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I like making the Qatari drivers mad

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When I'm driving and a Qatari guy is behind in his Landcruiser flashing his lights, I refuse to move to the right. He can get mad all he wants but we are going to share the road. If he wants to get around, go to the right and pass me. Sometimes when he does merge to the right, I will speed up so he cant get in front of me. In the US, we dont play that flashing the lights crap. Come to Detroit or Houston and you have another thing coming if you flash your lights. You Qatari drivers dont scare me and you dont own the road! Screw that. Im staying in the far left lane and Im not moving.

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Stone Cold said Now that's the first David ...

Now that's the first David in Qatar fighting Goliath. Never say die my man.

 

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Mandilulur said Well, I guess that works - ...

Well, I guess that works - until it doesn't!
Mandi

 

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rMs_000 said i learned a lesson some days ...

i learned a lesson some days before..
hope you too will soon...

--
tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

 

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every_mothers_n... said it wont be long until ...

it wont be long until someone runs u over....better safe than sorry all the best thats all i can say.

Aana free, jaana free,
Pakde gaye tho khana free.

 

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lei05 said better take care mocheeks... ...

better take care mocheeks...

 

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mmyke said just don't .. ...

flip them the bird, and you will be ok,,,,and you can slow down without applying your brakes,,,,or you can move very, very slowly to the right lane,,,,gets their goat every time.....:)

 

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Karin said . ...

be sure you are driving muscle or armor car :)

Adjust, Adopt & OvercomeAdjust, Adopt & Overcome

 

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jaredboy said Drop some tire deflation ...

Drop some tire deflation device when Land Cruisers at your back.

They will learn lesson this time mocheek!

 

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GODSGRACE said Not just Qataris... ...

These guys might not always be Qataris..lets not blame them completely..

I do flash lights, but just once, if the guy moves... kewl, or i overtake and head my own way...

Left lane is normally meant for fast cars, so if u r at medium speed stay in the middle lane..


 

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Sim.suZ said I love it ... ...

"you dont own the road " .. . . actually they (qataris) do own them :-)

If they flash the lights why you dont move ?
where is the probleme to move to the right , make the space and let him or her pass ?!


 

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ISI said I use to give space for ...

I use to give space for others to pass when they are above my speed + i have no car on my right (which is in this case middle track) and when am sure that am not either causing or getting trouble while steering to middle.Thats all simple ,peaceful , let others to understand the unique way of safe driving , no need to block any one unnecessary unless someone got outlaw thats all.

 

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tess_916 said One day one Qatari driver ...

One day one Qatari driver will really be pissed off. So just be careful.

 

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jonboy said I think it is a fair point ...

I think it is a fair point if the middle lane is clogged up and you, in the fast lane, are actually moving faster than them.

I don't see the need to slow down and move over when some Arab or other person is being impatient behind you.

But if the middle lane is clear, then you are actually in the wrong and as such are no better than the person behind you flashing their lights.

 

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Qatari1 said if there is no car in your ...

if there is no car in your right then why u don't move? i used to be moving to the right when there is no car on the right side..
the left side is for the fast move so why u r doing stupid thing?
or if u think this is British law the right side is for fast moves lol.. OK it's not just Qatari who flashing the lights :)? not only Qataris causing troubles in the street but also, more foolish people on the street.. 9_9

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Thanks Qatar!!

 

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The Dude.... said Excellent Mocheeks. I use ...

Excellent Mocheeks.

I use idiot drivers for my car maintenance.

I make sure I got rammed by one after my car had been scratched and needed new paint.

Here is the strategy

- Drive 30 - 50 (low impact)
- Preferably near round-about
- Wait until you have an idiot on your bumper
- Hit the breaks
- Have a camera to take pics straight away.


 

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alpha1 said wow ...

u no what u did not make qatari driver mad u jus jealous coz they have a land cruiser and u dont nox time care ful they might run over you

 

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bleu said I like making the Expat ...

I like making the Expat drivers mad.

