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Who is his father?

charansoi11's picture

A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married. His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and he told him that it was Samantha a girl from the neighborhood.

With a sad face the old man said to his son, "I'm sorry to say this son but I have to tell you that the girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother about this.

The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up frustrated causing the same response from the dad.

So he decides to tell his mother. "Mama I want to get married but all the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you.

His mother smiling and said to him, "Don't worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. Because You're not his son!!"


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swissgirl39 said hmmm charan ...

is my sister now my sister?and my brother my brother?or is my neighbours son my brother?and my girlfriends daughter my sister????hmmm.now im a bit confused.
looooollll.

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charansoi11 said Swissgirl ...

No need for confusion. Just concernate on the the job in hand:)

 

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swissgirl39 said charan ...

uffaahhh.no need for confusion?thx,you safed my day now.
;-)))))))))))))
lol

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Booo said ummm...the underage ...

ummm...the underage gardener?

 

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skdkak said Milkman or newspaper man is the father ...

hehehehehehe

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Booo said skdkak ...

nah my version with the gardener is much more exciting, except we might have to change the underage thing.

 

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skdkak said LOL Boo ...

Forget the underage thing for the time being and shoot what you have in your barrel.

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swissgirl39 said Boo ...

i think it is the Postman.
:-D

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Booo said skdkak ...

lol yea all those times he was off to work or on business trips :P.

 

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skdkak said Swissgirl ...

Sorry. But no post man in Doha.
Have to do with other types..

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Booo said swissgirl ...

nah not the post man, those little shorts and socks reaching up to his knees are such a turn-off :P

 

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skdkak said Boo ...

What business back home ????
All gain without pain

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swissgirl39 said no Postman in Doha???? ...

really?so how you get your daily post?do you have to pick it at the post office?sorry this sounds maybe silly for you but im not in Doha right now and so im surprised.

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charansoi11 said Swissgirl ...

you have to pick it at the post office box.

 

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skdkak said Swissgirl ...

I was shocked like hell myself initially when I landed here. Ther is no postman in this country. Address is Post office Box. Go and collect it.
Or use private courier. E-Mail will also do.
Funny thing

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Booo said Swissgirl ...

no there are no post-men in Doha, as skdkak said you have to go get your post from the post office which is somewhere near the corniche.

 

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swissgirl39 said Postman ...

huuhhh.so i found a new buisness to start???which one here wants that the Postman brings the letters and packages to your housedoor each morning????let me know.
lol.

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charansoi11 said No one like to see your ugly ...

No one like to see your ugly face 1st thing in the morning:)

 

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swissgirl39 said charan ...

am i a man??????let me check myself again.i talked about Postman,not Postwoman.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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skdkak said Swiss ...

hahahahahahahahahaha
You will do gr8 business but dont try to become a father.

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skdkak said Sorry Swiss... Mother. LOL ...

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charansoi11 said Postman Postwomen same same ...

Postman Postwomen same same

 

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charansoi11 said Hey Swiss extend your ...

Hey Swiss extend your services to the Industrial Area as well. sure to get lot of business:)

 

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Gypsy said THis is an example of ...

THis is an example of disgusting, immoral and adulterous Western behaviour. The woman should be lashed, the man should receive a trophy for his strong sperm.

"You don't have to like me for who I am but we'll see what you're made of by what you make of me." Ani Difranco

 

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swissgirl39 said lol skdkak ...

how about this?when i ring at your door early in the morning i will bring you your letters,the journals and Swiss Chocolat?
;-D

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skdkak said Hmmmmmm. ...

But if you are at the door so early in the morning. Why should I want any letters and chocolates. LOL

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swissgirl39 said hmmm ...

maybe i should make a deal with Qatar Post.Hmmmmm.
LOL.

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skdkak said Woman should be hit slightly... Gypsy ...

Only one sperm is smart enough to do the job. Rest all of them are like a huge crowd without a leader.

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swissgirl39 said skdkak ...

hmmm.how about bills and coffee then?

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sentibhim said SG ...

Dont forget to buy the cycle.

"Drink Beer Save Water"

 

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swissgirl39 said senti ...

a cycle in Doha?????hell,noooooooooo.i think i will buy a big truck.
lol.

