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Three old men went to see God.

The first old man, an American, asked God when will his country come out of recession.

"A Hundred years," God said.

The American started weeping profusely. "I will not live to see that day"

Second man, a Russian asked God "When will my country become prosperous?"

"Fifty years," came the reply.

Russian too started weeping profusely. "I will not live to see that day"

Finally the Indian asked God, "When will my country become corruption-free?"

God started weeping profusely........


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bubblymom's picture

bubblymom said LOL ...

i can sense you're not too busy! :P

 

Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte's picture

Baburao-Ganpatr... said lol so true :) ...

lol so true :) , let the bashing begin !

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Molten Metal's picture

Molten Metal said Babu ...

Truth can't be hidden.

American & God coming in one sentense isn't a bit strange ?

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Colt45's picture

Colt45 said BM ...

Maybe not ;-)

 

dawood khan's picture

dawood khan said Indians have power to make ...

Indians have power to make god cry as well............lols

"God has perfect timings; never late. It takes a little patience & faith, but it's worth the wait."

 

Colt45's picture

Colt45 said DK ...

tell me what the Indian can't do???

Oh! here's one... win a damn Hockey game :-(

 

bubblymom's picture

bubblymom said Colt ...

Hope to see you one of the coming days buddy. :)

 

Colt45's picture

Colt45 said BM ...

Like I always said, if you have the money, I have the time ;-))

 

bubblymom's picture

bubblymom said LOL Colt! ...

of course i always have! and you won't find time. :-(

 

Rizks's picture

Rizks said Haalu bubblegum, how u doing ...

Haalu bubblegum, how u doing ? :)

Colt, i have the money, i have time, and i have a sledge hammer too...:)

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asterix--- said Flirting is not allowed in ...

Flirting is not allowed in Ramadan!

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For years I have improved on everything,
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Colt45's picture

Colt45 said BM ...

for you, I ALWAYS have time :-P

 

jose's picture

jose said corruption ...

my fellow brothers and sister corruption is in the whole world.
Why this rec cession. Real estate people millionaires cheat by giving so much offer and cheating banks too much greedy for money.
big people make money exploit the needy.
this is not politicians only every one get things done by bribing regardless any field.
Why you are electing all gundas they also need money.
Election cost is too much.party collects money for election campaign wh we are giving
every money is ours or each individual.
Just think yourself how to solve.how the super markets cheating they display so many items and you are attracted and buy unwanted items

 

Colt45's picture

Colt45 said Rizks ...

Did you read that? Stop flirting with me during Ramadan :-(

 

bubblymom's picture

bubblymom said Hell-o my baldy witch buddy! ...

I'm doing good. Taking some time to get my eyes away from anxiety (read as work). :P

 

Rizks's picture

Rizks said Coltey how about at 7pm sharp ...

Coltey how about at 7pm sharp at my Emporium ?

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Colt45's picture

Colt45 said Ummm ...

I'm coming only if Bubbly is coming :-)... I don't wanna be left alone with you :-(

 

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Baburao-Ganpatr... said Asterix welcome back ...

Asterix welcome back and abt flirting in ramadan - > he does all the Wrong Things in the Right Way...:)

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bubblymom's picture

bubblymom said Colt ...

It's a trap! Rizks emporium just got demolished due to haram activities. Be careful!

 

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tinkerbell10 said BM!!!!!!!!!!!......Ahhhhhhhhh ...

BM!!!!!!!!!!!......Ahhhhhhhhh so lovely to see ya..:)

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_noms_ said Asterix: so, you mean its ...

Asterix: so, you mean its allowed in other 11 months?!!

~noms~
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"Before God we are all equally wise ' and equally foolish" - Albert Einstein

 

bubblymom's picture

bubblymom said Tinks! I miss you sooooo! ...

Tinks! I miss you sooooo! need to catch up lady. :)

 

strawberry_shisha's picture

strawberry_shisha said lol /-a-t-/ colt.. ...

lol /-a-t-/ colt..

"Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History" ~ Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

 

DaRuDe's picture

DaRuDe said hiya ...

yoho

DaRuDe

 

Pappu_Pager's picture

Pappu_Pager said BG ...

dere cant be bashing on this post as the thread makes fun of Indians :(

 

Khanan's picture

Khanan said Hiya ...

DaRuling :)
and hiya to all !

 

tinkerbell10's picture

tinkerbell10 said Yeah BM...need it sooooo ...

Yeah BM...need it sooooo much...Our gossip session is loooong pending...hehehehe

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DaRuDe's picture

DaRuDe said where ...

is my sign

DaRuDe

 

Colt45's picture

Colt45 said Tinker - Bubbly ...

