Fudrucker's or TGI Fridays etc. Those giving gifts below the value mentioned above, will be treated as well, but ....... LIKE DOGS!!!! ha aha aa aha hahah!!!!

Colt is required to be PRESENT and not get any present...

So guys... dig into your wallets... happy shopping!!!

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

yeah, i'm quite well today coz i saw recent photos of my growin dolls :-D may Allah make life ez for them and ez for me to be good father.

ntn, i'm workin on my solos, yest sequenced my punjabi song, needs some touchin, wil share wid u once we meet. i also don't bother to read long posts and press Ctrl+F, type Neo and then check is there somethin to respond :-)

colt, lookin for more jokes dude.

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired" Robert Frost

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

I looked up the link, the guy is looking to form a band for Hindi and Tamil music. He's not into western stuff... thanks anyways...

On a lighter note for yall...

A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I

have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one

thing.

They keep saying "Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?"

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed. "But I do have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots to whom I have taught to pray and read the bible.

My parrots will then teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship."

So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house.

The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking Parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?"

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and screams, "Put your Bible away Idiot, our prayers have been answered!!!!!!!"

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Hey guys... you know what, I seriously think some of you guys in here get offended too easily... you know ima go with ray on this one... probably it's the way we've been brought up back home and the way we look at things... for eg. as kids whenever we said something in anger at someone, my siblings and friends wud always say to each other TBKB which means tera baap ko bol... and my dad wud be like..."huh wat?".. and we'd be nothing... we're just thinking bout u" Now to some here it wud be like, "Baap ke upar jata hai... yadda yadda...", but to us it was a laff... to this day we fool like that and now its one step ahead we say TBKE-no returns... lol!!!

I fool a lot, believe me thats one thing i got from my dad (may his soul rest in piece - Smoking Kills aarrgghhh!!), he was way too jovial and always told me its healthty to laugh and make people laugh... I'm happy you guys like my sense of humour, which may sometimes go overboard (esp with the senti types in here), but im going to try and keep it within control...

So guys I have a saying for all of you in here... SMILE and the WORLD smiles with you... FART and you stand ALONE!!!

I was online yesterday for just a bit and so no posts from me... sorry! Speaking of SEX and not getting any... well if if I dun get any,I've gotta happy with the 4 knuckle shuffle or to put it our desi way aapna haath jagan nath... no looking for it here... and I'm sure people on this thread aren't looking for it either... So drop that now...

HAN: Hun "Everybody Hurts" is one of my fav's and I've told my folks shud I die and they are still around, play me that song when I'm being lowered into my grave... that and "My Way" by Elvis or Frank Sinatra... ok go get you some tissue, I know you're all teary-eyed.

and finally... GOOD MORNING!!!

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

yah kya hua ......irritation,anger ,humour ,break up ,making up everything in one evening :)

Han- Hi ,how ar u doing?Yes gifts only at party .Pls confirm time and place ;) ek toh karela upar se neem ......is good one

Neo -how are you ?Hope alls well .

Ray - kamal hai ,u were so tired and yet posted succccchhhhh long post ,anyways i read where ever my name was mentioned and found nothing to react .....LOL

Colt ......still suffering hangover ?Or making up for yesterdays leave at office ?

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

Very nice demo of 3D GUI shell by Sun Microsystems.

http://www.sun.com/software/looking_glass/demo.xml

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Oh wow a birthday party! Kya baat hai! When & where? I won't wish you in advance cos you're not going anywhere. So lets keep the big day as a real big day.

Raha sawaal presents ka, we seriously do believe in giving out gifts, but at the parties only. Gifts without parties/treat are highly not recommended. So where is it? :P

Yes, heard those two songs as well by REM. They're kewl.

Neo bro, good morning to you too. Hope you're doing good today. Have a great weekend. Cheers!

Colt : Dude you are out of action for so long. Everything alrite? You're taking real long to get back from hangover.

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Buick's new car is called 71.

It carries two in the front and 69 in the back

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www.e4u.name.qa

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

dear ray, i'm sorry bro 4 my yest post, i hope u won't mind acceptin my appology but still u think it's not sufficient then come on sat (i'll confirm de time) to chingari for ur treat. raha sawal forum ko chorne ka to abhi kuch din intezaar karlo once my family nd kids wid me, won't find nf time to read or post.

cheer up bro! sorry for my personal hit towards u!

han, don't act mom! u do make personal hits (do u think ppl r duffer nd can't perceive to whom it has been directed?)

many happy returns of 31st march yeah am absolutly one of doz who won't send u ne gift neither attend de treat.

rest of the gang a very good morning.

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired" Robert Frost

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

bomb ya pataka....sab chalega....mirchi...hee hee hee.....gotto maintain balance and not irk anyone.

those were lovely lines...have saved them to send to my hubby...thanks a load.

do you like REM's "losing my religion" and "everybody hurts"

love those songs besides other numbers.

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

LOL. You are no less mirchi either. Infact I can compare you as a sursuri bomb! Hope you get the pronouciation right. You know whats that? The pataka in diwali which threatens to go off but never does or the pataka that goes off and no ones knows it did. LOL

You make direct statements at people and then put in brackets (in no one's defence, not related to anyone in here etc etc.) Yeah rite!

Rest of the gang, good morning all! I was listening to this wonderful song in my car yesterday, wonder if you'll have listened to it. Dunno how I missed paying attention to this one before on the CD. Pasting few lines from it. I think these would make great SMS' for your spouses. But you have to listen to it to get the real impact.

"Nine Million Bicycles"

There are nine million bicycles in Beijing

That's a fact,

It's a thing we can't deny

Like the fact that I will love you till I die.

We are twelve billion light years from the edge,

That's a guess,

No-one can ever say it's true

But I know that I will always be with you.

There are six BILLION people in the world

More or less

and it makes me feel quite small

But you're the one I love the most of all

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Buick's new car is called 71.

It carries two in the front and 69 in the back

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www.e4u.name.qa

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

that was one strong chotti mirchi:-D

all is cool buddy.

have you heard of that mohavara...its my favorite (not related to anything over here)

"ek to karela, upar se neem chada"

hee hee hee.

come up with other such colloqial muhavaras.

i can think of:

"sao chuwe khakar billi haj ko chali"

"mulla ki daud masjid tak"

"baasi daal mein ubaal aana"

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

My goodness! Itna sab kuch ho gaya aur mujhe pata bhi na chala??? I've had such a long day, really tired, but before I hit the sack, am gonna take one final effort for the day. I hope this stays short.

Neo: Bro, I seriously don't think I need to answer to that. But I still am gonna do that cos my fingers are really itching to type a lotta crap! You know what? I seriously don't give a $%^& what you think of me, cos that peanut sized brain of yours will never think big. Stop being a frog in a well alrite and wake up to life, its much bigger and better than QL. If I were to take an offense, how about branding me as a condom salesperon or whatever? Can you imagine what kinda degrading job is that??? Can you believe what my parents would think of it, if they knew someone had called their son like that? What I am trying to say is if a person wants, he/she could imagine and take a topic to such depths. Or just take it in your stride as a joke and just move on.

Tell me one person who hasn't had a tiff with me? I pulled Han's legs, but she was smart enough to sort it really soon. I've pulled fast ones on NTN, yourself too. Hassen wasn't spared, so was shraddha and even Motiv8r!! So it means am I really evil person? Why do you alone react? Perhaps you or an intelligent person should just begin to realise that I do like to lite fire and watch the fun then. A prankster really enjoys it when someone reacts to those pranks.

As for my wife or my sex life is concerned. You have absolute full right to express your stupid opinions, just like the way I did. Its my prerogative whether to keep mum on it or reply back with even more stronger words to insult you or just give it back to you in 'kind'. You probably come from a village where speaking of word wife means, 'oh my god, he just said the word "wife"'. I seriously am not here to seek sex on QL. (Atleast I don't turn up at the airport pretending to pick up my cousin!!!!! LOL) I've got plenty of that in real life. You might just get a shock of your life, how much sex I've had in last one month. And I also don't type XXX for the word SEX. Happy wanking btw! P.s. If ever you were to meet me and my wife in future, you really gotta ask her how honest of a husband I am, how much I love her and how much I bluff on QL.

I also don't need a dad on QL to tell me whether to express my opinion freely or not. If you don't like it in here, am afraid, I'll have to ask you to leave your own thread or just keep shut.

Once again, I still think its the background we come from. Indians and Pakistanis cannot think alike. If you think we're plain dirty and beghairat, well what can I say? Hum to bas aise hi hain. Grow up! One more advice, best policy to a successful QL career 'tension leneka nahi... deneka'

Han: I kinda tend to agree with you, but then again everyone has his/her own opinion. But really do agree with this line of yours, "isnt there enough tension in the real world as it is?" I think that should give everyone a broader picture of life and take QL less seriously.

I really don't intend to use you as a bait, but I keep pulling on so many people in my posts. Maybe its just by coincidence that your name gets dragged into it.

Anyway, this has gotta end. Goodnite guys! Cheers!

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Main to raste se ja raha tha... main to bhelpuri kha raha tha... main to ladki pata raha tha...

Tujhko mirchi lagi to main kya karoon?

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www.e4u.name.qa

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

getting hooked....bio, physics, chem,

what is going on here?

neo, quddus .......sorry buddies...but you seem to be implying too many things here.....which is absolutely unnecessary.pls dont mind.

are we still adolescents or adults? a bit dissappointing to see todays posts.....didnt expect this line of thought process from anyone.

moreover i dont think its ethical to make personal comments upon a person's lifestyle or his/her preference in the absence/presence of his/her spouse.

So pls dont hit below the belt. it only reflects a persons' nil ability to defend or whatever.

in no defense of anyone.....i have noticed that most of us usually direct a reply to individual person...well we have all the liberty to answer to whichever post suits us else just ignore the naughty puns.

not all of us indulge in those kinds of naughty posts because most of us dont have the ability to or just dont wish to....again no offence meant to anyone.but that doesnt mean each one of us doesnt write a good post.

guys n gals.......ignore the jokes that you doesnt like and please no unnecessary implications.

isnt there enough tension in the real world as it is?

ray: just out of curiosity....do you try to bait me to start a tiff/verbal fight. i felt so...which is why i am asking.or maybe its just the way i put my posts down that gives a wrong message.

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

as far my 2nd post cleared a thing ...its good to go .

yup actually true haven't read anything from him in long time .who is this one person ???????

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Your previous post wasn't all that self explanatory and with my paidal english, thats the best I could understand from it.

Motiv8er, well we really need him in here, dunno where's he missing. LOL. Why do I get a feeling that atleast one person is gonna turn up for the meet wearing an abhaya with veil.

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Buick's new car is called 71.

It carries two in the front and 69 in the back

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www.e4u.name.qa

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
Rating: 4/5
its_quddus

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We are looking for Audience who have consistently watched all the world cup matches and who have scored over 65 runs in Room Cricket & Street Cricket

Experience in Football, Volley ball is an added advantage ….

Models, Actors (Advertisements) are most preferable…..

LKG & UKG Teachers are preferable for the post of coach.

Selection Process

1. Batting Test (Vs Bermuda)

(Candidate must score at least 50 runs )

2. Bowling/Fielding Test

(Candidate should not bowl more than 3 wides /no balls in an Over)

3. HR Interview

(Candidates will be called upon for the selection process based on the Eligibility Criteria)

Send ur resumes with subject Name/Post/Max runs scored E.g. Dhoni/P-004/37 to callforcric@bcci.com

Venue : YMCA Grounds , nandanam

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Date: 01-Apr-2007

Abroad candidates(Specially, Qatar Doha) can send their resume across the above Id, our recruitment team will shortlist the candidate and call them as per the requirement.

Reference Books:

1) “Aap bhi Batsman ban sakte hein!” by Munaf Patel

2) “Cricket in 21 days “ by Navjot Singh Buddhu

3) “From Losing a match to Murdering a coach“ by Inzamam

5) "The complete cricket manual" by Mandira

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

its truce at my end too with you .First read my post again ,it didnt say u r latthu on anyone .I said u know it better becoz u said so abt neo .

I happy u love reading my lines .Love hate is way of life .As far as its no harm meant i guess its fine .

As for motiv i dont understand why he should defend !!!!! :)He pulled a prank that too a good one ......

I missed those special lines for me .....

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Good afternoon bro! So you wasted a day from your annual leave or entitled for a casual leave?

Thanks for keeping an eye open for my house problem. Yes I did check at CC optics, couldn't find the ones I want :( The lucky fish thingy was really funny. LOL

Now that you've been knocking up on Hassen's door, I came across this thread where this dude is looking for music lovers and to form a band. Check it out! LOL

http://www.qatarliving.com/node/10565

If that doesn't work out, NTN is launching a video album in Doha, maybe she's looking for a dancers in the background. Hehehhe. LOL.

What are you cooking for lunch? My food is at a restaurant today :(

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Buick's new car is called 71.

It carries two in the front and 69 in the back

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www.e4u.name.qa

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

Today's signature is really good lol, it makes me laugh thanks dude :-) Really interesting..ha ha.. Still I am laughing..ha ha.. hands are good for bachelors.. come on I don't want to discuss on this line.. else people will fire on me..ha..

I know you always talk about the hardcore Biology I can better understand through your signature lines.. but I was under impression that something might be going on here..thanks for clearing that you too married..haha..

Where is Faheem bhai today? How about Neo dude.. no scraps for him.

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Gosh! I struggled so much to post my previous one. Thanks to notepad.exe, managed to save my lines, but in the process it seems eliminated few special lines for NTN. Anyway, it's kewl, you didn't miss much.

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Sex is like a card game. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

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www.e4u.name.qa

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Quddus: What chemistry are you talking about bro? I talk a lot of hardcore Biology, no chemistry on QL. Bhai mujhe aur problem mein nahi dalo. Waise his kaafi comments maar chuka hoon aur meri biwi dekhegi to pitai karegi. Yeah that's another thing that I could always deny it and tell that I bluff a lot on QL. LOL. On second thoughts, it's alright actually, controversies lead to publicity which leads to popularity. And I seriously don't mind that ;)

As for my posts, thanks for the compliment, unless it was meant to be sarcastic. Its fun reading interesting comments from others and even better to post comments that are enjoyable for others to read :) And like everyone else has said Colt has got a great sense of humor and I love reading his lines.

Han: Honey, thanks for clarifying those points. I still didn't get it, duh, but we'll leave it at that since it wasn't meant as offensive as it sounded initially. As for the other thread, I expected people to reply a bit on it, sadly none so far. Maybe its really worth making a switch to Yaz! Not for me ofcourse! LOL LOL.

Speaking of controversies, didn't I tell you on MSN Messenger not to discuss much about personal stuff in here and stick on chats? But you insisted to do so and now a lot of OTHER people besides Quddus are talking chemistry and getting latthu and all that :( *sigh* "Kuch to log kahenge... logon ka kaam hai kehna..."

NTN: I love reading your replies, no jokes. Love Hate Love Hate! Nice. I thought we had called for truce and I would still keep my calm and stick to it. Unless ofcourse you want me to get going again, which not many people will appreciate, right? Thanks for calling me Dr. Hitch sweetheart, but I seriously think you should watch that movie again, cos you got either mine or Hitch's identity wrong. Hitch believed in creating opportunity for others. In my case, its ME all the way. :p And seriously I

Aur yeh kya kisi par latthu hone ka ilzaam laga rahe mujh par? Uff.. hai Allah aap sab log to mujhe badnaam kar ke hi rahoge :(

As for Motiv8er, am sure he has a lot to say to defend himself :)

Colt: Buddy! Where are ya???

Cheers!

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By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

there you are .That was late morning .Hangover sounds like it.

I heard Beverely hills apartment or something like that are charging 15k for one bedroom !!!!!

Given our conversation Ray and me have to find houses in totally opposite directions LOL

Hoping to find house soon .........

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

I just woke up... yeh, I know... can u imagine? Was feeling a li'l under the weather and so I called in sick... nothing wrong with me... just that I was up until like way past 0300hrs and so I couldn't get myself up for work... wat do calll that... did I hear HANGOVER? lol!!!

HAN: Hun u can get the neighbours kids as well for all I care... NTN will be there too, so the kids will make new friends (if not already done so).

RAY: Dude, did ya check out the optics at CC. I'm not really into shades, been wearing my Oaks for the last 2 years and left them in Goa this time around when i went swimming, so i guess some lucky fish must be looking smart in them. So... I need to get me some new shades too.

Hassen: Are you hibernating? You were gonna call me to jam up with your band, Kya hua?

NTN/RAY: There are 6 flats in my bldg. but all locked up coz the owner has to get permission to open it. coz there was a problem...yadda yadaa yadda... but I have already told the owner, to lemme know as and when he opens them coz i have friends who are looking out... he said... "Inshahallah"... u know what that means...

I'm paying 4K/month for a 1 bdroom apt... 2 bdroom is 6K...

Rest of the team... wake up!!!

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Thanks for insight.I thought the way u make presumptions about everything ,may be u r know all ahhhh.... maybe i was mistaken .But yes Dr Hitch you can be ......well who knows better except you ki kaun kiss pe latthu hua hai ,basanti's and dhanno's and so on and so forth .LOL

I would definately keep neo advise in mind.I m also pretty sure he wont let me down.:)

Meet looks like a good idea but this weekend really not sure . Motiv is most invited at dinner i call for , well i m sure he wants to catch up with his so called friend and imagination.

