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MagicDragon's picture

Four horses were found having been doped at the Olympics in Bejing. They were from Germany, Brazil, Norway, and Ireland. The cream used is Capsaicin and enhances the bloodflow in the skin making the horses more sensitive not to touch the obstacles. Could that be a priceworthy alternative to Viagra?

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Salmamohd said ahhahahahaha..lolxxx no ...

ahhahahahaha..lolxxx no commentssss

 

bondowen's picture

bondowen said Hi ...

"Not to touch the obstacles".....
not sure about that part there....

 

MagicDragon's picture

MagicDragon said that's only for the horses, ...

that's only for the horses, bond.

 

Rizks's picture

Rizks said Viagra ??? Yea there is ...

Viagra ???

Yea there is "PeaNuTS " ...LoL

 

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Vivo Bonito said if and when that cream would ...

if and when that cream would be applied to human...

certainly human would felt excited even just by waving a few inches apart to any skin...:D

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MagicDragon said go here: ...

go here: http://www.fiery-foo...
if you really want be informed. Bt the way, price is about US $ 10 per 1.5 OZ

 

heero_yuy2's picture

heero_yuy2 said If it doesn't touch the obstacles ...

...it's probably the opposite of Viagra. A shrinker. Having a long weiner while running in an obstacle course hits the obstacle better, get it?

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

 

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MagicDragon said heero, it makes the horses ...

heero, it makes the horses try to avoid the obstacles because they are so much more sensitive. You would simply have a better bloodrate in the piece of flash to which you'd apply the creame and be highly sensitive thereat. Exactly what you wanted to have. Right?

 

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heero_yuy2 said Does a horse jump an obstacle to avoid hitting its weiner? ...

Is this how they're trained to do?

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

 

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MagicDragon said In the case of horses the ...

In the case of horses the cream is applied to their lower leg portions, man. You have to have some fantasy to see the use for humans. Don't be so tucked to the horse.

 

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heero_yuy2 said Dude, I, err, don't and can't waste time imagining horses ...

...maybe that's why I don't get it. Can't compare a horse to a human. LOL

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

 

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MagicDragon said no need to compare. A horse ...

no need to compare. A horse jumps over an obstacle and hits it with its feet. It hurts a little bit but not too much. So it does it again. Now the creme is applied to its legs. It jumps and hits the obstacle and says:" Ouch, this time it really hurt." And the next time the horse will try not to hit the obstacle again, because it learnt that it hurts a lot. Why, because the creme widens the bloodvessels, more blood enters the tissue and the sensitivety is increased. Now, if you apply the creme to your wiener more blood will flow through it (which hopefully will make it bigger) and the sensitivety will also increase (you feel more). And furthermore, the creme mentioned originally was used on humans and was then discovered as a good dope for educating horses. The advantage: it is cheap and available.

 

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Supernurse said I don't believe it! ...

I don't believe it!

 

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Alexa said Hiya Super! A sense of ...

Hiya Super!

A sense of humour is just common sense dancing, sadly, common sense has left the building and is dancing somewhere else.
Alexa

 

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Supernurse said Hiya Alexa! thought you were ...

Hiya Alexa! thought you were partying!

 

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heero_yuy2 said Re:MagicDragon ...

And furthermore, the creme mentioned originally was used on humans and was then discovered as a good dope for educating horses.

Y'know, you remind me of Mane & Tail Shampoo, the shampoo originally used for horses and now being used by humans...

It jumps and hits the obstacle and says:" Ouch, this time it really hurt."

You sure know how to fill in the shoes of a horse. LOL

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

 

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MagicDragon said slightly above the hoves, my ...

slightly above the hoves, my friend, where there is skin and meat.

 

Alexa's picture

Alexa said Yep super, that was the ...

Yep super, that was the plan...until some people got really "uncomfortable" and I just did not feel like seeing anybody anymore...so , just chilling at home.

A sense of humour is just common sense dancing, sadly, common sense has left the building and is dancing somewhere else.
Alexa

 

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MagicDragon said Go ahead, Alexa, you can ...

Go ahead, Alexa, you can party right here. The thread is too complicated for some people anyway.

 

Supernurse's picture

Supernurse said Sorry for hijack* i've not ...

Sorry for hijack* i've not long got in so I'm chilling too!

 

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MagicDragon said didn't you buy the heater as ...

didn't you buy the heater as Qatari adviced??

 

Alexa's picture

Alexa said Feel more like a major ...

Feel more like a major bitchin' session, to tell you the truth...

A sense of humour is just common sense dancing, sadly, common sense has left the building and is dancing somewhere else.
Alexa

 

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britexpat said MD.. Speaking of horses.. ...

One day, the Clerk of the Course spotted a trainer giving something to a horse just before the start of a race.

He went over and said, "Doping?" The trainer said, "Indeed not, Sir. 'Tis just lump sugar. Look, I'll take a bit myself.....see?"

The Clerk of the Course said, "Sorry, but we have to be careful. As a matter of fact, I like a bit of sugar myself." So the trainer gave him a piece.

When the Clerk of the Course disappeared, the trainer gave his jockey his last minute instructions, "Don't forget the drill. Hold him in 'til the last four furlongs. Don't worry if anything passes you, it'll be me or the Clerk of the Course!"


 

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