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No more fines for idiots

The Dude....'s picture

One would think that after the trade-minister got killed by some idiotic driver they would start cracking down on such idiots.

http://www.qatarlivi...

Here a simple solution to help them figure out how to teach those that got their drivers license with a loaf of bread at the carrefour how to drive.

NO MORE FINES - they don't care, its peanuts.

This works

1st serious violation - 1 day jail
2nd serious violation - 3 days jail
3rd serious violation - 7 days jail
etc etc

After being raped in the ass by a horny inmate they will start thinking about driving properly.

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MagicDragon's picture

MagicDragon said I don't think so, Dude. They ...

I don't think so, Dude. They might start liking it.

 

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The Dude.... said Lol Magic... Lashes then? ...

Lol Magic...

Lashes then?

 

MagicDragon's picture

MagicDragon said Yeah, that hurts, Dude. ...

Yeah, that hurts, Dude.

 

exiledsaint's picture

exiledsaint said It'll just make the traffic ...

It'll just make the traffic work all those people trying to get into jail so they can play with the honry inmate.. (Its not you is it????)

 

The Dude....'s picture

The Dude.... said No carnival around my ...

No carnival around my a*****e dear friends, I like the peach.

 

shahzad_14's picture

shahzad_14 said NIce to see that you really ...

NIce to see that you really worked hard on that and i personally like that idea but i do not think this will come into action.

 

bleu's picture

bleu said Dude, actually our jail ...

Dude, actually our jail cells are quite nice....

 

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KellysHeroes said What if they like being raped? ...

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exiledsaint's picture

exiledsaint said How do you know Bleu? Are ...

How do you know Bleu? Are you a regular visitor?

 

britexpat's picture

britexpat said A similar thing has begun in ...

A similar thing has begun in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia..

The impound your car on the spot and throw you in jail for 24hrs to a week depending on the offence. The car is sent to a yard outside the city and its a real pain getting iut back..

The issue is not the fines / punishment, but the enforcement and ofcoure "Wasta"...

 

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shoeaddict said the penalty isnt that serious ...

why not 1 month jail,license revoked, plus matching deportation to really teach offensive drivers a lesson?

 

MagicDragon's picture

MagicDragon said I also vote for ...

I also vote for deportation!! But whereto should they deport Qataris?

 

Stone Cold's picture

Stone Cold said Kiss..Kiss..Kiss, ...

Kiss..Kiss..Kiss, Kalas..judgement is done. Brother, you are a now innocent man.

 

bleu's picture

bleu said MD, they would deport us to ...

MD, they would deport us to Europe, for a month, at a 5 star hotel...

 

MagicDragon's picture

MagicDragon said Welcome, bleu. But, please, ...

Welcome, bleu. But, please, behave.

 

Alexa's picture

Alexa said Bleu...jailcells are ...

Bleu...jailcells are nice...hmmmm....are there differnt ones for Qatris and for non Qataris?

(duuuuuhhhh, alexa slaps herself for the dumb question....of course there are...the ones for Qataris are located at the Ritz....)

Let mad dogs bark at the moon...in solitude.

 

bleu's picture

bleu said LOL... I have a few ...

LOL...

I have a few (non-Qatari) friends who tried jail here. They're saying they serve good food, and they are comfortable.

I asked if they enjoyed the rape, and they told me I watch too much TV & movies.

 

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The Dude.... said Ah Blue, There are more ...

Ah Blue,

There are more jails here, and yes.. one is a good facility. I have a Paki friend who got send there for a 2 years sentence, but after a month or so he was transferred to the other jail..... not so cool.

 

FranElizabeth's picture

FranElizabeth said Maaaaaaan, ...

I just got a traffic violation sticker at Landmark. I don't know what it says because it's in freaking Arabic.. but the car (Landcruiser) that was parallel parked in front of me when I left it there was there when I got back- and no ticket... oh, and I'd slipped into someone else's space when they were leaving.

To add insult to injury, I had one rammed up my backside (metaphorically, ofcourse,) as I was trying to stick to the speed limit leaving town.

Hells Bells and big dogs'bollocks.

 

bleu's picture

bleu said Fran, You're stupid if you ...

Fran,

You're stupid if you expect an Arab country to translate everything to your language...

The LC probably got there after the police put your sticker.

 

FranElizabeth's picture

FranElizabeth said Bleu ...

Noooo, read the post.
The Land Cruiser was there when I parked.
And I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me 'stupid'. Cheers.

 

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abdulrahmanwael said but in the same way some ...

but in the same way some qataris cancel the fines they could also cancel the jail period
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eaglemmanuel said Still the same old baseless ...

Still the same old baseless assumptions.
Only certain ones can cancel the fines (and rightly so). The rest pay up.

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The Dude.... said The one thing I love about ...

The one thing I love about the middle east...

"wasta"

SCREW BUREAUCRATIC PROTOCOL!!!!

 

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