Colt seem to be missing today .Hi quddus.How r u ?

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

KYUN STRUGGLING RAY?

the first part was about meeting with family and the second part was quizzing about your place of work due to my silliness. the two were not connected.

i saw your comment on the other thread...funny guy. and yes...cutesrk does have a lot of energy to keep on, at what he does.

see you all later.

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

A very Good Morning to all Ql members.

Neo: This morning I sent a mail to the manager regarding the process. Inshallah with in couple of days, I will get some good news from the other end.

So what's up guys?

Ray: The way you communicate in Ql is really amazing, If I am not wrong, there is some chemistry going on between you and one member.. Hope you understand :-) isn't it right!!

Faheem bhai Kaise hoo aap??

Hello to Cutesrk,notto,shraddhay,Han and all.

wish you a wonderful day ahead!!

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Colt: Yeah bro, that sounds good to me. Whoever wanna be a part of it could always drop in. Spare me for tomorrow cos I'm committed already. Friday looks good for now or any other day during the week, provided we don't decide it at last moment. Wifey is out on a flight, won't know when she'll be back, so can't promise if she'll be around for the meet. But I could always get my spare girlfriend if people dont find it immoral. LOL. Let me nominate you as our 1st meet coordinator. I think the Red Fort water raft/platform water sounds like a good place, with the evening weather still holding on good. So chalk it out! We can go dutch, since Neo has kept his lips sealed on the much awaited treat.

Han: Sweetiepie, first and foremost, I'm struggling to get the hang of your line posted for me, "no point in quizzing anyone when the answer eludes the person asking the question". What was all that about? I have no problem if you bring your hubby and kids, as long as your kids dont team up to make me fall off my chair. I believe everyone should be okay with it.

NTN: If i was so good at finding solutions... I won't have asked you guys for an opinion on good optics store in Doha for my mere sunglasses! Finding a house is far far off. Am in hunt myself for a decent apartment, still unlucky, but mentally prepared for F/F 2BR apartment if nothing great comes up by the end of April! Waise bhi, Neo bhai aap par latthu hue hain... follow his advice, am sure he won't let you down :)

Neo: Sab theek bro, hope your health is fine today. Eversince I heard about your health issue, I have decided not to joke with you. Seriously! Allah aapki umar lambi kare, par kahin heart attack ho gaya to bill to mere pe hi aayega na?

Btw, How is your dhanno getting along? Haven't heard about that for quite sometime. Yeah Shraddhay almost seems non-existent these days, hope you and Hassen didn't do a Bob Woolmer act on her! Hehehehe

Cheers and have a good day all.

P.s. I'll try to drag in OT and Motiv8ter along, if you guys promise not to beat up Motiv8ter for his antics, esp our Pakistani brothers. LOL

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By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

LOL. It's so much fun reading other threads, was doing my bit of catch up. Especially this guy cutesrk, I really dunno if that is a single person or more using the same ID. But he's got some energy to keep talking/arguing.

I so badly wanted to put something really funny in that new thread for birth control, but stopped myself from doing so, lest should I get blasted from all the women. Boy, am I happy to be a man or what? :))))

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By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
Rating: 2/5
neo

How are u folks?

Ntn, there are some furnished appartments near Lulu Mart (D-Mall area). Instead of goin to the state agent, you can directly go the owner of the buildin most of them have their offices inside the buildin.

Han, I can't change if something is part of my BIOS, however I've tried my best to upload new instructions to my EPROM but may be some compatibility issues are their (different vendors ;-))

Hassen, Ray and Colt, how r u dudes?

SD seems to be out of picture at all, so no more botherin to her (perhaps she got affraid of the no. of ppl to invite in her car treat ;-) or may be the defeat of our national teams has put her in koma LOL)

Faheem and A.Quddus, Kaise hain aap dono? A.Quddus i think u must followup and ask the company why it's taking time? I believe u already have been interviewed and selected for de position. u shouldn't have resigned from ur pres job unless u got de visa in ur hand. ne ways wish u good luck and hope to see u soon.

Okay guyz and galz see u around.

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired" Robert Frost

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

everyone .How is everybody ?Hope all's good and have a great day ahead .

Ray - u have solution to most things ,find me solution to house hunt too .:) if its not to much trouble .Spoke to some real estate guy but nothing proper on there response .

All of you let me know if you have some real estate person in mind or have used before .It ll help.

Neo -Hope you are feeling better today.

Sd,Hassen where are you ?Busy I guess .

Colt -true your sense of humour is infectious ,i guess its more to do with the way u put it across.And yes we can meet up provided the day and date is fixed .Anyways my dinner is due that ll just take a lil time till i settle down.

Now when i click on post the comment i hope it does !!!! becoz yesterday it just refused :)

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

we can all meet up...are u sure you want my chotta bachchas there.becasue i cant go anywhere without them:-D

its very easy to get colt cracking up his sides....keep up the sense of humour buddy...atleast others will also try to laugh when they know colt is laughing his head off:-Dyou definitely make me smile when i know you are laughing.

ray:i know about the branch companies and all the q companies...and will figure it out soon:-D didnt have time to log yesterday. no point in quizzing anyone when the answer eludes the person asking the question.take care

neo: why does everything not seem like proper fun to you?just asking....you seem to get offended very easily.its very obvious by your posts even if you deny this aspect.

ntn,hassen, sd,quddus, sfd: take care buddies.

sd: where are you girl

ntn: call me later.

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

I feel u dude... and more so coz i so feel we are like birds of a feather... lol! only thing is, we don't flock together... well maybe we shud decide a date, place and time and then whoever wanna come, hit the joint or we'll just be hanging there and have dinner etc... hey better still I suggest lets do dinner and sheesha at the Red Fort on the corniche...

Comments please... esp the ladies...

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

I won't know about the meet dude. I proposed one and not many were keen on it, especially the ladies in here. Later on, as usual, some argument happened between NTN and I and everything was dead and buried.

To retain very little respect left for me, especially after getting tagged as a durex vendor, I am not gonna propose yet another one very soon :)

Am outta my office guys, cheers!

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By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Yeah for sure I sell Durex condoms!

And wanna guess why Neo knows it? Cos he buys majority of my stock and uses those instead of balloons for all his parties and anniversaries.

I am just beginning to suspect the cause of his low BP could well be usage of a balloon elsewhere!

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By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

I was kinda seriously reading Ray clear things out with Neo on a serios note and then come the condoms part... freaking hell... I laughed so much, I almost fell of my chair...

Neo bhai.. good to know you're doing better... take it easy, I'm sure your low BP is due to this thing in the air called Rayyz!!! lol!!!

So when are the members of this thread meeting?

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

I think ray seems to be marketing executive of Durex :-)

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired" Robert Frost

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

Thank you so much for all your scraps? Chalo bhai log apun ke jane ka time hogaya...

Ray: Are you a DJ? or are you working for any musical company or gig?

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Mere bhai, sorry to hear about your health this morning. Thankfully you're better now. I Pray that Allah blesses everyone with good health at all times.

As for the jokes and pulling leg is concerned, yaar woh sab to chalta rehta hai. Don't read too much into it, I might just be laughing here while typing a very serious line on QL. LOL

So chill and we're all still good friends and thats the bottom line. Take care and use condoms always, low BP kabhi kabhi non-condom users ko ho jaata hai! ;)

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By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

I'm glad to see that yeah this forum is progressing like bacterial growth :-). I think and I believe this would remain on top for the rest of the life of QL. Special thanks to site failures which causes the post to get double tripple or sometimes quadripple.

Ntn, i was not fine today morning. Had low blood pressure when got out of my bed, cold sweat and shivering. called my colleague he came to my house and took me 2 de clinic. Alhamdolillah i'm fine now, have some O2 shortage in my blood. Let's how the antioxidents could work out. Will see u shortly. Unfortunately the "Under Tucson Sun" was not available at Movie Land. will checkout some other shop. yest saw indian movie "RED" was okay, Aftab was lookin smart.

ray, i didn't get senti but i'm sick now for the same old topic again and again thats why want to be out of such discussions.

Rest of the gang, have a nice day!

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired" Robert Frost

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Quddus: Bro, I think it should be fine to import music CDs or DVDs as long as they're not porn or unsuitable for this region. They might also hold back stuff if its pirated material. But lately, if you're a lady or with family, the customs guys at Doha airport don't bother checking your luggage and generally let you thru without much fuss. You could almost get away with Hash, Grass or Acid strips if your with family! You know what I mean. ;)

Infact I recall when DJ Aqeel came for our show in November, he got me scared when he called me from Doha airport upon landing and asked if the customs guys would hold his CDs back for checking. The show was in the evening! Luckily that didn't happen for either of our shows. However, my friend who is into event management in Kuwait, he ran into problems when the customs guys held back DJ Akbar Sami's cds upon arrival at Kuwait airport. But Akbar Sami, a gem of a person that he is, quite unbelievably re-did a lot of his music within few hours and managed with few other borrowed CD's for his show.

Neo: Welcome back bro! Kahin aap senti to nahin ho gaye?

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By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

As far as i know one can bring certain number of DVds with them if they are relocating ,its not a prob especially if you are travelling with family .If you are shipping the rest of your stuff then you can send dvds it with that ......

it will depend on clearance after they check for any banned movies or books ...

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Everytime I travel to the far east, I get about 25-30 DVD's with me and never have had any probles... if you're carrying large amounts of DVD's please ensure it doesn't include any porn coz if they do a random check (which they seldom do), you don't want them to find it...

Also if at all they ask you why so many? tell them its for personal viewing.

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

I am not sure for QA, but for many companies, Visa Process for some countries become difficult (Including urs & mine) My Company received guidelines to hire From Indonesia, Philippines, Sri Lanka & Nepal rather from two countries. One of my friends who selected for QP last month was rejected by Immigration department on the basis of same ground.

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By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

I've been desperately looking for this one here in Doha, but couldn't locate a store stocking it yet :(

http://oakley.com/pd/3475

Its called Crosshair with a titanium frame and polarized lenses. Looks really amazing cos of the way Oakley have redesigned traditional Rayban Aviator (check out the link above for the pic). I found this one in Bangkok and in Bombay, but colors available weren't to my liking.

Do any of you know of a good optics stocking Oakleys in Doha? I think I'm lately catching on this craze for sunglasses. My last one was Oakley Gasgan (the one SRK wears in Don) and kinda getting bored of it now.

Cheers!

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By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

Dear Folks,

No more comments on our discussions. Enjoy and have fun with eachother (excluding me), i can discuss other things besides fun with other members too.

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired" Robert Frost

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.

His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.

Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.

Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.

He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.

Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.

Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.

Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.

Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.

Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday.

Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

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Letter 1

Dear God,

I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday.

I want a red one.

Your friend,

Bobby

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Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year,

So he tore up the letter and started over.

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Letter 2

Dear God,

This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like

A red bike for my birthday. Thank you.

Your friend,

Bobby

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Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.

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Letter 3

Dear God,

I have been an OK boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.

Bobby

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Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.

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Letter 4

God,

I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.

I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.

Please! Thank you,

Bobby

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Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.

Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church.

Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.

Just be home in time for dinner, Bobby's mother told him.

Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner.

Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar.

He looked around to see if anyone was there.

Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary.

He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room.

He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.

Bobby began to write his letter to God.

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Letter 5

God,

I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

I am agree what you said bro,I can only wait for the result. As I am not member of the family I can't do much. Assuming things and implementing them are polls apart!!

So tell me bro what's up? Hey do you have any idea, why the QA people are taking time to process. I am really stuck, in current organization since for last couple of month I am not fully occupied with the work seating idol is a difficult task.

Any Information Neo, sfd, Rayyz, and anyone? Thanks in advance!!

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

Can airport authority/custom allow passengers to carry DVD's or Cd's while travelling? Or is there any law against these things. I have a huge collection of DVD's Indian Movies, Cartoons, and Other movies.

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

no cldnt go yesterday ,maybe today .thanks shall let u know incase of prob ......

everybody seem to be in mid weekend mode !!!not to seen

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Did you check out the Video shop at FFC? BTW, once he gets to know you, you can buy the DVD's for the same amount, i.e. QAR10/- What he does is, he'll make you a copy of whatever movie you want, so that way you could build a collection of kiddies movies for your girl.

If he makes a problem, lemme know... I'll get you the movies you want.

Where are the rest of the folks today?

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Good idea ,lets make it easier .Tell them to hold on the search.

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Just saw the figure, we've crossed 1500 posts in this thread! Great job guys, we need to build Mt. Everest here.

Special congrats to my good friend Neo, for taking the initiative and succesfully pulling it off. Yeah thats another thing that he emotionally blackmailed people when thing's weren't moving all that great in here. LOL. Just kidding. Where's the party bro????

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By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

I was tracking the delivery online thru the florist's website, the status says 'locating recepient'. :(

Ab Doha bada ho ya chhota, you can well imagine its like finding needle in a haystack even if you were looking for an unknown person in a skyskraper, let alone an entire city.

Perhaps a little help from your side might just assist those poor guys in locating you sooner. What say?

Surprisingly, QL site is working just fine today. Wonder if they had an upgrade or something?

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By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Everyone .How does day look today ?

Colt- you are funny :) thats nice ......I guess if we all can see lighter side of most things said ,it would nice and peaceful ....

Now now i got to be careful my choice of words ,dont what all u learnt in school ..LOL

Ray -no sign of flowers aab doha itna bada bhi nahi hai ..:)

Neo -how are you ?

Sd - Hope you have cheerful day today .

Hassen -hope things are going good ,u seem to be very busy

Have a nice ,cheerful day all of you

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

Salaam Bhiyo

I am agree what you are saying, yesterday i have limited time and not explianed properly what i want to say. Just one thing that in Islam Not a person & a group of (Ordinary) person can decide for SAZA himself, Only Only the Qazi (MUTAQQI) of an Islamic state can give the decision of Sharii saza or to kill a person (Even a Mufti can't give the order to kill anyone) The reason is, The culprit has a right to speak & express his view and the Qazi is a person to Judge the case.

If you yourself will decide to kill anyone, (considering evidences you have) may be you do a wrong decision and that will be a Qatal.

My father (Late) was a Mufti , although I am not a very religious person (Badqismati se) but what I am saying is based on some books I have read However I am contacting of Mufti azam Paksitan to give his Fatwa. Give me some time; I will pass you Fatwa as it is.

(Wa Allah alim bisawab, may Allah forgive me if I am saying wrong)

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By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

You know as a kid whenever the word "BANG" was mentioned, I would always realate to the movie - 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'. Even when we played Dumb Charades, that movie would always figure in there... but then as I grew up, my selection of movies broadened and with that I was introduced to the word "Gangbang". Now should I say more?

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

Sorry bro, yesterday was some problem with the side. It was responding very slowly, but now its perfectly alright!!

Faheem bhai, aap ne jo kaha mai usse Itefaq nahi rakhta, Sorry to say, but Ye Allah ka sab se bada karam hai ki hum log Aap Salal-lahu-alihi-wasalam ki umat mai paida hove. Allah ne 4 jaga par khatl(Kill) karne ki ijazat Quran mai de hai, Jin Mai Se Ek, Jab Koi Islam Chod Kar Dosre Mazhab Ko Ikhteyar Karni Ki Koshish Kare..Ek Gair Muslim Jiska Koi Iman Nahi Agar Uske Ley Aap Allah Aur Uske Rasool Ko Chod Sakte Hoo Tab Aap Ka Koi Imaan Nahi.. Aur KUffar La Etebar...

Kal Meri Us Ladki Se Baat Hove..Woh Ladka Inn Log Ke Ghar Aya Tha.. Kehne Laga Ki Maine Is Ladki Ko kabhi Apna Mazhab Change Karne Ke Leye Kaha Hi Nahi...Pata Nahi Kitna Sach Bol Raha Tha.. Ladki Ke Parents Ne Kaha Ki Agar Ye Sharukh ISLAm Khoobol Karta Hai Tu Woh Dono Ki Shaadi Karne Tayar Hai..SRK has asked for sometime...Now these people are waiting for his answer. IF he said YES for accepting ISlam it will be nice for Girl and there Family. Otherwise yesterday I spoke to an organisation who deals with such kind of cases: They said they will kill the Girl or Boy or else they will through out the acid on her face.

Just a couple of years back in Bangalore same case was happend with a very reputed Muslim family. The Only difference is that the girl had done a court marriage with the non-muslim boy without any knowledge to her parents. When the parents came to know about the matter they asked her to leave, but she refused. Finally her brother and father catched her, killed both of them.

The case is still running in the high Court :-)

Its a question of our degnity bro, Prophet S.A.S. Ne Kya Nahi Kiya.. Kitne Izate..Taklif..Pareshaniya Jhili Hai Iss Din ke Leye.. Aur Hum ye Hargiz Gawara Nahi Karsakte Ki Kisi Aire Gare ke Leye Aaap Uss ISLAM Ko CHod de, Uss Allah Ko CHod De Jis Ne Aap Ko Apni Ma ke Pet Mai 9months Rakh Kar Iss Duniya Mai Ek Muslim Bana Kar Paida Kiya.... Allah Uss Ladke Ko Tafiq De Aur Ye Mamla Rafa Dafa Karde... Uss Ladki Ke Maa Baap Bahoot Pareshaan Hai.. Aap Se Duvao Ki Darkwast Hai..