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skdkak said whatever you say. ...

But wait... where did bills come in so early in the morning.
I think you need to make your business viable and not the type wher you close shutters after a week. When has any postman.. oops postwoman asked for bills??

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charansoi11 said No lashing is not enough. ...

No lashing is not enough. She should be stoned. He should be given QR 150,000 for the 1st hit. QR 200,000 for the 2nd hit. so on. Bloody Westerners:)

 

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skdkak said Are you planning to accumulate all the funds in 2 lashes and go ...

home happy??

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charansoi11 said Why worry about a truck/ buy ...

Why worry about a truck/ buy yourself a camel cart as big as you:)

 

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swissgirl39 said skdkak ...

the bad part of bills is the are always unwanted but they find you everywhere you are and they follow you wherever you go.
:-(
i agree,to bring bills no Postman/Woman needed.
;-)

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swissgirl39 said charan ...

bad idea,because that would be a verry small camel then.
:-(
sigh

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charansoi11 said Pregnant Problems ...

In a second grade sex education class, a little girl asks,
" Teacher, can my momma get pregnant?"
The teacher asks,
"How old is your mother?"
The little girl says,
"Forty."
The teacher says,
"Yes, your mother could get pregnant."
The little girl asks,
"Can my big sister get pregnant?"
The teacher asks,
"How old is your sister?"
The little girl answers,
"Nineteen."
The teacher says,
"Oh my sweet, yes, your sister certainly could get pregnant."
The little girl asks,
"Can I get pregnant?"
The teacher asks,
"How old are you?"
The little girl says,
"I'm seven years ! ! old."
The teacher says,
"No, you can't get pregnant."
The little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says,
"See, I told you we had nothing to worry about."


 

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sentibhim said SG ...

Buy a truck and make me a driver.lol

"Drink Beer Save Water"

 

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skdkak said You need to decide SG ...

Are you becoming a post-woman or a bill delivery man(prefix WO) and what happend to our sweet morning coffee. Money makes everything else forget

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swissgirl39 said skdkak ...

well,to you i will bring the morning coffee.for the rest the post.
:-D

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skdkak said I will wait for tomorrow morning so desperately SG ...

for a free cup of coffee.

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swissgirl39 said skdkak ...

:-D
with sugar?
milk?
cream?
or black?

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skdkak said early morning I like it with cream and sweet ...

that is when I make it. If you are serving... it could be any damn thing. black without sugar will do so fine

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swissgirl39 said skdkak ...

:-D
perfect.
i will surprise you tomorrow morning.
;-)

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skdkak said Shhhhhhhhh.. SG ...

Dont tell Charan of our plan.... LOL

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swissgirl39 said skdkak ...

ouuuuhh charan.i forgot him.lol.is he still here?hope he will not read this one.
lol.

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skdkak said Charan is waiting in one ...

Charan is waiting in one dark corner in attack mode. beware SG. Dont want you to spill my portion of coffee.

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skdkak said Just to remimnd you SG ...

Who is the father. Remember which thread we are in... searching for the biological father.

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charansoi11 said I am here . You can not hide ...

I am here . You can not hide from me:)

 

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sentibhim said SG and SK ...

LOL,i am also hearing ur voice.dont make secret plam.either u will find me next corner.

"Drink Beer Save Water"

 

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swissgirl39 said skdkak ...

you are right,lets try to find the father.but i have no idea.maybe the gardener?

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sentibhim said charan ...

BTW which village is that ? any clue

"Drink Beer Save Water"

 

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swissgirl39 said senti ...

:-D
you can hear my voice?but i am whispering some details only in skdkas ears.huuhh.is my voice that loud?
;-D

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sentibhim said SG ...

My speaker is trying to blast.lol

"Drink Beer Save Water"

 

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swissgirl39 said senti ...

oooppsssss.lol.try to keep the details you heard for you.pleaseeeeee.
;-D
lol

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skdkak said I will go for the old and trusted driver ...

When boss not around. He has better chances of being a father.

Shooooo everyone. You all are diluting my cup-o-coffee.

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charansoi11 said Senti meet me tonight at ...

Senti meet me tonight at Ramada Sports Bar and give me all the information. otherwise I am going to cancel your Visa.

