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Even God Has A Sense Of Humour

Snowstorm's picture

God was in the process of creating the universe.

 

And he was explaining to his subordinates "Look everything should be in balance.

 

For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.

 

Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States. I
have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I
have given them insecurity and tension....

 

And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.

 

And here is South America. I have given them lots
of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that
they would have to cut off the forests...

 

So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.
One of the angels asked... "God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?"

 

God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. "INDIA", My most precious creation.

 

It has understanding and friendly People. Sparkling
streams and serene mountains. A culture which speaks of the great
tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant and with a heart of
gold.....

 

The angel was quite surprised: "But god you said everything should be in balance."

 

God replied -- Smile"Look at the neighbours I gave them."Smile

 

Thats all Folks........Cheers


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Cornellian's picture

Cornellian said Way to go, u just managed to ...

Way to go, u just managed to insult all of India's neighbouring countries.

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong -Garfield

 

Snowstorm's picture

Snowstorm said OMG!!! Cornellian, take it only as a joke ...

I should have left an end note ......

 

YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!

NewNew

 

Nathan's picture

Nathan said Snow storm....good joke ...

Snow storm....good joke really thanks for sharing here...

 

Dracula's picture

Dracula said Another punishment... ...

" Look here my fellow angels, here is the Europe.
I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them the Indian Gipsies "

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The first exit of the India in the century IX, time in which the Islam invades this country. This forced to undertake a great migration toward the West to the Indians that they lived in the Norwest territories of the indostanic peninsular. The second great grateful migration would take place in the XIII century, when the gipsy called today abandoned their houses before the arrival of the Mongolian armies that they began the conquest of the territory. Starting from then, the exodus of travelers is continuous, and the contact of these with the towns arround all Europe

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Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?

 

bookworm's picture

bookworm said Grinning ...

Grinning

 

Murali's picture

Murali said ahha ...

Good one

 

INTIMACY's picture

INTIMACY said hiiii nice joke...but take it as a joke only.. ...

Hey readers.....take it as a joke only, it is not hurting any of the neighbouring countries...

Thanks Sandstorm...

 

Secguy's picture

Secguy said Nice one Motivation is when ...

Nice one

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.
- Ben Franklin

 

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