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> 15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MOM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR
> GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.
>
>
> 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
>
> 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
>
> 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them
> all up there.
>
> 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out
> alone.
>
> 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature
> anyway.
>
> 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that
> you can tell them apart.
>
> 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to
> make some woman miserable.
>
> 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the
> do-it-yourself types.
>
> 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old
> for it.
>
> 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
>
> 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
>
> 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.
> Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
>
> 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him
> chequebooks.
>
> 14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes,
> it means that you laugh at his.
>
> 15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
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naokal said
Excellent.......... ...And sooooooo true!!!
novita77 said
Point 1 ,,,, ...yes ... giving up 9 yrs ago... just our after our wedding day.
VoulaZ said
ok,they re not really that ...ok,they re not really that bad but it was nice to read!!! :PP
nadt said
lol Alexa..this is very ...lol Alexa..this is very accurate..
The first one is hilarious...thanks for the laugh...
manyana said
Hahahaha ...So true....thanks for the post.
QT said
Erm,... Come on Alexa. ...We aren't all that bad! Some of us are worse!
LOL
novita77 said
What do u mean by .... ...Some of us are worse?
Lisa1004 said
LOL Alexa ...God this is so true. We will be married 25 years in one month from today....nothing has changed about him but his hair colr (blonde to gray) and his waist size. I too gave up not too long after marriage.
Someone answer me this....Why is that men are incapable of opening the clothes hamper to slip their clothes "into" it? Why is it they must drop the pile right in "front" of it?
It's the little things that can drive one insane!!!!
QT said
I try to be good, but sometimes ...I can't help being bad! Its a good thing people around me forgive, if not forget!
Alexa said
Lisa...it is the same ...Lisa...it is the same reason why they put dirty dishes ON TOP of the dishwasher instead of INSIDE it.
It helps to USE the brain, as it is given to you not only for balance.
Alexa
Lisa1004 said
Yep ...I forgot about that one too....can't kill 'em gotta love 'em.
yousri said
First step of revenge! ...First step of revenge! ;p
"You can imprison a Man, but not an Idea. You can exile a Man, but not an Idea. You can kill a Man, but not an Idea." BENAZIR BHUTTO
Alexa said
Yousri...revenge for ...Yousri...revenge for what???? For us putting up with men?????
It helps to USE the brain, as it is given to you not only for balance.
Alexa
novita77 said
Lisa .... ...It's the little things that can drive one insane!!!!
----> I could write for hours writing them up. But i guess i quickly learnt to just close my eyes lol.
yousri said
Funny topics against females ...Funny topics against females are getting active now a days. But after this, i think now its a time for males to get some in return!! lol..
"You can imprison a Man, but not an Idea. You can exile a Man, but not an Idea. You can kill a Man, but not an Idea." BENAZIR BHUTTO
Gumby said
Oooh, can't find it, but ...Oooh, can't find it, but does anyone know the link to the joke of a few days ago about "I"ll change him", "Aisle change hymn'? It would be a nice addition to this joke.
brandylady said
Alexa ...I know this is yesterdays but oh so right, enjoyed the reading and it's all so true, (hey! just got to 200 points with this post!!!) :) xx
nicaq25 said
no objection your honor... ...smiling while reading:)
canarybird said
Alexa - so true ...LOL I like no. 11
jassKat said
uhhh ohhh, I put my dishes ...uhhh ohhh, I put my dishes on top of the dishwasher and by the laundry basket :/
tra la la
brandylady said
canarybird ...hello you,
Feeling better?? hope so and long may it continue xx
mghozlan said
is this the way ladies see ...is this the way ladies see us, why still with us?? i guess we r luky then, k men keep the good work.
britexpat said
I love No. 10 .. It applies ...I love No. 10 .. It applies to both men and women.
dragonfly212 said
me like no. 5 hihihihi ...me like no. 5 hihihihi thanks for sharing master alexa
Everybody is right everybody is wrong it depends where you stand.
Oryx said
Alexa LOL ...Oh Number 5 like Mila - !
boys in shorts... ;)
Very accurate spot on info.
ksarat16 said
Ladies..whats this... ...So mean I tell ya the ladies...lol!!!
raindrops said
Most of them are true, ...Most of them are true, especially point no.1, no woman can change any man except the man himself decides to change
ksarat16 said
Hey Ladies...Gone crazy ...Whats with this Man bashing from late last night...ooops have I stepped into the wrong place...alright continue, dont want to get bashed up really now...lol!!!
Christ its so boring today...
