What is the meaning of Mallu?
By anonymous • 5 years 10 months ago.

The word mallu has been used in QL for quite some time and honestly, I don't know the meaning of it.

I tried to search the meaning of mallu in the internet and I got the following;
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Welcum. We have compiled a small survey to determine the ‘mallu’ness of a person. So keep a pen and pad ready. answer truthfully and keep a calculator ready! At the end determine your scores and your ‘mallu’ness.

Q1. Do you think fried bananas are yum?

A.Of course.
B.Is it the same as Banana Chips?
C.Sometimes.
D.If I’m dying of hunger I can pass it off as a chocolate bar.

Q2. How many last names do you have?

A.1
B.More than 1
C.Dunno coz can’t pronounce it.
D.None

Q3. Describe your ideal man or woman?

A.Tall Dark and Handsome/ Latina 36-24-36
B.Boy/girl next door type
C.No ideal man or woman coz my parents will choose him\her for me
D.A homely south Indian youth with a job in the gelff!

Q4. What’s your favorite channel on TV?

A.God TV
B.MTV
C.Discovery travel and living
D.Asianet

Q5. Do you constantly differentiate yourself from other communities?

A.I don’t exactly know what I am, its so damn confusing
B.Who gives a damn
C.No coz people know I’m superior
D.Call me a madrasi and Ill kill you where you stand

Q6. Would you date a guy/gal with a name which sounds like Liju/lintu/liju/achu?

A.Are these even names?
B.of course not these are lower caste names
C.What’s in a name?
D.Achacha and amachi will be sooo proud of me!

Q7. Are you related to all the members in your community?

A.What kind of question is this? I will tell my elder cousin brother on my father’s uncle’s side to hit you.
B.Some of them
C.All Indians are my brothers and sisters
D.I try to stay as far as possible from my relatives

Q8. A catastrophe is:

A.Dooms day
B.Famine
C.Sambhar without potatoes
D.Death of Mohanlal

Q9. How many relatives do you have in the Gelff?

A.None
B.What is this place you keep referring to!
C.As an NRI in the UAE I find this question racist!
D.I’ll have to call my Achacha and answer this question

Q10. Do you think it is socially acceptable to wear a lungi in public?

A.What do you think I am? A doodhwala?
B.what the hell is a lungi?
C.My dad wears one at home but that’s as far as it goes
D.The problem with the world is that teenagers today like to wear pants!

Q11. What does ‘Ninte ammente thala’ mean?

A.Hey you’re just making up gibberish!
B.Badly written French
C.some madrasi language
D.Samarth samarth! Personal attack!!!

Q12. It’s sat. evening you got nothing to do, you’re friends call you to hang out. You…….

A. Ask them time and place!
B. You’re already out there
C. Would rather spend weekends relaxing at home
D. Ask mom who denies and tells you to ask dad who tells you to ask mom!

Q13. An ideal vacation would be:

A. A trip to a tropical paradise/virgin islands
B. Hill Station
C. Church Camp
D. Back home at your uncles daughters, moms aunties place in Kerala

Q14. What’s your favorite movie?

A. Meet the Parents
B. Anything with Mohanlal/Rajkumar/Mamooty/Rajnikanth in it
C. Anything good
D. Too many to name

Q15. Do you know what a spatula is?

A. Of course I do (it’s the big spoon isn’t it?)
B. that thing where you spit
C. Don’t know but still going for HM
D. Flattened Tarantula

