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For those men who enjoys wife-basher jokes!
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went
into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said
to her,
"If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The
woman
freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention
that
there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman
said, "That's
okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in
the
world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also
make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will
flock to".
The woman replied,
"That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will
have eyes
only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her
second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog
said,
"That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will
be ten
times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's
mine is
his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the
world! The
frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a
mild
heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Feibs
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tess_916 said
Tell me, where can I find ...Tell me, where can I find that frog in Doha????
esdm6002 said
women are not so clever after all... ...the frog granted her wish... her husband had ten times milder heart attack...
cheers!!
Who said nothing is impossible?? I've been doing nothing for months...
fishermanalex said
looool nice one ...looool nice one
juandelacruz_qatar said
kill the ...kill the frog
.............................................
Most fools think they are only ignorant.
mjamille28 said
ROFL....this is a great ...ROFL....this is a great one...!!! all men should learn from this... :P
brutus_ceasar said
Dang that frog..... ...Dang that frog..... (hhhmm... from now on I won't trust dang frog..)
Cheers All
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
Rizks said
i learned one thing frm thiz ...i learned one thing frm thiz ........
Why the hell - i did not eat tat FROG .....:(
Salmamohd said
:P now she was a lill ...:P
now she was a lill rude...:(
mjamille28 said
eww, Rizks... ...eww, Rizks...
Rizks said
Now WTH is Svelte Saggi ...Now WTH is Svelte Saggi ??
She will be delighted to read this one ....:(
Andrews said
where is saggy waggy. just ...where is saggy waggy. just to make all women happy Feibs posted only the first portion of that joke..cheater..
Rizks said
Very True Andrews ......!! U ...Very True Andrews ......!!
U please do the Honor to post the second part ...:)
Andrews said
A Woman was out golfing one ...Rizk here it is.......
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times' .
The woman said, 'That's okay.'
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you...'
The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
So, KAZAM - she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers:- This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers:- Please scroll down..
There's more to this story....
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
Rizks said
LoL Androos !!!!! ...LoL Androos !!!!!
brutus_ceasar said
ROFL.... LMAO... Your the ...ROFL.... LMAO... Your the man dude.
Cheers
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
Feibs said
Thats a pure crap Andrews - ...Thats a pure crap Andrews - the reamning part of the story.We ladies are interested only in the 1st part.morover its a story of a frog n these creatures are more inclined to the male community.So naTURALY they will giv mor preferance to man feelings.Don't you remember those old fairy tales,u mite hav read in your childhood,where men are turned into frogs often!!????!!!
Winn said
In the year nineteen hundred ...In the year nineteen hundred and seventy nine when India was playing against Australia in Melbourne city, Vijay hazare and Vijay Merchant.......
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What a caterpiller calls the end of the world, the MASTERS call it a Butterfly!!
esdm6002 said
dudes!!!! ...This is not the complete joke...
women are dumb...
read my previous post (the second one).. thats how the story ends..
;)
cheers..
Who said nothing is impossible?? I've been doing nothing for months...
dima_123 said
a woman.. ...its always a woman in every man's fall...grrrrr..hahahaha..
chevydjak said
why do u have a prob with that dima???? ...je je je
" AN END DOES NOT JUSTIFY THE MEANS"
dima_123 said
ooppss.. ...nah!i just dont have anythng to do and besides i was only joking..hahaha..pahalik nmn jn chevydjak..hehehe
"It's not what you gather, but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived."
alsboy said
Nice one... ...Hehehe... (But, its only a frog & just another tale..) :)