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Abdulrehmansajid said
:S ...:S
thexonic said
abdulrehmansajid, having ...abdulrehmansajid, having difficulties to understand simple jokes???
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Swift06 said
thexonic arab cartoons for you! :P ...如果您認為我是母狗! 您應該遇見我的媽媽!
mallrat said
grrr... . . . ...grrr...
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Abdulrehmansajid said
lolz nice one.......yeah ...lolz nice one.......yeah kinda difficulties... :P
Harry99 said
Why 9/11 perpertrators were not Lebanese... ...10. 645 is too early for most Lebanese to get up
9. Lebanese are always late, they would've missed all 4 flights
8. Hot girls on the planes would have distracted them
7. Lebanese only uses cellular phones to make missed calls and not to communicate with each other
6. Free alcohol on the plane, get it?
5. The suspected car found outside of Boston Airport would be a BMW not a Ford.
4. They wouldn't have a meeting in Afghanistan "there are no girls there", perhaps in Sweden
3. Talking behind each other's back would start a big fight on the plane.
2. 18 Lebanese can't even organize a simple lunch to get together! You think they can organize such an attack?
1. They would've been too busy fixing their hair.
Dracula said
AMEEN! ...AMEEN!
janeyjaney said
harry! So so true! I have a ...harry! So so true! I have a lot of leb friends and this is just spot on! LOL!-------------------------------------------------
╬ Don't look back in anger, Sally. ╬
Dracula said
no comments! ...britexpat said
Reminds me .. ...A Lebanese opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the Lebanese was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.
"You guys are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
"Oh my gaaad....", replied the Lebanese, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex???!!!!!"
Dracula said
lol ...britexpat said
Drac.. ...You crack me up... :0)
Would love to see the other angle with the tight jeans..
Dracula said
monalisa has an job in leban ...Rizks said
Dra.. didnt get wat tat ...Dra.. didnt get wat tat signature pic of ur STATES ??
anahmed said
Drac....LoL!! ...lebanon did wonders to mona...
Never Ask for a SMILE..just GIVE it..
Dracula said
ana...visit lebanon :) but ...ana...visit lebanon :)
but take a picture now and one after! :)
3sure-hunk3r said
ha ha ha what is it about ...ha ha ha what is it about lebanese....? i have colleague before a lebanese he couldnt start the work with out talking something about x really, now i got it.....
one leb. lady evry time she passes by the glass window she always post and see her poise stop and arrange her self she did not notice that thers some one in the other side of the glass could see her.
"Born optimist nothing can keep me too low for so long"
nadt said
What is this Lebanese ...What is this Lebanese bashing...totally disgusting and so true.looool..
Drac, you have a photo for every occasion..lol..
britexpat said
Nadt.. ...Couple of Aussie Lebanese jokes..
Q. What do you call a Leb on a bike?
A. Ali Davidson
Q. What do u call a Leb on the moon?
A. Naser.
nadt said
lol Brit, actually i liked ...lol Brit, actually i liked the rolex one too..
thexonic said
Bunch of wackos (dracula) ...Bunch of wackos (dracula) trying to bash me lol.
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Apple said
Lol! Drac... ...Monalisa looks more happy after the job :DDDD
yaahooo!
angelicface said
gee...i guess she really is very happy with her new look...lol ...spicemom said
monalisa now looks more like ...monalisa now looks more like the babes in baywatch.......(my wat huge melons....oooops>slaps self)
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
Murali said
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...the rolex one is really good.
thexonic said
I think Condi. Rice should ...I think Condi. Rice should go to Lebanon for some plastic surgery too :P
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sonam said
monsalis on Arabian seminar.... ...Monalisa on Arabian Seminar
britexpat said
Condi.............. ...Swoooooooooooooooooooooonn!
Too bad she's gay!
thexonic said
Where's Da vinci ...lol thats not monalisa, I wonder what would da vinici say about all the comments gaven to mona lisa.
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anahmed said
Drac... ...geeee...thanks good idea... shall try it... and will send the pics across... ^_*
Keep a close watch on my QL posts..
Never Ask for a SMILE..just GIVE it..
janeyjaney said
monalisa has been ...monalisa has been LEBANIZED!! Lol-------------------------------------------------
╬ We are the renegades of funk! ╬
Dracula said
Mhon Al Leesha! ...Mhon Al Leesha!
janeyjaney said
post some more pics Drac! I ...post some more pics Drac! I remember this leb frnd of mine who was always broke coz he would spend way too much on clothes and booze!! I cant complain, he knws how to party though!-------------------------------------------------
╬ We are the renegades of funk! ╬
Dracula said
Janey ...Dracula said
again! :) ...thexonic said
Dracula, where did u find my ...Dracula, where did u find my keys ???? ahahaha
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a coisa mais importante na vida é SHEESHA- "Sheesha man"
labda06 said
Hahahaha, you guys are ...Hahahaha, you guys are craaazzyy!!
