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Workplace Motos

Workplace motos:
"Soft on stupidity and the causes of stupidty..."
Failure ..... Natures way of saying "Give Up"
"Only My Best Is Good Enough"
"No pain no gain"
Any others.......?
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popeye said
more... ..."After all is said and done, more is said than done."
"If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame."
popeye said
never put off... ..."Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together."
"If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use being a fool."
the truth 321 said
Sayings... ...To encourage workmanship from the boss...
1. My tea's a salad so it wont go cold i.e. were all working late
2. The carrot has been dangled
3. The ball is in your court
We came we saw we were Qatarized
scottmcivor said
Buzy ...Look Buzy and do nothing
lyf said
From where I come from.... ...Wali - walking around looking important
Wait to rush and rush to wait
Eye power - standng around and not helping out
jauntie said
The New Boss (or new broom wanting to sweep clean?) ...A large company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO.
This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business!
The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I make $300 a week. Why?"
The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."
Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"
From across the room came a voice, "He’s the Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
jauntie said
You don't have to be mad to ...You don't have to be mad to work here
But it helps!
Mrs Doasyouwouldbedoneby - The Water Babies
novita77 said
"I pretend to work because ..."I pretend to work because they pretend to pay me"
novita77 said
"I can only please one ..."I can only please one person each day, today is not your day, and tomorrow doesn't look good either"
novita77 said
"I don't get even, I get ..."I don't get even, I get odder"
jauntie said
hee hee novita! ...hee hee novita!
novita77 said
"In A Meeting, The Practical ..."In A Meeting, The Practical Alternative To Work" :-)
novita77 said
"To Error is Human, To ..."To Error is Human, To Forgive is against company policy" :P
novita77 said
jauntie ...heee heee lol. (before you ask, no ... i don't work).
novita77 said
"Tell me again how lucky i ..."Tell me again how lucky i am to work here.... I keep forgetting"
novita77 said
"Hard Work Never Killed ..."Hard Work Never Killed Anyone, But why chance it?"
novita77 said
"Confession is good for the ..."Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career"
novita77 said
"Always give 100 percents at ..."Always give 100 percents at work. 12% Sun, 23% Mon, 40% Tues, 20% Wed, 5% Thurs"
novita77 said
"If at first you don't ..."If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you even tried"
novita77 said
"I can see your point, but ..."I can see your point, but still think you are full of crap"
vishal said
Novita ...Goood percentage distribution....
Cheers,
novita77 said
vishal ...can't u tell i am bored :P
Lisa1004 said
Favorite ..." If buttholes could fly this place would be a freaking airport"!!!
I censored it a little bit.
novita77 said
"I'll try being nicer, if ..."I'll try being nicer, if you try being smarter"
novita77 said
"If your request is really ..."If your request is really urgent, I would Have Done it Already"
novita77 said
"Watch out, whatever hits ..."Watch out, whatever hits the fan will not be distributed evenly"
novita77 said
"Always be 100% behind your ..."Always be 100% behind your boss back, then its easier to stab him in the back"
novita77 said
"Please file all urgent ..."Please file all urgent requests under B, for bullshits"
novita77 said
"Tell me what you need, and ..."Tell me what you need, and i will tell you how to get along without it"
novita77 said
"A pat on the back is a ..."A pat on the back is a breath away from a kick in the pants"
popeye said
wow ...novita77, ever considered writing a book? You're really good at this.
sentibhim said
Novita ...What had happened here ? may i help you ?
vishal said
I think Novita writing a ...I think Novita writing a book on Work-place motto...
Artax said
... ...Some day we will all look back at this, laugh nervously and quickly change the subject...
Just because you do not make sense, does not mean you are an artist.
I`ll follow your every step! But mostly out of morbid curiousity...
krok said
Novita, if boredom leads you ...Novita, if boredom leads you to be so witty, may you never go back to work!
Actually I know of a website with these kinds of comments - really good for a laugh when you're having a bad day at work (and even when you aren't) but I just can't seem to remember the name!!!
novita77 said
krok ...i will have to go back to my ironing now ! :-(
krok said
that's okay, Novita ... ...that's okay, Novita ... whatever makes your brain sizzle!!!
(Not too difficult in this heat, hey?!)