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harsha said
I think ppl really want it.. ...I think ppl really want it.. we keep seeing these posts again n again..
aaahmed81 said
HAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAA........... ...HAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAA...........
heero_yuy2 said
Hu-what is happening in this world??? ..."Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
qatarisun said
KH ...would be nice to know what exactly KE have said in his inspiring reply??
KellysHeroes said
QS ...How are you dear?
Well the question s deleted.
Someone asked about phone numbers of paid sluts. KE replied about the QLpimp
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owis said
grow up ...grow up
KellysHeroes said
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labda06 said
Owis...very well said. ...Owis...very well said.
mafi-pulus said
there's enough ...there's enough pimp here not surprising.
DaRuDe said
King Edshel ...Did you really say that.
ok come to my office quickly
KellysHeroes said
labda ...So you are Mary the Virgin of QL. Nice meeting you.
Again as I replied to owis, mind your own business. Someone asked a stupid question and KE replied in an ironic way. So keep your lectures about ethics and values to yourself please.
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AbuAmerican said
Can someone pimp my ride? ...Can someone pimp my ride?
baedaebok said
Salary and benefits for a pimp ...I'm looking for work in Qatar. I need a job in Doha. What's the monthly salary for a pimp? Benefits and perks? Accomodation?
I've been thinking of starting my own business. So, this may be a good chance to start. Before I start, I need to network with existing pimps to get a feel for the profession. Please PM me if you are a pimp
brandylady said
lol baedaebok ...long time no hear from :)
good morning and thanx for the giggle lol
MR PAUL said
I will be the Bahrain reporter... ...NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
britexpat said
baedaebok ...For a start , we pimps hate "PM's"..Bad for business...
Also, will you be a silent partner ? because I don't want you "eating' into the stock....
labda06 said
Kellys...I didn't realise I ...Kellys...I didn't realise I was dealing with an eight year old. My bad. You are in a public forum...if you want only responses ur ego can handle go PM people.
Khanan said
QL pimps..... ...KE is requested to post his answer over here.....i mean repeat his answer to that stupid Q....
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If you look at what you do not have in life;
You don't have anything.
If you look at what you have in life;
You have everything.
PhillyEagles2007 said
I'm feelin you Abu American ...Nothin like some chrome 20's, a custom paint job, and an expresso machine in the glove box.
"I don't think so. Homey don't play dat."
Homey Da Clown
baedaebok said
Clients and workers? ...I'm trying to stay current and active on QL but I have the pressures of packing, shipping, selling stuff, and getting oriented to my new home.
However, if this pimping job turns out well, I may stay in Qatar. First, I need to make a business plan. This would include clients and workers. How many clients and workers are available in this line of work?
KellysHeroes said
baedaebok ...willing to send you a job offer. but that depends on your demonstrated skills :D
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azilana7037 said
Good afternoon KH...what's this PIMPING issue? :-O ...Geeez....I'm staying away from this thread....NOT !!!!!
roflmao
ksarat16 said
Hmmm...KH... ...Whats happening in here...just walking in and checking, and i see that labda is on your back to get pimped I see...KH...LOL!!!
baedaebok said
Pimp teaching to English teaching ...KH, are you hiring? What are your wages? Working conditions?
Experience? I can show you my portfolio of past experience. Videos, pics, testimonials of satisfied customers, and letters of appreciation from local officials. We handed out Worker-Of-The-Month certificates (or was that Worker-Of-The-Mouth?...can't remember).
At first I taught our newly-hired workers the necessary skills. Then, I became teacher trainer and trained others how to teach. I was good at it. But I decided to branch off into English teaching.
KellysHeroes said
Azi ...Good afternoon.
Let me put it this way.
This thread is about:
How to pimp a pump
How to pump a pimp
How to pimp my ride
How to ride my pimp
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KellysHeroes said
ksarat ...let us refer her to baedaebok
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KellysHeroes said
baedaebok ...here is the deal:
A committee has been established to select potential eligible pimps and examin the quality of their specimen. Members are:
Myself of course,
Darude
Ksarat
Khanan
Selection critera:
Quality of services
Diversity of products
Customer satisfaction
Associate satisfaction
Products performance under various circumstances and environments
Durability
After "service" support
You can submit your credentials at any time
Good luck
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Khanan said
ROFL............... ...no further comments........
me in selection committee...:)
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If you look at what you do not have in life;
You don't have anything.