Neo bro: the process is going on, I am not understanding How much these people are taking, seems like my project manager is not at his place. The other day he has sent me a mail mentioning that, he is in USA on a business tour once arrived to DOha he will look in to that :-)) Pata Nahi Kya Chal Raha hai..

Rest of things are fine from my end... Aap log sunaye kuch..

Regards,

A.Quddus

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Good morning people!

Han: LOL. Don't get too confused about that bouncer. There many Q companies who have got few Departments based in Doha for practical purposes and those Depts. obviously don't have much to deal with the 'other' town.

Colt: Now I have a very clear idea of what you were thinking when the big bang theory was taught in your school. I'm sure you must've thought to yourself that this chapter should have been discussed in Biology rather than Geography, right? LOL

Don't try to drag yourself into it bro, NTN just mentioned big bang, not gangbang. So just chill. Pervert indeed! :P

Definition of dips : When you have bips (aka Bipasha Basu) in a bikini, not to mention looking HOT, on the beaches of Brazil its termed as dips.

Rest of the Gang: I downloaded a pre-release DVD of Namaste London :))) Gonna watch it tonite. Has anyone seen this movie Hattrick? The promos look really good & funny, its all based on cricket ofcourse.

Any reviews on the Shakher Suman show? (oops! Make that Shekhar). Couldn't believe the organizers actually advertised 90% of their posters with that kinda mistake.

Cheers!

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By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

Good Morning to All... Have a pleasent day ahead!!

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Please refrain from using BANG in here coz my perverted mind is always reading it pun intended...lol!!! Better stay with bash or party or randevous yadda yadda yadda...

Han: now who the hell is dips? Excuse moi coz I'm one of dem who don't watch Hindi movies unless a friend tells me there's a good one worth watching... I prefer the comedy ones though.

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

out of action...but all is cool.

hi to all my pals here..hope the day was great for all of you..althoug i think SD was bored today.

NTN....will call you.

whats this query put forth by quddus?

doesnt the entire issue seem very drastic about killing and stuff? moreover should it be discussed here? its crazy.

neo...mere bhai...main aapko kya boloon? sab theek thaak? nothing was meant for you as a specific message, so pls dont take it wrong.like ray said QL is only entertainment.

insha'allah once your family is here... you will have more fun.thanks for the spelling correction...the site is so slow that i have no patience to correct anything.

ray: there are loads of things i know...that you cant begin to unravel.....except maybe who you are:-D

you definitely gave a bouncer by saying that you dont work in that area...so there goes my entire frame.

colt:i think it was without the pads that aish appeared in dhoom 2....cos she was just too skinny in that. dips looked better than her.

hassen, sd, quds, ntn...how you guys.

chill guys.

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

would do .And Bang or good bash when we meet i ll leave it to you :)

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
Rating: 2/5
rayyz

Check out this place called Music Land, its at the first floor of Family Food Center on their Airport Road Branch. If you're commuting by Cab, ask him to drop you to FFC or Bombay Chowpatty.

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By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

so much trouble just for flowers ,now even if they reach me dead and dry i ll consider the thought and effort put in to send it :)

Thanks for flowers even before they reach me .Btw except virgin where i can pick new english hindi movie dvds ,my kiddo needs to kill time till she joins school.

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Neo: Mere bhai, I am glad that you admitted having a screwed up mind, cos I don't really come on QL to pick up women. If you are within the right circle in Doha you can still have a lot of fun (by that I mean ANY kind of fun), even when you're married ;) That way a person like me tends to take QL very light heartedly and more so as a source of entertainment.

To add more to it, happy to hear that you're not jealous of Han and me getting along, cos if we were have a 'good time together', trust me you will get to hear a lot about it.

Btw, Thanks for that link for Islamqa website. I wanted to have a correct answer for something similar.

NTN: Well I wonder if you have received the flowers yet? There's a funny tale to it actually. Yesterday when I went to order the flowers, the florist asked me who was it for? I was like Nottoknow, so he goes, 'Yeah fine... no one will know. But who would you like it to be delivered to?' I said again Notoknow, he almost freaked out and said, Man I just assured you no one will know about it!!'. After that I had to explain that it was for someone newly arrived in Qatar with the nickname Nottoknow from Qatar Living website. He gave me a blank stare and shook his head, couldn't really figure out why. Weird!

Anyhow, apparently, he's left his men on a hunt looking for NTN at all the prominent hotels in Doha with those flowers. Don't be surprised if the flowers are dead and dried by the time his men find you. Maybe I should have asked them to locate you first and then deliver the flowers! Big mistake, dang!!

It sure is gonna be a big bang, if ever we meet up! LOL

Colt: Yeah bro this site really needs an upgrade asap. Was struggling all thru the day. Moreover, our office's net got screwed up after 9 AM as well. It would let me surf but won't let me post neither on QL nor on Yahoo mail / Hotmail. Amazing!

Han: Why're you missing out of action today???

Cheers!

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By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

Very Nice Joke!!

Keep it up dude :-) LOLZ

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

I'm outtie guys... dun crib now... have a laugh...

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing

some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, Notice anything different about me?'

Margaret looks him over, 'Nope.'Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

Margaret looks up and says, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.'

Furious Bert yells,'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?''Nope,' she replies.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!'

To which Margaret replies..."Shoulda bought a hat,Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

QL has been playing up real bad for the past 2 days... I dunno if it's just me or you guys as well... but yeh like Ray said.. other sites open in a jiffy... I tried loggin on at home last nite and it was kinda time consuming too...

Been busy at work the whole day today, so i pretty much am exhausted now...

Ray - Yeh i'm happy here, although I b i t c h e d a lot when I just came in here... lol, but that was a different DOH we lived in yeh?

NTN, quddus, Noe, SD, Hassen, LT... greetings!!!

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

Hy everyone! just came in to see watz happening aroun!

just too bz wid some upcoming campaign, no time for the forum dees dayz will get u all again.. cheerz!

NEO, Ray, NTN, Han, SD, Qaddus, SFD & Colt have a nice day ahead :)

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

movies anytime and if you love science fiction and love stories ,then u ll definately enjoy our collection once its set up .

Great i think u wld have guessed right ......:)

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

You're most welcome bro, let me know if I can help u any further. www.islam-qa.com is one of the best islamic websites but a bit inspired by Imam Ahmed and Imam Shafai. You may find some contradictions as some issues are addressed differently under Imam Abu Haneefa research. Is your visa processin done?

Ntn, thank you so much for tellin me another good movie. I'm kinda love stories and scinece fiction addicted.

Regarding my imagination, if u were their at the said time, according to the imagination u shared over the phone, i've definitly guessed u right. Let's see how true it's, i'll wait for the gatherin.

Faheem bhai, rahi baat aap ke against hone ya na hone ki, Islam hamari razamandi par nahin, Allah ke Qanoon par chalta hai. Agar yoon ek ek kar ke log ishq mohabbat main Islam se bahir hone lag jayen to Islam ka to bangaya mazaak. Allah ke har faislay me koi na koi maslehat hoti hai. Ghazwaye Tabook ka waqiya parhain to aap ko pata chale ga ke islam ke saath ghaddari ka kitna sakht hukam hai. Hamri qomon ko bigarne wala media hai, jo waqia Quddus ne mention kiya hai mujhe kafi had tak Veera Zara se inspired lagta hai. Ek baat ka khayaal rakha karain ke jante boojhte Allah aur us ke Rasool ke kisi faislay se inkaar karna Islam se inkaar hai jo kufr main shumaar ho jata hai. Hum muslamano ko theek hai mahol ke saath chalna parta hai par jo haqeeqat Allah ki taraf se aa chuki hai us par sare-tasleem-kham karna hamara awaleen farz hai.

Have a nice stay in Doha.

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired" Robert Frost

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

I am against to Kill anyone, either leaving Islam.(Urdu) Zabardasti se kuch faida nahin, lerki ko us ke haal pe chor diya jae. Kuch aisa family ne start main hi Ghaflat ki hai so have to face. Allah jise hidayat de, aur jis se chahe cheen le aur Dil per mohr laga de. Aise main kiya fatwa aur kiya Hidayat.

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By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

Thank you so much Neo, How are you doing??

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

everyone .

Ray -How are you ?Thanks for ordering flowers, i hope they reach me too :) I m also just waiting to get few things sorted out and then surely we shall meet , till then i guess u have to get your shield ready ,everybody here seem to be expecting a big bang when we meet .....LOL

Neo - I agree with ray u must be having some imagination to figure out me and my family with 100's of ppl walking out of airport but u know what u guessed it right ,until ofcourse there was another kid carrying a teddy also . I m not yet lost just busy with getting the school thing sorted out . And Lake house is indeed a awesome movie saw it some time back if u like such movies u may also like "under tuscan sun"

Hi Sd so one of those days when u see noreason but day doesnt seem right .....i faced one yesterday .

I guess we got to live with double post and not able to log in ,its time consuming proposition to connect to QL off late .

Hassen ,How are you ?

Han - how are you ?Hope all's well .

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

First of all,

ray, dear u should have a checkup for ur nose. yaar i don't understand why u ppl entangle simple things. okay may be i've screwed up mind may be i take simple things wrong but bro i can never be jealous if han and u are havin good time together.

quddus, here is a link check it.

http://islam-qa.com/index.php?ref=115&ln=eng&txt=marry%20to%20non-muslim

rest of the gang, how r u today?

ntn, u seems to be disappeared in doha desert ;-)

hassen, how r u dude? i got a customer from US to buy my Yamaha. I think now i can go for Korg, what u say?

sd, long time no see? how is guitarin, of course it has been placed on the wall for decoration right :-D

faheem, thanks for ur reply, we'll for sure let u know whenever we perform in future. however we need good songs and have high expectations for your expertise :-)

yest i saw an awesome love story "The Lake House (Kenue Reeves and Sandra Bullock)". i've never seen such a beautiful love story ever.

okay folks, see u around.

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired" Robert Frost

By shraddhay• 9 years 8 months ago.
shraddhay

people..and HI to all. Nothing much to post. One of those days which I just want to end ASAP, don't know why. I hope it gets better!

Cheerz

By shraddhay• 9 years 8 months ago.
shraddhay

people..and HI to all. Nothing much to post. One of those days which I just want to end ASAP, don't know why. I hope it gets better!

Cheerz

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

Hello Bro, Weekend was good. Lots of fun with my son "Yasir"..Went to wonderland... Water rides, Bowling, Car crash games. Bangalore is also beginning to get hot... the current temp is 33c...:-( I love winter.

Sorry for the double post. Actually the QL is very slow. Sorry for inconvenience to all.

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

Hello Bro, Weekend was good. Lots of fun with my son "Yasir"..Went to wonderland... Water rides, Bowling, Car crash games. Bangalore is also beginning to get hot... the current temp is 33c...:-( I love winter.

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Neo: Mere bhai, ab aapko kya hua? LOL. I thought whatever Han said was in a good spirit. Now don't jump on me critizing my supportive behavior towards her.

Did you leave the gas on at home? Cos I can smell something burning.

Quddus: Hi bro, am doing just great. It's beginning to get hot in Doha. :( Winter is bearable for me, summer sucks! How is it going with you? How was your weekend?

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By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

Assalam-alikum,

How are you guys? Thanks sfd I am fine bro. I need help from all you guys.. Once of friend Syeda, her sister fall in love with non Muslim, and now she has made her mind to quit Islam and accept Hinduism. As discussed the issues with Masjid-e-Imam last night. He said its a big crime in Islam. The parents do need to convince her daughter. If she is still refused to listen her parents, Islam allow them to kill their her... Allah will give lots of Ajar in Hashr to both the parents and family who contributed in killing her...

Now I want to convince her sister (Syeda friend of mine), she argument with me that's its all ready has been written in her luck by Allah...Nauzubillah...Any Fatwa, Haddis, Or Quran reference will be help full to me to convince her...

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

Assalam-alikum,

How are you guys? Thanks sfd I am fine bro. I need all help from all you guys.. Once of friend Syeda, her sister fall in love with non Muslim, and now she has made her mind to quite Islam and accept Hinduism. As discussed the issues with Masjid-e-Imam last night. he said its a big crime in Islam. The parents do need to convince her. If she is still refusing to listen her parents, Islam allow them to kill their daughter... Allah will give lot of Ajar in Hashr to both the parents and family who contributed in killing her...

Now I want to convince her sister (Syeda friend of mine), she argument with me that's its all ready has been written in her luck by Allah...Nauzubillah...Any Fatwa, Haddis, Or Quran reference will be help full to me to convince her...

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

Good Morning to All,

How are you guys doing today? I am fine sfd24(Faheem Bhai) thank you brother.

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

Good Morning to All,

How are you guys doing today? I am fine sfd24(Faheem Bhai) thank you brother.

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

:-)

it's good that u and ray have a goo(d) understanding so keep it up but i didn't understand ur point of hilightin this in ur post specific to me? do u feel i mind it? or did i get a feelin u folks are fightin? any clue? i don't understand.

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Good morning people!

Wow, its been quite a while since my last post and not surprisingly hardly anything has been posted here. QL site has become so much of a lottery lately, one could never predict whether its gonna open a page or not. LOL. Or maybe its just at my workplace, but I don't really think so, cos all the other pages are loading quite fast, except for QL.

Colt: Dude, I read your post yesterday but this site was so damn unstable, I just couldn't open the pages half the time and the other half my posts ran into an error. After the work hours, I got really busy thru the day and ended last eve with a super late nite party. Now searching for a pillow at work :(

Getting back to you and Qatar, well tell you what, I am sure you're quite happy here in Qatar. Your posts say a lot about it, they're always cheerful and very rarely cribbing. So I can safely assume you are enjoying stay else you won't possibly have lasted 6 years in this place. That's another thing that so many newbies in Qatar (especially QR Crew) that I know of swear to leave Qatar within 6 months of arrival, but haven't seen any leave so far! LOL. And I can almost relate to what you are saying about distance relationship, I used to jet up and down a lot to Bombay for two of my ex's. Gosh that was ages ago!

Han: Sweetie, honestly I'm kinda lost in between those two F's you are talking about. It does neighbor a company with a V in it. LOL, confused? F's are not really neighbor's as far as I could remember. Moreover, you need a gatepass to know all that. And to make your quest more tricky, I don't even need to goto that deserted town, I am based in Doha :) Go figure!

Now the big question, why and how do you know about all those two F's and the one with P!??

Regarding confusions and misunderstandings, all I can say is 'been there done that'. I'm on forums / chats for like what? Almost 10 years now? Expressing yourself and thoughts in words isn't an easy task cos the other person doesn't see you and imagination takes control of what you're trying to say. A lot also depends on the mood the reader is in, if he/she has had a bad day, expect to get misunderstood!

NTN: Welcome to Doha! Eagerly waiting to hear from you, I've asked for a bouquet of flowers for your welcome :) No jokes.

Cheers all!

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By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

Salam Bhai logo (Matlab all thread members)

Neo.Khushi hoi Shughal aur masrofiyat ka sun ker.Ab koi programme ho tu batana.Songs ke liye kabhi mulakat ker ke thora subject per guide karo,arrange ho jae ga.

A.Quddus bhai kaise hain aap, khushi hoi aap ko yahan dekh ker.

Regards,

Faheem

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By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

know most companies starting with q and with all other letters filled up in between. yup kids masha'allah is the reason i gave up work.

so you work for the p?

ok i will continue with this silly game unless motiv or OT decide to jump in and break the thread by giving the name away:-D

does it neighbour an F company, another oldie?

probably neighbours two f's......ok i am being a bit crazy now.bear with me please.

but tell me if i am right?

why...i will tell you later.

neo: i can safely say that i have a goo understanding with ray alhamdullilah so we dont have to play gilli danda with one another and ofcourse no misunderstandings either. sometimes my posts give a different picture than what it should be and can cause a confusion and like ray said it was all amicably sorted out.

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Beats me dude... everyone was shocked when I threw in the bomb that I was gonna leave India and come work here... they were like, "you have a great life here, why leave and go elsewhere"?... but like it is said, it all happens for a reason... and the reason was, a woman, who is now my wife.

Actually, kinda ironic, my friend and me apply for this job (I applied because he forced me to & keep him company only) and then I get it and he doesn't and then my gf tells me how she gets long nitestops in Doha and I'm like... yay! so I'm gonna come there and watever...

And so come July 2001 I arrive in Doha and the never-ending saga begins.

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

And again...

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Neo: Yeah bro, there wasn't anyone else on this thread apart from Han and I. Initially there was some confusion about Terramax's post and then it was kinda sorted out.

Regarding NTN's arrival at the aiport, bro I gotta give it to you, you have one hell of an imagination. I mean out of like what 100's of people pouring out of the airport, you were able to identify NTN with her daughter, thats gotta be some feat.

Colt: Good on you bro, well done! Just a thought, why would you have left that and come here to Qatar? I love to be in the mix of things and happening at all times. I guess thats one reason why I keep going back to event management and stuff. Am not really celeb struck, but the glitz and glamor of anything to do with entertainment business really catches my eye. I probably wouldn't have left that and come to Qatar, if I were in your place. I am sure there are some good reasons for it at your side.

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By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Blame it on the server...