Dracula said
This is the War !!! 100 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON ... ...DONT GET MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!
“When you’re single...”
1.You get the whole couch to yourself.
2.There's half as much housework, cooking, and cleaning to do.
3.You can watch whatever TV channel you like, without arguments.
4.You can get home from work at whatever time you like.
5.You get to eat the whole “meal for two” by yourself.
6.There are fewer important birthdays (spouse, kids, spouse’s parents,
etc) and no anniversaries to accidentally forget.
7.Without a spouse you have can still have a decent social life in your 30s.
8.You don't keep catching every sniffle, cold and flu bug that your
spouse brings home.
9.You don’t have to live halfway between your workplace and your
spouse’s workplace.
10.Once you’re married most of your friends will also be married, and
coincidentally (like you, if you marry) they will mostly be staying
home with their own spouse’s instead of hanging out with you.
11.You can lie in bed in the morning for as long as you like.
12.Nobody sees what you look like first thing in the morning.
13.No soap operas (of sports shows, depending on male vs. female perhaps)
14.You can throw your dirty socks on the floor where they belong.
15.There’s no pressure to make the bed in the morning
16.You don’t have to worry about what the bathroom smells like when
you walk out of it.
17.You know where the bar of soap has been
18.You don’t have to put out Christmas lights if you don’t want to
19.When you’re single the lawn looks a lot better when the grass is longer
20.No one snores
21.Folding clothes?….No thank you
22.There’s no fight for remote control ownership.
23.Smelly socks and skiddy underwear are not that big of an issue when
you’re only washing your own.
24.On your way out you know that you’re shoes are right where you took
them off yesterday.
25.We can stay in the shower as long as we want and don’t have to
worry about conserving hot water for a spouse (or kids).
26.You can do laundry – or not.
27.You don't have to shave if you don’t want to.
28.You don’t have to share your razor with anyone
29.You don't have to buy Valentines/birthday/Mother's day cards.
30.You won’t have anyone saying 'you're not going to wear that, are you?'
31.If your married and no fashion sense your spouse thinks you’re a
moron. If you’re single and have no fashion sense people think you are
eccentric.
32.Burning the food is not a big deal.
33.You’re not as accountable to anyone - if I want to do something, I just do it!
34.If you mess up your finances you have no one to blame but yourself.
35.You ALWAYS know EXACTLY how much is in your checking account.
36.You get the whole bed to yourself.
37.You can watch a late show on the bedroom TV and no one complains.
38.There are no unexplainable moods to contend with.
39.You have much more freedom to choose.
40.If there’s dribble on your pillow you know where it came from.
41.You never have to say where you've been or what you've been doing.
42.There’s no curfew.
43.You never have to hide anything in your shopping cart under other stuff.
44.You can spend all you want or all you have – it doesn’t matter.
45.You never have to worry about saying what you think, or having to
pretend you’re thinking something that you’re not.
46.You can be rude if that’s in you’re nature.
47.You can eat what YOU want.
48.You can join a gym because you want to, not because your spouse is
embarrassed by the way you look.
49.If you get fired from work you’re not considered a loser – just unemployed.
50.You can have friends over who behave outrageously whenever you want.
51.You don't have to worry about what sort of food to buy and you can
eat whatever you want, whenever you choose.
52.You can surf the internet till you’re eyes fall out if you want to.
53.You can listen to your favorite tunes in the house or in the car
and no one fiddles with the station or complains about your taste in
music.
54.You can spend all night on the phone without having to justify it.
55.You can go to bed when you please – or not.
56.You can read all night if you want to.
57.No one criticizes the condition of your car or expects you to wash it.
58.There's plenty of space in the closet.
59.You don't have to pretend that you’re interested in what happened
to your spouse at work today.
60.When you’re single there is a LOT less drama in your life!
61.You can make a mess – and leave it that way.
62.You can drink wine out of a bottle or milk right out of the jug
whenever you like.
63.You don't have to write cards on anyone’s behalf for birthdays or Christmas.
64.You don’t have to excuse your behavior to a spouse.
65.You can pass gas at will.
66.When you’re single your opinion is always the best opinion.
67.You never have disagreements with what a spouse when you’re single.
68.When you’re single you can enjoy great performances of gay
musicians and actors without getting that “eye-rolling” thing from
your spouse.
69.You don't have to listen to your spouse pant every time their
favorite actor or musician comes on the television.
70.When you’re single you can flush – or not.
71.You can put the lid up or put the lid down – it’s up to you.
