Always listen before you Interrupt

Little jhonny watched his dadd's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Karen in passionate embrace. Little jhonny found this so exiciting that he could not contain himself as he ran and started to tell his mother.
Mommy i was at the playground and i saw dadd's car go into the woods with aunt karen. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Karen a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, Then Aunt Karen helped daddy to take his pants off. Then Aunt Karen......
At this point Mommy cut him off. "jhonny, This is such an intresting story. Why dont you save the rest of it for supper time? I want to see the look on dadd's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Momm'y asked little jhonny to tell his story. Jhonny started his story; " I was at the playground and i saw dadd's car go into the woods with Aunt Karen. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Karen a big kiss,then he helped her take off her shirt, Then Aunt Karen helped daddy to take his pants off. Then Aunt Karen and dadd'y started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Jack used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

Moral.... Listen to the full story before you interrupt.