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Ok... for starters, I didn't hit the POST button 3 times for 3 posts of mine alright? I guess the server is playing up... or else, I'm gonna be accussed, convited and condemned by you'll here... lol!!!

Ray like I told you, I did sing for like 8 years in Bombay and may I add, I did lotsa shows for Amitabh, Juhi, Godrej, Singhania's, etc... all the creme de la creme of Bombay... (Oh BTW, my band also played for Aamir's Wedding), so I had the opportunity of meeting many of these folks in person... also I worked with Jet Airways back then, so I used to see them travel on late nite flights too... thats when you see the real them...

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

How r u today?

So there was a Gilli Danda match between ray and han yest? :-) one after another, atleast the forum is going on. I would request Qatari to arrange some dinner party for the members of the top three forums (in no. of posts).

Ash in my favorite, i love her seductive look!! especially in Dhoom2.

So was the weekend? ntn, congrats on ur landing to desert and wish you luck for your daughter's admission. I was at the airport on Friday to pick up my cousin. If u were there around 11:00am, I think I've seen u and ur daughter was holding a teddy bear in her hand. (this is just my guess).

How r u Quddus? Hassen it was nice coffee yest. Midi software is not good, we need to buy some professional one, however the USB midi cable worked perfect!

See you folks around!

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Good morning mate.

Those were some revealing facts about Ash. Am not too sure if Abhishek or Amitabh would really appreciate that. But then again, she's skinny now and bound to put on fat (at the right places) sooner or later. I guess AB junior could then claim that he's had best of both the worlds, a skinny and a curvaceous Ash. LOL

So you guys worked together for the company or something back in India? You seriously must have felt her at the right places to identify those "pads" you know! ;)

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By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Was just reading all your posts and I must say, I particularly focus on the well written ones in here...

Touching base on the Ash topic... I'll go with Ray, I think she's too plastic and skinny... having met her in person lotsa times, she pads up well when required and I'm talkin thigh and butt pads too... Never liked her from day 1, although she is very intelligent and has an excellent command over English.

So how's you guys doin? i tried loggin on from home yesterday morning, but for some reason, I couldn't, maybe there was a problem with the server or maybe because I was d/l lotsa movies... i dunno.

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

LOL. Yeah just a casual question. Now that you log on so much on QL, I was quite sure he'd atleast be checking this site once in a while.

My wife got kinda hooked on this website after seeing me surf so much. She doesn't post in our Indo-Pak thread, but does her share of reading and posting within her interests, whenever she gets time to log on.

I work for the one with the 'P', but not the one you asked about or you think! There are more than one companies that start with Q and have a P in the middle ;)

What about you? How come you didn't end up working despite being an environment engineer? Kids I bet! Are you sure you wanna continue discussing here? LOL

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By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

sorry its not sd.

anyway ho to you ray n neo.

is neo online.

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

she is cute but a total waste....atleast she shouldnt come in movies...moreover she lives in malaika's shadow...thats what i feel.

my hubby doesnt log on Ql but i give him all th einformation he needs....if any...why do you ask?

u mentioned you work for a q co.....is it f or p or s? too many combinations nah? the old three in a row....well almost

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

I didn't know Amrita Arora lived them? And c'mon she isn't bad looking or a bad person at all. I actually quite like Amu. She is mad about this guy who plays for England, Usman Afzal.

I remember reading somewhere recently that Sohail Khan has moved out of the house. Still in Bandra but to another apartment.

Does your hubby log on QL?

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By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

ash couldnt manage in sallu's household.his house is more like a dharamshala....everyone is there including (acc to me total waste) amrita arora.

yup...it could just bring the bachchan downfall. who knows...time will tell.

i never liked her either......she is a lousy lousy actress but she is beautiful.its always a pleasure to see her face....irrespective of everything else.i cant deny that.

you and my hubby share the same fan base....he too was happy when she got out of sallu's life.

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Oh yeah it was well worth having tatasky today. Was great fun watching news reaction of all tv channels and freak fans all over India reacting to yesterday's loss to Sri Lanka. Makes you think, do people really have so much time on their hands to do all this crap?

As for Ash, I've never liked her. Too slim & plastic for my liking! :P Moreover, Salman will always tell Abhishek, I've had your trophy for quite a while :) Was actually quite glad that she went out of Sallu's life. Why do I get a feeling she's gonna bring a lot of bad luck to Junior B now?

As for NTN, no comments yet! :D

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By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

hee hee hee hum pakode banakar khud khayenge.

aur aap cricket dekhte rehna ya aur kuch jo aapke tatasky pe aata ho.

any way did you see ash photo someone posted here, she has posed in front of taj.kuch bhi bolo...plastic or paper..she is beautiful. lucky abhishek to get his trophy wife.why did i say that?

anyway ntn is here and she is definitely not motiv :-P

happy heart

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By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Not a tea person really. It's just a coffee in the morning at office only on the workdays.

Lucky women, they can cook and eat whatever, whenever they feel like. I keep watching this Kurkure ad on tv and it surely is damn tempting to eat with Cricket match running. Actually won't mind deep fried pakodas either :(

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By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

i too do that....have the long posts in my notepad...just to make sure i dont have to type the entire thing all over again.

i will mail you soon....insha'allah.

do you drink tea?

i had a nice cup of masaledaar adrak wali chai....yummy and now i will be awake like a bat till late night.

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Was just looking at the recent comments area on the main page, it goes something like this :

For Ray

For Han

For Ray

For Han

ROFL

Han: Didn't you say you were on IRC before? Send me a message, if you're cool with it. Would love to add you to MSN / Yahoo, instead of boring people in here.

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Buick's new car is called 71.

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By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
Rating: 2/5
rayyz

How modest! LOL

We seriously need moderators in here. Look at those duplicate threads and posts. Quite amazing. Yes QL's slow servers are partly responsible for it, but then again you know that when you've hit the POST button it will be posted for sure. Clicking it twice doesn't help, but results in multiple posts. I always keep a copy of my longer messages on notepad before I hit on post button.

I guess thats another reason for slow QL servers and QL getting boring lately. Moreover, our good friend cutesrk doesn't help by creating 5-6 new threads each day.

I wish we could have powers like irc in here!

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Buick's new car is called 71.

It carries two in the front and 69 in the back

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www.e4u.name.qa

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

i am a sweetypie :-D no doubt about that...hee hee hee.

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

LOL!

I'm not teasing you silly girl! Now that you've taken the liberty of calling me honey, I guess I am atleast entitled to call you sweetiepie. ;)

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Buick's new car is called 71.

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www.e4u.name.qa

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

dont tease me you silly boy.

i thought you again mentioned something about the way we post in the first line...was not sure if you referred to me....which is why i posted my kind wishes again :-P

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Didn't I edited it? I just did! Tell me the lines you want me to remove, I'll do just that for you sweetiepie! :P

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Buick's new car is called 71.

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By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

didnt i offer my apologies?

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Sweetheart, *edited*

It never was about racial discrimination, but it was about the way your posts are put down. I didn't just paste that for the heck of it or I hated Asians! I did it because in my humble opinion that probably is ONE of MANY reasons why QL is getting boring, and I genuinely agree with it.

For instance, I rarely bother to read Hassen's posts, with due respect to his grammar and vocabulary, because it seriously doesn't make sense to me at times! My English isn't perfect either, but atleast I make an effort to put forward my posts in best possible manner for others to read & understand, at times entertaining too.

My brother sends me SMS/E-mail with all sorts of shortcuts and junk in it, most of the times I just can't make head or tail out of his sentences (if there are any!) The entire SMS/E-mail begins and ends in one sentence actually!

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Buick's new car is called 71.

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www.e4u.name.qa

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Hi everybody .

How is everybody doing ?Hope all are having a great weekend .Well i have landed in Doha.Just a little busy with usual stuff here .

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Hi everybody .

How is everybody doing ?Hope all are having a great weekend .Well i have landed in Doha.Just a little busy with usual stuff here .

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Hi everybody .

How is everybody doing ?Hope all are having a great weekend .Well i have landed in Doha.Just a little busy with usual stuff here .

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

Main theek hoon, ya it was nice show yest night nd u definitely missed it. Main ne 11 saal baad perform kiya hai bus yoonhi shughal shughal main :-)

Family ke passports ka kaam chalraha hai inshaAllah next week main ho jaye ga, after dat I'll give their passports photocopies to my company to get their visa and inshaAllah buy end of April or beginin of May they will be here.

Haan sannata to hona hi hai, yahan logon ko doosron ka mazaaq banane main hi maza ata hai aur jub aisa nahin hota hai to log chale jate hain.

Ek achi baat to hai aap ki enterence dair se hi sahi lakin achi hoti hai :-)

Kuch gane hi likh dain hamare band ke liye.

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

Main theek hoon, ya it was nice show yest night nd u definitely missed it. Main ne 11 saal baad perform kiya hai bus yoonhi shughal shughal main :-)

Family ke passports ka kaam chalraha hai inshaAllah next week main ho jaye ga, after dat I'll give their passports photocopies to my company to get their visa and inshaAllah buy end of April or beginin of May they will be here.

Haan sannata to hona hi hai, yahan logon ko doosron ka mazaaq banane main hi maza ata hai aur jub aisa nahin hota hai to log chale jate hain.

Ek achi baat to hai aap ki enterence dair se hi sahi lakin achi hoti hai :-)

Kuch gane hi likh dain hamare band ke liye.

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

Koi Khair na khabar. I missed last night PEC function, agar pata hota ke aap ne perform kerna hai tu zaror aata.

Aur hal chal kaise hain?

Kya ho raha hai?

Bache kab aa rahe hain.

Bara sannata hai yahan , kiya songh gaya hai sab ko.

Faheem

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We are no more liking truth, so not speaking truth

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

Woke up at 1:30pm today bcoz at 1:30am mornin reached house after 23rd March PEC show. Yest performed on de stage after a long time played 4 songs. I was remembering my elder daughter when KG class girls were performin Putli Tamasha.

Another sad thing is I couldn't check QL and Email yest coz quite bz in preparin for show. And today I found that I was selected for the Reward to have dinner by QL and it's too late :-(

So howz things at your end?

Have a nice remainin day :-)

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

although i agree with terramax's view, i still prefer to ignore terramax because of his continued attempts to drag asians in most of his posts.no personal issues there, becasue i do know that most of the times he does make very valid points on varied topics.

but then again we have lots of genius minds her on QL posting in various other threads who think they can play with words and come across as extremely intelligent while they prove quite the opposite.

its sad.

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

honey that post wasnt meant to be hitting out at you. no never.

i was referring to other wise cracks who post on QL and they think they are better than everybody else.

moreover the last line was for those members who come and create a havoc here....its going on right now in one of the threads.

i wasnt confusing issues and my apologies to you, if you felt i was criticising you. i know what you meant and i know whats going on in QL too. QL has sadly become a place to vent out all sorts of frustrations.

i will edit my earlier post...i think it gives the wrong meaning.

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

How are you? Your hubby? Kids? whats going on. Anything new in life. I am in office and from morning searching anyone in this post.(& you are the first person in this kingdom without king)

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By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

Koi Hai??

sfd

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By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

There's a new thread going on with the above subject. I came across a reply from Terramax and I will have to agree with him! Thankfully my posts are grammatically correct and well spelt. I actually make it a point to do so, else it just doesn't feel right!

Quoting Terramax : "It has become boring because of the users who don't bother to spell the words correctly, who have never heard of punctuation and whose posts are undreadable.

Do you think that someone will bother to answer to a person who spells "because " as "becos" and "enough" as "enuf"? It looks like an SMS written by a teenager.

Ok, ok, we all know this is the way you spell it in India, we were told that many times, but don't complain if nobody wants to read your pointless (no points literally) discourses."

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Buick's new car is called 71.

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www.e4u.name.qa

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

good morning to all of you too.

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

A very good morning to you... I wish you have a wonderful weekend too... Today is the last working day for me...So just getting ready for the hip hop...Ymmmm....

By Angelo• 9 years 8 months ago.
Rating: 4/5
Angelo

Good morning all,

Just dropped by to say hello to all. Hope all have had a very good week.

Personally have had a very hectic week (0700 to 2200hrs) almost daily, the highlight being a couple of lunches at the base with lots of Pork,...... had one of my colleagues to keep me company. Pork sausages, Porklion (like steak) with gravy, onion rings, surf & turf (beef Steak and crab with melted butter) bacon shavings, blue cheese sauce, Baskin robins ice cream, chocolate chip cookies, pecan pie ---- sound like a hog, but its has been a long time since I had company to go with me to do lunch there.

Have a good relaxed weekend and sit back with a six pack chilled beer and pakodas to watch the cricket this evening.

Has any one taken part in the Ramada quiz or watched the games on there wide screen????

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

hi buddies...

no time to post long message today but do enjoy your weekend.

sd and ntn the info you know is classified...... hope you get what i mean.

take care all.

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

just went outside and found it's raining. i've very pleasent view of sea from my office window :-)

u too have a nice weekend and gud luck for ur national team.

rest of the gang, enjoy ur weekend too!!

By shraddhay• 9 years 8 months ago.
shraddhay

seems like its going to rain! mayb not dusty but a muddy weekend.

Have a nice weekend!

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

let's hope it won't be dusty but pleasent and some rain expected.

hassen, i'm leavin de office in few minutes nd hopefully will see u at faisal's house late night. lot of work to do to complete the tracks. i've studied all de midi options and it would be interesting to sequence our songs now :-)

good day!!

the weather is getting terrifying now! :-(

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Your thought is enough !!!! :)

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Do you want us to arrange anything for you here on arrival.. as in a band playing or red carpet etc.? All you havta do is... JUST ASK!

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

Excellent song.... Cool!!

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

chek dis song

http://songs.apniisp.com/Haroon%20Ka%20Nasha/02%20-%20Nahin%20Hai%20Yeh%20Pyaar%20(Apniisp.Com).mp3

NEO! can u download it for me@!

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

:) how are you .I guess messing up is becoz of excitement of Weekend :)

By shraddhay• 9 years 8 months ago.
shraddhay

:) i think its my messing up day

By shraddhay• 9 years 8 months ago.
shraddhay

opps ... sorry guys.. didnt realise i was posting from by bros account..until he mentioned.. sorry he was using my comp for sometime..

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Yup landing tomm .Thanks for welcoming :)

By satan• 9 years 8 months ago.
satan

chicken out..? y wud i? i am always up for a free treat:)

I read some post suggesting a boyz nite out..

as such my treat is due by end of this month or start of next month as it suits all.

"too scared to be seen wid us"- shud be the other way round i guess:)..liberation Liked ur "thought" post.

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

hello neo, C45, IQ, NTN, Rayyz, SD, OT & Han.. how are u all!

How's life serving you today?

C45: we have practice today for friday's show but datz for pak. national songs so i m sure u r not interested to sing dees, so for teh next show which will b i think gonna b in the first week of nxt month, i will let you know prior to it dnt worry man! n wat'z rest?

Neo: gud to knwo man dat u have made something constructive :) aaj pata chal jayay gay, hay did u give teh ad for ur keyboard on QL? i just read it..floating..man wat i waz thinking get an xtra creative speakers for a better sound i think built in speakerz are not dat powerful n dnt satisfy with it's output. tonight we will use montarbo speaker it;s almost 1000 watz Tariq will contact yu, n den u will proceed wid him.

NTN: so u r landing tom? Welcome to Desert Paradize :)

wishing you all a very great weekend ahead!

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

why I m in boys list !!!!!! :) Ya a tough match ,lets hope Men in blue dont chicken out now

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Huh... boyz nite out? Well... it sure is nice to be a man among men, but better among women... why, do u women wanna chicken out now or are you too scared to be seen with us... ;-P

By shraddhay• 9 years 8 months ago.
shraddhay

bonjour to all of u..weekend atlast..n india's match tomorrow..a real tough fight now to be in super eight.

Han how r u? wats happenin? sab thik thak toh hai na.

Hassen, neo, C45, IQ, NTN, Rayyz, OT.. wat happened to ur boyz nite out..?

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

and a very good mornin to all.

i heard world cup has been suspended for some time. is dat true?

nice to see u back han and thx for ur advice.

iq, thx for postin such a nice points.

hassen, i did make the beat and chords for dil dil pakistan. also i tested the demos of all the sounds, the kb is amazin mann.

nothin more to say today, take care and have a nice day ahead!

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Yeh it indeed is, but since it's the last day of work before the weekend, its called "FREEDOM DAY"... or maybe I call it?

NTN, Han, SD, Ray, Neo... rise and shine... it's a brand new day!

Hassen... you tell me the time and place and I'll be there...

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

All.Last day of the week !!!!! So I guess happy faces .... All set for weekend ?Whats are your plans for weekend?

Have a nice day and great weekend plannin

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Thanks for those classified link ,One of it is looking good .I guess i ll speak to them tomm after i reach .

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

Welcome back.. Colt.. So when you are coming to Bangalore just let me know? Hope will have a great time here. Dude today is working day in Doha?

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Yayyyy!!! han hun is back... yayyyy!!!

and today is freedom day....yaayyyy again!!!

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

A very Good Morning to All..I wish a very pleasent day ahead!!

