Avalaff!

A guy moves into a new village and decides to take his yorkshire terrier dog out for a walk and to check out the village pubs.

When he walks into the first pub the barman immedieatly shouts;

NO DOGS ALLOWED IN HERE, GET OUT!

So the man thinks he will try the next pub.

But as we walks in the barman shouts;

GET THAT ANIMAL OUT OF HERE, GET OUT!

As the man reaches the next pub, he notices a sign on the pub door;

 "No dogs allowed, guide dogs for the blind only allowed"

This gives him an idea.

He rushes home with the yorkshire terrier, collects his sun glasses and a cane from the garden.

He puts the sunglasses on and walks into the pub tapping the cane in front of him.

The barman shouts;

NO DOGS ALLOWED IN HERE, DIDN'T YOU SEE THE SIGN?

So the man says; "But this is my guide dog"

The barman says; " Don't be stupid, guide dogs are either labradors or alsations"

So the man reaches down towards the little yorkie and says;

"So what have they given me?"