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NEW COURSES OFFERED TO MEN..
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested in: BECOMING A REAL MAN
That's right, in just six quarters you, too, can be a real man. Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
FIRST YEAR
Fall Schedule:
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You Too Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS - Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas
Winter Schedule:
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4AM
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
MEN 113 Get a Life; Learn to Cook
Spring Schedule:
MEN 120 How NOT to ACT Like an Ass When You're Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons To Give Flowers
SECOND YEAR
Fall Schedule:
SEX 101 You Can Fall Asleep Without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Then Take a Shower
MEN 201 How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 202 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211 How Not to Act Younger Than Your Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honest - You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise, Especially Naked
Spring Schedule:
MEN 220 Omitting /-a-t-/#%&*/-a-t-/ From Your Vocabulary
MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting is NOT Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
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mjamille28 said
good curriculum, lol..... ...good curriculum, lol.....
someonenew said
What's with the Men bashing ...What's with the Men bashing tatess?
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
spicemom said
hmmmm thank you nice to ...hmmmm thank you nice to know.......hahahahhaha
psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe
labda06 said
someonenew ...What til she jumps you someonenew...never seen anyone so hot tempered, hehe.
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someonenew said
She can jump all she wants! ...She can jump all she wants! Aint gonna bother me... Yaaaawn!!!
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
labda06 said
LOL someonenew, you're gonna get it now, or maybe I will ...Oh well...
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tatess said
good morning every one ...oh, i'm in a good mood this morning.just thought of posting jokes about men. lol.
labda06 said
The sky is falling, the sky ...The sky is falling, the sky is falling eeeeekkkkk!!!
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spicemom said
gm labda how u girl??now am ...gm labda how u girl??now am tryin so hard to remember was it the chicken who was screaming the sky is fallin??dang i cant remmeber
psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe
someonenew said
Yeah it was a li'll chick!!! ...Yeah it was a li'll chick!!! LOL!!!! Morning Tatess n Spicy!
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
labda06 said
Good morning spicemom, and ...Good morning spicemom, and thank you for you know what!! :*
Yes it was the cookoo chicken, lolll.
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MR PAUL said
Ive done a few of those courses tatess.... ...Thats why im such a good catch for any single ladies out there.....
NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
mjamille28 said
lol....men should read this ...lol....men should read this one...
mjamille28 said
MP, what grades did they ...MP, what grades did they give you for the courses you enrolled in...? ;)
labda06 said
hahahaha Mr. Paul, you did ...hahahaha Mr. Paul, you did 'em and failed!!!
They should have a three strikes rule for this course for people like Mr. Paul. But nooooooo, he gets to re-take em, over and over. :P
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janeyjaney said
I hear Mr. P has even ...I hear Mr. P has even memorized the questions but always failed to answer w/ correct ones...
teeheeeeee
MR PAUL said
I scored very highly thank you. I can cook, do housework, ...wash/iron clothes.Although i failed men 211 and men 213.....
NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
spicemom said
labda- yr most welcome so ...labda- yr most welcome so anything special for u no wat??heeehehehe
some1new- thank you i thought it may have been one of our feathered friends adn a very good mornin to u too
mj- hehehhehehhe /-a-t-/ wat grades MP got.........:P
MP- you must've taken the course a couple of times hence yr being a good catch huh..........lol>just takin a poke at ya hehhehhehehe
psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe
mjamille28 said
hmm, not bad MP... ...hmm, not bad MP...
labda06 said
Mr. Paul??! ...He couldn't put a kettle on if he had the manual infront of him!!
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labda06 said
spicemom ...Completely undecided LOL.
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spicemom said
labda- of course he cant put ...labda- of course he cant put the kettle on hon coz polly would do it for him........:D
psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe
MR PAUL said
Labda, i do it the old way....Chop down a tree, rub 2 yanks ...together to make a spark and boil my jerry can of water over the fire, just like a rugged outdoorsman should....
NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
someonenew said
LOL! Mr.Paul u crybaby!!! I ...LOL! Mr.Paul u crybaby!!!
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
someonenew said
Ok I think the last post was ...Ok I think the last post was supposed to be in the other thread... sorry guys..
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
labda06 said
spicemom/Mr. Paul ...LOLLLL
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mjamille28 said
lol....any others you know ...lol....any others you know who passed the course MP?
MR PAUL said
:D No Jammy, just me.... ...NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
tatess said
may i know what was your favorite ...subject Mr. Paul? and the highest grade you got?
mjamille28 said
so, the movie title is true ...so, the movie title is true then...
A FEW GOOD MEN
lol............
MR PAUL said
I passed the men 110-113 with A* and distinction..... ...In fact, call me DR Paul....The lurve doctor :D
NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
mjamille28 said
wow....you must have ...wow....you must have graduated with honors...
MR PAUL said
Oh yes ! but i dont want to blow my own trumpet....... ...rather have a lady do ithat :P
NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
mjamille28 said
lol... :P ...lol... :P
abohmaid said
in this case ...i should start from preschool