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One for the Aussies
Subject: How tough are Australians?
The scene is set - a dark night, cold wind blowing,
campfire flickering, stars twinkling in the dark sky.
Three hang-glider pilots are sitting by the campfire,
one from Australia , one from Seth Efrika and one
from New Zulland. Each embroiled in the bravado for
which they are famous..
The night of tales begins...
Kiven the Kiwi says, 'I must be the meanest,
toughest, heng glider there es. Why, jist the other day I
linded in a field and scared a crocodeale, who came
out of the swamp and ate sux min who were
standen close by. I grebbed the crocodeale and
wristled him to du ground and killed em with my
beer hends'.
Hansie from Seth Efrika who typically can't stand
to be bettered said, 'Well you guys, I lended
orfter a 200 mile flight in my heng glider on a tiny
trail, and a Namibian snike slid out from under a
rock and made a move on me. I grebbed de borsted with
me bare hinds and beet it's head off ind
then sucked the poison from it's body down in one
gulp. End I'm still here today'
Colin the Australian remained silent, slowly poking
the fire with his p*nis.
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Comments
najamss said
Visited Australia ...I got Permanent Residency last year and visited Australia two weeks ago. Australia is very beautiful country. I am in lov with Great Ocean road.... People are also v nice and gentle, atleast I dint see any rude one as I heard about Australians... :)
Yeah one thing is v different, the accent. ;P
Australia accent is v weird indeed.....
popcorngirl said
As an Ozzie ...I love and miss it so much. It has been touched by god.
I will hoist that up the flag pole and see who salutes it!!
DonIsGood said
Colin is cool ...Ah, gotta love the real dinkum and tough outback life ;o)
/-a-t-/najamss, hate to disappoint mate, but I'm pretty sure the other 21,000,000 Aussies won't change the accent for you... unless his name is DR Billy Birmingham VIP MBA RSPCA PHD OBE ETC.
britexpat said
In a similar vein.. ...A family was driving behind a rubbish truck when a large dildo flies out and hits the windscreen. To hide her embarrassment the mother turns and says to her young kids "my what a big insect", to which her 7 year old says, "I'm surprised it could fly with a di*k that size".
lilBoPeep said
Its not funny! Hansie was a ...Its not funny! Hansie was a criketer, NOT a hang glider!
R.I.P Hansie!
Whatever you vividly imagine, Ardently desire, Sincerely believe and Enthusiastically act upon, Must inevitably come to pass.
padre13 said
STATE OF ORIGIN ...HEY ALL YOU AUSSIES OUT THERE just got here so looking for stuff to do...so whats the chances of seeing the SOO somewhere anyhow be glad to here from anyone out there & catch a beer of course
UkEngQatar said
Yes LBP.. Hanse was a ...Yes LBP.. Hanse was a Cricker indeed.. What a sad end.
Snowy cant dispute you Ozzies are best with humour..lol
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Khadija said
state of origin ...are any of the state of origin matches being broadcast in qatar? or any satellite channels?
popcorngirl said
Crying laughing ...good one xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Midfielder 4 said
New definition for a "weinie ...New definition for a "weinie roast." Tough birds, you Aussie buggers.
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duncheski said
footie ...Any of u ozzies know where to get tickets for your world cup qualifying game with qatar this satday?