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SHORT BREAK GUYS
Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"
Ah Beng: I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
Ah Beng: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
Ah Beng: If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng: No, I'll also stay with your sister.
Ah Beng: People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng: When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.
Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng: "I was watching TV news..."
Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for compl ime nt."
How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.
Once A Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.
Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"
Ah Beng: Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng: The future tense is "u will go to jail"
Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng: "So what? Take an umbrella and go."
A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning. Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
Hahahaha..
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arraya said
LOL...good one....esp last joke...hahahaa ...To Live Is To Die.....Life Is Like A Fuse.....So Short And Burning Really Fast.....So Live Your Life To The Fullest.....!!!!!
spicemom said
hehehhehehehehe ah beng is ...hehehhehehehehe ah beng is the brunt of the jokes..........lol
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
chiefsittingbull said
lol Steel ...Cut and Paste nampak wakakakakakakakakakakakakakka
OrangKedah said
Steel... ...Memang Cut & Paste. Aku terima e-mail ni baru hari ni dari M'sia.
chiefsittingbull said
HUH ...lol Ko terima dari sapa niiiih.....orang yang sama kerrr????
OrangKedah said
Cip... sorry tak ingat dari ...Cip... sorry tak ingat dari hantu mana kat malaysia.. banyak sangat e-mail aku terima/hantar hari-hari. Masa pilihanraya itu hari, Qatar ni macam pusat operasi.
chiefsittingbull said
hahahahhah ...hehhe org kedah mungkin member dari Buzzen chat kut lol
OrangKedah said
Cip... bukan dr chat. Dari ...Cip... bukan dr chat. Dari regular e-mail contact list
GelangPatah said
Boleh Hidup Ke Pandan Atau Serai Di Qatar ...Salam,
I akan ke Qatar mid May nie, my clique yang dah pergi sebelum nie mintak tolong bawak benih pandan dan serai ke Qatar, dia orang nak try tanam kat apartment tempat tinggal kami.Boleh idup ke pandan,serai dan daun kesum di sana.
spicemom said
serai and daun pandan is ...serai and daun pandan is easily found in supermarkets (FFC, SHOPRITE, MEGAMART, LULU) , the daun kesum none at all., no idea if it will grow here, only way to find out is to try planting it and if you succeed do pass the info on.......gl
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
chiefsittingbull said
Tapai......... ...Daun Pudina memang segar mekar kat sini. Daun nyer memang lebey besar dario apa yg Cip pernah nenggok kat Mesia.
GelangPatah said
I'll try ...Thanx for the info..I'll try tanam kat sana and I'll let you know the result.I akan duduk kat Doha 2 tahun, mungkin kena extend, depend pada company punya project.Bila sampai sana nanti boleh lah I aktif kat group ni.
OrangKedah said
GelangPatah... ...Di mana bumi dipijak di situ langit dijunjung. Come here and try the wonderful varities of food.
Lonely_Wolf said
Hello ...Senyap je, bikin lah topic baru dan aktif kan group ni.I really missed Malaysia so much, especially asam pedas ikan sembilang.
Noble-Man said
Lonely_Wolf ...You can also visit www.malaysiaqatar.co... where more Malaysian oriented issues/ subjects are discussed.
Thanks.
brandylady said
hahaha ...is all good, laughed at them all, nice one :)
dTeratai said
SAH ...Hahaha sah lah egroup ni,whatever topic posted, joke ke, politikus ke, mesti melencung n end up to talking abt FOOODDDD....sah sah lappa semua...
btw org Kedah, joke yg last aku takleh gelak sebab
aku kerja utk sukusakat nooo...
"None of us are as smart as all of us"
~Japanese proverb
dTeratai said
ops silap org ...Steellah bukan org kedah..sori silap org
"None of us are as smart as all of us"
~Japanese proverb
dTeratai said
points ...nak tanya....any1?
points yg dpt dr egroup ni, kumpul byk2 leh dapat haa?
ice box? rice cooker? :)
"None of us are as smart as all of us"
~Japanese proverb
OrangKedah said
OrangKedah dah pi tempat ...OrangKedah dah pi tempat lain....
OrangKedah said
dT... ...You kumpoi point banyak-banyak (aku rasa lebih 1 juta poin kot) lepaih tu pi Kota Raya supermarket depa bagi kipaih angin free. Haha
dTeratai said
org kodah ...Hang dah pi mana org kedah?
"None of us are as smart as all of us"
~Japanese proverb
spicemom said
many have gone away on ...many have gone away on summer vacation i reckon
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
Lonely_Wolf said
Bosan ...Bosan.....
lalalalala...
chiefsittingbull said
Bosan???? ...Hahahahahahahahhahaah Bosan tu kita yang sendiri carik.
Tenggok macam Cip tak bosan langsung.......Kerja like a dog 6 days a week..memang tak membosan kan.....Hari cuti on Friday......rest cukup2 then go training kat Qatar Bowling Center. Mana tau kalau form datang balik....bleh try Qatar Open nanti pad abulan December.
LOL heheheheheheheh jgn maraaaaahhhhhh ya nanti kena jual!
