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The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.

"When I got fired, you were there to support me."

"When my business failed, you were there."

"When I got shot, you were by my side."

"When we lost the house, you stayed right here."

When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"

"What dear?" She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck."

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sentibhim said So prefer to love ...

So prefer to love marrige.

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rayyz said Abc150 ...

I think you gave it away by mentioning the punchline as the thread header!

Good one anyway.
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oamonteiro said but the actual ending goes ...

but the actual ending goes something like this.
Darling i am sorry as i had a affair with your best friend
wife says yes i know that thats why i spiked your drink with poison.

 

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ksarat16 said Good one ABC150 ...

Nice one dude...

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Apple said Gggrrrrrrrrrrrrr! ...

-when i left my job, cause of you!

-when i got pregnant, cause of you!

-when i lost my figure, cause of you!

-when i got white hair in my head, cause of you!

-when i woke up early morning to prepare breakfast, cause of you!

-when i cleaned the house, those mess of you!

-when i started to hate ALL men, cause of you!

and i can go on more...Aaargh! don't you think you are the hassles in my life?

 

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nadt said abc 150..thats so ...

abc 150..thats so funny....
apple..good come back....

 

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Apple said Nadt:)) ...

Why do men thinks, its easy to be a wife, duh!:P

 

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Mystica said Apple ...

sounds like you have a dozen of kids the way you moan! ;-)he! he! he! now go and change your baby's nappy! you're in front of your PC for hours! have you cook the dinner yet?

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Apple said More than a dozen! ...

got one giant kid here, but like am taking care of more than a dozen kids, waaaaaah! dinner is always ready, need just to call for delivery:D Yep! gtg now.

Nice evening to everyone:)

 

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Mystica said Apple hmmm! ...

You don't cook? catch you later!

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nadt said Apple..Dont worry dear..some ...

Apple..Dont worry dear..some men blame everything on their wives ...see this poor women..it really was her fault he got fired from work....and that he has bad health...and he got shot....
If i was his wife i wouldve done him a favour and whacked him on the head to avoid going in and out of the coma.....and to just stay in it...and then said...heres some good luck for u...see u on the other side...where i wont be sitting next to u...

 

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nadt said Mystica....wheres ur ...

Mystica....wheres ur families dinner..chop chop ..off ur PC..be a good wife....

 

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