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"Guts" & "Balls"
By e12402 on Thu, 15/05/2008 - 12:16am
We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking of course, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
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thexonic said
hahaha lmao :P Una palabra ...hahaha lmao :P
Una palabra no dice nada, Y al mismo tiempo, Lo esconde todo - Outlandish
kellysnake2003 said
cool u had both "Guts" & "Balls" to write !!!! ...kellysnakeyousri said
Bukhakahhhahaaa!!! I have ...Bukhakahhhahaaa!!!
I have Balls!!! ;D
Thnx
"You can imprison a Man, but not an Idea. You can exile a Man, but not an Idea. You can kill a Man, but not an Idea." BENAZIR BHUTTO
thexonic said
Yousri, I think what benezir ...Yousri, I think what benezir was trying to say is u can imprison a thief, but not an idea, u can exhile a thief, but not an idea, u can kill a thief, but not an idea... she was right..., she's gone but nawaz sharif is still there right lol :P
Una palabra no dice nada, Y al mismo tiempo, Lo esconde todo - Outlandish
thexonic said
By the way 12402, this joke ...By the way 12402, this joke is repeated... try to check the forum before starting a thread plz.
Una palabra no dice nada, Y al mismo tiempo, Lo esconde todo - Outlandish
yousri said
Xonic Nawaz Sharif should be ...Xonic Nawaz Sharif should be there where He is, Muhtarma Shaheed Begum said this about Army Dog;)
"You can imprison a Man, but not an Idea. You can exile a Man, but not an Idea. You can kill a Man, but not an Idea." BENAZIR BHUTTO
Secguy said
Well ...Well enjoyed......:)
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.
- Ben Franklin
salax85 said
hmm.. the broom.. will use ...hmm.. the broom.. will use that line if i happen to be in a situation.... but the balls part... i wont risk it. or cud be left without them biologically.