If you look at what you have in life;
You have everything.
lazydude said
lol !!! ...you all are at the end of your tether ...
take a vacation guys...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol ..
lazydude said
eh ..help !! ...just one thing ...how do i address the senior comittee members ...ha ha !!!
super pimps !!!!
ha ha ha haahahahahahha !!!!!!!
i had a great laugh ..thanks guys !!!
ksarat16 said
KH...ROFL ...Hurray, yiiippeeeee on the selection committee of another task...super job,...guess i cud start resigning to this job...LOL!!!
DaRuDe said
Ah me Pimp?? ...KH have mercy i cant provide all those services :?
give me some other name
Khanan said
no we are not the pimp... ...we gonna select new ones???
we are done...we are the authority......loool..:)
here comes another Q "someone miss Oasis Clib Ladies"????...:)
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If you look at what you do not have in life;
You don't have anything.
If you look at what you have in life;
You have everything.
KellysHeroes said
no guys ...you are not pimps. You are members of the pimps selection committee
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KellysHeroes said
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brandylady said
guys before you get carried away ...if you havn't already lol
you need to have a group each working for you and I bet none of you dare select them from here!!! ;)
MR PAUL said
Wanna bet Brandy, i have my list of Ladies in my hand :D ...NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
KellysHeroes said
you bet brandylady ...we can outsource :D
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brandylady said
whoah ...all us ladies would be very curious to know guys!!!!
KellysHeroes said
btw brandylady ...already started receiving PMs
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brandylady said
you got wanabee workers??? ...am impressed :)
KellysHeroes said
well brandylady ...let's say social workers
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qatarisun said
since Mr. Paul has got some ...since Mr. Paul has got some list with some ladies (??), let's appoint him a Head of Pimps team... he can start choosing pimps for his team .. Mr.P, don’t forget to hire a pimp-office boy as well, eh?
owen said
who'se the pimp here and who ...who'se the pimp here and who will be pimped? :D
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
brandylady said
owen ...thats what I was wondering ;)
qatarisun said
owen.... it's up to you ...owen.... it's up to you which position to apply for... either you are on this side or another...
ksarat16 said
KH,.....Yes My dear friends ...I would indeed enjoy my stint at being one...LOL!!!
in the Selection committee I mean...alright where are the contestants...
owen said
wohooo...is this going to be ...wohooo...is this going to be official?...ROFL.. do we need a quorum? :D
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
KellysHeroes said
owen ...it is not called "will be pimped". It is called pimpeee
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brandylady said
Qatarisun ...this side or another position??? how about missionary?? too boring lol
KellysHeroes said
just to keep you updated ...am getting "wish lists" also
so now it is a matter of mix and match :D
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owen said
i stand corrected.. pimpeee ...i stand corrected.. pimpeee then.. lol...
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
KellysHeroes said
QS ...confidentially guarenteed. so we cannot disclose names
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qatarisun said
KH.. ...YOURSELF and I do not need any pimps.. we have found each other!! Hamdullillah!
Khanan said
the selection process.. ...should be approved by all the memembers..
KH..so please forward the CV's of the potentials...
____________________________________________________
If you look at what you do not have in life;
You don't have anything.
If you look at what you have in life;
You have everything.
qatarisun said
wait wait.. hold on! ...KH!! don't forward him any CVs of any potentials!!...
yeah right..Khan, you want your wifie to break all my 4 legs?? (or how many of them do i have?)
Khanan said
well..... ...are u including hands with legs..so it makes it 4???
lool QS....
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If you look at what you do not have in life;
You don't have anything.
If you look at what you have in life;
You have everything.
qatarisun said
yeah.. probably Khan... ...anyway, KH.. he tries to distract your attention.. DO NOT send him CVs!!
King Edshel said
Hmmm? Me? ...I was the inspiration for this group??? :D I don't know really what to say ... I replied to that one weird post, but never got in mind opening a new group here ...
But if you would go with that, then you got my vote ...
When shall we name the president, vice president and the guest of honor? :) j/ k ...
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)
ksarat16 said
Alriight...KH.. ...I hope you do have my email address wheere you can forward the CVs of the potential candidates...LOL!!!
Hey there Kingie...how you doing bro...
King Edshel said
KSA ... doing fine .. ...what's about you man? How is life?
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)
KellysHeroes said
Thank you King for your vote ...Was confident you will not turn me down :D
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baedaebok said
Am I hired? ...Pimping is a way of life. Hmmm...which side shall I start off with: pimpee (receiptent) or pimper (service provider)? I need hands-on experience and on-the-job training so I'll start as "pimper". My qualifcations?
