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Onions and Christmas Trees
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.'
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This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how many kinds of willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases - each like a different type of tree.In his twenties, he is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable.After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.'
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skanky said
Naughty ...LOL. Good Morning Pope.
How was your weekend did you make some money with your confession booth???
The Venezuelan Sensation!!!
dragonfly212 said
Good Morning to my Two Favo ...Good Morning to my Two Favo Man in QL. Hope you all hve a great weekend.
its make me smile read this in early cold winter in Doha.
Everybody is right and Everybody is wrong, its depend where you stand
LAMBORJEEPNEY said
;-) ...That was hilarious. a good med for boring day;-)
skanky said
Milaaaaaaaaa ...Good Morning to you too. Gal. how was your party??? Did you have fun???
I went yesterday again but it was boring :(
The Venezuelan Sensation!!!
dragonfly212 said
Skank, Thanks for the ...Skank, Thanks for the drinks. U r so nice, really I love the Venezuelan Sensation already. LOL
Went bowling again last nite and sit in Costas till down.
Everybody is right and Everybody is wrong, its depend where you stand
skanky said
Bowling??? ...R u good with the balls? I mean the bowling stuff LOL
The Venezuelan Sensation!!!
dragonfly212 said
i am good with any balls ...i am good with any balls LOL... i am OK in Bowling. How about you???
Everybody is right and Everybody is wrong, its depend where you stand
ChupaRustom said
any balls? heard of so many ...any balls? heard of so many balls but any balls never lol
dralvin78 said
hi ...good morning all
charansoi11 said
Anybody heard about Fish ...Anybody heard about Fish balls.
skanky said
No bowling ...But We can practice any other ball sport LOL...
The Venezuelan Sensation!!!
dragonfly212 said
Skank Billyard??? Everybody ...Skank Billyard???
Everybody is right and Everybody is wrong, its depend where you stand
DaRuDe said
Mila ...come to billiard hmm in matar nepoli
skanky said
If its ...one on one. :)
The Venezuelan Sensation!!!
dragonfly212 said
yeah lets do it? Tuesday ...yeah lets do it? Tuesday Nite at Ridges?
Everybody is right and Everybody is wrong, its depend where you stand
DaRuDe said
Tuesday NIght ...Rydges? do they have there?? ok fine 7pm catch you there if its on 11th floor will be better coz i throw the loser down from 11th floor.
dragonfly212 said
Ok, got drop from 11th floor ...Ok, got drop from 11th floor sound fun. I wont feel a thing when i land. it will be smooth fly. oouuchcchhhhhhhh
Everybody is right and Everybody is wrong, its depend where you stand
DaRuDe said
skanky & Mila ...Done tuesday night at Rydges??/ hmm what does the winner get. prize or drink?
skanky said
Mila ...Remind me to park my car behind I don't want wolfie poop in my car. LOL
The Venezuelan Sensation!!!
dragonfly212 said
yeah whats the winner get??? ...yeah whats the winner get??? any idea?
make sure you park far far away out the back!!!
Everybody is right and Everybody is wrong, its depend where you stand
DaRuDe said
Winner hm ...if i win will throw you both out of window from 11th floor
if Mila wins she gets us a drink
if skanky wins he will arrange for the next billiard night
Deal :D
skanky said
Well ...you MUST ask what will I WANT instead what the winner will get
The Venezuelan Sensation!!!
dragonfly212 said
Hey drinks sound good to me. ...Hey drinks sound good to me. Cant say no to drinks. I i lost, as i said, flying smoothly from 11th floor will be fun. the landing i wont feel a thing.
Everybody is right and Everybody is wrong, its depend where you stand