Investment advice from my fund manager

Investment advice from my fund manager

* If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago,
you would have $49 left.

* With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000.

* With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.

* But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk
all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
you would have $214 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle.

I'm off to the bar - forward my calls. I have got to save my retirement!