Scoring

Q1- A.10 B.5 C.7 D.2

Q2- A.2 B.5 C.10 D.7

Q3- A.2 B.5 C.7 D.10

Q4- A.7 B.5 C.2 D.10

Q5- A.5 B.2 C.7 D.10

Q6- A.2 B.7 C.5 D.10

Q7- A.10 B.7 C.5 D.2

Q8- A.5 B.2 C.10 D.7

Q9- A.5 B.2 C.7 D.10

Q10- A.5 B.2 C.7 D.10

Q11- A.2 B.5 C.7 D.10

Q12- A.5 B.2 C.7 D.10

Q13- A.5 B.2 C.10 D.7

Q14- A.5 B.10 C.7 D.2

Q.15- A.7 B.5 C.10 D.2

Results

Less than 60- You are to Mallus what George bush is to rock music! Though it is good not be mallufied, try not to be racist (especially if u live in a place where mallus are in a majority)
61 to 90 – You have a good balance between your normal side and Mallu side. However this puts you in the gray area and therefore you are condemned to hell. So live your life to the fullest NOW.
91 to 120- you’re not a hardcore Mallu yet, there’s still hope for you, though you’re leaning on the white side there’s still a bit of black on you so technically are gray too! Hence you are on the damned side as well!! The choice is yours! Be a white Mallu (there’s no such thing all mallus are black) or be happy and g(r)ay.
More that 120- Welcome to the MVM club i.e. The Mallu Velya Makri Club. There’s no escaping it. You’re a Mallu through and through and have most probably gotten a score of 150. The good news is you aren’t in the gray but I guess that’s the silver lining to your gray, I mean black cloud. You win a candle light date at Sheikh Al Wahab Fruit Salad Menon’s Cafe in Yemen with Liju/Achu, where u will be a served a meal that consists of Sambhar (with potatoes of course) rice, fried bananas, jack fruits and coconut water for drinks! Goongraajulazens! Tenju ber

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By soniya• 5 years 10 months ago.
soniya

lol matet...did we really give u any kind of torture when we have used the word MALLU??

relax buddy...MALLUS are the short form of the people who stays in KERALA - SOUTHERN PART OF INDIA..The people who stays in kerala are known as MALYALEES and thus short form is MALLU..(no offence to others..i hope i m right with my information)

By anonymous• 5 years 10 months ago.
anonymous

Thanks for the information soniya. I tried to google the meaning of Mallu, but nothing come near to your answer.

By Visper• 5 years 10 months ago.
Visper

I asked the same question few days back.. Good thing u asked that question Matet cause i already forgot what Soniya, Rizks and other Qlers told me.. :P

By soniya• 5 years 10 months ago.
soniya

hey visper, do u have short memory?? lol..(don't mind plz)

By Visper• 5 years 10 months ago.
Visper

I think i have soniya, :D

It confuse me sometimes..

By anonymous• 5 years 10 months ago.
anonymous

So Indian MAFIA strikes again hahaha! MALLU>>>

By soniya• 5 years 10 months ago.
soniya

my sense, it seems INDIAN day today..lots of thread on PUNJABIS, GUJRATIS, HYDERABADIS, TAMILIANS, MUMBAYITES and few more..

By anonymous• 5 years 10 months ago.
anonymous

Yeah Soniya..it's INDIAN day...hehehe okay guys till tomorrow...Good nyt everyone...!

>> Be safe! God bless

By soniya• 5 years 10 months ago.
soniya

hanhan, will u plzz stop flooding QL with ur useless posts???

By gkramer• 5 years 10 months ago.
gkramer

It can be perceived as racist using phrases like "All Mallus are black" and some other stuff you mentioned there.

Good I am not a mallu ;o)

By vn.sreekumar• 5 years 10 months ago.
Rating: 3/5
vn.sreekumar

This is going to offend all the malayalees out there including me who proudly address themselves as mallu's.

The webster's online dictionary states that the meaning of mallu is monkey. yes ape, bandar, korangan, whatever you call.

A bitter truth.

check the link for clarification

http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/non_english/mallu?cx=partner-pub-0939450753529744:v0qd01-tdlq&cof=FORID:9&ie=UTF-8&q=mallu&searchtype=Definitions%20Only&doc=1

njanum oru malayalees aane, njanum ithu kettappol onnu wonder adichu.

By soniya• 5 years 10 months ago.
soniya

OMG !! another bashing thread...

By gkramer• 5 years 10 months ago.
gkramer

Actually it doesn't say that sreekumar, it just says mallu is a racist word.

But you are in Qatar, you should have gotten used to the racism by now.

http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/mallu?cx=partner-pub-0939450753529744%3Av0qd01-tdlq&cof=FORID%3A9&ie=UTF-8&q=mallu&sa=Search#906

By anonymous• 5 years 10 months ago.
anonymous

i've seen white Mallu's.

