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For British Northeners Only :)

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I hope the attached Word document makes you smile :)

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Pieman said I've seen that before and ...

I've seen that before and its funny. Unfortunatly I'm from 'up north' and most of it is true hahaha.
I,ve got a really good clip called Yorkshire airlines. I would attach it but I don't know how.....seriously. It sits on my desk top at the moment if any advice out there.

just eat another pie

 

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MR PAUL said Ooop the North !!! ...

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

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marhabtain said Up North! Yippeeeeeeeeeeee! ...

Hecky Thump and I 'll go to the bottom our stairs! Yer daft Numpty yer missed out Wassock! Yer also missecd us word for pork pie! PIG TART! And a Black Pudding is a Widows memory right! Yippee, Yippeee yer daft Wassock!its Bombay gin for me! Bye heck!

 

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mjamille28 said WTH,.... oh wait, it's the ...

WTH,.... oh wait, it's the gin again, i suppose...


 

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marhabtain said Sure is gorgeous mwah! ...

Yippee, Yippeee, its Bombay gin for me! My 4th since Tea time!

 

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Grouch said Not so grim up North! ...

Grouch !!
Aye lad yer reight sum seh we cant talk proper, but at least we talk to each other !
Lived North and lived South, would much rather live with the "poor" friendly people than spending hours commuting in underground sewers where people dont even look at each other never mind trying to communicate!
Naw what I mean geezer!

 

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MR PAUL said Cor blimey geezer, apples and pairs etc etc ...

Southern shandy drinking puffs ....

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Grouch said Grouch !! Too right you'll ...

Grouch !!
Too right you'll do for me Mr Paul!!(Shandy with no head I might add)

 

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HAPPYDAY said lol very funny, love it! ...

lol very funny, love it!

 

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dweller said Reet ...

Tha can allus tell a Yorkshireman but tha can't tell 'im much!

 

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marhabtain said Kin hell! ...

Numpties ! Yippee, Yippeee, its Bombay gin for me!

 

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MR PAUL said Only one good place in England....And thats Yorkshire. ...

Full stop, no arguements please.

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

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mjamille28 said hey marhab, WTH you doing ...

hey marhab, WTH you doing here with your gin.... :P

 

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notfromhere said There's a good place in ...

There's a good place in England???
:-P

 

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britexpat said MP.. ...

Lookshoory!

The caption says "British Northerners".. Does that include the Picts from over the border the noo ?

 

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mjamille28 said i'd still stick with ...

i'd still stick with venus... :P

 

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MR PAUL said Nope brit.The jocks are always quick to say they are scottish, ...

not british, so stuff em...They hate us anyway.Best we just saw scotland off and push it out to sea.....

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

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baldrick2dogs said The best thing about Yorkshire ... ...

Is it's proximity to Lancashire ;o)

_MG_9382
Did you Google it first?

 

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MR PAUL said Yeah, the M62 Eastbound o' er tops o' hills....... ...

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

 

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britexpat said MP.. ...

Used to drive from lancashire to Yorkshire of a weekend.. Taking the winding road from Burnley, through Rawtenstall and up to Halifax..

The good old days before the M62

 

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shazbat said Me too, Rawtenstall ...

Me too, Rawtenstall (Rottenstawl)to Leeds :)

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"Every adult of sound mind, should be able to choose to do whatever they want, as long as they cause no harm to others".

 

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Oryx said UP NORTH ...

ROFL

oh that is absolutely brilliant.... i would never live anywhere else in England apart from the North.

eee that were smashin'

My Nana used to say, 'give over wi' tho mithering and skriking' Lancashire born and bred.

 

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Grouch said Grouch !! Sheffield lad ...

Grouch !!
Sheffield lad myself,but lived with the Scots for a while,Glasgow, Inverness, Fort William even lived in the Outer Hebrides for a while in Stornoway always found them to be welcoming and friendly. Tried to drink the bars dry with many of them.
Worked in Kuwait with a load of Mancs. brilliant some great characters and still good friends. When I go back to Yorkshire I never go further South than Nottingham, any where past Watford definately a no go area ! Always get funny looks "daw'n sowf" when I take the ferrits for a walk, I just tip my flat cap and smile. ee by gum !

 

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dweller said M62? ...

Rarely if ever used it.
Prefer the "Woodhead" or "The Snake".

 

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