 

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Black buller said May u die mocheeks ...

I hope tht some qatari gets mad at u ...and rams the shit out of u...! I would if i c u on da road !!!!

 

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Mandilulur said Is that perhaps just a ...

Is that perhaps just a LITTLE extreme, Black buller?
Mandi

 

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Scarlett said geezzz... ...

just don't take anyone with you when you piss off the drivers of the LCs....stop and think that there ARE other people on the road and when you cause an accident by not yielding from the passing lane...YOu are responsible for everyone's life involved in YOUR accident.

I flash my lights as well, when some person is in the passing lane going 20 km below speed limit...most of them move..those that don't, I pass on the right.

Stop being so macho and saying it doesn't happen in the States..it does..ok not the flashing lights as we only hit high beam once to let you know we are passing...but its idiots like you that give us all a bad name. I, for one, am not claiming you as a fellow American...

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the main difference between a dog and man.
-Mark Twain-

 

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bleu said Hit the brakes=It's your ...

Hit the brakes=It's your fault... You'll pay to repair the LC's damage.

mocheeks/dude, be careful. That's the wrong attitude to have.

 

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The Dude.... said Black Buller, You get 3 ...

Black Buller,

You get 3 punches for free... if your IQ reaches 78+

That would be....

When hell freezes over.

 

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The Dude.... said Blue, Getting hit in the ...

Blue,

Getting hit in the back can NEVER be my fault. I see you never had proper driving school.

Ever heard of the 3 second rule?

 

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Scarlett said i agree dude... ...

but maybe its different over here..who knows???

Always was taught that someone that hits from behind gets the ticket for failure to control their speed or not enogh room between vehicles.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the main difference between a dog and man.
-Mark Twain-

 

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Gica Contra said Change "robot" with "expat" and "human being" with "LC driver" ...

"Three Laws of Robotics"

1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

2. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

It's funny, isn't it? :)
If you're not in "expat" section...

 

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The Dude.... said I do not think so Scarlet, I ...

I do not think so Scarlet, I think this rule is fairly universal.

The problem is that most drivers got their drivers license with a loaf of bread and milk at the carrefour.

I actually noticed in Sri Lanka, Philippines, India and such that maybe the problem here is not the ones that KNOW and adhere to the rules. In Western Europe we drive almost impeccable and adhere to all guidelines, at least most of us. To get a drivers license is a huge pain in the ass and costs a fortune, no less than QR 10.000, plus it takes minimum half a year. Not to mention the theory-exams which are mighty difficult as half of the questions are nasty trick-question, not one "which sign is this", and if you have 6 out of 50 wrong... FAIL.

Now, in Asian countries I noticed that organized chaos seems to work the best. Everybody drives so chaotic that everybody is extremely sharp.

So here, as western Europeans, because of sticking to the rules and taking round-abouts properly .... we confuse Chaos which leads to accidents.

How is that for a theory?

 

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Scarlett said well ours takes ...

half a year as well...between the theory and the driving classes. Same thing with the failure of the theory tests...they can be tough if you don't study and learn the material.

Sometimes I think following the road rules here cause more accidents than stop them...

My favorite is the "drifters"..those that start out in the right hand lane, drift over into the middle and then left lane of the round-abouts, no signal and squish the person already IN the inside lane, into the curb...never noticing that anyone was already in that position...

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the main difference between a dog and man.
-Mark Twain-

 

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Aunt Polly said you are a brave one- God ...

you are a brave one- God Bless .
AP

 

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britexpat said More money than sense my ...

More money than sense my friend.. You're playing with fire and one day will get burnt..

Let the moron go.. There are far too many other things in life to worry about .

 

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PM said If I am in the left lane and going over the speed limit already ...

(which I must confess to doing occasionally -- lol) then I often lift my foot from the accelerator so they will go around. It really depends on my mood and if they tailgate me or not. But I never would speed up to keep them from going around me as that would be too risky :-)

 

 

 

I refuse to drink the kool-aid! -- PM


 

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PM said Once again Black Buller is showing his inability to cope ...

with conflict in a civilized manner. I'm just glad he is too young to drive.