So when are we meeting for our regular session of QL gossip? :-)

 

Colt45's picture

Colt45 said Hello my Pathan priends ...

It's nice to see you both :-)

 

Rizks's picture

Rizks said What ? Bubbly and Tinker both ...

What ? Bubbly and Tinker both are pathaans ? :(

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sentibhim's picture

sentibhim said Its nice to see both of them ...

Its nice to see both of them three old man :P:P

"Drink Beer Save Water"

 

Pappu_Pager's picture

Pappu_Pager said What did the Gujju mean when ...

What did the Gujju mean when he said, "Ramesh no dikro States ma gayon" ?
A :- Ramesh's son failed in statistics...

 

tinkerbell10's picture

tinkerbell10 said Ha! Fat Chance Colt!....Ur ...

Ha! Fat Chance Colt!....Ur Out...Unless.......:P

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bubblymom said LMAO Colt! "Ladies ...

LMAO Colt! "Ladies Session"

Rizks, you and your bald head that cause the evaporation of your brain!

Good day sentibhim! :)

 

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sentibhim said Good Day to you too BM :) ...

Good Day to you too BM :)

"Drink Beer Save Water"

 

Colt45's picture

Colt45 said OMG ...

look who the wind blew in here... Senti baba :-)

 

Colt45's picture

Colt45 said DaRuDe is lost again ...

searching for his signature line :-(

 

Khanan's picture

Khanan said Hello ...

Chiknay :)
Good to see you too :)
The other Pathan prend is mad about his firey signature :)

 

tinkerbell10's picture

tinkerbell10 said Oye Pajee!....My Chikna is ...

Oye Pajee!....My Chikna is Back>???? Damn i miss him...:(

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Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte's picture

Baburao-Ganpatr... said Ramadan Precaution : keep ...

Ramadan Precaution : keep safe distance from pathans highly inflammable :(

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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

 

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dawood khan said PP why r u talking about ...

PP why r u talking about gujju here bcos of zanzibar is gucchus

"God has perfect timings; never late. It takes a little patience & faith, but it's worth the wait."

 

Colt45's picture

Colt45 said BG ...

You're so right on that one :-(

 

Pappu_Pager's picture

Pappu_Pager said that ...

is for the whole year not only during ramadan :D

 

Pappu_Pager's picture

Pappu_Pager said DK ...

yes zanzibar is gucchus ....lolz

 

Khanan's picture

Khanan said stop ...

talking about Pathans....at this time of the day..
shortage of 'Naswar' can make us crazy..Beware

 

sentibhim's picture

sentibhim said Nice to see u all Guys ...

Nice to see u all Guys .
/-a-t-/Khanan :Don't copy Darude's language :P
/-a-t-/Colt : Senti baba LOL

"Drink Beer Save Water"

 

Pappu_Pager's picture

Pappu_Pager said so it ...

means only naswar is avoided during ramadan and the other activities still cont.....lolz

 

Khanan's picture

Khanan said PP ...

what other activities ? ;)

 

Rizks's picture

Rizks said "shortage of nawswar can make ...

"shortage of naswar can make us crazy"...ROFL hahaha..

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Pappu_Pager's picture

Pappu_Pager said entertainment, spice, ...

entertainment, spice, thrill......lolz

 

Pappu_Pager's picture

Pappu_Pager said nawswar ...

nawswar.....hahahahahaha

 

Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte's picture

Baburao-Ganpatr... said lol PP hahahaha ...

lol PP hahahaha

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dawood khan's picture

dawood khan said what is this any place called ...

what is this any place called nawswar in doha........?

"God has perfect timings; never late. It takes a little patience & faith, but it's worth the wait."

 

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dawood khan said BG TFS the article u have ...

BG TFS the article u have paste in yr signature lines

"God has perfect timings; never late. It takes a little patience & faith, but it's worth the wait."

 

Pappu_Pager's picture

Pappu_Pager said DK ...

dere is a saying in hindi "kawa chala hans kee chaal chalne apnee chal bhul gaya"....lols

crow tried to copy crane and forget his walk ...hahahaha

 

dawood khan's picture

dawood khan said lols ...

lols PP......ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

"God has perfect timings; never late. It takes a little patience & faith, but it's worth the wait."

 

ingeniero's picture

ingeniero said Talking about Naswar.. and ...

Talking about Naswar.. and here i am... who is selling?


 

Rizks's picture

Rizks said inge u r too young to hav ...

inge u r too young to hav naswaar...:)
how about a lollipop ? :)

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ingeniero's picture

ingeniero said Rizks, What is minimum age ...

