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You don't have care? Rent a one
This thread is dedicated to those wonderful classifieds that don't make any sense.
Such as:
You don't have care? Rent a one
I wonder how much it costs to rent a care? what kind of care;s can you get?
:P
Post any other funny classifieds here. :D
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ksarat16 said
Gypsy ...Looks like u r done and back fit again without the flu are u girl...sure looks like u r back to form...with this thread...
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Gypsy said
More or less back. :P "I ...More or less back. :P
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
ksarat16 said
Gypsy ...Good to have u more or less back girl...take care...alright i m off out from Office...cheers...have a fabulous evening buddy
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t_coffee_or_me said
gypsy ...first it was Owen n now u... is there a virus in the air
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
qatarisun said
lol.. Gypsy ...yes, sometimes they do not realize what they are saying..
...about “care”… the guy definitely meant “CAR”.. but… his ad just got a different meaning….
And really, how much it would cost to rent Care, Love, Attention….
Gypsy said
Maybe he can rent me the ...Maybe he can rent me the ability to "Give a Damn" or what about "a clue"?
lol.
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
owen said
lol, ..sometimes those ...lol, ..sometimes those classifieds give me the best entertainment...:D
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
Cornellian said
I wonder if they're selling ...I wonder if they're selling "stress-free" lives ? I'd like to buy one of those.
nib said
we are all lonely in qatar ...we are all lonely in qatar so this will be a big success!!
Cornellian said
sorry nib, but we're not all ...sorry nib, but we're not all lonely here :P
nib said
not everyone is fast like ...not everyone is fast like u;)
Cornellian said
ur right, I make friends ...ur right, I make friends pretty quickly :D
And if u were refering to dating or something, u can be single and not be lonely ;)
nib said
dont change the subject.. u ...dont change the subject.. u know u r fast!!:)
Cornellian said
I know I'm fast ? excuse me ...I know I'm fast ? excuse me ? Please explain.
nib said
i was so bored and searching ...i was so bored and searching for some fun in ql.. and u are the victim sorry:)
thats the explanation:)
Cornellian said
Careful which victims u ...Careful which victims u pick, cause u might end up being the victim ;)
nib said
well... i m in:) ...well... i m in:)
owen said
are we talking what now ...are we talking what now here?...:P be the victim of what? and why?
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
nib said
it is up to ur ...it is up to ur imagination!:)
Oryx said
Funny Adverts - My response ...a couple of years ago there was an advert in the gulf times for a car for sale which had had 'a single handed driver' it was some sort of indian english for 'one previous owner'.
anyway things were a bit slack at work so with a colleague we rang up to enquire about the 'disabled adaption feature' of this car... which arm... left or right - how had it been modified etc
the phone call I wished I had taped.... classic... absolutely crying with laughter but I manager to keep a straight serious tone through out.
Very juvenile and school girlish and I still laught thinking about it.
Oryx said
Funny Adverts - My response ...a couple of years ago there was an advert in the gulf times for a car for sale which had had 'a single handed driver' it was some sort of indian english for 'one previous owner'.
anyway things were a bit slack at work so with a colleague we rang up to enquire about the 'disabled adaption feature' of this car... which arm... left or right - how had it been modified etc
the phone call I wished I had taped.... classic... absolutely crying with laughter but I manager to keep a straight serious tone through out.
Very juvenile and school girlish and I still laught thinking about it.
Gypsy said
Bedroom partner?? ...http://www.qatarlivi...
LOL. I LOVE!!! the picture.
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
ksarat16 said
Such a sad state of affairs ...Although funny...pls...
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Gypsy said
Here's the text, before it ...Here's the text, before it get's deleted.
Price:700QR
Kiss
Bedrooms:1
Bathrooms:1
Furniture:
Semi-furnished
Other Features:
Gym
Garden
Covered Parking
A/C (Split)
Contact Email:
rameelwhiteboy/-a-t-/yahoo.co.in
Contact Number:
009745 ask me i will tell u
A young Good looking Decently educated Neat and Clean INDIAN Boy living alone Qatar Look for Bedroom Partner (Only Young Male Nepal/Philippanies/China or any Asian countries prefered) . It is close to Highway road to Alsadd and Rayyan. bus stop both side Highway.Indipendent Entrence. Silent area. ASL + Cable TV + Telphone. I work as Database Administrator ,Loving,Fascinated Boy. I think you can share with me. If u are intrested to share with me pleas call my mobile or sms. Email address rameelwhiteboy[AT]yahoo.co.in
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
ksarat16 said
Such a sad state of affairs ...Although funny...pls...
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owen said
gypsy?!..what are you doing ...gypsy?!..what are you doing spending time with the classifieds?..see what you stumble upon (referring to the bedroom partner)...i must say that was hmmmmmm..:P
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
Gypsy said
Looking for funny ...Looking for funny classifieds to post of course owen. :D
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
zindin said
what about love ...What about one gona lose his own love cause of fault he didnt make :-(
As U Watch u r Watched, Zindin
Gypsy said
That's a classified? "You ...That's a classified?
"You don't have to like me for who I am but we'll see what you're made of by what you make of me." Ani Difranco
zindin said
Ok sorry For that ...sorry for that i thought it is general discusseion
As U Watch u r Watched, Zindin
DaRuDe said
What The Hell ...http://www.qatarlivi...
whats he looking for a male stripper :?
jauntie said
Yikes DaRu ! ...Are you lazy or second hand enough to apply?
"Looking for a second hand but in good condition LAZY BOY"
What is it? A trouser press???
DaRuDe said
LOL Funny ...http://www.qatarlivi...
and weeks ago i saw him providing his electric services and was looking for electric technician job.
guess he found that and will electrolyze with his power skills.
owen said
lol..check this out!!!! ...check out this link... http://www.qatarlivi... ..any takers???? :D
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
DaRuDe said
he got balls ...http://www.qatarlivi...
damn guess he was left womanizer :P
Winn said
Supposedly, these are actual ...Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in newspapers .
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.
Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.
Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. (Lol...!)
Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come foreward and do so.
Life is like a game of poker.You pay for what you learn.And the only way you learn is with the cards in ur hand and money on the table.