 

 

 

I refuse to drink the kool-aid! -- PM


 

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britexpat said PM.. ...

I'm shocked.. A "Lady" acting in such a manner ... What next ??

 

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Mandilulur said Too young, masha'allah! And ...

Too young, masha'allah! And we haven't heard from mocheeks in a while, wonder if he's a grease spot on the road by now!
Mandi

 

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kutch said Americans! ...

Well Americans always believe they OWN THE WORLD! Not here buddy! If you see White Land Cruiser flashing with a plate number 5555 then get out that's me I will hit your back! If you want to be a Gringo then try...

 

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Shaine said Well, the last time some ...

Well, the last time some tried something like this, the Qatari guy ( i kid you not) raised to the front, blocked him on the road and broke the other guys windows with his hands and bitch slapped him (post office round about) i was so damn scared even to look!

 

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Alexa said Kutch, I am not ...

Kutch, I am not American...and if YOU see a number plate with 666 on it...and a seriously souped up Sherman behind you....say your prayers...QUICKLY!!!

Let mad dogs bark at the moon...in solitude.

 

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Mandilulur said Sigh, was it Ghandi who ...

Sigh, was it Ghandi who said, "An eye for an eye and soon the whole world will be blind"? Methinks some people on QL have testosterone poisoning.
Mandi

 

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shaz_341 said if u still continue this , ...

if u still continue this , make sure tht u hav couple of spare bumpers with you . :-)

 

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PM said Kutch, getting out some Anti-American frustration ...

on the road? Very mature of you. And hilarious since you are Filipino :-)

 

 

 

I refuse to drink the kool-aid! -- PM


 

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cba said listen Yankee,we have some ...

listen Yankee,we have some Qatari boys who are realy creazy and even some have "kalashinkov"!!
Be careful

 

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Alexa said Kalashnikov...the spoils of ...

Kalashnikov...the spoils of war...lol Make sure the rust is not too bad.....otherwise they might "backfire"....

Let mad dogs bark at the moon...in solitude.

 

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Fawmy85 said I think that you still ...

I think that you still don’t eat perfect meat hope you’ll get soon

 

Alexa's picture

Alexa said Fawmy...are you a ...

Fawmy...are you a butcher?

Let mad dogs bark at the moon...in solitude.

 

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Fawmy85 said Alexa… if you would like I ...

Alexa… if you would like I can make specially something for you...
And I specialist is barking dogs curry…

 

Alexa's picture

Alexa said Sorry fawmy...curry is not ...

Sorry fawmy...curry is not my thing....and dogs are pets where I come from.......just to let you know....

Let mad dogs bark at the moon...in solitude.

 

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Fawmy85 said oh... ho they are living in ...

oh... ho they are living in desert where u come from...

 

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Alexa said yes fawmy, yes they do.. ...

yes fawmy, yes they do.. they live in little airconditioned dog tents....sigh.

Let mad dogs bark at the moon...in solitude.

 

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Fawmy85 said Halas, better we leave the ...

Halas, better we leave the topic
But just let you know I am not butcher….

 

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t_coffee_or_me said If somebody is in a hurry to ...

If somebody is in a hurry to go to HELL my policy is to give them way.

 

 

 

hmmhmm


 

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Fawmy85 said you mean what? t-cofi ...

you mean what? t-cofi

 

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prabos said here is the question: if u ...

here is the question: if u are going in the fast lane, and the speed limit is 100, and u r doing 100, do u still have to give the LC room to pass u? he IS breaking the law.


 

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prabos said then again, who am I to stop ...

then again, who am I to stop the govenment getting some extra cash.

 

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Fawmy85 said prabos, Because of like ...

prabos, Because of like these guys Qatar Economy will never get down

 

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The Dude.... said Wow... *Fanny* - you made ...

Wow...

*Fanny* - you made Alexa tired...

As for Kutch...

