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How to tell you are married
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Three women, one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: "The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my life. I love you."
Then we made love all night long."
The mistress: "Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night."
The married woman: "I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said:
"What's for dinner, Batman?"
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dragonfly212 said
LOl nice one jauntie.. long ...LOl nice one jauntie.. long time dont hear from you. hope all good
Everybody is right everybody is wrong it depends where you stand.
Wahine said
Love it! ...Love it!
jauntie said
holy stockings, Batman! lol ...I'm in UK Mila - due back around 20 May. Guess I'm missing all the fun over there, but it's a lovely sunny spring day here so it's not all bad!
someonenew said
Awesome I actually gigled at ...Awesome I actually gigled at work and people were wondering what i was upto!!!!
dragonfly212 said
i c jauntie thats why i ...i c jauntie thats why i dont see you around, last time was at al bandar. yes certainly u missed out our gathering lately. but no worries. you always in our thought. enjoy the nice cold UK weather. Here is too hot. Today in 43c
Everybody is right everybody is wrong it depends where you stand.
nadt said
very funny...lol.... ...very funny...lol....
lima foxtrot said
LOL, good one ...Jauntie. Glad to weather is better now in the UK, when I was there it was soooooo cold,
I had to have the central heating on!!!!!!!!!!!
yousri said
:D hehehe "You can ...:D hehehe
"You can imprison a Man, but not an Idea. You can exile a Man, but not an Idea. You can kill a Man, but not an Idea." BENAZIR BHUTTO
TweetyBird said
That was ...What a strange illusion it is to suppose that beauty is goodness.
~Tolstoy~
sentibhim said
LOL......................... ...LOL.........................Jaunts howz the life in UK ?
"Drink Beer Save Water"
nilannn said
i Like the last one....the ...i Like the last one....the married woman"what's for dinner, Batman?"
qatarisun said
looool ...it is sooo true....:)
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QT said
That one was great! ...Thanks Jauntie!
Ben James AUS said
Nice one ...A laugh during the dying hours of work is great. Cheers mate
jackmohan2007 said
jauntie....good one ...jauntie....good one....lol
She should answer......."*ex on the dinner table."
jauntie said
hee hee - It did have a ring of truth to it ...don't you think?
Saudiresident said
Really liked and had ...Really liked and had laugh
The guy must have stayed in Qatar too long lol
t_coffee_or_me said
SR u mean to say men in ...SR u mean to say men in qatar r not sexy
OrangKedah said
LoL. Good one! ...LoL. Good one!
harsha said
lol.. ...lol..
hrbhassan28 said
hahaha... ...i was so bored reading new topics but while reading your topic you sure gave me a laugh
that was neat....differentiating a married from not married..cool hahahaha
Ram said
loooooooooool .. ...loooooooooool .. jauntie i'm in office and i couldn't help it but laughing out loudly .. u gonna put me in trouble ... that was really funny .. I like it a lot .
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