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Men are like computers
1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
2. A better model is just around the corner.
3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
4. it is always necessary to have a back-up.
5. They 'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
6. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
7. In order to get their attentions,you have to turn them on.
8. the lights are on but nobody's home.
9. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
10. Size does matter.
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Luciano said
11- long lasting if u didn't ...11- long lasting if u didn't miss use them ;).
MagicDragon said
12 they cannot make ...12 they cannot make mistakes. It's always the user who does.
MagicDragon said
13 Some are built to specs ...13 Some are built to specs and last forever.
Torque said
We generally go down less ...We generally go down less than pc's........a Window's based comment obviously... ;-)
Don't get confused between hard & soft-ware...lol
Torque 8-)
haddoc said
Hardware Micro.. ...Some have Hardware which are "Micro and Soft"...Hahhah
snowyowl said
I got this email awhile ago ...I got this email awhile ago but it was entitled Women are like computers???
I may be blonde but I am wise
smile lots laugh more
MagicDragon said
that would be a woman ...that would be a woman dragging a ball of hay behind her. Being "extended memory".
Luciano said
14- charge it professionally ...14- charge it professionally to get the best performance.
heero_yuy2 said
I thought it was 'Women are like computers' ......like snowyowl sed.
I also remember having read this post months ago here...
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
tatess said
.... ...Men are like... place mats. They only show up when there's food
on the table.
Men are like... mascara. They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
Men are like... bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise
they just look silly.
Men are like... government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like... parking spots. All the good ones are taken.
Men are like... copiers. You need them for reproduction, but
that's about it.
Men are like... lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that
bright.
Men are like... bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't
generate much interest.
Men are like... high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get
the hang of it.
Men are like... miniskirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep
up your legs.
Luciano said
:P) Grrrr tatess. what's ...:P) Grrrr tatess. what's wrong between u and men now a days???
snowyowl said
LOL tatess...you missed one ...LOL tatess...you missed one though,
Men are like.....lino, lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the rest of your life
I may be blonde but I am wise
smile lots laugh more
tatess said
good morning Luciano ...nothing wrong between me and men. Ramadan Mubarak.
Luciano said
Good morning tatess ...Ramadan Mubarak to u too dear, u look serious tatess ",) i was joking with u dear
tatess said
i know you are. ...just thinking what else to post about men.lol.
Luciano said
lol. so mien girl:) ...Just tell me who bother u and I'll handel it :D , instead of u handeling all men
janeyjaney said
LOL!!! Tatess, what are you ...LOL!!! Tatess, what are you on about? Men issues?? Damnnnnnn... it must be that bad.
tatess said
ha,ha,ha ...my little boy, 2 months old .
Torque said
LOL /-a-t-/ tatess, very ...LOL /-a-t-/ tatess, very amusing...... ;-)
So you walk all over your man then....??!!
At least your copier clearly works...lol
Wonder what he'd make of your posts....
Torque 8-)