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Difficult things to say when you're drunk

novita77's picture

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No shawerma for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in public.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

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ChupaRustom's picture

ChupaRustom said and may i ask how you know ...

and may i ask how you know all these difficult cant say things

 

ChupaRustom's picture

ChupaRustom said and may i ask how you know ...

and may i ask how you know all these difficult cant say things

 

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Greeker said The Novita returns! ...

Welcome back abopard mate, hope you enjoyed the trip. Hows little Sammy? Hope he had a blast.

Like i said, welcome back. And good one too!


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spicemom said welcome back novi hope you ...

welcome back novi hope you had a wonderful trip, we were talking abt you last night at the bbq hope to see ya soon,

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

 

deji's picture

deji said drink alone doesn't make ...

drink alone doesn't make all of these pronunciations difficult....
Life’s…….........TRUE BLUE

 

dweller's picture

dweller said Try ...

saying "rattle your bottles in rollocks back yard" three times at speed when you are a bit tipsy.

 

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