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A question for Macho Men

QT's picture

Gentlemen, Hypothetically speaking, say, if you go for a sports or deep tissue massage and the masseur/masseuse was a little too gentle to start with and you tell them to massage you as hard as possible...

If you underestimated their strength and it then hurts like a *&(%^&...,

do you...

a) Tell them you were wrong and a big baby and that it hurts too much so could they please ingnore your 1st request and be gentle

or

b) Act Macho, grind your teeth and take the pain like a man, given that it was you who initially told them to do it a hard as they can?

(...hypothetically of course...)

heero_yuy2's picture

heero_yuy2 said I won't be answering this ...

...as I ain't macho a body.

But as of my experience in having a massage, I never tell them they're wrong. Actually, taking the pain IS better and feels relaxing and soothing after taking it...that's the purpose of the massage. To snap the body pains out of your body...

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

 

Stratty's picture

Stratty said In Beijing there was this ...

In Beijing there was this physiotherapist, Malaysian-Chinese he was, who prided himself on giving the most painful physio. What a bastard he was! Took all my courage to walk into the clinic!

 

QT's picture

QT said lol Stratty, now there's a macho man! ...

It's always the chinese masseurs/masseuses that hurt the most!

:(

 

QT's picture

QT said No macho men online? Everyone a metrosexual nowadays? ...

:P

 

azilana7037's picture

azilana7037 said you're the customer, you have the right ...

to tell them what you want...coz you're paying for that...irregardless whether MACHO or METROSEXUAL...



 

britexpat's picture

britexpat said I would just tell him/her ...

I would just tell him/her that it was too painful and to go easy..

 

alik's picture

alik said i will tell to calm down ...

when it was too soft i told. so i dont think telling to be soft when it gets to hard would be embarrassing.

 

skanky's picture

skanky said Sorry no Comments ...

Am just in gay mode this days...

Ask me for waxing my legs or any other painful activities to keep the beauty on me LOL.

The Venezuelan Sensation!!!

 

brutus_ceasar's picture

brutus_ceasar said Nahh... I'll tell him to let ...

Nahh... I'll tell him to let up a bit....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.

 

MR PAUL's picture

MR PAUL said QT, macho men would not have a massage ....Full stop ! ...

Now, get a grip of yerself, stop crying like a big girls blouse and get on with it...

Yer big nance....

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

brutus_ceasar's picture

brutus_ceasar said MP.. are you sure about it?? ...

MP.. are you sure about it?? How about jocks?

Cheers mate.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.

 

Oryx's picture

Oryx said Massage Macho oxymoron ...

Only Macho boys who are professional athletes have massages because it is part of their work remit.... other men dont.

Wussy girls blouse ;)

 

MR PAUL's picture

MR PAUL said Jocks ?? Big nancys the lot of em... ...

You have pain.... suck it up and get on with life....

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

mjamille28's picture

mjamille28 said most men would, just pretend ...

most men would, just pretend they are not affected at all and just grit their teeth...they wouldn't want anybody else to know they couldn't take the pain.... :P

 

MR PAUL's picture

MR PAUL said Maybe im just too hard and macho for my own good :D ...

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

Oryx's picture

Oryx said mjamille28 ...

yes but who are they fooling?
we all know men have a really low pain thresh hold and thats why they get all weedy and whingy with the slightest illness.

 

mjamille28's picture

mjamille28 said lol,..certainly not us.... ...

lol,..certainly not us....

 

MR PAUL's picture

MR PAUL said Ask Tig, he gets the sniffles and reakons hes seconds away from ...

death....The big girls blouse !

:D

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

labda06's picture

labda06 said hahahahah, macho ...

hahahahah, macho men....they're extinct!!! They are all metrosexual whoosies now.

-------------------sshwalleleh sshwalleloh---------------

 

MR PAUL's picture

MR PAUL said Hey Labda...Im 100% all man, grrr............ ...

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

Oryx's picture

Oryx said Tigasin ...

thats because Tig is in Peak Physical Condition..and his body is very finely tuned....
well that is what he tells us...!
he did manage to push a car that had run out of petrol the other day...

 

mjamille28's picture

mjamille28 said whoosies huh... lol ...

whoosies huh... lol

 

mjamille28's picture

mjamille28 said labda, any exceptions on the ...

labda, any exceptions on the "whoosies" category? :P

 

labda06's picture

labda06 said yeah mjamille, Mr. Paul but ...

yeah mjamille, Mr. Paul but NO ONE ELSE I say :P

-------------------sshwalleleh sshwalleloh-------------

 

mjamille28's picture

mjamille28 said see MP, i knew there was an ...

see MP, i knew there was an exception...just had to ask....lol watch out for angry protesters labda,..good morning..

 

labda06's picture

labda06 said mjamille ...