Three things in life that destroy a person:

1. Greed

2. Pride

3. Anger

Three things in life once gone never come back:

1. Words

2. Opportunity

3. Time

Three things in life are never sure:

1. Dreams

2. Success

3. Fortune

Three things in life that makes you a great person:

1. Hardwork

2. Sincerity

3. Success

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

hay NTN! yah it is on teh corniche side, n the view is very awsome..are you gonna stay there?

i hope Movenpick have been relocated to it new premises dat iz infront of Four Season, btw four season hotel iz't bad too.. do chek dat too..

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Could you pls let me know how is movenpick hotel ?And is it in corniche ?

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

good evening boys n galz.

i am touched by your posts but i was pretty irritated yesterday.

its not a matter of having a go at anybody becasue i have had my own little word tiff with other members in this forum.....but my signature is a serious message to all becasue i believe in it.....and where does anyone get off mocking ones beliefs.

just becasue this is a cyber forum doesnt excuse anyone's rude/mocking behaviour.

moreover for the next few days i may post little but will definitely visit here......why....i shall tell you next week.....insha'allah.

neo......i dont think motiv and LT are same....they are seperate individuals....we should stop confusing identities....becasue by doing so we are hurting one or the other. we are simply keeping a grudge when we keep referring to them as single identities. let them joke and let us interact amicably.it sure is possible

i cant say anything for LF....here on Lf is on my ignore mode.i cant stoop low to respond to LF.

ray: used a lot of irc and mirc, so very well know the pleasure of kicking out idiots who think its their turf to chat when i had it exclusive to chat with my sweet masha'allah hubby

colt: pls dont think i said anything about your jokes...they are fun....but if someone had to say anything nasty about you....i would defend you too.

i have made this stance of mine clear from the beginning...fun at the expense of anybody is not tolerable......atleast not by me....people are here to share a light moment, not have others laugh at them.

OT, NTN, GG, SD, Motiv, Quds: hi to you buddies.....did i miss anyone? all the best ntn on your move.....clocks ticking to welcome you to lazy doha except for ray's events probably:-D

LT: hons...i usually force someone or the other i know coming from mangalore to get my M&Bs and the rule is to pick any four books.or i pick it up from dubai city centre for 5dhms:-D finally someone with my taste...but i am very possessive about them.and my dad wont give it to anyone....know that for sure...else there will be one hell of a tantrum at home......he cant see that.the best gift my hubby gives me is my M&Bs......and it always masha'allah pleasantly surprises me.

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

NEOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!

lagay rahoo, ne help man :) LT say larayee wow! sit back n watch! guyzn galz another one to go :) just wait cheetay Qatari said he's goin to give teh authority to Kick n BAN/block the user which creatz mess aroun in ur thread so hold ur horses till he implements it n den sub theek ho jaway ga! :) tab tak Bangra!

yah i will definately design for u man just meet me and give me soem details about dat stuff. agar hoya to we will meet inshAllah. chal ub ghar ja kay chords ki practice kar :)

Colt, dat show on 23 izt dat big it'z juts for Pakistan's day we will b having just hardly 3 songz.. i was asking you for the english songz which will be in teh start of next month. will let you know so dat u can Contribute ur voize :)

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

but dis is nf okay!!! don't dare to post ne thing that make me nuts ne more. i've already absorbed a lot nd i can't take it ne more.

i damn care bout ppl identities. u ppl only know how to upset others and thats it. and i give a damn to every1 who point ne finger on me okay!!!!! is that clear!!!!

every1 has a level of patience and i'm upto de limit, u know han, good go and talk to her but don't say rubish against me!!!!!

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

I wud love to come see your gig on the 23rd if its possible... just tell me time, when and where etc... you can take my audition anytime yaar... currently I'm not singing with anyone, but in the shower...lol!!!

By LemonTart• 9 years 8 months ago.
LemonTart

Neo:I lay the blame entirely on your doorstep for creating the identity crisis on this thread, just coz a girl stumped you, need not be that it should be a guy.Just coz i wanted to remain mysterious doesnt mean that you speak rubbish.

And asking Qatari to clean up the thread, why dont you clean up your own posts before posting them(than asking others too), easy to point a finger...but dude rest of the fingers point back at you. So get the facts right or else simply dont make statements dear.

Han knows who i am for your sweet information and if needed she can always contact me.!!!!!!!!!

Ray still wondering....... Thinking.....

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

yaar, i've got quite a control on chords and lead. i need to learn now the chord variations and different styles for playin lead.

time nikal ab thora sa. further more, i need some icons for my application, can u design that?

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

how r u today??? watz wid ur singing session. how is it goin,,, when shud we take ur audition :) we r having a small gig wher we will b playing all eng stuff i will introduce u there wat do u say! chaly ga?

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

Oyay! neo Pathay... aur kar FOCUS mujhay :)

yeh loo u post it man!!! sabr karoo baba...

Oldtimer, yaar chill dear, waisay dis thread is to have fun with gud words warna aur bhe post hain wher u can use such filthy jokes and stuff. i agree we r not in school or college or wahtsoever but one is alwayz known by his/her words i think eveyone can say nething but limits shud be kept [no ofenz]

wat's new in life?

Nothing iz gonna die ray bro, jabtak hai jaaa :) yeh forum chalay ga lol.... n u know wat bro u will b d part for it longafter..:)

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

even nobody is there, hassen and i will keep msgin each other thru dis forum, someday may be someone needy get benefit from some decent ppl of de forum like "neo and hassen". ;-)

han will not leave i hope, she might b bz in other activities.

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

i get the feeling that, "Love dun live here anymore".

and eeooowww... are you reciting poetry or wat... kidding... it sounded great, bang on... you got it right... or so I think...lol!!!

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

I get the same feeling that this thread is kinda dying... more like there's nothing to discuss/converse bout... so hey lemme post some more Sardar stuff, at least we'll have a laff... appologies if it irks you, but I'm sure Neo bhai will enjoy it... for me... I can't get enuf of dem Paaji's

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SARDAR talking on cell.

2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.

1ST: biwi se.

2ND: itne... pyar se....?

1ST: tumhari hai.

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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away

Sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'

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teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times

Sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara

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By gypsy gal• 9 years 8 months ago.
gypsy gal

Though am not part of this thread…just missing han19, what happened to her? She is not the one who get upset for silly things. She is really annoyed for some reason.

Han19..you can always iggy people who mess with us. Why you wanna stay away? There are lot of people out here who really benefit from your comments and postings. Come back…..

Aaa bhi jaaa... aaa...bhi... ja....QL mei aa..abhi jaa...

(I guess i got it right)

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Is it just me or everyone feels that this thread is gonna die pretty soon?

Looks like Bob Woolmer died all over again. Strange silence in the room!

Han: was that a warning or have you left already? Don't think you were online since morning.

Lemonfart: Your last post wasn't just a lemon+fart combo, it seems more like a bomb explosion now!

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Buick's new car is called 71.

It carries two in the front and 69 in the back

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www.e4u.name.qa

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

long time no see?

yaar i agree wid u that we're not at work or school and i personally don't have complain since ray said de same thing to me b4 nd i've given my hands up!! but dear, we can't loose a good member of dis forum "han" bcz of some filthy jokes or personal hits by "LemonFart".

i've already complained about him, let's see what happens. Mind it ur friend LemonFart should try some better tricks to get fame in de forum not being motiv, or lemony ;-) kya samjhe?

khair, apart from dis how is life at ur end?

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

You haven't been reading to much on the recent posts I'd say, else you'd never vouch for LF being an original... her recent posts have only been copy/paste... and that too stuff that don't amuse anyone here anymore...

Yeh maybe you're right by asking Neo not to go to Qatari bout it, but some people shud take the hint and stop when they are not funny or offend anyone in here.

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

On the contrary i enjoy Lemon Fart's Jokes. They are written in an artistic way, and they are not a cut & paste job like others do. So plz let her stay. If someone does not like her jokes then thats their problem !! And Neo brother, plz dont complain to Qatari for these small issues. We are not at work or school here!!

Cheers

GO ROSSI.................

By shraddhay• 9 years 8 months ago.
shraddhay

chk dis out. if u r still house hunting..they look good

http://www.qatarliving.com/node/10079#comment-53205

http://www.qatarliving.com/node/10078#comment-53203

i like the villa..wid the swimming pool.. a blessing during summer

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Did you read today's newspaper? It seems all the Honda 2007 models are carrying a faulty part in their fuel pump. Have they called you to get your car repaired?

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Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasne lagi

Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga

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By shraddhay• 9 years 8 months ago.
shraddhay

good morning to all.. howz every1 doing?

some problem wid the QL site yesterday cudnt log on. Seems like a major problem all around the world. servers where down in toronto three days back. got mail from a company in media city dubai informing tht the media city server is down.. is matrix at work here..??

NTN: yah njoying my freedom:) thnx! so all set!

HAN: wats happenin.. thnks to u njoyed the biryani at mazza yesterday! how r kids?

Hello to the guyz gang here.. Neo, HKR, Rayyz, Colt, IQ

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

Morning! chpaz!

wassup.. you all!

I think to make dis Forum NO FART ZONE Neo shud get a help from Qatari, or Qtri shud give the rights to edit or Block or Kick a user over filthy or abusive language. I hope things will b better here soon. I beleive we are all here to help eachother and to have fun but when soemthing goes personal here one shud alwayz raise his/her voice, for LF i m not sure who is he or she.. but he's really making a big mess here, regarding jokes, we can post simple n clean jokes here i think to have a ncie humour aroun, but LF have pushed it a lot.

Neo, batchy woh admi kaya jo apne aadtay chor day :) so i waz majboor... u knwo me well yaar now... lol aur suna watss happening! MOUN mat bana zayada :P lay lolly pop kha lay munna ....

rest of u BONJOUR!

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

If you're gonna be running away from threads when someone's having a go at u, soon you'll be running away from QL? I sure think you're better than that, please dun prove me wrong. Besides I love reading your comments. All you guys make me wanna come back to this thread ONLY. Seldom do I post elsewhere.

Neo bhai... no Sardar jokes here now, but hey I'm sure it's not a prob every once in a while... having said that...

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to

build up the required pressure.

Couldn't resist posting that... sorry folks, but I guess I'm making LF's day with that one...

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

is Han leaving this thread !!!!!!!?????

Did i miss something ? Han Don't .

Thanks neo anytime after 25th is ok with me .After i finish the school thing for my daughter . Being the last quarter of schhol session i have to finish it all and make her join before 29th .

Hassen you said you were playing on 23rd ,i think its Pakistan republic day .Isnt it ? Anyways good luck.

Sd howz new freedom goin?Hope you are enjoying .

Ray ......how come silence at your end.hope all's well at your end .

Colt -No taking of on sardi jokes today or r u posting it some where else

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

Just read de comments!!

han, u don't need to leave de thread okay!! don't use my weapon against me :-D (i've sent request to qatari for thread cleanup). u don't forget dat u're equal partner of this forum to establish, so cheer up!! ignore the farts...

sd, we all are the owners of dis thread. u can always raise ur voice. don't u forget u, han, ray, hassen are part of dis matrix :-), by de way what is ur treat plan, i'll keep buggin u unless u give us treat!!

colt, no sikh jokes today?

ntn, wish u good luck for ur new move and we hope to receive an invitation of ur treat right after 24 :-D

hassen, cheetay main ne kaha tha na, i can guess a guy in first meetin and what i said about u is right, i didn't get call yest night :-) ab sharminda hone ki koshish na karna, kyoon ke sharminda wohi hote hain jin ke paas sharam hoti...

quddus, how r u? yaar i suggest u to change ur login id from its_quddus to something which can be used with/without respect. Quddus is 1 of de names of Allah and should always be used with Abdul (prefix). kab a rahe ho?

have a nice day ahead!! (han don't run okay!!)

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Everybody .How is everybody doing ? Read a lot of jokes and lot of unwanted stuff . Well cld'nt log in last eve , i guess becoz of what ray mentioned site down .....

OKie I m all finished up here and going for some fun for last 2 days here . Packers did a good job without mess . All Paper work finished :) Relief for 3-4 days till it all starts again but in new place .

Well a breaking news ,BOB WOOLMER death suspious ......is it to be believed ?

Btw is the weather already hot in doha ?

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Good morning people. The site was down for reasons still unknown, I would imagine it was for maintenance.

It was until 7 or 8 in the evening when people were able to log on.

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By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Hi guys... I dunno, but for some reason I cud not log on from work yesterday after lunch and so thot I'd be reading like at least a whole page back, but seems not many of you posted in here... anyways, I'm in agreement with Ray bout posting the jokes elsewhere... I think I started it rite... sorry, my bad.

Bout LF, I think the phase of being cute with the whole gross thing has long gone and she shud come clean now. I dunno if she's aiming it at you Han, but yeh, her footer sure is mocking yours...

Ray, I was a big fan of MIRC, met many a nice women in there... sshhh!!! it used to be really nice, but I dun think it is anymore, coz the last time I logged on when in BOM, it looked kinda wierd and no one nice to talk to. Oh and I dunno who this sameer dada or his mom is from adams... from what you say, sounds to me like a bunch of freaks, but ima check the website later.

Noe, SD, Hassen, Quddus, NTN... wake up.

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Guys I came across this website www.sameerdada.com

You have gotta check it out!

A visit to the site revealed that this was in fact non-other than the self-proclaimed rap rebel Sameer Dada Hussain. (Wait it gets better.) It turns out he’s Shahnaz Husain’s son (Yeah that ayurvedic diva!!) and specialises in “Goonda rap (i e Gangster rap in Hindi)”.

Apart from a photo gallery (featuring an almost apologetic Doberman), Sameer apparently runs a puppy market offering any breed delivered to any part of the world. His bizarre introduction also mentions his sun-sign (Libra), Chinese sign (year of the Tiger) and reveals that he is in fact “on very high anti-depressants” (Well that’s a shocker). Why doesn't he just declare that he's turning into a freak! LOL

To top it all he says he's gotta run for namaaz, just imagine prayers and singing songs full of hindi gaalis.

His mother looked like a 'chakka' anyway and now this guy is gonna carry the legacy.

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By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Han I completely agree with you. Infact I didn't notice it much and generally tend to ignore or read in a hurry Lemonfart's comments cos they're usually quite filthy.

This is when you need moderators to manage a forum. I wonder if Qatari has appointed someone to keep posts clean or override/edit the unwanted stuff.

Has anyone used IRC or MIRC ever? I used to chat a lot there, almost 9-10 years back or so. Used to be great fun. We were on the Dalnet server and I was the Super Op of #bombay. Having a super op meant you could kick or ban anyone from the chatroom, whenver you feel like! :) Good old days.

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By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

i dont know about you guys but i feel lemon F is deliberately mocking me here in this forum......may be intentional of not...but somehow i dont find this funny anymore.

i felt it before and thought of ignoring it but its getting a bit annoying.

there is a difference between cracking dirty jokes and being filthy.....what i dont appreciate is mockery of any person.

here right now i feel LF is mighty mocking me.....and i dont like that one bit.i prefer having fun with others and not at others whether on cyber forum or in real life.

chill guys...may have to plan my exit move from this thread.

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By shraddhay• 9 years 8 months ago.
shraddhay

i agree wid rayyz wanted to mention this b4 lekin soocha this is neo's thread..his call..

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

Hi dude..Hmm it seems like this forum is breaking all the records :-))I am fine dude.. How are you doing??

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

i agree wid ur concern, there are loads of farts around now, too much smell in de forum. y i feel so this fart is the same F*A*H*...?

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Hey guys nice jokes. But I'd suggest you all to post your jokes in the other thread, where everyone is doing : http://www.qatarliving.com/node/9467

I think it would be good for everyone to contribute something in their own words in here rather than do a simple cut and paste job. Plus most of the jokes posted are seen or read somewhere with so many emails flying all around!

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Girl: Ladoo agar zabardasti bhi khilaya jaye to bhi lagta to meetha hi hai

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By shraddhay• 9 years 8 months ago.
shraddhay

Good Morning every1!

just finished reading all the posts i missed yesterday! Was not feeling well so stayed at home.

Han: How r u? Tatasky ka nahin ho sakta lekin have smsed mom for the meds. I am into reading. its a habit now.. ithts y i love the virgin stores here atlast..sab kuch pad leti hoon.. autobio's to comics (tinkle n archie r the favs) to harry potter i like the books better.. movies se..just finished The Zahir n started on The inheritance of Loss.

Any good movies.. watched Honeymoon travels was fun!

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous.

The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were at their wit's end as to what to do about their sons' behavior.

The parents had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so they contacted him, and he agreed to give it his best shot. He asked to see the boys individually, so the eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"

Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"

At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and slammed himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What happened?"

The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!"

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

Salam every1, just finished readin all ur post in recent hours, there were 3 pagez, so how are u all, Neo.. i have tried dat software too the other one iz no mac compatable so forget it, yah we do need a midi kb for dis software to chek the prices from www.music123.com it's a nice website for music instr.

Colt, how iz ur dday goin on! so xcited for the match, gud hope ind will win over SL for a move. for rent hikin wat to say jitna bola utna kam hai!

QDUS, how's life man!?

Ray! wher's motiv8 kahan chupa kar rakha hai ussay?

rest of all a bigg HELLO,

HAve a great day guyzN'galz!

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

This sums up the feelings and frustrations of every Indian Cricket fan! But then how will a Pakistani feel !

What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?

The entire Indian Innings.

Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?

In Advertisements.

When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name?

When he is bowling.

What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?

The walk back to the pavilion.

How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?

Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.

What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?

3 runs in 3 balls

What is the height of optimism ?

Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.

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Phone Call for Sehwag:

Indian Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone)

Wife :"Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife."

Indian Team Manager:"Sorry, he is just going to bat"

Wife:"No Problem Manager, I will Hold on"

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DIVORCE COURT SCENE :

The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG):

Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?

LG - No, my mummy beats me.

J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.

LG - No, my daddy beats me too.

J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?

LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody !!!

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

three friends (hindu, muslim and sikh) were working for a construction co. and was workin on the top floor of a tall building. durin lunch time the hindu opens the lunch box nd finds daal, he says "again daal? if 2morrow i find daal, i'll jump from de building", muslim opens de box and finds aalu gosht and says "again aalu gosht? if 2morrow i find aalu gosht, i'll jump from de building", sikh opens de box and finds sabzi says "again sabzi, if 2morrow i find sabzi, i'll jum from de building". next day de find the same food in their lunch boxes and they suicide. their wives were crying over their funeral. the wives of hindu and muslim said, if i were new my husband would suicide bcz of the same old lunch, i wud have given him a different one. the wife of sikh was crying very loud and ppl asked her to be patient and look at the other women too, they lost their husbands too. she said, they lost bcz they used to cook meal for their husbands, my husband used to cook his meal by himself.

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

Very good morning...Ha ha.. I do agree, I will take of it.

Since a long time I haven't seen any scrap from Sfd24, who's he? Actually, these Id's making me confusing.consider mine, its directly indicates that I am a male, muslim person.Why guys are not using their real names? Is there any harm if you login through your originical name?

Chalo Neo.. have a wonderful day ahead!! The best practice I will make to do onwards is I will never use Bhai or Behen.. and why did you say (only urs.Allhamdullilah by the grace of Allah I have 3 sisters..enough for me..:-)))

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Han's favorites books post reminded me that there could be a new book on schumacher after his retirement. Logged on amazon.com and found one! :))))

Just finished ordering these two from amazon, can't wait for it to be delivered.

First one is a book on life & career of Schumi

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1844250083/026-5568113-0862016

and the other a DVD reviewing Schumi's last F1 crown in year 2004

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0006989TY/026-5568113-0862016

Cheers!

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By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

after 2 months at last i got late from my office today (just overslept) coz watchin movies for de last few days till 2:30a and gettin up at 6:30a, finally i had nf sleep 2day.

han, i don't read much but my fav books are Scientific America, PC Mag (what else u can xpct from a IT guy?). I watch movies of Stephen King which r mostly based on his novels.

quddus, u really need 2read de profiles b4 addressin, now don't 4get han is not bhai but behan (only urs ;-D)

ray, ur slips r quite abrupt n interestin, which flavor u like in durex?

colt & han, better luck wid ur house rent. i don't know what's gonna happen in future wid my state agent, so far my house is under my budget nd i'm quite happy 2bring my family (mashaAllah).

hassen, yaar kaisa hai? i checked the soft, it is okay but still need the midi kb, loops are interestin. what happened 2ur show plan?

sd, ab uth jao, ke khana peena sona khailna sub gari main hi karna hai. lagta hai world cup ke liye satellite bhi gari par fit kara li hai ;-)

soft, i think de forum will automatically come to no. 1 after sometime, we don't need to push it hard.

see u folks around!!

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

oooh.....i am supposed to speak urdu.....but dont know anything about urdu at all.

mine is hindi that too....mumbai hindi.na idhar na udhar.

hopeless situation......

chal me gotto go now...will catch you guys later.

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

If I really tell you guys where I'm from, you won't believe me, LONDON... the thing is that from the age of 12, I grew up in Bombay.

you believe that and you'll believe anything I say. I'm pukka Bombaiya, but some words of Hindi have eluded me, beats me how... can't know everything rite?

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

Subha Chobti Hai Meri Ankho Mai...

Andhera Hum Safar Lagta Hai...

Teri De HOvi Tanhayoon Ka Ye Alam Hai..

Ki Tujh Se Milte Hove Bhi Dar Lagta Hai...

Mujhe Maloom Nahi Husn Ki Tarif Magar..

Meri Nazar Mai Hassin Woh Hai Jo Tujh Jaisa Hai..

You guys don’t believe, I had written all these beautiful words, in remembrance of someone who was very special to me.. Enjoy :-))))

A.Quddus

Words,are the most,powerful drug used by mankind*

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

rayyz se hafta vasooli will be free ticket for the next venue....haa haa haa....

happy heart

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By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

Sach mai.. yaar kyun confuse hoo pata nahi... itne sare profiles yaad rakhna mere leye bahoot tuff job hai.. I am so sorry Bahen Jii........

Aur iss Dil mai kya rakha Hai... Bahen ke siva har ek rishta hai.. hey hey just kidding...

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Kya han bhai! Hafta vasooli ke liye aaya hai kya?

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By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

kya quds..homework nahi karta hai...profile pada karo.ggggggggrrrrrrrrrr

yahaan pe aurtein bhi hai.bhai nahi re behen....sheeesh i remember that javed jaffri song of bombay boys.....where he says at the end....kya bhai bhai karta hai...bhai nahi behen. something like that.

happy heart

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By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

Good Morning bhai...

I know bhai..I am not there..I thought there would be some laws which you can take against your owner, if he/she is not following the rules. But as you said I understand that, you dont have options so let's pay as they are demanding.

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

pls lets not talk about death...my pal colt is still cracking with my words.i actually wanted to mention shaitan ki khala and buddhi bukkad.......then felt it would be too strong.....so left it. woh bhi kya yaad rakhegi.

this rent thing makes me real angry becasue so many indians and other asians are really suffering becasue of it.

i feel its real cruel that people who have been independant have to resort to sharing accom becasue of the rents or send their families back becos they cant manage the rents. its inhuman.whats the point of the men earning here and sitting in family positions if they can have their families with them.

kad akkal aayega in logon ko.

hey colt.....are you originally from mumbai or settled there...which brings me to my question of where are you originally from?

soft2007...........i think you came here after a long time.werent you searching for a school for your kid? was that you?

happy heart

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By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Sorry to hear about the rent hike! I can feel for you. Been house hunting myself, its crazy out there!

Check out this thread, might just help :

http://www.qatarliving.com/node/10020

So much for the talks these arabs keep doing of haraam and halaal. Isn't this haraam, extracting money out of helpless? If this isn't then I believe taking interest on money from bank deposits is way much better! Atleast we aren't leeching a helpless person.

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By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

You cracked me up with your use of the word "bukkad"... I din know what it really meant until my wife recently used it during our conversation and I was like... wohoaaa!!! wat is dat... and she explained to me what it meant and how she used that word as a kid... it kinda tickled me and I kept calling her "bukkad".. for fun ah... lol!!!

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

I was shocked when heard about the mysterious death of Bob Woolmer...But still I didn't understand how was it happened? Does it was a natural death, or murdered?

Why Inzemam decided to hang his ODI career? I would believe that, it should be internal politics inside the team.

Any thoughts??

A.Quddus.

*words, are the most, powerful drug used by mankind*

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

bachcha you are not here so its easy to talk about taking action and all.

for example: the year they passed a decree of 10% hike only...my landlady increased my rent by 50% and when we brought it to her atention she refused to acknowledge the rule..saying she hasnt heard of it at all and if we wish to stay we can stay with the hike or else leave.they know very well leaving isnt the option for most families.

this year that shaitan has only hiked it 10% because she knows she is getting her big chunk. she by her own real estate earns a million riyals a month.and she gets bukkad by the day.

i had seen your posts earlier which is why everyone was advising you to come here in a decent post with accom provided.

happy heart

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By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

The thing is that this is now considered a new contract, so the owner can fix the price he wants. Earlier, my contract was with Al-hajri real estate and not the owner...

As far as sharing accom goes, I know of a couple who have a 2 bedroom apt and have a paying guest with them. They charge him 2K for that furnished bedroom, but it's nera Muntaza, not airport area... single rooms or sharing are all within that range 2-2.5K or even 3K sometimes...

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

why am i awake this early.....well had to force my son to wake up. practice session for scholl starting next week or 10 days later.

he refused to open his eyes...i can just imagine his state when he has to go to school. oh my poor baby is becoming big...i am going to have a major seperation anxiety attack.

yup M&B is mills n boon.just love them still.i collect them so have a mini collection. my dad has his eyes on it to give it off free to ICC. hee hee......he wont find them....and moreover he knows i love those books.

happy heart

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By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

How your owner can raise the rent? As you were paying 3k, he should get an agreement on the same rent. Can you take any action on this?

Adding, how much a single room, kitchen will cost in old airport road or in sharing family accommodation?

By soft2007• 9 years 8 months ago.
soft2007

COM'on guys & gals, make this forum all time high. We are one step away from. Though I do not contribute much.

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Oh I forgot to mention about my rent... in brief... last year (Jan '06) I rented this really nice 1 bedroom apartment (new building) from this Real Estate - Al Hajri... for 3K/month... half way thru the RE guys had a problem with the owner and so the owner filed a court case and the court put up notices in the bldg, that any payments henceforth shud be paid to the court directly... My contract expired in Dec06 and so I paid the rent to the court.

Now the bldg is gone back to the owner (he won the case) and so he's making new contracts for everyone... last nite when I went to finalise the amount..... its 4.5K/month now....waaaaaaaa!!!! Oh apparantly the bldg belongs to the Emir's nephew... Shk Khalid Bin Hamad Al Thani...

4.5K for an u/f 1 bdroom apt is way too much... but I dun have a choice... I will be signing the cheques by the 26th Mar '07...

If you guys know of anything, lemme know... whewwww!!!

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

A very Good Morning to All....

Ray: We had a 3 days holiday, yesterday was a festiv called UGADI, its a kanad festival, starting of a religious new year for them. so after 3 days weekend, today again back to workstation.

So how are you guys doing??

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

M&B = Mills & Boons... i'm guessing???

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Guys sorry to ask. What's M&B? Could it be any worse than chacha chaudhary?

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By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Hello people!

Great win by India yesterday! Hope they go on to beat Sri Lanka and don't think Bongs could beat Bermuda but such a big margin to stay in the hunt for Super 8's.

Colt: Dude I hope all went well with your house contract renewal. I wonder for how long could a landlord keep on increasing the legal "10%" each year? There's gotta be a ceiling for a 2 or 3 BHK apartment. Moreover, the older flats are deteriorating by the day, so where's the depreciation? We might soon get to a point where this 10% hike each year could actually take the rent to higher than a brand new one!! LOL

NTN: It's peace from my side as well for now. Too bad we couldn't live upto your expectations guys for yet another day of war of the words. I'll get along a shield, if we ever decide to meet up.

Han: My favorites will have to be Kamasutra, Moods and Durex :) Ooops! we're talking of books is it? Got deviated from the topic after naming the first one. Am not much into books really, last one I read was a biography on Michael Schumacher prolly 3-4 years back. However, I do resort to a lot reading material from few of my favorite sites each morning on the web, Also enjoy checking on wikipedia and yahoo answers randomly.

Quddus: Where did you disappear after the weekend bro? Welcome back from the hibernation.

Lemonfart: It isn't funny anymore. I'm sure your husband/boyfriend appreciates you being dirty filty and all that, but it gets really gross after some time, especially when those filthy words come from a woman in an asexual way!

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By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Guys... I'm all red-eyed and blurry dis morning coz I was..................... WATCHING THE MATCH......yaaayyyyy!!!!

I know it was Bermuda, but hey, WTF, at least we have a record to our credit...

Wake up guys, rise and shine... NTN, Ray, Kuddus, Neo, SD, LF, Han, Hassen...

Han... M&b.... M&B???? I think my sisters read them in senior school or sumthing... hey, psst... I still love reading dem Tinkle comics... ssshhhh!!! LOLZ!!!

By its_quddus• 9 years 8 months ago.
its_quddus

Good Morning to All..Have a pleasent and wonderful day ahead!!

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

whats your favorite novel?

best book you last read or favourite author?

not sure if i should mentione mine.....my favorite author is arthur hailey....but my favorite read is.....M&B's......absolute stress free......ya go ahead and giggle.

besides that my favorites reads are readers digest, cosmopolitan, prevention, health, good housekeeping, national geographic(been some time since i could read this one properly)

happy heart

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By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

its gonna be another BIG BANG when ray and ntn finally meet and that meeting is definitely gonna happen soon....cant wait for that major event.nice to see the war of words going on.

looks like everyones doing good here today...

one thing is for sure...a few free tickets to major events is on the game plan here.ray, ntn....pls make note:-D

not in tune today..so will check up later.

looks like we have a new addict here........mr. colt.enjoy pal.

happy heart

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By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Colt .Thanks for wishes . I guess its part of day on this thread .... :)

Good luck with your contract.have a nice evening

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Hey guys... i'm outtie in bout 5... nice talking to yall today... need to go and get my house rent fixed this evening for my new contract... So please pray for me.. :-P

NTN - glad you're on the peace track for now... good luck with the moving.

Ray, SD, Neo, Han, Hassen, Kuddus etc. see yall tomorrow...

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

chalo something good came out our little ...... u were able to deattach from saddness .I agree Bob was great guy . :( I think i also overreacted becoz i m tried of these question hanging on me .Lets draw our peace till another day when we decide to pick on each other yet again and provide entertainment unlimited to everybody else on this thread .

Btw i m not there to prove anything .so lets CHILL :)

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

I did all kindsa music, right from Elvis, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin to Enrique, Santana, Brian Adams, Rickey Martin etc...and yeh I did rap a bit too, was particularly good at Ice Ice Baby and Informer... would def love to meet your band and probably belt out a few track at your practice session...

Ray - Dude, I was hoping to get some (free) e4u... it's not always bout the money rite?

LF - If I cut the B from the BASS I'm sure loads of jaw dropping men wud pay mucho fuloos to come watch you perform... lol! Oops I feel one coming... just had some nice lunch...

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

Colt I dont know about BASS but cut the (B)ASS and let the rest remain afterall doesnt the my nick raise a stink? coming to think of it, i dont mind performing cos of the kind of music you get to hear now days..I think a fart would sound much beter.

Thanks for the the welcome RAY, I think you should better look into your own matters rather then putting fingers in other ppl's Assh***s, cos if they finally prove who they realy are? then you have no other choice but to sniff your own fingers..yewwwwww..eeekssss

Being a woman I'm all support for NTN..Girl power rules!

coming to think of it..I wonder where r the rest of the guys gone..Neo..Hassen, guys I hope you havent covered your eyes aswell.

HAPPY FART! (_,_)

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FART safely cos someone somewhere is anxiouly waiting for your stink.

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

Coltsure man, we have a gig for one of teh leading bank in Doha, i vill definately introduce u to our band members, we been planing for almost 6 yearsz by now. mostly from indopak songz. soemtimez we do eng stuff too, mostly rock n pop genre, like Eagle, Gunsn'rozez, brian, enriqe and so on... form bandz to solo artist everything..wat'z ur genre?

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Dude you're really having good fun eating popcorn at work and reading these posts! Man we should charge you for providing free entertainment. Dang NTN and I are really sticking to it, feeding people with entertainment (E4U)!

Like NTN said, tera bhi number jaldi aayega. LOL

My day ended on a very sad note last nite after reading Bob's demise. I really admired that guy and was a frequent visitor to his website. Even began my day reading more info on his death, but thanks to global warming in this thread, I was able to detract my attention to something else. Thanks NTN!

Lemonfart : Welcome back. You only resurface when there's some controversy? Didn't know indigestion was another name for controversy cos thats when people fart! Hehehehe

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By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Wowowow! Someone's top is gonna get blown off in here. Could someone switch off the gas before the pressure cooker explodes?

I, ME, MYSELF... isn't this the world getting to? The tough ones survive, rest lick asses! Which world are you talking about?

As far as being perfectionist is concerned, no one is perfect, I never claimed I was, and you know that well too. Infact, I am quite looking forward to the launch of new QL band and their videos on MTV :) That will gauge someone's level of perfection or emptiness.

As far as question marks are concerned, its hanging over your head sweetheart! All that I asked a few questions about Kuwait and you shot into the outer space like I pulled a plug from a pressurized air balloon.

Sense of humor isn't anyone's registered domain. Everyone is free and entitled to use it, provided they know how to! Very few have the charm and wit to go along with it and you very well know who does and doesn't.

So chillout and prove yourself before you speak too much. Welcome to Qatar!

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By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Join the band hun... you'll make a great Bass player... lol... finally a woman who I can compete with... LOLZ!!!

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

Hey guys..I'm finally feling fine.

Was in a good sleep and just woke up with a kind of tremor..u know the kind you realease before you to Sh**

I got online and saw it really happening..sems like some ppl in here are really gonna fart loud and this is gonna leave a unbearable stink!

Colt cover your snacks and the rest of you cover yrself..cos not every1 fart in flavours..unlike me ;-)

HAPPY FART!

FART safely cos someone somewhere is anxiouly waiting for your stink.

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

I read bout your gig... kewl stuff dude... so wat kinda English songs do you guys play? maybe if I know some, I cud jam up with your band for some practice, if it's ok with you... Oh BTW... I used to sing at the Marriott on WED nites bout 3 years ago when they had the Karaoke sessions... was kinda nice.

