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After 5 years tanggalin ang A "sawa na".
after 10 years tanggalin ang S"awa na lang".
Sa susunod na taon tanggalin mong A "wa na!" - Home version of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire":
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Husband: is that your final answer?
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MR : kung titignan kita sa buhok 18 ka lang; kung
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Student: Fuera ka! - PERFECT HEAVEN: Having American salary, British home, German car, Chinese food, and Pinoy wife!
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lucky_charm said
he3 pj.nawala antok ko sa ...he3 pj.nawala antok ko sa mag sweetheart.tnx...Lucky Charm
blueRoSe said
hahahhaha.....stress reliver ...hahahhaha.....stress reliver talaga QL!!!
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.&q
lovinni said
hihihi...nawala antok ko! ...hihihi...nawala antok ko! all time pinoy jokes! thanks pj!
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. ~Charles Schulz
glecs said
nice one PJ! nabasa ko na ...nice one PJ! nabasa ko na minsan mga ito pero i still cant help but laugh. lalo na dito:
Mare 1: Naku mare, ang gaganda ng mga anak mo!
Mare 2: Talaga, mare! Hay naku kung asawa ko
lang ang inasahan ko hindi sana mangyayari yan!
Vivo Bonito said
hahaha!! pero sa kasamaang ...hahaha!!
pero sa kasamaang palad... hirap akong makakaaalala ng mga jokes ano mang pilit kong alalahanin......
glecs said
hi vivo! hope you can come ...hi vivo! hope you can come sa meeting natin later. im working til 830 pero hahabol ako.
xiexie said
lol!! ...lol!!
Lady Di said
lol okey ang mga jokes ...lol okey ang mga jokes napatawa tuloy ako early morning
Luckyjinx said
pj ...okay... more and more
buttercupryle said
Nyek...pero nakakatuwa naman ...Nyek...pero nakakatuwa naman 'to!
"Everything in life is destiny."
tatess said
nakakatuwa ang mga jokes. ...but beware baka me kumontra na naman dito sa thread na ito
glecs said
hahaha! ganyan talaga ...hahaha! ganyan talaga tatess... ang lam ni 'you know who' eh kumontra lang. kaya ako, kyeme lang. kiber ko ba. hahaha.
as far as i know, gaya ng sinabi ni azi sa isang thread, we at QL expatriates are here to extend help... not to criticize.
happy posting everyone!
alanisse said
hihihi ...nabsa ko to sa ibang post pero nkakatuwa pa rin basahin ulit....
lovinni said
hay naku glecs..kaya nga ...hay naku glecs..kaya nga pala di ka nagparamdam sa kabilang thread. ay hayaan mo sya...freedom of speech! sorry sa hijack pj!
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. ~Charles Schulz
glecs said
yeah... kyeme lang ako ...yeah... kyeme lang ako lovinni. the more you respond kasi, the more na mas mahaba ang sagot nya. so whatever he says. basta ako, i dont have to know others to know myself. I am what i want ME to be, not the way other people would want.
lovinni said
Glecs ...korek ka dyan! i am just airing my thoughts and thats it. anyways hope to see u again. saan na pics from luckycharm?
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. ~Charles Schulz
glecs said
hmmmm... you didnt get it? ...hmmmm... you didnt get it? il pm you.
wow, nang-hijack na tayo ng todo. lol.
peace ye' all!
lovinni said
Glecs, wala nga..thanks in ...Glecs, wala nga..thanks in advance!
Pj, peace ulit!
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. ~Charles Schulz
glecs said
lovinni... magkakaron na ng ...lovinni... magkakaron na ng new set of pics, wala pa rin. hehehe. sent n po sa email mo. pls check.
peace! peace! peace!
working_mom said
Pa hi jack din po ...Glecs ( silent G) daya mo paki e-mail din ako ng photos from Luckycharm's husband .. yung bunch of party people okidoki you know my e-mail na di ba