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Don't Mess with Women
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man Of Your House."
He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?
The wife replied, "The f*ckin' funeral director would be my first guess.
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spicemom said
heheeheeeheehhe - agree to ...heheeheeeheehhe - agree to never mess with a woman>winks
psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe
abohmaid said
atleast ...we should try
owen said
i strongly agree on this.. ...i strongly agree on this.. never mess up with a woman.. :)
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
Luciano said
What’s this tatess?? Is it ...What’s this tatess?? Is it a true story? ... ;)
heey girl u r doing advertising campaign against men :)
Andrews said
I think tatess googled for ...I think tatess googled for all Men bashing jokes...
"I expect to pass through this life but once.
Therefore, if there be any kindness I can show,
or any good thing I can do for another human being,
let me do it now, for I shall not pass this way again
...William Penn
tatess said
lol ...i'm glad you all having fun.
mjamille28 said
this is fun...lol... ...this is fun...lol...
coolio78 said
fun??? ...get a life tatess,,, a couple of men bashing jokes are ok, but u can't go on posting them all day long... it's becoming a drag rather than funny.
haven't u got better things to do? like baby sitting (just saw in ur profile) or something?
mjamille28 said
that's why she posted them ...that's why she posted them on 'funnies'...she was not serious about it, were you tatess? :)
princess habibah said
LOL that was funny! I think ...LOL that was funny! I think he was good until he told her to comb his hair and dress him in the morning. LOL
Maryum : Umm Hasan bint Abdullah Alshabrawishi
tatess said
oh coolio78, cool man ...did you say all day long? haven't i stopped already ? oohh sorry poor guy if you are getting irritated with this men bashing jokes.I didn't know you are too sensitive .
and by the way who said I dont have better things to do. I am baby sitting right now, do the laundry ,clean the house,can do all at the same time ,especially now that my son goes back to sleep.
Why dont you be the one to get a life.I guess yourlife must be a boring one..
Luciano said
:P) heey Man, didn't she ...:P) heey Man, didn't she warning u "don't mess with women!!"
tatess said
men really never learn ...Luciano. he is getting into my nerve. but anyway, i dont want to ruin my good mood with senseless guy like coolio.
i guess ,have to leave this thread now before I get his life.
have a good day.
Luciano said
Don't bother tatess, keep ...Don't bother tatess, keep being in a good mood. we men always welcome the wemen attack, It's blessing :P
coolio78 said
good riddens... ...... bye bye tatess... see u never