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MP.. hope you are being sensible with the drink..
(Texas) Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor, well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation.
The machine shop owner couldn't imbibe alcohol by mouth due to a painful throat ailment, so he elected to receive his favourite beverage via enema. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party. Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address!
When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead.
The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. According to toxicology reports, his blood alcohol level was 0.47%.
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boyet_luzana said
one hell of liquor ...one hell of liquor addict.
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baldrick2dogs said
I've been in bars and heard ... ..."This beer tastes like sh1t" before this is time it could be true!
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Baldrick - Qatar's answer to Google ;o)
MR PAUL said
Idiot ! ...NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
r7 said
Lol Baldrick :P ...Lol Baldrick :P
someonenew said
Gosh! I dream of a better ...Gosh!
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
MR PAUL said
"this beer tastes like sh1t"..... Must be yank beer then. ...NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
mjamille28 said
enemas huh...poor guy cant ...enemas huh...poor guy cant have the beer through his throat...
SouthLand said
MP ...Apparently you've only drank 'corporate American beer'. Too bad for you.
MR PAUL said
Tried a lot of em Southy, all taste like gnats pee !!! ...Suggest a good yankee beer then....
NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
britexpat said
Southland.. ...Are you talking about Hooch and Moonshine?
baldrick2dogs said
When I was in Phoenix ... ...... I drank Guinness. The locals looked on me as a God!
Brit ... ALL U.S. beers that are available outside US are crap (Bud, Coors etc) however they are into micro breweries big time.
getting back on topic though, I must agree that the only way Coors would get into MY body would be colonic irrigation :-O
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SouthLand said
MP ...If by American you mean brewed in America, then you can start with these:
http://www.alesmith....
http://russianriverb...
But obviously we steal from the masters of UK and Belgium
britexpat said
Southland.. ...But, how many people have access to these?
At least in UK and Germany, the variety is available to all..
SouthLand said
britexpat ...Come now, if your talking about the best of a region, you know you have to be there to enjoy it (that's part of the debate, mass produced/distributed is not the best). Besides, with the Internet and global delivery systems, it becomes a matter of cost/benefit analysis.
Seriously though, San Diego rivals the world's best craft brewers.
Check out this link:
http://www.beertown....
MR PAUL said
I had buddies in the Army, who used to snort Vodka ! ...Brave bast..ardos !!
NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
SouthLand said
Better than ...IV, although there are those that would debate that. If we could only ask the bloke that inspired this thread.
Mis-Cat said
I wonder if it's the only thing ...He delivered into his system anally???
"Your born, You Live, You Die, given this premise, one can conclude since we have no control over when we are born and when we die, the only thing that matters to us should be how we live, simple really?" Mis-Cat to her philosophy Lecturer.
britexpat said
Southland.. ...It is a curiosity..
I mean, how do you sudenly decide that you want to try Alcohol Enemas? The guy must have been a perv to start with..
Vegas said
That's disgusting... ...You can't teach experience...
Arien said
Crazy.. _____________________ ...Crazy..
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It Takes 72 Muscles to Frown...And Only 14 To Smile.
: ) Keep Smiling : )
prettyeyez said
:s ...YUCK that's totally gross..even I working in the medical field couldn't think of something as crazy!!
Supernurse said
actually effects of alcohol ...actually effects of alcohol work quicker rectally....its the way forward (or upward!)
owen said
huh?!..would like to ...huh?!..would like to imagine.. but could not.. :/
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
SouthLand said
Suppositories ...Yep, so much for a one way street ;0
britexpat said
SuperNurse.. ...You shouldn't have said that. Now I have visions of QL'ers standing on their heads with bottles of beer inserted strategically.:)
mjamille28 said
ewww......... ...ewww.........
SouthLand said
britexpat ...Gives a whole new dimension to the phrase, "drinking buddy" :D
Supernurse said
ooohhhh...they get sucked up ...ooohhhh...they get sucked up n all!!
brutus_ceasar said
LOL Brit... hhmmm..... that ...LOL Brit... hhmmm..... that would be the beer contest that we are planning to do eh..
Cheers
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
Tigasin321 said
British beer is horrible ...This so called "real ale" and bitter, served warm and tastes disgusting. Can't drink it or Guiness either for that matter. The Brits also drink something called "stout" which is also a type of beer and also tastes disgusting. There is a particularly nasty beer called "newcastle Brown" which looks like sewage water and probably tastes like it too, but I have never drunk sewage water so I don't know.
I like corporate American beer and so do most other people otherwise you wouldn't be able to find it all over the world, including England!
Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about
Supernurse said
American beer is lager and ...American beer is lager and full of chemicals.....Guiness isn't British it's Irish
Tigasin321 said
Isn't everything full of chemicals? ...I mean everything that is organic is also chemical, isn't it?
Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about
brutus_ceasar said
So which one is better... ...So which one is better... Lager or Guiness..
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
britexpat said
Tig.. ...Corporate American Beer is good. Comes out the same as it goes in..
alsboy said
True Jingoist...!!! ...Hope dey do hav de same brand up der...!!! Gud luck old champ...!!! V luv' U...!!!
MR PAUL said
Tig you ignorant person...Guiness is stout ! Only Bitter down ...south is warm, cos they dont know how to serve it properly.
And Nuclear Brown is an Ale, and is quite tasty....
Just cos you yanks cant handle anything stronger than Pepsi.........
NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
Tigasin321 said
I hear Guinnes is good for you ...but so are lots of things that taste like crap. I think more people drink lager than Guiness or bitter probably because they like the taste of lager better.
Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about
SouthLand said
MP ...You should try a craft brewed, triple IPA, served cold, with about 11% alcohol content.
Pliny the Younger (From Russian River Brewery)
11.0%ABV, 1.098 O.G, GOBS of BUs
Pliny the Younger was Pliny the Elder's nephew, in the case of this beer, the "Younger" is a triple IPA. Pliny the Younger is hopped three times more than our standard IPA, and is dry hopped four different times.
Seasonal release (February) available at the pub and for distribution.
MR PAUL said
Giuness is full of Iron and vitamins....".A meal in a glass." ...Turns ya sheeite black though....
NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
britexpat said
Tig.. ...Its also to do with geography..
Northerners - Hard , Macho Men, wouldn't be seen dead drinking lager...
MR PAUL said
Yay, go Brit ! ...Southy, cant get IPA out here, and im not gonna fly to yanksville just for a pint.
NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
mjamille28 said
you sound just like an ad, ...you sound just like an ad, MP.. lol
SouthLand said
Real Beer ...I can't wait to get back and get a real beer!
MR PAUL said
Thanks Jammy...oops, sorry, MJ ! ...Im available for parties, weddings etc :D
NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
mjamille28 said
lol MP.......... ...lol MP..........
SouthLand said
MP ...I'll have one for ya ;) I'd sneak one in, but alas, we live in a Brave New World
MR PAUL said
South...Back to yanksville and get a "real beer" ??? ...Thats an oxymoron, cos there is no real beer in U.S. We established that earlier.... :D
NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
SouthLand said
MP ...Righhht, cause you know first hand ;)
Don't be jealous, 'cause we do everything better than the muddahland' ;)
But don't worry, we'll make your talent bigger than life and you guys can give 'em empty titles ;)
MR PAUL said
Ive been to the US and Canada, ive tasted that crap they call ...Beer :D
NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
SouthLand said
MP ...I'll have to go to England and decide for myself. Although, I may end up in Ireland or Scotland, as it's in me blood. I do fancy a good single malt now and again.
Tigasin321 said
Agree about the single malt ...but the Brits can keep their beer or stout or ale or whatever they call it.
Most Brits prefer lager to their own stuff as lager massively outsells any other kind of beer in both pubs and liquor stores.
Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about
SouthLand said
Lost Abbey ...http://www.lostabbey...
Snowstorm said
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Supernurse said
Tigasin....your source for ...Tigasin....your source for that? Obviously you have never been north of the Watford Gap!! Northeners don't drink lager!
Tigasin321 said
You are almost right Supernurse ...I have been to the Lake District and to north Wales but I don't think either count as "The North".
Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about
Alexa said
I suppose the police better ...I suppose the police better add 'fart analyzers" to the breath analyzers.....
A sense of humour is just common sense dancing, sadly, common sense has left the building and is dancing somewhere else.
Alexa
goodlookin said
"Northeners don't drink ..."Northeners don't drink lager!"
lol northerners don't do a lot of things...like work, wash or speak English!!!!!! lol ;)
Oryx said
Tigasin ...The Lake District is 'up north' for sure....
flanostu said
well they do say "you've ...well they do say "you've never been drunk until you've shat yourself", i've never been drunk thankfully.
Scarlett said
ahh the best beer is in Germany!! ...Brit beer tastes like someone forgot to turn off the cooker and it burnt! Either that or its like someone washed out the dishes in it and its lukewarm..
My favorite vacation is to travel across Germany and try all the different beers of each region..
The only American beer that tastes really good and authentic is Lonestar..even folks from Germany say that when they taste it.
As far as alcohol enemas..I wonder if this guy's family tree is more like a telephone pole...
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.
QT said
lol, a whole new meaning to getting "wasted" ...:S
tinkerbelle said
alcohol up the ...butt and oooohhh~ that is just wrong.
and did someone say snort it too???