 

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swissgirl39 said charan ...

lol.no way for you.i trust in senti,his lips will be the same closed as the door of fort knoxx for you.lol.
right senti????
please dont disapoint meeeeeee.
lol.

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skdkak said SG ...

We are only planning to enjoy coffee in the morning and here you see, these guys have already planned 12 hrs before our plan materialises. What speed guys

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sentibhim said Charan today ? ohhhh I Have ...

Charan today ? ohhhh
I Have to go for shoping for friends tonight.he has flght for tomorrow.
I will arranged and call u.

"Drink Beer Save Water"

 

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swissgirl39 said skdkak ...

charans fantasy is unmesurable.lol.and to naughty i think.
:-D

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skdkak said Havent you seen the combination SG ...

All males only... LOL CH+Sen
Chillax, no hard feelings guys.

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sentibhim said SG,Charan,and Skdk ...

Time to go diputy,
Meet u all later.

"Drink Beer Save Water"

 

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skdkak said TC Senti ...

Dont go to Ramada...
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swissgirl39 said senti ...

no meeting with charan tonight.
lol.
relax at home,have some beers and chill out.
:-D

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charansoi11 said Senti - Just now call me and ...

Senti - Just now call me and confirmed the meeting

 

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daiwai said well, being a postman is .... ...

.....better than walking the streets!

If you're living life on the edge, you've got too much room.

 

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skdkak said Is the bar open so early in ...

Is the bar open so early in the day.. LOL.
It is just 5.00

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swissgirl39 said Senti ...

first call me to fix the details about what you can talk to Charan later.
:-D
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skdkak said what ever you guys gonna do later.. first find the father ...

Lets vote.
My vote is for the family driver - All faithful.

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charansoi11 said The holy bar open at 12.00pm ...

The holy bar open at 12.00pm everyday

 

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charansoi11 said I DIDN'T STAY IN THAT AREA ...

I DIDN'T STAY IN THAT AREA EITHER :)

 

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skdkak said And you SG ...

why so curious about the details... why do females follow curiosity ???

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skdkak said Charan ...

Now i understand why senti is out of office for the day at 14.00 Hrs

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swissgirl39 said then i vote for... ...

...hmmmm....hmmmm...must be the guy which gave her swimming lessions some years ago.
he was so cute,smart and...
:-D

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charansoi11 said skdkak ...

His office is good. out by 12.00pm drink till3.0pm sleep til 5.0pm. go back to office by 6.0pm. out at 08.00pm.

Life is good for him.

 

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skdkak said I cannot concentrate after drinking for 3 hrs of drinking. ...

And remember flying alarm clock.. I will need that after my visit to holy places.

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skdkak said Hey SG ...

I am surely missing something here.

WHICH / WHO / WHEN / WHERE was the swimming classes ????

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swissgirl39 said skdkak ...

that was in her youth time.he was her privat teacher,came to her parents home to give her some swimming lessions in the privat pool they had.
im sure it was like that.
;-)

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skdkak said SG.. But who was the pupil ???? ...

This thing happens with piano and guitar tutor also.. But that is another thing.
Lets hear about the swimming thing.
And do go buy a flask for tomorrow's coffee.. REMEMBER

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swissgirl39 said yep,i will not forget the coffee time ...

;-)
well,she was so much in love with the teacher but her parents where against the relation and they fierd him and he found another job far away from her.
sigh
then her parents managed a marriage with the present man.
:-)

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skdkak said How sad and a typical senti (emotional) love story ...

what happened to then they lived happily ever after...
To be continued...... they both got married to their respective partners as their partnes never came to know of their love affair... LOL

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skdkak said got to go now. C ya around ...

got to go now.
C ya around and will wait for your coffe tomorrow. Early morning

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swissgirl39 said a senti love story??? ...

lol.poor senti then.
well right,they both married their respective partners,but she never told him when he left her she was pregnant.she was to proud and to hurted but everytime she looks into her sons eyes she see his real father bevore her and she will never forget him.
:-D

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skdkak said SG ...

You are on to some real time story...????? HMMMMMMMM

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abdullah2008 said ... ...

nice..

but not sure that happened for someone!!!Money mouth


 

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oabazeed said He is his stepfather, not ...

He is his stepfather, not his real father.

 

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