Whatever you did last is exactly how it will be when you return next
time – just the way you like it.
72.Dragon breath in the morning is no big deal when you’re single.
73.If you’re single you can eat right out of the refrigerator and no one cares.
74.You don’t have to share ANYTHING with ANYONE.
75.No in-laws (this one speaks for itself)
76.Las Vegas is back on the list of vacation considerations.
77.Grow your nails, cut your nails – it doesn’t matter.
78.Pajamas or not – doesn’t matter.
79.Sweatpants and baggy shirt – no one cares.
80.The best parking spot is ALWAYS yours for the taking.
81.Cooking your own meals never ceases to be an adventure, and never
starts becoming punishment.
82.You can actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls asking for me
tell them I'm HERE baby!"
83.When you’re single you can paint the town instead of the house.
84.When you get home after work, you don't have to start work again.
85.You can tell people you’re single and not have to lie about it.
86.You’ll never have to trade your interest in miniskirts for minivans.
87.You’ll save about $400,000 in grocery bills alone over the next 20
years if you stay single.
88.College? You didn’t pay for yours so why would you volunteer to pay
for someone else’s?
89.When you’re single you get to keep ALL the money.
90.When you’re single you get to hold the actual credit card and not just the bill.
91.If you are so inclined you can see a different face when you wake
up in the morning, every day of the week!
92.When you’re single going to a strip club doesn't have to be a covert mission.
93.You can come home drunk and not have to pretend you’re sober.
94.You can use your own name at hotels.
95.When you’re single you can tell the person criticizing your driving
to “get out!”
96.When asked for their opinion, a single person can say "Yeah…you ARE fat!".
97.When you’re single you can lick the spoon and keep on stirring like
nothing happened.
98.When you’re single you never miss all the things you used to be
able to do before you got married.
99.Married people with gray hair are thought of as old and tired, but
single people with gray hair are considered wise and distinguished.
100.Finally, when you’re single you can enjoy the silence any time you want
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t_coffee_or_me said
gumby ...Through the ages, men have been trying to unlock this mystery: why do their
wives, who accept them just as they are before they get married, begin the
quest to change their behaviour and life-style once their vows are
exchanged.
Finally, the riddle is solved. A social-scientist has arrived at this simple
and logical explanation.
When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down the
long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and hears the choir singing a
hymn. Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process where the brain
absorbs these three stimuli: aisle, altar, hymn, begins. She becomes
mesmerized as she continually reinforces these perceptions: *aisle, altar,
hymn. . .* aisle, altar, hymn. . . aisle, altar, hymn. And finally, as she
stops beside the groom, the conditioning process is complete.
She looks up at him smiling sweetly and keeps saying to herself... *'I'll
alter him!*
pinkpanther81177 said
I like the points ... its ...I like the points ... its real....
pinkpanther81177 said
gumby .....and t-coffee ...u people are so cooll.
canarybird said
brandylady- Good Moring ...Yes the bad mood passed thank goodness like all other things, and to top it all off I finally had a flat tyre on Thursday evening as I was going out. lol lol Think I must have deserved that lol lol lol
qatarisun said
lol Alexa... ...I liked No2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
and yeah.. what is their problem with asking for directions??? I know it from my own experience.. once we got lost,driving somewhere in the mountains.. evening…no f*** anyone around!!... We don’t know where to go whatsoever... eventually, we hear the sound of engine and see the lights of the approaching car… I say: “GOD! Finally! We can ask someone!!” HE: “no, we are not going to ask anybody”… WHAT???..I am almost about to jump out of our car to ask how the h** to get out of here by myself (I am scared, tired, want to reach our hotel yet!!).. and HE is screaming:”NO!! DON”T ASK!!!”… Good that I didn’t listen to HIM this time.. otherwise we still would be sitting there, on the top of this mountain, I guess…
Later, I have come across some book titled “Why MAN never ask for direction”…some psychological stuff.. interesting..
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Jarreau said
Nice one ...Nice one !!
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spicemom said
sifu alexa - all so true and ...sifu alexa - all so true and my fav is #12..ask for directions when lost??nah no need coz we got a full tank............oh brother!
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
bookworm said
point number 5. you shall be ...point number 5. you shall be assured that i am fit as a fiddle.
Grinning
mallrat said
Never go younger by a month, ...Never go younger by a month, a hard bod is no substitute for wisdom.
Lady Di said
I like the number 13..lol ...I like the number 13..lol
brandylady said
no 4 ...no 4 is really funny and oh so true xx