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Ultimate Birth Control

MagicDragon's picture

Maasai herdsmen in Kenya have turned to an age-old contraceptive device, the "olor", to protect their precious goat herds from an ongoing drought.

The olor is made from cowhide or a square piece of plastic, and is tied around the belly of the male goat.

It prevents the bucks from mating with the female goats.

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Any complaints, gentlemen?
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salax85's picture

salax85 said lacking rights..;s ...

lacking rights..;s

 

MagicDragon's picture

MagicDragon said I think the Masai are not ...

I think the Masai are not Muslims, right?

 

sue jc's picture

sue jc said eh.. ...

eh..

 

MagicDragon's picture

MagicDragon said eh? ...

eh?

 

britexpat's picture

britexpat said MD... ...

An excellent idea. It seems rather cumbersome. In todays climate, perhaps the answer is either to get married - which normaly ensures reduction of sex or castration.

 

MagicDragon's picture

MagicDragon said Your choices are too brutal, ...

Your choices are too brutal, brit.

 

sue jc's picture

sue jc said eh as to say weird. is it ...

eh as to say weird. is it smart? Or.. was someone bored that day? It does concern drought if it works for them…..

 

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mallrat said .Ultimate Birth ...

.Ultimate Birth Control??
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.i've red that coke would do the trick?
.diet coke is better???? lol

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MagicDragon's picture

MagicDragon said Well, sue, there is a lot of ...

Well, sue, there is a lot of "drought" here, too. So maybe ...

 

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AbuAmerican said someone should give that ...

someone should give that goat a swiss army knife!
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MagicDragon's picture

MagicDragon said So what do you think, abu? ...

So what do you think, abu? Who is off worse, this goat (male) or the bachelors (male in the mall)?

 

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AbuAmerican said well no one is out kicking ...

well no one is out kicking the goats rear so... bachelors lose unfortunately.
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MagicDragon said I share your view. ...

I share your view.

 

mjamille28's picture

mjamille28 said haha maybe if the bachelors ...

haha maybe if the bachelors wear the same, they would be let in the malls? kidding... :P


 

MagicDragon's picture

MagicDragon said Ha, ha, then your "power ...

Ha, ha, then your "power stapler" would become obsolete, mjamille.

 

mjamille28's picture

mjamille28 said oh well,.. but if this one ...

oh well,.. but if this one fails, the stapler will still be available... :P

 

MagicDragon's picture

MagicDragon said Your obvious tendency ...

Your obvious tendency towards brutality scares me, mjamille.

 

mjamille28's picture

mjamille28 said aww MD,...i only get brutal ...

aww MD,...i only get brutal when the situation calls for it.... :P

 

MagicDragon's picture

MagicDragon said What I really like about ...

What I really like about this method is the "female-friendliness". They don't block the female goat's openings like they did in the Middle-Ages with an iron belt, no, they block the male. That's such an advancement!

 

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mjamille28 said iron belt huh,... eekkk.... ...

iron belt huh,... eekkk....


 

MagicDragon's picture

MagicDragon said A typical chastity belt of ...

A typical chastity belt of the Middle Ages

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mjamille28 said yuck, doesn't look very ...

yuck, doesn't look very nice...


 

MagicDragon's picture

MagicDragon said It didn't work well, either, ...

It didn't work well, either, mj. Any blacksmith could open it. That was the profession during the crusades.

 

mjamille28's picture

mjamille28 said hahaha im sure they did... ...

hahaha im sure they did...

 

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MagicDragon said That's how the "black" ...

That's how the "black" babies came to Europe.

 

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mjamille28 said lol,... :P ...

lol,... :P


 

Weasel's picture

Weasel said Hey MagicDragon, I think I ...

Hey MagicDragon, I think I know now why the Kenyan Masai Mara tribe wear something similar.

 

Supernurse's picture

Supernurse said I thought goats' willies ...

I thought goats' willies were the other end, not under their belly....but hey I'm no David Attenborough!!

 

MagicDragon's picture

MagicDragon said So, weasel, how long do you ...

So, weasel, how long do you wanna keep us in the dark?

 

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mjamille28 said yeah, do tell... ...

yeah, do tell...


 

MagicDragon's picture

MagicDragon said SN, the don't confine the ...

SN, the don't confine the "willie". The put that big square thing "in the way". Got it?

 

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corleone said that's one scary looking dog ...

that's one scary looking dog with a beard.

 

Supernurse's picture

Supernurse said MD,please excuse my ...

MD,please excuse my ignorance....

 

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mjamille28 said MD, sent you a PM,thanks.. ...

MD, sent you a PM,thanks.. good night everyone...im off to bed... :)

 

MagicDragon's picture

MagicDragon said How the hell would you have ...

How the hell would you have any practice and experience on that, Supernurse? Ha, ha.

 

Supernurse's picture

Supernurse said No, sorry, wouldn't know ...

No, sorry, wouldn't know about goats' willies and wherefores.....

 

edifis's picture

edifis said Why can't the goat chew thru ...

Why can't the goat chew thru that apron and make a hole?

 

MagicDragon's picture

MagicDragon said it's a male, edifis. ...

it's a male, edifis. Normally they are stupid.

 

Dracula's picture

Dracula said oopsss.. ...

 

MagicDragon's picture

MagicDragon said Must be a female. Very ...

Must be a female. Very clever. Pretends to be a bride. Ha, ha.

 

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