By gkramer• 5 years 10 months ago.
gkramer

soniya no bashing involved here.

I have seen differentiation on the base of color from close quarters, it should be nipped in the bud else it takes a very ugly turn. Obviously in Qatar they allow it to blossom so why not here too :o)

By soniya• 5 years 10 months ago.
soniya

gotcha, i am a north indian but i wasn't knowing this...

By soniya• 5 years 10 months ago.
soniya

gkramer, ok...But one should play safely when a thread is on particular community/religion..

By gotcha• 5 years 10 months ago.
gotcha

are u live in rural area?

By gkramer• 5 years 10 months ago.
gkramer

soniya playing safe to encourage such threads??

Are you kidding me.

Webster's calls it a racist word, all sorts of color references in the post and you want me to play safely??

LOL, I aint gonna beat around the bush, I am gonna call it the way I see it, racist thread.

By gotcha• 5 years 10 months ago.
gotcha

every one

By soniya• 5 years 10 months ago.
soniya

gkrammer, i didn't mean this way..For me, any thread based on a community/religion shouldn't be turned into an abusive one...Coz it is related with the sentiments of others..chill now..

By soniya• 5 years 10 months ago.
soniya

gotcha, neither rural nor urban area...

By yv2r• 5 years 10 months ago.
yv2r

from South india,they are every where,dashing,business mind can survive with any nationality.

Only one aspect many Indians don't like with them is,when ever any one ask any malayalee where are you from ? majority of malayalees say from Kerala where as other Indians say from india,some expats think kerala is different country.

Other wise they are from Gods own land,Good People

By gotcha• 5 years 10 months ago.
gotcha

I am agree with u.

By gotcha• 5 years 10 months ago.
gotcha

....

By yv2r• 5 years 10 months ago.
yv2r

many times asked many malayalees when they say from kerala,who is your Prime Minister and President

By lipsy2482• 5 years 10 months ago.
Rating: 4/5
lipsy2482

Mallu means a hard working people, they will not shy to do any rather work even an ordinary tea boy job or a manager of any firm in Gulf.

A tea boy popularly known as LIPTON OPERATOR and Manager means a recruitment agent for Kerala.

By anonymous• 5 years 10 months ago.
anonymous

hay come on soniya.........

people from kerala is not know as MALLUS...

People from outside india often refer 2 us as “Mallus”.

some people refer themselves as “Mallus” thinking that it is a short form 4 ‘Malayalee’.

BUT please note that the meaning of the Hindi word “Mallu” as given in the Oxford Hindi English Dictionary is “MONKEY”.

*Oxford** Hindi English Dictionary by R.S. McGregor – Pg. 795.

First Published by Oxford University Press, Oxford, 1993*

So next time before referring 2 yourself as a ‘ Mallu’ – please think!!!

And if anyone else calls you a “Mallu” – politely but firmly tell them that

u r a MALAYALEE not a ‘Mallu’.

Please tell all the Keralites and create awareness about this term so that WE do not cheer people.

(*like monkeys*),when they are actually calling

us “monkeys” ……………..

By soniya• 5 years 10 months ago.
soniya

Shyam, ok...thnx...

By Pajju• 5 years 10 months ago.
Pajju

Mallu Mean Pajju .. i mean n QL :P

By soniya• 5 years 10 months ago.
soniya

Gud morning pajju...how u doing today?? no threads on DELHITYES or HARYANVIS today?? he hehehe

By Pajju• 5 years 10 months ago.
Pajju

very very morning sis .. lol waiting for that :P

By anonymous• 5 years 10 months ago.
anonymous

The Mallu Velya Makri Club..lol

By Pajju• 5 years 10 months ago.
Pajju

lol jack

By deepb• 5 years 10 months ago.
deepb

I'm part of pokri not makri club

By Pajju• 5 years 10 months ago.
Pajju

no need to tell all mallus know ur pokiri :P

By Rizks• 5 years 10 months ago.
Rizks

wats this pokri,mokri,mukri or tokri you buggers ? :(

By deepb• 5 years 10 months ago.
deepb

Poda Pajju

By mzain• 5 years 10 months ago.
mzain

.....naaaah that's not true!....one of my mallu friend is white :o).....

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