Drac where dyu get these crazy images!!
Thexonic/Brit, lay off my girlfriend Condi, she's hottt!
"Jordan's gonna have a case of "assus beatus redus". That's Latin for I'm gonna beat his a55 til it glows."
RIP Bernie Mac
britexpat said
labda06.. ...To each her own, but I know a really good optician you can go to...
labda06 said
Hahahahahaha, nasty ...Hahahahahaha, nasty Brit
"Jordan's gonna have a case of "assus beatus redus". That's Latin for I'm gonna beat his a55 til it glows."
RIP Bernie Mac
thexonic said
Labda, all I am saying is ...Labda, all I am saying is that condi should see a dentist, get her nose job done and fix her hair and get a booty implant lol... she'll be off the heezy :P
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labda06 said
Thexonic ...Errrrr, any room for a boob job, toe surgery, eyelash trimming, tatooed eyebrows...???? :)
I'll tell you who needs surgery, Bush the Dodo. Nah, he just needs a face transplant.
"Quit hanging on to the handrails . . . Let go. Surrender. Go for the ride of your life. Do it every day." Melody Beattie
thexonic said
Labda, I think bush needs to ...Labda, I think bush needs to get rid of his beak, he looks like that woodpecker who has a habit of going everywhere and tattooing his name lol
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labda06 said
LOL Thexonic, I cant recall ...LOL Thexonic, I cant recall which user said on another thread "(Bush) is going to kill us all!" I laughed like crazy...Dodo.
"Quit hanging on to the handrails . . . Let go. Surrender. Go for the ride of your life. Do it every day." Melody Beattie
britexpat said
No ned for surgery or extreme makeover.. ..."It's rumored in Washington that Condoleezza Rice has a new boyfriend. Allegedly, he's Canada's Foreign Minister, Peter MacKay. Since he's a diplomat and he visits her at the White House, he has to have a Secret Service code name. Do you know what his Secret Service code name is? 'Captain Kirk.' You know why they call him that? Because he's going where no man has gone before." --Jay Leno
thexonic said
Labda u never knwo what bush ...Labda u never knwo what bush is upto, but i'm sure he's planning a firework before he leaves his seat :P, u know "old habits die hard"
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labda06 said
Britexpat LOL. I wonder what ...Britexpat LOL. I wonder what her "problem" is anyhoooo??? Maybe she's just not impressed by the male anatomy...uhem...I mean the girl breathes weapons of mass destruction. Do you really think that girl can be fazed? I think not.
Thexonic...lets just pray he doesnt get war happy again. The guy is bored. He needs to be kept occupied. Someone throw him a golf club. hehe
"Quit hanging on to the handrails . . . Let go. Surrender. Go for the ride of your life. Do it every day." Melody Beattie
thexonic said
Labda, I think Bush should join QL :P ...That will keep him busy and away from war atleast for sometime lol.
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Who the hell needs pot when u got Cookie dough :D
britexpat said
labda06.. ...She's black and extremely successful. To get there, she has had o work hard and prove herself to be better than most - especially males.
Maybe, men find her too daunting to have a relationship!
thexonic said
Britexpat, U r right, wonder ...Britexpat, U r right, wonder how many guys she slept with to get there lol. Specially with that kind of body and an ugly face, she did have to work really hard.
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labda06 said
True Britexpat but surely ...True Britexpat but surely she can have it ALLLLLLL!
We can have it ALL!!! I really admire her for obvious reasons. But this aspect is a bit disappointing because it suggests to get to THAT level you have to forsake a family life. And I really believe we can have it ALL. The career and the family.
"Quit hanging on to the handrails . . . Let go. Surrender. Go for the ride of your life. Do it every day." Melody Beattie
labda06 said
Grrrrrr Thexonic, she is not ...Grrrrrr Thexonic, she is not ugly. She's pretty. I love the gap between her teeth. She did not sleep with any man to get there. As a matter of fact, she slept with women. FACT. :P
"Quit hanging on to the handrails . . . Let go. Surrender. Go for the ride of your life. Do it every day." Melody Beattie
thexonic said
Labda r u saying that Condi is a lesbian? ...Oh no way, I think she's bi lol.
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britexpat said
The US media will go to town once she leaves office.. ...One silly fact: The reason that the media has kept a low profile on this "issue" and not pursued questions regarding her sexuality is that she is NOT an elected official..