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Thats nice to know about your gigs ,I m sure you r looking for getting back to music again .

'With ray and me around 'thats a wrong statement .Ray has exclusive rights on most of things .PERFECTION U SEE!!!!!

But surely if i can do anything would be nice .

As far as getting hot here , dont even bother its usual way i guess Ray starts his day on QL by picking on one or other ,today its me .U may get lucky tomm :)

Ray -joke was good.:)

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

There's always a calm before the storm... and my sixth sense (coz the other five dun work...lol!) tells me that it's gonna hit with a bang!... Please prove me wrong.

Ima grab some popcorn, juice and sit back now...

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

so just ignore this heat, it's usual part of global warming ;-D

ray, sardarji's joke is very nice!

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Is it getting hot in here, or do I have a fever?

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

I did a couple of gigs with Gary Lawyer at the turf club... did sing for this duo called Monty & Sharmilla for a nbr. of years... also sang for Rupert (he's now into Hindi films - lead guitarist)...

I'm sure we have talent in abundance on this thread itself... with you and Ray in the organising seats, what better cud we ask for once we're a well knit band... wat say Neo, Hassen?

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

who cant take humour in postive sense when it comes to them usually are the ones who enjoy ticking of people .R u one of those kinds ?I think so ,all i have seen you doing here is I ,ME ,MYSELF ......

I guess u r strong believer of the quote ...NOTHING IS PERFECT AND I M NOTHING !!!!!

Do you have a problem that Neo and Hassen have suggestion and trying to be helpful or do u have problem becoz u cant be of any ???? Jus a thought .

Unaware of your so called sense of humour which seems to be your exclusive right , i m sure our meeting wld be interesting if that happens

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

I'm glad you answered the first part, which has really put me at ease. I was on the verge of buying air tickets for Neo and Hassen to help you sort out your stuff, since they seem to be more keen than me!

It's quite easy to tick someone off isn't it? LOL. For sure it would be an interesting meeting, if it ever takes place! :)

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By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

If you can sit at work and figure out what am i doing why am i doing ,how i m managing, then it is lil more easier for me to do it from home !!!!!! Just a question .

As far as your concern for my PC and connection is ....my laptop goes with me ,and connection is on till i leave so dont worry ,but thanks for ur concern :)

Rest of your questionnaire lets keep it off till/if we meet .

Put your apprehension at rest .No point getting edgie with me, dont u think ????

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

yaar NEO! investment we might open a restaurant for you to operate :) jokes apart i spoke to d band n we all agreed if ur wrk is satisfactory and you are serious so we might get a workstation to do all deez tasks! as band's investment. samjha!

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Really surprised that you are leaving in next few days with so much packing to be done and you still have time to log on the net :)

When are you getting your PC packed up and home telephone/DSL line disconnected?

A very very good friend of mine in Kuwait is involved in Event Management there. Very recently he had Abhijeet Sawant, Chitra and Navin Prabhakar preforming there. I wonder if you've heard of him?

What kind of events have you hosted in Kuwait and what is your company's name, if I may ask? :)

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Buick's new car is called 71.

It carries two in the front and 69 in the back

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By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

very nice letter hassen.

what kind of investment u're talkin about? seq. is not an issue.

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

it is .I guess its a long process :) No I m not in India .Events Going good ,i have to miss couple of them becoz of this move . Yup looking out for new singers and bands that is going on .....

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

ah! shiftin iz a real headache i know! may u get over it soon :) so u arn't in india rite now? how'z your event mang. iz goin on? ne new talent in row?

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Much .Some maramari with packers .And sorting last min hiccups ,school docs and other docs and all such stuff .

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

Thanks NTN! beacuze i m too bz with wrk n xtra work :) dnt have much time for music but still trying over things to cope up some how. so wat at ur side? ne thing new?

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

23rd March that means coming friday .Good i guess with music there small or big as far as doing for the love of music .So Neo getting all ready for gig .Good luck guys .

Look forward to hearing you guys sing.

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

NTN! so far noffin as such having a small music scene on 23rd march at Pakistani school, just have to play few national songz n later we r having a show for teh bank in DOha who are our main sponsors. there we will be playing all english songs. so dat wat i m up with muzic, i have introduced NEO with my band yesterday n i wish he will add his effort to make a gud music :)

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

Cousin Banta

Jallandhar

Dear Banta,

I'm writing this real slow cause I know you can't read very fast. We

don't live where we did when you left. We read in the paper that most accidents

happen within 10 miles of home, so we moved.

I won't be able to send you our new address cause the last family that

lived here took the house numbers with them so they wouldn't have to change

their address.

This place has a washing machine. The first day mama put four shirts

in, pulled the chain and we have not seen them since.

Its only rained here twice this week. Three days the first time and

five days the second time.

I know its cold where you are so we're sending you a coat. Ma said it

would be too heavy to mail with them buttons on it, so we cut them off and put

them in the pockets.

We got a letter from the funeral home. They said if we don't make the

last payment on grandma's funeral bill, up she comes!

My sister had a baby this morning. I haven't heard whether it's a boy

or a girl, so I don't know if I'm an uncle or an aunt.

Uncle Balbir fell in the big whiskey vat. When they tried to pull him

out, he fought them off, so he drowned. We cremated him and he burned for

three days.

Cousin Santa

Ludhiana.

P.S : I was planning to enclose the money that I owe you with this envelope,

but I had already sealed this by then.

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

How are you ?Yup true talent and talented ppl .......GOOOOODDDD .

Whats happenin with you ?How is music thing going ?

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

hello every one, SALAM, NAMASTAY

to all of my great buddies here :)

yah NTN we have so much of talented ppl aroun here :)

NEO bachay, get your hand run on seq, we can invest too for a workstation. wud be a great deal :)

Colt, wassup man! howz life aroun ?

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

I m coming to Qatar shortly . Which bands did u play with in Bombay ?Looks like we have lot of music lovers on this thread :) Great to know that .

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
Rating: 3/5
neo

yeah colt has a very nice sardarji's jokes collection.

i'm a bit unez bcz of the nature of assignments i've these days. i'm a J2EE and Oracle (SQL, PL/SQL) guy and i've been given tasks to handle Oracle E-Business Suite also Oracle Forms and Reports. Taking care of 3 ppl work.

Ur kiddo wil miss them all once she is here. But it won't take much time for her to make friends in doha.

Wish u good luck!

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

maybe forming a QL band would be a great idea... or maybe an INDOPAK band... I sang professionall in Bombay for like 7-8 years and did a couple of gigs here as well... I miss the band scene here and excuse me, but dunestock was not upto my expectations... sorry folks, the quality of sound was sad, my car speakers sound better... but the overall organising was great, din feel like I was in Qatar...

Ray, were you der at the dunestock? Wats your take bout it?

NTN, I gather you're gonna be on the move... coming to Qatar, or leaving?

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Some good jokes on here ,thanks to you and colt .Ya me busy with packing and last min stuff . How r things at your end .all ready to play the keyboard after 11 years .I guess stuff that we learn becoz we love it we never forget so u ll do good .

My kiddo is busy with saying byes to her teacher and friends whom she loves .Its hard for kids to part with friends .

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

it's nice 2 hear dat u also play guitar. i'm learnin guitar in fact. i used to play keyboard "sequencin", i used to have 2 local bands in pakistan we performed various shows in our city "faisalabad". the band names were "V-7 & Slash".

let's meet sometime nd we see where we all stand, may be we can come up wid a QL band ;-)

hassen is already part of a band named "Chords".

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

this post is only 4colt, others plz don't read... :-)

colt, here is de joke.

*** CENSORED ***

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

That was really funny... BTW, I read that you play the guitar... I too play, but it's been really long that I last played... and Oh, not to mention, I have forgotten most of the chords of songs... I used to play in the college band initially, after that I went into singing... now I croak...

so where's everyone today?

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

a sad start of de day :-(

ev1 has do die 1day... be good to others, do good deeds, don't break hearts, don't get so bz in de worldly matters dat u 4get to remember Allah coz he is watchin us and we'll be helpless if our time comes b4 we truely repent.

colt, it's ok man, it was just a fun, koi baat nahin tum aur ray ek hi meal se kaam chala lena ;-)

howz ev1? hassen, must make sure 2day bout sequencer coz i need some time to come into flow again (11 years is a pretty long period).

sd, red pill, no show??

han, ray, ntn how r u 2day?

ntn, r u done wid ur packin stuff, howz ur kid?

see u folks around!

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Yeh, I heard bout Bob Wolmer and also bout Dhoni's new house being stoned or sumthing like that... kinda sad... I mean although India played like a**wipes, no reason for our public to go ballistic and resort to violence at the players homes/families... very appalling...

Ray, the only reason I was hinting t'wards a casual meeting was, that having just joined the site, I haven't been out with any of you and kinda felt inappropriate to just intrude for Neo's treat.

NEO... I din read the Sardar's wife joke that you're talkin bout... hope you post it again for me... thanx! since you're at it... a couple more for you... smart Sardars...

Customer : Waiter, do you serve pigs?

Sardar : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

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Lady : Is this my train?

Station Master (Sardar) : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .

Station Master (Sardar) : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

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SD, Han, NTN, Hassen, Kuddus etc... Good Day!

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Everyone .It is very sad day with sad news of bob woolmer death . He was quite a professional and a very composed person .:(

Is any work/interest worth this Stress and tension ??????

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Pakistan Cricket Coach Bob Woolmer dead. News channels says either he had a heart attack or consumed poisonous substance.

http://content-gulf.cricinfo.com/wc2007/content/current/story/285940.html

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

yaar DIl pay nahin laina! haath main :)

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

Langar lage ga jitno ko chahe le ana, roti ki tension hi nahin ;-)

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

Did u get the chance of one sardar joke i posted on other forum in which he asks his wife to say something which could make him equally happy and sad, if not let me know i bet u won't be able to control ur lolz :-D

for now:

sardar ji was painting his house, suddenly his friend comes and looks at sardarji wearing two coats. he asks "Sardar Ji Ae Ki?" means what is dis? sardarji replies "Oye khoteya, ae par dabbay te, likhya wa Paint with Double Coat" means you donkey, read on the contain it's written Paint With Double Coat"

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

KHABARDAR! neo :) akailay akailay :)

ray bro itnay kum loog datz not fair for NEO! atleast 10 loog to houn :) yaar neo i know wat r u really thinking :) bus yaar Rooti ka mamla hai lol

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

Ray, tujhe to main baad main poochon ga jo khud se announcements karta phir raha hai kon kon shamil hai aur kon nahin.

Well so far ray, hassen, me and colt are goin on guys day out. Hopefully on comin thursday even if no prob?

Raha sawaal babys day out to main akela he sub babys ko le kar chala jaoon ga! ;-D

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Colt: just chill out bro. Neo has openly expressed his desire to treat us all, whats ur problem? We can always go dutch later on. ;) LOL

If social gathering is really what you're keen on, then I'm sure you could always find one amongst your existing friends or office mates. Only reason I've agreed to meet up is cos of Neo's treat and to meet all these crazy/lovely people at the other end of dumb terminals.

Neo: Got your message. I still have my apprehensions. We'll wait and see. As for the place, I seriously think Chingari will be a rip off, I'll leave the place for you to decide. Not a sidey joint ofcourse!

Rest of the Gang: We still have to see who have counted themselves in, before finalizing the day and place. As of now we have : Neo, Ray, Colt, Hassen. Am I missing out on anyone else? I am planning to get my wife along provided she is in Doha on that particular day and also if the other ladies are joining in, else we could do it a guys day out!

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Buick's new car is called 71.

It carries two in the front and 69 in the back

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By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Well looks like a party time is ahead with everybody treating :) but guys we need more places then CHINGARI ,although i liked the place ,visited it last time i was in Doha .

Ray -U can have ur bit with motiv ,he is claiming it wrong !!! :) Baki toh Saksshat prakat ho ke hi prove karna padega .

Yes u read it right i m into events and music albums in India and Pakistan. Shall definately like to discuss with you ,you have been there and surely know the market well.

Hassen -Friday i would'nt be there.Neo so when is treat?Has date been finalised :)

Sardi jokes are good colt .

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

BTW, we have just officially moved to the No. 2 position in the "All time popular content" list... keep up the good work guys... Colt45 Out!!!

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Q: Why is the sardar standing at the doorway of the exam hall in this underpants?

A: Coz he is giving the 'entrance exam' where instructions are 'answer in brief'.

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4 men - a Marathi, Bengali, Gujrati and our Santa were being interviewed for a top job. With nothing to choose between them, the President told them over dinner that the decisive test would be carried out the following morning, with each candidate being asked the same question and the best answer would get them the job.

The next morning, first up was the Marathi. "Here's your question," said the President, "What's the fastest thing in the world?" Without hesitation, he replied "A thought, because it takes no time at all." "Very good answer," said the President.

Next up was the Gujrati, "What's the fastest thing in the world?" asked the president. "A blink," replied the Gujju almost instantaneously, "cos you don't think about a blink. It's a reflex." "Good answer," replied the president.

Next was the Bengali, "What's the fastest thing in the world?" asked the president. The Bengali thought for a moment, "Electricity, because you can flip a switch and 20 miles away a light will go on immediately." "That's a great answer," replied the president.

Finally, it was our Santa's turn. "What`s the fastest thing in the world?" asked the president. Scratching his head Santa replied: "Diarrhoea, because last night after dinner I was lying on my bed when I got these awful stomach pains and before I could think, blink or turn on the light....."

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While travelling a sardar was carrying a binocular with him.

But he never seemed to use it while looking outside the window.

A co-passenger who was travelling with him asked why he was carrying binoculars.

The sardar simply said... "I am on my way to see a distant relative."

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Once, a Hindu, a Sardar and an American were travelling in an

aeroplane. Suddenly, something went wrong and the engines stalled. They had no parachutes with them. So all the three of them decided to risk their lives and jump out of their planes.

First, the Sardar jumped out. He removed his turban, used it as a parachute and jumped. Using the turban he slowly floated down. Then the Hindu removed his dhoti and jumped out. Again his dhoti acted as a parachute and he also floated down gently. Seeing this, the American removed his shirt and pant and jumped out.

Unfortunately, they did not do well as a parachute and he began to fall rapidly from the plane to the ground. He passed by the Hindu who said " May Bhagwan help you".

Then he passed the Sardar. The Sardar looked at the American zooming past him and was puzzled. So he said - "I see! You want a race! Let us see who is faster"

Saying so, he let go of his turban.

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

NEo! treat! hmm yaar sorry yaaar ray count me in! :)

CHingari bachay no where else! as u promized! samjha kaya! beerru! chal get ready to wipe out ur pocket...

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

NEo! treat! hmm yaar sorry yaaar ray count me in! :)

CHingari bachay no where else! as u promized! samjha kaya! beerru! chal get ready to wipe out ur pocket...

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

These Sardar jokes sometimes have me in splits... now I guess thats gonna start a snowball of Serdi jokes to come... bring it on folks... lets have 'em...

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

i mean the treat, just final it now otherwise i may end up with bank courapcy if we delay ;-)

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

it was nice one colt.

"two sardar ji decides to quit using mobiles and use pegions instead. both buy a pegion and they start using communication by writing up a note and tieing it up to the pegion claw. and it was there daily routine. one day pegion comes and sardarji finds the note blank, he gets angry and picks up his mobile phone dial to second sardar and asks "Oye Ae Ki Si" means what was this? the other answers "Oye Khote Deya Putra Ae Miss Call Si" mean you son of a donkey, it was a miss call."

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

I dunno if Neo's treat is gonna happen, but count me in for a casual meet if you guys wanna... maybe we cud do a movie and dinner, or watever else suits you guys... we cud go dutch for starters and start the treating ball after that...

Or better still, why dun we hook up at a local place showing the WC (IND-SRI) this friday and take it from there?

Han, SD, Ray, Neo, NTN, Hassen, Kuddus, whoever else... Comments?

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

GREAT! LOL

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Rating: 5/5
Colt45

I just love dem Sardars jokes... lol.

Three Sardarji's went for a tour to singapore . They searched for

rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost floor of

a 100 floor hotel. After taking rest they started for a local visit.

While leaving the hotel, the manager informed them that they should

reach the hotel before 10.00pm or else lift will not be available and

they have to take the steps for which they agreed and went out.

After all the entertainment in the city, they reached back late at

10.30. Since lift was not available, they decided to take the stairways

under the condition that each sardarji has to tell a story that lasts for

33 floors so that they can reach the 100th floor without much trouble.

After first sardarji finished his story in 33rd floor, the third

sardarji said," I have a sad story to say, but i will tell at the end

only". Then second sardarji finished his story and the third

finished his story and finally they reached the 100th floor. Then

first sardarji asked what was the sad story.The third one said, "

I forgot the room key which is on the manager's table".

They once again started back to the first floor and this time the

second sardarji after crossing 33 floors from top said," I got a sad

story, but I will also say that at the end". They finally reached

the first floor and when asked about the sad story, the second

sardarji said, " The keys were in my pocket only".

With anger and full tired, they once again start from the first

floor.After reaching the 33rd floor, the third sardarji said, " I too

have a sad story, but I will say at the end only". Then they reached

the 100th floor and the second one asked the third sardarji

about the sad story, he replied:

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By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

check it out

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Neo: LOL. It's really easy to emotionally blackmail you. Now that a Pakistani brother wants to stand by his words and treat us, how much could I deny and miss this opportunity to cream his wallet?