What a little wanker. If there is 1 thing I have learned, Arabs do not fight they talk, endlessly.

And you LC - well... I can only say penis-compensation behavior is common around here, so you are no exception.

 

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prabos said then again, i've seen too ...

then again, i've seen too many qatari's 'getting away with it' just by talking with the cops. a luxury we expatriates dont have

 

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The Dude.... said http://www.moi.gov.q... I ...

http://www.moi.gov.q...

I love this shit, call my friends...

Oh Alexa, 666 is behaving pretty well..just like idiot Kutch 5555, so I guess he is just having a big mouth.

 

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Alexa said Dude..you did not really ...

Dude..you did not really check on that.....you must be bored to tears...lol

Let mad dogs bark at the moon...in solitude.

 

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The Dude.... said Yes Alexa, I did.... :-P ...

Yes Alexa, I did....

:-P

 

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The Dude.... said I am so incredibly ...

I am so incredibly hangover... I cant freaking move.

So, I sit here in the dark.....

and that's it.

(even though a lovely blond messaged me on facebook to go out and do something, I must be stupid!!)

 

Alexa's picture

Alexa said Hmmm, no rest for the wicked ...

Hmmm, no rest for the wicked I would say...;)

Let mad dogs bark at the moon...in solitude.

 

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bleu said prabos, so you want to ...

prabos, so you want to enforce the law by being stubborn?

 

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PITSTOP said If anyone did that to me, ...

If anyone did that to me, I'd make sure I irritate them just back - my way.

 

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prabos said bleu, u r entitled to u'r ...

bleu, u r entitled to u'r own opinion.. but, i suggest you read my comment and try to understand what I try to put across.

in the question i'm not talking about me, i'm talking about U. r u being stubborn?

 

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Black buller said THE DUDE............. ...

Take a break man...and watch ur mouth !!!!!

 

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Fawmy85 said prabos, i agree with you ...

prabos, i agree with you

 

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The Dude.... said Buller, Please hush ...

Buller,

Please hush hush

__________________________________________________________
To: The Dude....
Subject: Wtz ur prob
Date: Sun, 05/07/2009 - 8:40pm

If u wnt 3 puches 4 free....let me knw ..and watch ur mouth !!!!!!
___________________________________________________________

First of all, if you PM me... please use proper English.

Second, it is so funny how big a hero you are in Cyberspace.

Lastly, no need to PM me. I am not looking for a boyfriend, I am straight. Good luck with that.

 

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Alexa said dude...you are in ...

dude...you are in demand.....;)

Let mad dogs bark at the moon...in solitude.

 

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nextgen said Piss them off? probably, but ...

Piss them off? probably, but make them mad? doubtful.

Their driving skills clearly shows they are nonchalant about anyone else on the street.

At most you'll probably just give them another topic to talk about with their friends later, whom will go on a driving rampage too.

 

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Black buller said THE DUDE............. ...

GO FCK UR SELF .. u afghani !!!!

 

The Dude....'s picture

The Dude.... said Yes Alexa... That is Nr. 2 ...

Yes Alexa...

That is Nr. 2 that PM'ed me today. Unbelievably. Both using forceful language (as if I am impressed) and both by profile of the same nationality.

It is amazing how some people manage to fail to project a likable personality in cyberspace. So what more IRL?

 

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Alexa said Dude...this is how it ...

Dude...this is how it goes...they can't come up with counter arguments...so they use threats...normal ....happens all the time.

Let mad dogs bark at the moon...in solitude.

 

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Alexa said oh...and you are Afghani? ...

oh...and you are Afghani? You surely own a Kalashnikov then...non?

Let mad dogs bark at the moon...in solitude.

 

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The Dude.... said Black Buller.... It seems ...

Black Buller....

It seems you have a small penis and try to make up for this by using big words.

1 - these red little lines below words indicate mistakes, by selecting the word that displays a red line and clicking on your right, you can see suggestions for words. This may make you look a bit more intelligent.