Quality of services: 100% moneyback guarantee
Diversity of products: any position, any time of the day, any city, any place, anybody, any-gender
Customer satisfaction: Many repeat customers; have considered cloning myself to satisfy the market
Products performance under various circumstances and environments: when raining, more gets wet.
Durability: Multiple-"highlights" for each session.
After "service" support: Cigarettes provided for that after-session smoke.
So, am I hired?
KellysHeroes said
Just a thought ...Now that jilfer is back. and cosidering the fact that khanan is distracting our attention. am considering replacing him by jilfer. will vote for this during the coming board meeting
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KellysHeroes said
QS ...pimp is not in listed in our dictionary.
how are dear?
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t_coffee_or_me said
Bae thats like blowing ...Bae thats like blowing once's own trumpet lol
KellysHeroes said
baedaebok ...we. the selection committee. are considering a new arrangement for you. with your skills and experience will appoint you as honorary member of the committee.
now talking about the business, we will have various schemes. like:
1. group discount
2. annual membership
3. pay as you go
4. peak and off-peak rates
5. referal points
our slogan will be: YFWYN (You find what you need) towards that target:
We will give great attention to gay and lesbo needs
Will introduce condoms/viagra/lube vending machines
Will utilize GPS technology in our business.
Considering all the above. We will all resign and dedicate our efforts to this "side business"
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qatarisun said
i am fine KH ...looking at this piece of fabric and try to figure out how can i make a TOGA out of it...lol...
KellysHeroes said
Just completed 4000 points ...Thanx to QLpimp.
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KellysHeroes said
QS ...WHat is TOGA?
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t_coffee_or_me said
How to make a toga ...How to make a toga
http://www.howtomake...
Dracula said
QL pimp group Mod's advices! ...QL Pimp Group doesn't have any people sharing this experience -- yet.
Join it if you have had the experience, plan on it if you think you will, or refuse it if you know you won't.
Then invite your friends (PIMPS)to keep you company.
This is an experience group featuring where everyone says:
"I Want to Become a QL-pimp Pimped Out By her/his Pimp".
...featuring support, personal experiences, stories, advice, chat, talk and resources from real people.
You can meet new people who understand you! If this QL-pimp group applies to you, or you plan on having it in the future, simply click
"Me Too"
or
"Plan To"
and add it to your experience network.
The more experiences you list, the better recommendations we can make for you in terms of what to read and who to know. login or register to get started in seconds.
qatarisun said
good morning Drac... ...Dracula said
good yesterday qsun! ...good yesterday qsun!
KellysHeroes said
checking TOGAs had me worry ...checking TOGAs had me worry that we have cannibals in QL or wondering if Julius Caeser is reborn
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Dracula said
Cannibals in QL?? ...Cannibals in QL?? neeehhhhhh!!!!
(muhahahahahahaha))
KellysHeroes said
special service: ...for loyal customers will introduce "pimp miles"
and for those picky customers will introduce "meet and greet"
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PhillyEagles2007 said
You should change the head ...You should change the head pimp to the pimp of the year. Check out this classic clip from the movie I'm gonna get you sucka. The b word is used twice but other wise its a clean clip.
http://youtube.com/w...
Rember, anything goes when it comes to hoes cause pimpin aint easy.
"I don't think so. Homey don't play dat."
Homey Da Clown
PhillyEagles2007 said
Check out this clip for the ...Check out this clip for the latest in pimp fashion.
http://www.youtube.c...
"I don't think so. Homey don't play dat."
Homey Da Clown
heero_yuy2 said
But how about the legal matters? ...In order to stop it from being termed 'underground', you must make some papers to the authorities 'round here.
Plus, which type of pimp classification and description are we going to select to become a member? Some pimps may ruin the organization so we must select only a few with the right atittude...
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
baedaebok said
Who me? ...Who me?
marhabtain said
Try us!!!! ...Boys R Us okay - we are in Yellow pages..............
thexonic said
lol good one KH, "Pimp my ...lol good one KH, "Pimp my QL" :D
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anil_fig said
what about "THE MADAM" ...Pimmps inc. who you planning to appoint for that role
qatarisun said
KH will be Madam, since he ...KH will be Madam, since he started it...
KellysHeroes said
Thank you QS for the nomination ...At least I will not worry about my retirement
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KellysHeroes said
yes baedaebok ...but unfortunately you turned your back to us and headed towards the Holly land
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