Rizks, What is minimum age for naswar? O_O


 

Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte's picture

Baburao-Ganpatr... said no age u need to bald enough ...

no age u need to be bald enough

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Pappu_Pager's picture

Pappu_Pager said i was just imagining if there ...

i was just imagining if there was any age classification mentioned on naswar....:P

 

Pappu_Pager's picture

Pappu_Pager said BG ...

now what baldnees has to do with naswar

 

ingeniero's picture

ingeniero said No need to get bald, cuz ...

No need to get bald, cuz Pathans got beautipul silky hairs... :)
Naswar is prohibited to youngster i mean less then 10 years :P
and now no arguments... first naswar then discussion


 

ingeniero's picture

ingeniero said BG, even in Ramadan bullying? ...

BG, even in Ramadan bullying?


 

Pappu_Pager's picture

Pappu_Pager said silky hair with curls ...

silky hair with curls .....lols

 

dawood khan's picture

dawood khan said BG who is bald here ...

BG who is bald here ..............?

"God has perfect timings; never late. It takes a little patience & faith, but it's worth the wait."

 

ingeniero's picture

ingeniero said Dawood khan, it's Coltey, who ...

Dawood khan, it's Coltey, who else...


 

Pappu_Pager's picture

Pappu_Pager said ingeniero ...

then offer him naswar so that he can have silky hair....lols

 

Colt45's picture

Colt45 said Abhe Dhakkan log ...

I'm not bald.... just not yet :-)

 

Natalyu's picture

Natalyu said For many years, the border ...

For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a political shift, a farmer found that he was no longer a Russian, but had become a Pole. Thrilled, he told his wife, "Thank God ! No more of those freezing Russian winters."

 

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Natalyu said A bus stops and two Italian ...

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men saying the following; "Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Denna I come once-a more."
"You fowl-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma justa tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."

 

ingeniero's picture

ingeniero said Colty45, You sure about ...

Colty45, You sure about that/?? :P


 

Shaktimaan's picture

Shaktimaan said Can ...

can i join the flirting group too :-P

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Pappu_Pager's picture

Pappu_Pager said shakitmaan ...

u r late ....lols

 

britexpat's picture

britexpat said Ingenerio.. ...

Colt went to the barber and said : "I want a haircut" please.

Barber: Certainly. Which one?

 

Pappu_Pager's picture

Pappu_Pager said loooooools brite :D ...

loooooools brite :D

 

Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte's picture

Baburao-Ganpatr... said brite to ukeng: my wife is an ...

brite to ukeng: my wife is an angel
Ukeng to brite: ur lucky mine is still alive ;o)

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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

 

dawood khan's picture

dawood khan said lols BG................. ...

lols BG.................

"God has perfect timings; never late. It takes a little patience & faith, but it's worth the wait."

 

britexpat's picture

britexpat said Baburao goes to the vet with ...

Baburao goes to the vet with his pet goldfish in a bowl and says "I think my goldfish has epilepsy"

The vet looks at the goldfish and says he seems perfectly fine to me.

"Oh no" says Baburao, "you haven't taken him out of the bowl yet"

 

Pappu_Pager's picture

Pappu_Pager said loooools brite.....rofl ...

loooools brite.....rofl

 

Colt45's picture

Colt45 said Britey went for his annual ...

Britey went for his annual physical. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night. Then he said, "But you know Doc, I'm blessed. God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when I'm done!"

A little later in the day, Dr. Rizks called Britey's wife and said, "Your husband's test results were fine, but he said something strange that has been bugging me. He claims that God turns the light on and off for him when uses the bathroom at night."

Britey's wife exclaimed, "That old fool has been peeing in the refrigerator again!"

 

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dawood khan said loooooooools ...

loooooooools colt.................ha ha ha ha :)

"God has perfect timings; never late. It takes a little patience & faith, but it's worth the wait."

 

britexpat's picture

britexpat said haha .. you will be as old as ...

haha .. you will be as old as me one day :O)

 

Pappu_Pager's picture

Pappu_Pager said loooooools ...

loooooools colt.....hahahahaha

 

Colt45's picture

Colt45 said Pappu and baburao were ...

Pappu and baburao were attending a presentation, about halfway through Pappu leans over and says, " I just did a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"

Baburao replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

 

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Dracula said roflllll ...

roflllll

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dawood khan's picture

dawood khan said loooooooools colt ha ha ha ha ...

loooooooools colt ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

"God has perfect timings; never late. It takes a little patience & faith, but it's worth the wait."

 

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Pappu_Pager said ROFL hahahahahahahahaha ...

ROFL hahahahahahahahaha

 

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Baburao-Ganpatr... said LOLLL ...

LOLLL

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