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What is marketing ?

aratchhb's picture

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of
friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says:
"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone
number.
The next day you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Tele- marketing .

You're at a party and see a gorgeous
girl.
You get up and straighten your tie;
you walk up to her and pour her a
drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her
bag after she drops it, offer her a
ride
You then say:
"By the way, I'm very rich "Will you
marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous
girl.
She walks up to you and says:
"You are very rich..."
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say:
"I'm rich. Marry me."
She gives you a nice hard slap on your
face.
That's Customer Feedback.

 happiness comes only once dont miss itleo dude: happiness comes only once dont miss it

RED_POPE's picture

RED_POPE said Good Post ...

Defensibly I did enjoy this one..

LOL

The Red Pope of Qatar Living

 

Vegas's picture

Vegas said What about customer ...

What about customer satisfaction???

You can't teach experience...

 

DaRuDe's picture

DaRuDe said Wrong ...

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing

thats wrong because
i always see gorgeous girl when i am driving around or when i am playing bowling.
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RED_POPE's picture

RED_POPE said Darude some correction. ...

Darude said:
thats wrong because
i always see gorgeous girl when i am driving around or when i am playing bowling.

Correction:

When you are driving around is called window shopping and sight seen the valuable merchandise for the hottest price available.

When you are playing Bowling is exactly rolling you thoughts in hopes of knocking the right pin.

LOL

The Red Pope of Qatar Living

 

skanky's picture

skanky said What About ...

The Indian Marketing???

Giving pleasure only to the ladies.

What type of marketing its that?

The Venezuelan Sensation!!!

 

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