Good morning hun....let them bring it on, Im in that kinda mood haha

-------------------sshwalleleh sshwalleloh-------------

 

mjamille28's picture

mjamille28 said i like your style ...

i like your style labda.....lol

 

owen's picture

owen said awwww QT...better say than ...

awwww QT...better say than regret later on, you might end up in a hospital due to broken bones (if ever)... be honest and let it out that "hell man, that hurts! can you make it gentle?!".. :D
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.

 

someonenew's picture

someonenew said LOL! Ther's no such thing as ...

LOL! Ther's no such thing as Macho men! Men have a very low thresh hold for pain. They're such whoosies.

I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown

 

Timbo's picture

Timbo said Pain is just weakness ...

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.....

 

labda06's picture

labda06 said mjamille, why thank you ...

mjamille, why thank you (blushes) :P

-------------------sshwalleleh sshwalleloh-------------

 

mjamille28's picture

mjamille28 said lol labda....anytime... ...

lol labda....anytime...

 

skanky's picture

skanky said what about MachoWoman??? ...

Are there any machowoman???

The Venezuelan Sensation!!!

 

MR PAUL's picture

MR PAUL said Pain is natures way of telling you, you f******* up ! ...

Tig pushed a car ? What was it, a toy car ?

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

skanky's picture

skanky said Paul ...

Probably a Matchbox LOL

The Venezuelan Sensation!!!

 

Fatcat's picture

Fatcat said Skanky, if you want I have a ...

Skanky, if you want I have a great sugar wax recipe ;)

 

britexpat's picture

britexpat said MP..Is this Tig's favourite song ?? ...

Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it's too much my body
Check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body

Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Ow....

Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be a macho!

 

MR PAUL's picture

MR PAUL said Or try "so macho" by Sinitta..... ...

Google it or ask yer parents,girls and boys.

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

labda06's picture

labda06 said Mr. Paul, I'll have to ask ...

Mr. Paul, I'll have to ask my great-grandfather...

-------------------sshwalleleh sshwalleloh-------------

 

MR PAUL's picture

MR PAUL said cheeky bugger, im not THAT old......Am i ? ...

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

mjamille28's picture

mjamille28 said no you're not.... ...

no you're not....

 

labda06's picture

labda06 said Well you're only as old as ...

Well you're only as old as you feel Mr. Paul. Chin up.

-------------------sshwalleleh sshwalleloh-------------

 

MR PAUL's picture

MR PAUL said Well i would like to feel.....A nice twenty something lady ...

:D

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

labda06's picture

labda06 said Mr. Paul ...

Drats I dont qualify, Im not even of consenting age!!! :P

-------------------sshwalleleh sshwalleloh---------------

 

MR PAUL's picture

MR PAUL said What ?? yer not in yer twenties ? ...

But hey, im not too fussy on the age issue...

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

princess habibah's picture

princess habibah said Not a bloke.. I usually ...

Not a bloke..

I usually take the pain when that happens. I figure it still relieves my muscle fatigue which is better then a person with a soft touch. Besides wouldn't want them to think I'm a wimp ;)

Maryum : Umm Hasan bint Abdullah Alshabrawishi

 

labda06's picture

labda06 said Mr. Paul, we dont want you ...

Mr. Paul, we dont want you going down for statutory rape do we now??!

-------------------sshwalleleh sshwalleloh-------------

 

MR PAUL's picture

MR PAUL said Women cant take pain....And dont give me all that crap about ...

having babies is the worse pain ever....Try catching yer todger in yer flies....

A whole new defination of pain and suffering !

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

mjamille28's picture

mjamille28 said lol MP... ...

lol MP...

 

MR PAUL's picture

MR PAUL said Especially if yer catch yer "bag and curlies" as well !! ...

Having to sit there, tackle out, with a pair of small scissors, trying to carefully negotiate the extraction of said items, without causing futher damage....

Tricky, i can tell ya.

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

labda06's picture

labda06 said Mr. Paul just go baldie ...

Mr. Paul just go baldie then! :O

-------------------sshwalleleh sshwalleloh-------------

 

Winn's picture

Winn said Well..with a good ...

Well..with a good masseur/masseuse the question does not arise...they know the pressure points n how much to go where and do accordingly. But it changes if u hav gone to fix/set something. It does hurt, but then u dont hav an option! (ofcourse u hav an option to scream with all u got in ur lungs n wake up the dead!)

Had once gone to fix a twisted ankle...all was fine initially, in fact i thot he was too gentle and then all of a sudden a white hot pain went all the way to my head n back....but yeah he did a gud job of fixin it!

 

MR PAUL's picture

MR PAUL said Labda, who says im not ????? ...

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

labda06's picture

labda06 said Mr. Paul ...

LOL, I knew your lawnmower would come in handy.

-------------------sshwalleleh sshwalleloh-------------

 

MR PAUL's picture

MR PAUL said lol :D ...

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

britexpat's picture

britexpat said MP.. ...

If Beckham can do it, then why not you..


