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ENOUGH - I'm off to join the Australian Navy

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Goodbye dear friends...I've had enough of these constant religious arguments on QL.. I've decided to go and join the Australian navy ...:o(

An investigation is under way in Australia over claims that navy sailors competed with each other to bed their female colleagues for cash prizes.

According to Channel Seven news, sailors on board HMAS Success put a cash value on each woman's head.

Sleeping with a female officer or a lesbian, or having sex in a strange place, won more money, the report said.

The Defence Department confirmed that a number of individuals had been sent back to Australia for interviews.

HMAS Success, which has a crew of 220, is currently on exercises in South East Asia.

According to the Channel Seven report, the contest came to light in May, when the vessel was in Singapore.

It said that the sailors recorded their efforts in a book called The Ledger, challenging each other to sleep with as many female colleagues as possible.

Sex on a pool table or with a lesbian reportedly scored higher points.

Source: BBC News


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snowyowl said Ya'll be welcome in Oz ...

Ya'll be welcome in Oz mate....but you could only really bring your car out with pride on certain parades :)

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DaRuDe said Brit Aussies ...

are racist :/

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someonenew said Dont think its a good idea ...

Dont think its a good idea Brit, the Aussi guys are very manly and dont think they'll appreciate the pink kia :)

"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.

 

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britexpat said Someonenew.. ...

You don't understand.. I will be more attune to the females and thus ahead of the game .. Thos navy Sheilas will be putty in my hands..:o)

 

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snowyowl said Brit...the term is chicks, ...

Brit...the term is chicks, not sheilas....not that I'm am aussie so I would know ;P

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britexpat said Snowyowl.. ...

You've been in Doha too long..

Everyone knows that all Aussie men are called Bruce and All females are named Sheila!

 

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snowyowl said LOOOOL Brit...You missed an ...

LOOOOL Brit...You missed an Aussie trait, Laziness! So names are shortened to Shazza and Barra...or Dazza etc Bruce??? Never!

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britexpat said G’day snow.. YouI’m ...

G’day snow.. You digger deviant..I’m Happy as Larry to show you that Sheilas do exist..

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snowyowl said Check the circa of that ...

Check the circa of that :)

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Dracula said G'day brit! ...

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britexpat said Don't tell me you got there ...

Don't tell me you got there before me ... I'm on the next Qantas flight out.... Hubba Hubba...

 

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qatarisun said f**, Drac!! where did you ...

f**, Drac!! where did you get this pic of mine?? and when were we together??


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britexpat said QS.. ...

You have pointy ears ???

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Darly said Did anyone actually read the ...

Did anyone actually read the article.. It shows abuse of women and you are all having a laugh.

 

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Majnoon Ajnabi said oh my !!!! abuse!!! ...

let's see now.... they put women on ships with men and they are out at sea for prolonged periods and we find it disgusting and amazing that men have sex with women but the liberal fools thinks it is no problem that men have sex with men and women with women. LOL what bunch of naive people. Sex is sex, you don't need to be in love or married to have it and if you can pick up some spare change why not? A hundred bucks cash up front or a a few drinks at a bar on a date and a nice car and someone says "I love you" what's the difference it all feels good.


 

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