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University opens porn course

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For those thinking of "further studies".........

A university in Taiwan has opened a course to teach students how to appreciate and analyse porn movies.

The Mass Communication Department of Providence University opened the course this semester, reports United Daily News.

To pass the course, students must give a 15 minute presentation in which they analyse an audience's psychological reaction to a porn clip from an academic perspective.

One worried student, who did not wish to be named, commented: "If I get a very good score in this course, I don't know how I'll explain it to my parents."

When registering for the voluntary course, students signed a paper agreeing that if the scenes were too explicit, they could choose to leave the classroom

The teacher, assistant professor Miss Chen Mingmei, said no students had ever left her class but some would briefly cover their eyes during the stronger scenes.

More than 50 students registered for the course, and most of them confessed that they had watched porn videos before.

Curiosity was given as the main reason for taking the course and most admitted their parents did not know what they were studying.

Another student admitted: "I am really worried my parents will see the score report when it is mailed home. I won?t know what to say if I get a high score

"However if I fail the course, I can speak to my parents and suggest that maybe I should watch more porn."

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newkidontheblock said After Doha, here i come ...

After Doha, here i come Taiwan! :D

 

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Fibonacci said /-a-t-/britexpat Interesting ...

/-a-t-/britexpat
Interesting news.
I would be great if you put the link to this news.

 

Arien's picture

Arien said Psychoes ____________________ ...

Psychoes
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Listen to Many..Speak to a few.

 

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britexpat said Fibonacci.. ...

http://www.ananova.c...

You'll have to enrol for next semester. The current one is full..

 

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RED_POPE said Fibonacci ...

Britexpat is the expert for this type of news, AKA, national Inquirer, NATIONAL lampoon and starz magazine. Gossip is his main stream news advocacy.


 

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wizmotr said Seems like an appropriate subject for a Bachelor's degree ...

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Since Allah has given me a brain, it would seem like a sin not to use it.

 

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britexpat said RP.. ...

This is one for you. You need all the people enroling on this course to come to your confessional.

 

DaRuDe's picture

DaRuDe said Whoa ...

any Lesbo class there??


 

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Khanan said wizmotr... ...

I don't think many needs a degree, alot are Doctor (Ph.D) naturally...
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LEB-XPAT said Guys who's joining me to ...

Guys who's joining me to attend this course next semester ??

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britexpat said Perhaps the Ramada could ...

Perhaps the Ramada could start a similar course here using the Chinese Dolls for practical exercises..

 

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Intelligent said Intelligent ...

LEB-XPAT I will join with you. We all should follow Britexpat. So the number of students have grown to 53. Anyone else interested.

Britexpat Ramada and Chinese Dolls sounds nice idea to me. Practical experience is more important then going through books.

Peace.

 

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mzain said .........ohhh!!.........thtz ...

.........ohhh!!.........thtz weird!!.........

 

Intelligent's picture

Intelligent said Intelligent ...

I heard there will be some extra coaching classes with hands on experience for overseas students. Is it right Britexpat.

Peace.

 

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britexpat said Yes! Obviously the ...

Yes! Obviously the expatriates have to overcum the language barrier..

 

Intelligent's picture

Intelligent said Intelligent ...

Britexpat do we really need language skills.

Peace.

 

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avishai said interesting course, do they ...

interesting course, do they offer actual participation?

^_^

 

britexpat's picture

britexpat said Ofcourse.. ...

For example, the moans, groans, yelps, screams in German sound very different from those in Chinese or Hindi.

 

Intelligent's picture

Intelligent said Intelligent ...

Yes Britexpat. You are always right and you sound intelligent too. So this means now in QL there are two intelligent. Wellcome Britexpat.
Cant wait to join and do some hands on. Anyway how different are the sounds in German, Chinese and Hindi. Can you bother to explain little bit. I wanted to learn some basics before goining the course.

Peace.

 

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LEB-XPAT said intelligent u should attend ...

intelligent u should attend Porn101 first and when u reach porn410 we will be waiting 4 u
coz i guess we will fail it on purpose :)
ehheh

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UkEngQatar said How much is the coorse and ...

How much is the coorse and when are they opening enrolment?

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Andrews's picture

Andrews said WTH iam doing here...will ...

WTH iam doing here...will complete my masters in Taiwan...

 

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Andrews said ooooooops...repost ...

ooooooops...repost

 

arecel's picture

arecel said lol! c'mon guys, you don't ...

lol! c'mon guys, you don't need to study this. i bet you're all expert when it comes to porn! phd's., right?

 

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Rizks said So do we hav to get Pen, ...

So do we hav to get Pen, Pencil and Rubbers to attend this course ?? Will we get some kinda certificate as well ??
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UkEngQatar said Censorship on QL ...

WTH is going on? we can't say our opinions any more??

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avishai said arecel, there's always room ...

arecel, there's always room for learning! new ideas and specially new gadgets...lol

^_^

 

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UkEngQatar said Time out...Joke time ...

