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Mystica's picture
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Mystica said This is woman's ideal man! ...

Just keep dancing, it will do you good!

 

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dweller said Ha Ha ...

Very amusing........dream on!

 

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owen said kiara.. ...

do we have these kind of "MAN" nowadays?...if there is, would like to take him home...lol

good morning everyone..


 

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Gypsy said I'm the skeleton with the ...

I'm the skeleton with the bottle of wine closest to her.

I feel your scorn and I accept it-Jon StewartI feel your scorn and I accept it-Jon Stewart

 

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dweller said OK if you are men bashing ...

Here's additional fuel. Apologies if I have posted this previously

THE LONELY BRAIN CELL

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice,

"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away.....

"We're down here ."

 

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scottishlad said THE LONELY BRAIN CELL ...

I must admit... that was funny!

 

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JoeKanuck said I hate to say it ladies but ...

I hate to say it ladies but I wouldn't be surprised if those perfect men are dating other perfect men...

 

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Sindbad in LoVe said Perfect Women ... ...

If the perfect women - like Gypsy - look like this.. I dont ever want to be the Perfect Man :)


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Rock The Casbah said Here is my joke to even things up a bit. ...

Why do Women wear perfume and Make up?

Because they are ugly and they smell.

 

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owen said dweller.. ...

LOL...but somehow true..


 

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DaRuDe said All I need ...

is one damn perfect rude full of attitude GOTH.

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Gypsy said I never claimed to be the ...

I never claimed to be the perfect women. I said I was the skeleton with the wine bottle closest. If I was the perfect women I would have been snapped up long ago. :P

I feel your scorn and I accept it-Jon StewartI feel your scorn and I accept it-Jon Stewart

 

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DaRuDe said LOL ...

these days the camera cells u never know who is taking ur pic from which cornor.

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Sindbad in LoVe said The perfect couple : ) ...

An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've never been better!" he replies. "I've got married to the perfect women, she is 18-year-old bride who's now pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell You a Story.
I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day he's in a bit of hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella Instead of his gun.
"So he's in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appears in front of Him!
He raises up his umbrella, points it at the bear, and squeezes the Handle.
The bear drops dead in front of him, suffering from a bullet wound in its chest."
"That's impossible! Someone else must have shot that bear," the man said.
"Exactly," replies the Doc.


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owen said sinbad.. ...

LOL...poor 80-year old man..


 

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Cornellian said I don't want a perfect ...

I don't want a perfect guy...perfect is too boring!

 

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Sindbad in LoVe said Exactly .. ...

Like intelligent women :)


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Cornellian said are u saying intelligent ...

are u saying intelligent women are too boring ?

 

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Gypsy said Maybe that's why I can't ...

Maybe that's why I can't keep a guy, I'm too intelligent therefore too boring...perhaps I'm not modest enough either.

I feel your scorn and I accept it-Jon StewartI feel your scorn and I accept it-Jon Stewart

 

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Noble-Man said Perfect Guy ...

Nobody is perfect, be it a man or a woman.

That's why we were created to compliment and love each other.

 

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joann_xvi said that's ideal alright... in ...

that's ideal alright... in my dreams...
Im not complaining... my husband can be perfect sometimes minus the protruding belly.

my cute babymy cute baby

 

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Mystica said Men!!! ...

 

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Alexa said hey, how did you get the ...

hey, how did you get the pics of my husband and my Ex's?????

 

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mirash said Kewl :) ...

Kewl :)

 

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Colt45 said Nobody's Perfect ...

Hi... I'm Nobody!


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jackmohan2007 said Hey there are perfect guys like this... ...

Hey there are perfect guys like this.... you pay them after they do the deed ...They are called servants in English....lol

But you will need a sponsor for that too....

 

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King Edshel said Agree on that ... ...

there is but not as servants ... they do exist but ... what can i say ...

 

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)


 

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thexonic said lol U can get the perfect ...

lol U can get the perfect guy, if u get the visa for him and pay him good salary :D. These pics r not for a perfect guy, these r the perfect slaves  

 

IF EVERYONE WAS TO TAKE AN EYE FOR AN EYE, THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD'VE BEEN BLIND TODAY - MAHATMA GANDHI


 

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nadt said we can only dream of ...

we can only dream of this.....

 

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OrangKedah said The perfect man could be in ...

The perfect man could be in every woman's dream.... and the reality of the fact is that he is nothing but an illusion.

 

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harsha said is there a perfect guy??? ...

is there a perfect guy??? like she said.. they will die waiting for the perfect guy..

 

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JAVI said Something is wrong here ...

These guys are lacking testosterone. Guys can be teddy bears, I agree, but that is just too perfect--like what people do when they got caught cheating, too good to be true.

MEN, conquer, some conquer less than others but this is what gives a distinct diff to the "beautiful ladies."

Ladies ladies, behave yourself, women keeps the nuke contained; I did say beautiful.


 

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azilana7037 said No such thing as PERFECT ...

Sometimes, the person YOU think that is (almost) PERFECT happened to be NOT...because you want to believe that he/she is for the reason that said person makes you feel and do the things you look/seek for...

WAKE UP...


 

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JAVI said Hey azi ...

Why are you awake this early, did you even sleep? Or just an early bird?

 

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oabazeed said I'm not the perfect guy... ...

I'm not the perfect guy... you are looking for.. lol

 

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azilana7037 said JAVI, Insomnia... ...

attacks again :-(


 

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JAVI said Too much redbull and vodka perhaps? ...

Those full moon beach party can do this to you, just kiddin. So are you up for work?

 

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azilana7037 said nahhh, JAVI ...

wasn't partying that much since I fell from the quadbike 2 weeks ago. These rickety bones and muscles took time to heal...

And i don't like VODKA...redbulls only GOOD when I feel sleepy.

Due back to work SUNDAY...arrrgghhh


 

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