BORN TO BOWL...........FORCED TO WORK
OrangKedah said
Akau dah belah..... ...Akau dah belah.....
Lonely_Wolf said
Bowling ...Chip....
Qatar Bowling Centre tu kat City Centre ke...ground floor tu ke...
Chip cam terer je...meh kita challenge...
Baru Chip tahu...buku ngan ruas....hehehehe
Chip training dulu bebanyak...jangan masuk longkang lak..
Kita fight ok....
Jangan marah....nanti kena jual kat Lulu.....10 dirham....hehehehe
Lonely_Wolf said
Dah belah ...Orang Kedah dah belah mana plak....
chiefsittingbull said
Lonely_Wolf said Bowling ... ...Lonely Wolf,
Qatar Bowling Center tu kat Rayan Roas belakan Rydges Hotel tuu.
Cip niiih terror tu tak lah terror. Tapi kalau setakat side bet 50QTR per game and 10QTR per Strike tu anytime laaaah. Yg kalah pay for all the games.....amacam???????
BORN TO BOWL...........FORCED TO WORK
Lonely_Wolf said
Bowling ...Nanti wolf survey tempat tu....
tak pernah gi sana...
Chip acah nampak...
cam confident je....
jangan nyesal chip....hehehehe
suduk64 said
Thanks ...Its nice trial to introduce the smile .. You succeeded in that really
chiefsittingbull said
Lonely_Wolf said Chip acah nampak... ...Acah tu tak ler Lone Wolf. tapi kalau average tak cecah 200 Cip tak gentar laaaa. You go survey where QBC is then we can set a date laaaah.
Kalau tak berani side bet kita main lah.... sapa kalah dia bayar duit game and duit minum......amacam bro???
Alaaaaaaa bukan nyer mahal sangat duit game tu..abeh2 QTR 150 je. Itu pun kalau Bro larat main game sebanyak itu.
Heheheheheheeh jgn marah beb!
BORN TO BOWL...........FORCED TO WORK
OrangKedah said
Lonely_Wolf... ...Aku dah belah pi Vietnam pulak. Depa transfer aku (of course naik pangkat)mai sini. Memang happy dok sini.
chiefsittingbull said
OrangKedah said Aku dah belah pi Vietnam ...Wadoooooh Org Kedah Syioook lah ko kat sana! Jeles Cip. Wakakakaakaka
BORN TO BOWL...........FORCED TO WORK
Lonely_Wolf said
Bowling ...Chip,
terus terang cakap...wolf memang tak pandai main bowling....huhuhuhuhu
acah chip je....
jangan marah tau...kan musim panas ni...nanti cepat tua..huhuhuhu
anyway...wolf bleh lah tengok chip training...
Qatar Open nanti...bleh lak wolf jadik manager chip....
represent Malaysia...huhuhuhu
gurau je tau.......
Lonely_Wolf said
Vietnam ...Orang Kedah,
hang happy dok sana no....
makan senang ke kat sana....
chiefsittingbull said
Oh ko acah je yerk Lone Wolf..... ...Takper....takper..... no hal.
Insya'allah kalau form dah ada hajat di hati nak gak try Qatar Open. Kalau jadik bleh lah kut represent lah diri sendiri. Nak represent Malaysia ....kena marah dik Halloway kut.
Ko nak jadik manager Cip ker Lone Wolf??? itu kira sudah bagus tuuuu. Kalau jadik Manager you kena bayar all the registration fee....Masters qualifying fee dll. Amacam sanggup???? A manager gets only 15% of the winnings! So still interested???
Hmmmm kalau setakat Org Kedah tu...semua MAKANAN kat sana senang dan best2 je! Hahahahahahahahahah
BORN TO BOWL...........FORCED TO WORK
Lonely_Wolf said
Bowling ...Chip,
registration fee tu berapa Chip....
kena tengok chip punya skill dulu...
kalau wolf confident...complete wolf sponsor...
banyak kan training ok...
OrangKedah said
Kat sini kira OK jugak. ...Kat sini kira OK jugak. Danang (Central Vietnam) terletak separuh jalan antara Saigon (Ho Chi Minh) dan Hanoi.
Kalu aku belanja >QR2.5k sebulan untuk makan dan tambang teksi, kira boros la kat sini. Harga barang memang murah. Makan tak habih. Orang kat sini pon OK, bukan sombong macam orang bawak Land Cruiser sambil minum teh kat Qatar! Haha
Nak bawak kereta, sorry la. Memang susah. Banyak sangat motorsikal... baik naik teksi.
Yang bestnya, boleh balik kampung selalu. Nak skype famili hari-hari pon boleh.
Setakat ni ok jugak dok sini, cuaca pon sama, pekan Danang ni macam Penang 30 tahun dulu (kadang rasa macam kat Langkawi), penduduk 1 juta.
Hah... memang bast... gaji Middle East, tapi dok kampung dekat dengan Malaysia pulak tu...... :)
chiefsittingbull said
Wooooiiiii Steel........... ...Lama betoi ko menghilangkan diri...ko gi mana or dah bungkus balik Mesia dah???
BORN TO BOWL...........FORCED TO WORK