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Toilet Cleaning Instructions

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1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet; the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


Xena's picture

Xena said I know I shouldn't laugh..... ...

but hehehehe....... :-)

 

han19's picture

han19 said you have got to be ...

you have got to be joking.......

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treysdad's picture

treysdad said The best ...

The best joke I have read by far in weeks! I hope nobody (esp. cat lovers) takes this seriously! LOL

 

han19's picture

han19 said i was imagining the entire ...

i was imagining the entire scene and trying to place the door at a strategic location.

stand on the lid...LOL

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sl's picture

sl said All Men Have One...!! ...

have one
Your husband will have one
Your mother uses your father's one
And your auntie uses your uncle's one
A married lady would acquire one
But a divorced lady would lose her one
A Pope doesn't use his one
Madonna doesn't have one
The Chinese usually have short ones
While the Sri Lankans usually have long ones
After your marriage your husband will give you his one?
Longer or shorter you have to take his one.
Are you afraid of taking a LONG one.
Do you want one?
How long do you want?
Which one is your preferred one?
Long one or short one
(See below for answer)
What you are thinking of?
Are you sure?
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Its your Surname,
You Dirty minded joker!!


 

mufy's picture

mufy said the cat run .... ...

like xena said, we shouldn't laugh.. but i'm laughing out louder.. man can't take the pic out of my mind.. the cat run between the toilet and the front door...

i don't know if u posted that seriously but my sincere thanks for making us laugh..

http://braveatheart....

 

Alexa's picture

Alexa said So that's how it is ...

So that's how it is done!!!!!!!! ;)

 

owen's picture

owen said :-) ...

yup, im controlling myself here from laughing, got strong imaginations here...couldn't help it.... :D


 

Scorpio's picture

Scorpio said sl ...

Your madder than me..LOL...and that's saying a lot :D

 

yv2r's picture

yv2r said Send your brilliant idea ...

yv2r

Really you have excellent imaginations and why don't you send this idea to any marketing company.

 

Artax's picture

Artax said Thanks for the cat-suggestion. ...

Darn, thit is the solution to my neighbor-cat problem!

I think I`ll only have to try it once to get rid of the darn beast...

Thanks for the great tip. :)

Artax

 

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King Edshel said Poor Cat ... ...

you would never stop SL ...

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)

 

Snowstorm's picture

Snowstorm said thats how to do two things at a time. very funny ...

 

YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!

NewNew

 

harsha's picture

harsha said lol.. i shud get a cat or ...

lol.. i shud get a cat or wat? lol..

 

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