Two Women Arriving In Heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,
I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking.

I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.
Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became
so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - we'd both still be
alive.

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bleu said To pass the course, students ...

To pass the course, students must give a 15 minute presentation in which they analyse an audience's psychological reaction to a porn clip from an academic perspective.

must give a 15 minute presentation
Easy.

analyse an audience's psychological reaction to a porn clip
Very Easy.

from an academic perspective.
That's impossible, you would be reacting to the clip yourself.

 

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UkEngQatar said Sorry for the Hijack..anyone know ...

Where are suddenly the posts started to disappear in QL..

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Rizks said UkEng... heard tat b4, but ...

UkEng...
heard tat b4, but newayz good one ...:)
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UkEngQatar said I am off to London Tonight.. ...

I am off to London Tonight.. Yes to my favorite Bar..yes lovely jubely...

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arecel's picture

arecel said no, avishai? hehehe....good ...

no, avishai? hehehe....good luck on your studies. btw, is their a practicum or internship involved?

 

Andrews's picture

Andrews said UK I thought you booked ur ...

UK I thought you booked ur ticket for Taiwan..

 

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UkEngQatar said Andrews ..There is no direct ...

Andrews ..There is no direct flight from here to Taiwan so going via London while visiting a few Gentlemen's clubs there..lol

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t_coffee_or_me said Why non of the ladies ...

Why non of the ladies commenting
Wake up ladies

 

 

 

hmmhmm


 

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arecel said t_coffee_or_me, the last ...

t_coffee_or_me, the last time i checked, i AM a lady...good morning!

 

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t_coffee_or_me said oppppps sorry arecel ...

oppppps sorry arecel

 

 

 

hmmhmm


 

arecel's picture

arecel said no prob. ur enrolling also? ...

no prob. ur enrolling also?

 

t_coffee_or_me's picture

t_coffee_or_me said This course for novice ...

This course for novice

 

 

 

hmmhmm


 

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arecel said ow? phd already? so ...

ow? phd already? so britexpat, andrews, leb-expat and the others are novices? nyahahahaa....

 

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LEB-XPAT said who said soo ?? m going to ...

who said soo ??
m going to lead the 410porn class
its the one they give in masters ;)

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arecel said lead? and your ...

lead? and your qualifications for doing so?.... what's your undergrad degree? i am the school registrar. nyahahaha...

 

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Mis-Cat said Just one question about the course ...

Do they supply the wet wipes or tissues or do you have to bring your own..;P

"Your born, You Live, You Die, given this premise, one can conclude since we have no control over when we are born and when we die, the only thing that matters to us should be how we live, simple really?" Mis-Cat to her philosophy Lecturer.

 

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LEB-XPAT said arecel, if ur in ...

arecel, if ur in registrar
that means u only handle registration and administrative stuff only
hahahahahah
u keep the work for professional ppl :D

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LEB-XPAT said Miss cat, our class slogan ...

Miss cat, our class slogan is come as ur
:D

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GODSGRACE said Mis Cat... ...

appreciate your concern...will check and keep you updated :)

People taking this topic real serious...

 

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UkEngQatar said Mis-Cat.. I am afraid they ...

Mis-Cat.. I am afraid they dont.. Bring your own just like any other stationary item..

Vegas has some good brand that he was mentioning the other day.. the non scented ones..

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arecel said leb-expat, yeah, i handle ...

leb-expat, yeah, i handle registrar and is quite strict about it.lol. so on to your qualifications..im waiting..

 

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Mis-Cat said That's O.K. UkEng. ...

we women don't need them.. we already have something better and more absorbent it's called a panty liner...(sorry did I just go a little to far??;P)

"Your born, You Live, You Die, given this premise, one can conclude since we have no control over when we are born and when we die, the only thing that matters to us should be how we live, simple really?" Mis-Cat to her philosophy Lecturer.

 

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LEB-XPAT said heheh if ur handling the ...

heheh
if ur handling the registrar u shld know who founded these classes

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arecel said i did know who found the ...

i did know who found the class and found him lacking in qualifications...any application out there?

 

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Fibonacci said /-a-t-/ britexpat ...

/-a-t-/ britexpat
lol nice catch.
I am pretty sure, now this school gonna make money Hand Over Fist. :p

 

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mortal_earthling said I wonder if there are any ...

I wonder if there are any practical sessions for this?? lol

 

arecel's picture

arecel said mortal_earthling, due to ...

mortal_earthling, due to public demand, practicum for 3 months is required for every enrollee. satisfied now? lol..

 

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mortal_earthling said ha ha... just imagine how ...

ha ha... just imagine how that will sound!!
'OK CHILDREN...GET ON WITH IT...'(english translation)

 

r7's picture

r7 said After reading this I can ...

After reading this I can Truly say I'm a Self Educated Man :P

Another reason to luv the Thai now..


 

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i.am.me said What on earth's happening ...

What on earth's happening here?! I never thought Mass Communication could ever get this massive! Can't imagine if we do also have this curriculum in the Philippines! Man, a lot of students would definitely shift to Mass Comm other than any other course!