 

mjamille28's picture

mjamille28 said lol labda... ...

lol labda...

 

MR PAUL's picture

MR PAUL said Beckhams not macho...Hes a big girls blouse ! ...

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

brutus_ceasar's picture

brutus_ceasar said MR PAUL said Labda, who says im not ????? .. ...

Nice way to go MP.. (hhhmmm..... really refreshing.. going baldie)

Cheers
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.

 

MR PAUL's picture

MR PAUL said I can neither confirm or deny that suggestion ...... ...

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

mjamille28's picture

mjamille28 said lol MP.. it's like an answer ...

lol MP.. it's like an answer during a press conference or something... ;)

 

MR PAUL's picture

MR PAUL said Jammy, its what we were trained to say....:D ...

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

mjamille28's picture

mjamille28 said lol MP,..no arguments....but ...

lol MP,..no arguments....but do call me MJ... ;)

 

MR PAUL's picture

MR PAUL said Why,when yer name is M****** ?? ...

Where does the Jamille bit come into it ?

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

mjamille28's picture

mjamille28 said jamille is my precious ...

jamille is my precious 4-year-old MP...

 

MR PAUL's picture

MR PAUL said Roger,message recieved and understood ! ...

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

mjamille28's picture

mjamille28 said lol MP.. ...

lol MP..

 

janeyjaney's picture

janeyjaney said Well I still think.. ...

that David Beckham is a pretty girlyboy. ;)

 

MR PAUL's picture

MR PAUL said You have no tatse in men JJ..... ...

None whatsoever. I bet he cant iron or do the housework....

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

mjamille28's picture

mjamille28 said of course he cant MP... he ...

of course he cant MP... he probably has people to do that for him.., along with other chores that he cant do by himself..

 

MR PAUL's picture

MR PAUL said :D ...

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

brutus_ceasar's picture

brutus_ceasar said Like what MJ?? (hhhmm..... ...

Like what MJ?? (hhhmm..... can do any chores)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.

 

mjamille28's picture

mjamille28 said all housework brutus,..of ...

all housework brutus,..of course, he cant do it by himself coz he's got money to pay people to do that for him..and putting the toilet seat down,lol... :P

 

MR PAUL's picture

MR PAUL said And getting "Skinny spice" to wipe his butt for him.... ...

Hes nothing but an oxygen thief....

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

mjamille28's picture

mjamille28 said yep, he's a whoosie ...

yep, he's a whoosie alright...

 

britexpat's picture

britexpat said Beckam probaly has people do ...

Beckam probaly has people do the waxing for him also.. Not a pretty sight I should think..

 

mjamille28's picture

mjamille28 said your probablky right brit... ...

your probablky right brit...

 

MR PAUL's picture

MR PAUL said Sack, back and crack.... ...

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

britexpat's picture

britexpat said MP.. ...

With the beer belly, be very careful of the sack.. You might lose something .. as this poor fellow..

November 2007, Russia) Late one night, Eduard entered the apartment of a 30-year-old handicapped man, who slept peacefully as Eduard quietly cleaned out the valuables. Eduard was preparing to leave when suddenly the man woke up.
"I couldn't believe my eyes! The dark shape of some goon was standing next to my nightstand!" recalls the burglary victim. "I cried out and he attacked me, who was defenseless, with his fists! I had no choice. I hit him between the legs with my crutch, and he leapt out the window. Thank God I live on the first floor, and he did not die from the fall.

"I didn't understand at first what had fallen out of his pants. When I looked closer, I realized that it was a testicle, a man's testicle! I put it in cold water, and rushed to the phone." The handicapped man dialed the emergency services several times, but "the doctors hung up on me when I told them I had ripped a burglar's balls off!"

Half an hour later, the blood-covered thief was found by a passerby, who called the police. "An unconscious man was lying on the sidewalk," said the police investigator. "When the medics revived him, he started screaming hysterically, 'Give me back my balls!'"

Eduard's genitals were so traumatized that doctors had to amputate the entire scrotum to prevent gangrene. In the hospital, the burglar filed a complaint against his victim. He said, "I will never forgive him!"


 

mjamille28's picture

mjamille28 said lol, served him right, ...

lol, served him right, breaking into the house...

 

MR PAUL's picture

MR PAUL said Ouch !!!!! ...

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

mjamille28's picture

mjamille28 said now, he is the clear, ...

now, he is the clear, literal description of a "man who's got no balls"!!! lol

 

MR PAUL's picture

MR PAUL said Plenty of them on here.... ...

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

brutus_ceasar's picture

brutus_ceasar said hhhmmm.... checking....... ...

hhhmmm.... checking....... check.........
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.

 

mjamille28's picture

mjamille28 said right MP, will take note on ...

right MP, will take note on that one...

 

Vegas's picture

Vegas said QT??? Don't get a massage from a guy...Get a girl... ...

You can't teach experience...

 

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azilana7037 said DELETED ...

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