2 - Do not believe profiles. Unless you believe "boogieman" is a real job

3 - Enta Garban....


 

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Black buller said THE DUDE...AFGHANI.... ...

yeah i fcked u... thtz y u knw the size of my penis....go back to afghanistan...and get screwed by da invaders!!!

 

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The Dude.... said Alexa.. I do have a gun, but ...

Alexa..

I do have a gun, but it is only used for peaceful purposes and his nickname is Toro :-P

And yes, unfortunately Black Buller (what is a Buller anyway?) is not the smartest cookie on QL. If somebody PM's me with such language, I simply post it - so the joke is on him.

If he would know I am Dutch, he most likely would have reacted differently. Racists, horrible!!!


 

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bestinbusiness said BOss Drive safe By doin this ...

BOss Drive safe
By doin this u might end up with some mess so avoid that

 

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Black buller said THE DUDE....YEAH YEAH ...

Yeah yeah yeah ....yap yap yap....newbie TROLL!!

 

Alexa's picture

Alexa said lol....buller calling ...

lol....buller calling another person a troll...now THAT is funny!

Let mad dogs bark at the moon...in solitude.

 

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The Dude.... said Black Bulller 1 - Silence is ...

Black Bulller

1 - Silence is golden, in your case it is like "the holy grail" or Kryptonite.

2 - Yes, u f-ed me, and it was very very bad and unsatisfactory. Now I see why you are so sour, I can't help god gave you a third pinky. Do not blame it on others.

It was so bad, you made a gay straight. Amazing accomplishment.

3 - a. Newbie/Troll.... sure.

b. yap yap yap.... wow, the first sign of intelligence that took you a long time, but please do keep up the good work!!! Impress us!!!

 

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PM said Language "Buller" ...

We really don't want to read about your anatomical deficiencies or your sexual fantasies. You need to clean out your mouth before you kiss your mother, son.

 

 

 

I refuse to drink the kool-aid! -- PM


 

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Black buller said THE DUDE... ...

Hey afghani...go back 2 ur own country...if u r as educated as you pretend to be...y dont u go back to your own country and do some good there !! btw i hate to talk 2 ppl wid fake profiles ...who'es profile states tht they are afghani whn they r actually dutch....lol!!!!

 

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bleu said Bull, What's your problem??? ...

Bull, What's your problem???

 

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The Dude.... said I am doing good here Buller, ...

I am doing good here Buller, because idiots like you this country can not rely on. So, you are the reason I am here. Loving the irony?

If you are from here you should be deeply ashamed of yourself, as you put shame on your fellow countrymen whom I know in great numbers and all of them are respectable. Maybe you should work your way in that direction instead of acting like a 15 year old donkey.

My profile, idiot, you could see in an instant that it is fake by the 'boogieman' statement. Your lack in ability of understanding such simple things suits the image you have created about yourself. Ignorant and poor of character.

Further more, nationalities. You distinct between them, I don't. Racism is yet another sign of poor education.

 

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Black buller said THe Dude ...

I guess Qatar could cope wid out u...go back 2 ur own country...y r u working as a slave here?!?!

 

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The Dude.... said Black *sssssssssssssssshhhhhh ...

Black

*sssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

Haram Aleik, know when to shut up. The time is now.


 

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Black buller said hsssssshhhhhhhhh UNT... ...

HARAM ELIK....ISA TABI TAKALMINI FEIL ARABI....HAYAK !! I guess u shld shut up...if u really wnt 2 end this !!

 

The Dude....'s picture

The Dude.... said Enta Ghanzir. ...

Enta Ghanzir.

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END OF DISCUSSION
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Black buller's picture

Black buller said Yah abin khabah ....uskut ...

Ya hamaar ...ashfiq?

 

PM's picture

PM said Ya hamaar??? ...

Why not "Ya kelb" -- lol

 

 

 

I refuse to drink the kool-aid! -- PM


 

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The Dude.... said Ya Habbibi Black Buller - Enta Feen -- ah.... enta hoon - helwa! ...


 

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