I suppose their final requirement will be a full length porn movie group project! lol!

 

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arecel said i.am.me. ,and the movie will ...

i.am.me. ,and the movie will be shown in cinema one or any indie festival. what will happen to our christian image ? (wink,wink..)

 

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LifeisBeautiful said Whats the name ...

What's the name of the Class Teacher again? lol...

Life is Beautiful...Indeed!

 

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LEB-XPAT said arecel Miss registrar it ...

arecel Miss registrar
it seems i have to be the star of that movie to proove my skills gain ;)

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LEB-XPAT said arecel Miss registrar it ...

arecel Miss registrar
it seems i have to be the star of that movie to proove my skills gain ;)

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i.am.me said lol arecel! I once watched a ...

lol arecel! I once watched a short film in UP Diliman but it's not actually porn. You'll literally see "everything" and all the students would go crazy and yelling! For them it's just a matter of art. Film makers were really broadminded in such case. I bet none of these movies would ever come across Doha! hahaha! Coz even the simplest kiss will be deleted from the film! =)

 

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GODSGRACE said Appreciate Mis Cat... ...

It was your question...regarding the wipes...and since women have PL's...

Shows that you really care for Men...Appreciate

 

arecel's picture

arecel said leb-expat, you're enrolled ...

leb-expat, you're enrolled in taiwan, remember? so then you can't star in a movie made by the Filipino enrollees. unless you're cross-enrolling? hmmmm...

 

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arecel said lifeisbeautiful, of course, ...

lifeisbeautiful, of course, that would be hugh hefner! but i'm sure we can arranged for visitng professors and lecturers, eh?

 

arecel's picture

arecel said 1.am.me, that's what i liked ...

1.am.me, that's what i liked and missed about our country. the fact that we can do almost anything, criticized everyone including the president and dress down..i missed wearing shorts while malling or strolling..sigh...

 

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LEB-XPAT said arecel free lance ...

arecel
free lance :)

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arecel said leb-expat, okay, okay, okay. ...

leb-expat, okay, okay, okay. damn, but you're persistent...

 

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britexpat said Leb-Expat.. ...

Are you going to have the "srength" to give a 15 minutes analysis after watchig the films?

 

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LEB-XPAT said :) u asked for qualification ...

:)
u asked for qualification and i have to prove :)
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arecel said lol..yeah, that's a good ...

lol..yeah, that's a good question britexpat. can you still, ahemm, stand and deliver?

 

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LEB-XPAT said brit unfortunetly ur ...

brit unfortunetly ur underestimating me ;)

so r u arcel

ahahahahah

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SAMAEL said Wonder if they do show and ...

Wonder if they do show and tell

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arecel said my, my, my... ...

my, my, my...

 

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Colt45 said YAY... I just got an offer ...

YAY... I just got an offer from the University to be instructor... and yeh I have a Phd you know (or so I think)... now don't ask wat that is... ;-D
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arecel said colt45, phd? permanent head ...

colt45, phd? permanent head damage? peace!

 

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Colt45 said Arecel ...

No... pretty huge... :-P
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arecel said i am about to ask, "so ...

i am about to ask, "so what's the d_? then i remmeber something. nyahahaha..no further comment , your honor! (pretending to know nothing mode)

 

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Colt45 said LOL arecel ...

Ask no questions and you will be told no lies... ;-P
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arecel said colt45, my lips are sealed. ...

colt45, my lips are sealed. lol..the boss is wondering why i am smiling infront of the laptop. as far as he know, making status reports are not exactly known to elicit laughter..nyahahaha..

 

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Colt45 said lol arecel, now stop ...

lol arecel, now stop thinking of it and get back to work :-P, i'm gonna get to doing some work too... later tater!!!
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arecel said ciao.. ...

ciao..

 

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RED_POPE said In my early days of my ...

In my early days of my youth, I was proud to be a full time porno star and know, I'm a Saint and a Virgin......


 

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i.am.me said miss that too arecel! You'll ...

miss that too arecel! You'll never get irritated w/ people from staring at you because they won't really mind. Of course, we consider ourselves foreigner in this country so we have to obey rules.

 

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britexpat said RP.. ...

I remember your early film.. Weren't you "King Dong" from Alabama ?

 

Intelligent's picture

Intelligent said Intelligent ...

World is definetly going crazy. The signs of craziness is getting more and more clear every day.

Anyhow the topic was great. I enjoyed reading the posts and giving my comments.

Peace.

 

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heero_yuy2 said If you did graduate from this type of course, ...

...does the world offer jobs that has the qualifications of a 'pornography graduate'? And if there was, how much are they willing to pay for the job?

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

 

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Salmamohd said Lolxxxx Herooooo... ...

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bleu's picture

bleu said PM, Human Sexuality is Hard. ...

PM, Human Sexuality is Hard. All those diagrams and technical/medical names.

Porn is apparently much easier.

 

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