Guys let's decide once and for all whether we wanna have that treat from Neo or not? If yes, when and where? After all the deliberations, I think I'm kewl with meeting up with people from the Indo-Pak thread. If there's no reply received to this poll, then I guess the answer by default would have to be a NO. Following week, NTN claims to be arriving in Doha, so it's gonna be her treat. After that I promise next treat to be mine! We'll decide who comes next. Oh almost forgot, Shraddhay promised a treat as well, so that's gotta fit somewhere in between.

Han: Were you dreaming that I must be busy at work, for I have posted like 6 times more than you since morning! You didn't even cheer for Kimi's win today! Whatta sad fan.

NTN: Thanks for your appreciation of my long reply about women. If you are for real, I'm gonna have an interesting talk with my good friend Motiv8r, cos he still claims something else. LOL. I remember reading your involvement with event management in India, would be interesting to share ideas and discuss few possibilities.

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Buick's new car is called 71.

It carries two in the front and 69 in the back

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www.e4u.name.qa

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

yaar dekh if u wanna take treat now, u won't be able to get treat once my family is here, is dat okay wid u? if so, lets plan for this week! aur ab ke taal matol kiya to phir bhool jana beta, no treat at all!!

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Acha beta. Ek Pakistani ki zubaan dekh li humne. Aur ooncha boloon ya itna kaafi hai?

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Buick's new car is called 71.

It carries two in the front and 69 in the back

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www.e4u.name.qa

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

han, this is not fair, ya to abhi sub ko treat mile gi nahin to tum bhi baad main khana.

hassen, what u say on dis?? ab meri side par ho kar mujhe support kar, don't remind me my promisses.

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

me is switching off now.

take care.....see you guyz later.

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By han19• 9 years 8 months ago.
han19

aila .......i typed so much and nothing turned up here.

crap...anyway had a talk with SD...boyz.....pls no troubling her..she has promised to take me wherever i want in her new dhanno:-D better answer the call now.

ntn.....nice to hear from you pseudo gal....hee hee.come here quick.

ray has been very busy in the office tpday...looks like he loaded with work...take rest ray...thoda chill karo..itna kaam achcha nahi hai.

hassen, neo.....whats up buddies.

colt...nice to see you active here.

where is LF...missing her in action.looks like shes all cleared up.

happy heart

drive safe because someone is waiting for you at home

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Once a sadhu baba (Sage) went to a prostitute. He finished the business and was preparing to leave. Suddenly, the prostitute asks, "Baba, paise?"

Baba replies, "Pagli, tujhse paise thodi loonga!?"

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Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the

itch is inversely proportional to the reach

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www.e4u.name.qa

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

"Neo: Shraddhay's tread reminds me that someone still promised us a treat and its still pending."

Awaaz nahin aa rahi, thora ooncha bol!!

You're welcome ntn, it was nice to here your sweet lovely voice :-) (ray kaisa hai tu??)

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

I guess i have to but was just trying get the idea. 20K !!!!!

I really dont get why are there more fully furnished flats and villa there ,then U/F or S/F .Anybody with views?

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

Thanks Ray!

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

SD baita! dnt worry we eat a lot when t comez to TREAT :) **

so dnt keep us on hold a loot! more we wait more it will b a lozz over u! :P *darna mana hai*

NTN! i did asked a RE agent he have a villa for 20K, but furnshed, he also offerd me for one portion of a D/S villa but totally independent i mean u can take either the lower or teh upper portion for almost in ur range, but to take any decizion u have to b here for immediate act. so i prefer letz hold till you land here, wat do u say? so dat u can decide on time.

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Sure shall meet up . Jokes or no jokes!!!!

Well what can we say about match ,it was awful as understated as it can be That was indeed a long mail .....so much of effort to just ............. hhmmm whatever.Some of replies were great thou

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Lemme jump in a bit since Ray started it... just a few... i think its really funny... all in good humour, not directed at anyone in particular...

Your last name stays put.

MY WIFE STILL HAS HER LAST NAME PUT AND SERIOUSLY I DUN GIVE A DAMN.

The garage is all yours.

THE KITCHEN IS ALL YOURS, NO ARGUEMENT THERE...

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

TATS WHAT INLAWS ARE FOR...

You can be President.

YOU'LL TRY AS MUCH TO BE THE HOME MINISTER

You can never be pregnant.

YOU CAN NEVA KNOW WAT IT IS TO HAVE BLUE BALLS!

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

WUD U EVEN UNDERSTAND IF HE TOLD YOU THE TRUTH?

Same work, more pay.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

SAME MISTAKE AND WE GET A EARFULL

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

DATS OUR WAY OF SAYING... "GOOD FOOD" NOW IF WE DUN DO THAT U'D THINK WE DUN APPRECIATE YOUR COOKING!

One mood all the time.

ABSOLUTELY... HORNY 24/7... (love dat one)

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

STOP GOSSIPING BOUT THE WORLD

You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.

WE CAN ALSO OPEN BRA HOOKS... JUST LIKE DAT WITH A CLICK...

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

THINK OF THE PEOPLE WHO DUN HAVE FEET.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

YOU CAN SPORT THE BRITNEY LOOK TOO...

You only have to shave your face and neck.

WHAT ABOUT THE CROTCH... YOU FORGETTING THAT?

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

36DD CAN HIDE EVERYTHING. TRUST ME

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
Rating: 2/5
rayyz

1. www.bwtorrents.com (best seeds available)

2. www.desitorrents.com (next best)

3. www.idesir.com (lot of leechers here)

The first two used to be free earlier on. But now registeration is only by invitation from an existing member or you pay $10. The last one is still for free I think.

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Buick's new car is called 71.

It carries two in the front and 69 in the back

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www.e4u.name.qa

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

Good morning people!

Wow, that post was long for sure. Kimi wins the F1 GP!!!! (No comments on India Pak losses).

Neo: Shraddhay's tread reminds me that someone still promised us a treat and its still pending.

Colt: Yo whats up bro! Thanks for the welcome. You're really keen on Shraddhays car and the treat. I hope your wife is equally interested in them ;) LOL

NTN: I would love to see you in person in Doha. No jokes!

Shraddhay: Many congratulations on your new car! Way to go 4WD girl! Just don't end up banging this one alrite (God forbid). :P

Rest of the Gang: Cheers on a Ferrari win today. Woolmer, Chappell, India and Pak team deserve to get an umbrella opened up their asses.

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Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left

will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

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www.e4u.name.qa

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Just packing and goodbyes .Packers are doubtful about dvd's getting cleared at doha ,so they r yet to confirm.accomdation No news ,There is post here by aaliyah for my classified ,but i m unable to get thru her number .I m trying ,she said she has 3B/r i had posted 10000 as rent .Hope i get thru her .

By shraddhay• 9 years 8 months ago.
shraddhay

ofcourse i remember hassen.. last time u had to make do wid a burger!lol

lets wait end of the month

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

NTN! noffin as such! so, watz goin on in life, u must b very bz in paking n stuff! ne newz regd. the accommodation!?

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

Hay ray! wat waz dat site from where you can download Indian movies?? can i have dat site address?

By rayyz• 9 years 8 months ago.
rayyz

ALRITE HAN (AND OTHER WOMEN IN THE HOUSE!)... HERE IT IS FINALLY.

Your last name stays put.

NOT NECESSARILY. IF A WOMAN HAS COURAGE TO FIGHT OUT HER RIGHTS SHE SURE CAN DO IT! FEW EXAMPLES : SHEIKHA MOZAH STILL CARRIES AL-MISNAD AS HER FAMILY NAME. ANJELINA JOLIE IS STILL THE SAME AND HER KIDS ARE CALLED JOLIE-PITT.

The garage is all yours.

OKAY SO? WHAT WOULD THE LADIES DO IN THE GARAGE ANYWAY?

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

I GUESS THE CREDIT WoulD GO TO MY GUY FRIENDS FOR TAKING CARE OF ALL THE ARRANGEMENTS. MEN MAKE BETTER FRIENDS!

Chocolate is just another snack.

WHOEVER ASKED YOU ALL TO TAKE A SNACK SO SERIOUSLY?

You can be President.

NO ONE STOPPED YOU TO BE ONE. THATS ANOTHER THING YOUR INTELLECT MAY NOT QUALIFY TO BE ONE.

You can never be pregnant.

YOU DONT HAVE TO SHAVE EVERY DAY!

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

NO ONE STOPPED YOU FROM DOING THAT. INFACT WE'D BE HAPPIER IF WOMEN STARTED DOING THAT.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

GROCERY SHOP WORKER WILL TELL YOU THE TRUTH

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

WE SERIOUSLY WONT' STOP YOU FROM JOINING THE CLUB. DIRTIER THE MERRIER

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

FEW THINGS REQUIRE COMMON SENSE. NO ONE TAUGHT YOU WHAT TO DO ON THE WEDDING NIGHT!

Same work, more pay.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

YEAH THEY BETTER DO!

Wrinkles add character.

YEAH SO MUCH FOR THOSE ANTI-WRINKLE BEAUTY PRODUCTS! YOU LOSE CHARACTER AS WELL AS MONEY.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

WONT MIND MY 2ND BRIDE IN A BIKINI ON A HAWAIIAN ISLAND.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

OH I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE SO VOLUPTOUS! WHAT SIZE ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE? LOL. WELL NEITHER DO THEY STARE AT YOUR CROTCH WHILE TALKING TO YOU. :)

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

EVEN MORE BETTER AFTER SPICY FOOD. YAY YAY! CHEERS!

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

THEY ACTUALLY DO!WELCOME TO PLANET EARTH!

One mood all the time.

YES, ALWAYS HAPPY. OH WERE WE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE? DIRTY DIRTY!

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

Q-TEL PULSE IS 1 MINUTE. PLEASE DON'T FLATTER US SO MUCH. WE TRY TO UTILIZE THE ENTIRE MINUTE MOST OF THE TIME.

You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.

MEN MEN MEN! WE RULE THE EARTH!

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

FOR SURE... COS SHE USUALLY INVITES ME AFTER EVERYONE IS GONE, FOR THE LATE NITE DRINK AND A HUMP.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

I STILL CANT FIGURE OUT WHY WOMEN WEAR PANTIES. YOU DONT HAVE TO SUPPORT ANYTHING THATS HANGING. IMAGINE MEN WEARING BRA'S FOR SUPPORTING NOTHING!

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

WRONG!

You almost never have strap problems in public.

YOU DONT HAVE ERECTION PROBLEMS IN PUBLIC EITHER.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

WELL WHAT ARE YOU FOR? IRON THEM ALL OVER AGAIN DAMMIT!

Everything on your face stays its original color.

VERY DIFFICULT TO IMPROVE PERFECTION

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

WRONG. I JUST GOT BLONDE STREAKS DONE TO MY HAIR FROM BANGKOK

You only have to shave your face and neck.

AND HOW OFTEN????

You can play with toys all your life.

I KNOW ONE TOY THAT WOMEN LIKE TO PLAY ALL THE TIME!

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

36D CAN HIDE EVERYTHING. TRUST ME

One wallet and one pair of shoes. One color for all seasons.

ITS 2007. MEN ACTUALLY HAVE BETTER SENSE OF CLOTHING AND CHOICE! WAKE UP.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

IF YOU GET US BY THE BALLS, OUR HEARTS AND MINDS WILL FOLLOW. NO MATTER HOW UGLY YOU ARE.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

HOW VAGUE IS THAT? ITS LIKE... WOMEN DONT HAVE TO WAKE UP EARLY TO GOTO WORK.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

NO ONE STOPPED YOU FROM GROWING 'EM. THEN WE ALL CAN HANG OUT AS "MEN".

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

OH ITS QUITE SIMPLE ACTUALLY. WATCHES FOR MEN AND PERFUMES FOR WOMEN... FOR ANY OCCASSION, NOT JUST X'MAS.

You don't freak-out when you go to a party and see another man wearing the same shirt, instead you become buddies.

NO WAY... THATS WHY I RARELY BUY CLOTHES FROM SPLASH

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Buick's new car is called 71.

It carries two in the front and 69 in the back

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www.e4u.name.qa

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

Thanks for welcoming again :) .But you still THINK !!!!! :))

Thanks Neo.

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Hey Rayyz... I see you online... welcome aboard..

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

I'll agree with Qate on that one... was kinda nice to read... come to think of it, we men are actually happier yeh... One thing for sure I am happy about being man is that I dun havta wax my facial hair or other body hair... yikes... hats off to you women... and you can imagine some that go for the bikini wax...eeoowwww!!!!

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

SD!!! Treat Treat Treat!!!!!!!

u have one in pending list too :P i hope u rem dat dont need to recall here again :)

NTN i just spoke to Neo n i think i hve to take a quit over my confuzion :) wat do u say! welcoem again !

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Paks are written off, but the Indians still stand a chance and I prefer to be a li'l optimistic on that one... so for now, we'll just havta condole with the paki boys... hey do you guys remember the sms's that were flying around during the previous WC when India beat Pakistan... some of dem were really funny... lol!!!

Shraddhay... that a kewl car, I know its powerful, so I better stay away from you, or else I'll be eating your dust..;-)

By qatexpat• 9 years 8 months ago.
qatexpat

That's a good and decent piece actually. Most such compilations tend to be on the raunchier side, but this one is good for all to read.

Of course, every word of it is true !!! Sorry ladies, we men are always a happier lot !!!

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

we can wait till then. but treat is due nd we won't let u go without it!!

By qatexpat• 9 years 8 months ago.
qatexpat

I think this is an appropriate thread where we can open a condolence book for both Indian and Pakistani users of QL to express their condolences at the early demise of their respective cricket teams in the world cup.

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

wish things could move faster ........As for your confusion :( what can i say

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

yaa i did! well, yaar tumhain khud pata hoga how do u really charge your clints?

By shraddhay• 9 years 8 months ago.
shraddhay

colt45 i bought a trailblazer..its powerful!

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Guys... I just figured out that not only is this thread numero uno on the "Todays popular content", its gaining momentum and climbing up the charts on the "All-time popular content" too...

Way to go folks... keep it up. so have guys like met up or do you hang out every once in a while or wat... lemme know the scene...

BTW Shraddhay, whats the car you bought?

By shraddhay• 9 years 8 months ago.
shraddhay

hassen u had called yesterday.. sorry cudnt talk at tht time. working on the mail yaar..lekin cannot figure out..u help me out.

By anonymous• 9 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

Hellooo! evry1!

Congratz BAIMAN :) well played! izt it! guyz

n we r OUT of the sea too early! acha hi hoya, i m sure if dy vud have stayed dy must have lost so many other games too... :)

aur wat r u guyz planning for...? nething new in town lol! NTN ub aa bhee jayeyay mam/sir! (*confuzed)

neo batchay, bahour treat kha raha hai sabar kar ja :P

SD, gal wassup there! kahan gayeb hain, aur wherz dat detailed email?

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

I ll be there .And we can plan it that time .My dinner to everyone is also due :)

By shraddhay• 9 years 8 months ago.
shraddhay

ntn u will be in doha by the end of the month? shall plan a get together tab.. so all can meet wat say?

By shraddhay• 9 years 8 months ago.
shraddhay

brand new nahin hain its second hand.. jab tum kaho..

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

I guess so too.So u guys had a dust storm on friday.

And everybody here looking forward to party times from you. Except few like us who have joined in new ;)

By neo• 9 years 8 months ago.
neo

congrats 4ur brand new dhanno :-D

ziyada baat nahin, ye batao, kab aur kahan ikatthay hona hai treat ke liye!!

By shraddhay• 9 years 8 months ago.
shraddhay

the thing.. while shifting the stuff to the car bahut sand aur dust bhar gaya hai gaadi mein..coz it was horrible weather on friday.

me from malad..

By shraddhay• 9 years 8 months ago.
shraddhay

thanks NTN! wat i dont understand is y do they have overconfidence their performance in the earlier series with Sl n WI was ok ..phir..I guess india doesnt knw the way out so they are following pakistan for the route.

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

Yeh it's kewl to ask me watever, im ok with anything... mez from Bombay... Byculla to be exact and me wife's from Mahim...

On second thoughts, why do u need to wash a new car from the inside? besides... with all us faltoo's goin for the drive you think it's gonna remain clean inside... think again hun...

By nottoknow• 9 years 8 months ago.
nottoknow

on your freedom Shraddhay .:) It was first match and they underestimated bangla desh so it was there overconfidence .

By shraddhay• 9 years 8 months ago.
shraddhay

sure all r welcome.. now tht the weather is better! first need to wash the car inside out!

u r from bbay yah? where from bbay if its ok to ask?

By Colt45• 9 years 8 months ago.
Colt45

So now that you have your new car shraddhay, when are you doing the long drive thingie to break in the car... and wat a better way than to invite your QL buddies... I know I may not be included coz u dunno me for now, so I speak on behalf of my fellow companions here...

By shraddhay• 9 years 8 months ago.
shraddhay

over confidence? of wat? it was the first match for THE TEAM INDIA of WC yah they underestimated the opponent.

the funny part was.. the ads shown during the match was that of Pepsi hoo haa india..lol

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