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THE DIANA INQUEST (An alternative view of Fayed's 'day in court')

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DIANA MURDERED INQUEST HEARS

 

Princess Diana and Didi Dodi Fayed were murdered, Mohamed "Call me Al" Fayed has told the inquest into their deaths in a car crash in Paris in August 1997.

Harabs boss and father of Didi Dodi, Mr Fayed outlined his belief there was a conspiracy involving Prince Philip, alias Obergruppenfuhrer von Frankenstein, Prince Charles and MI6 to murder Diana thus enabling the Prince of Wales to marry his concubine, Camilla Parkya-Balls. He accused the Israeli Secret Service Mossad of hiring a hit-squad of dissident Serbian Chetniks led by General Dushan Sonovabic and MI6 of recruiting Henri Paul, Didi Dodi's chauffeur, for a suicide mission.

Mr Fayed said there had been a massive cover-up which included the Princess's sister Sarah McCorquodale, two former Scotland Yard Commissioners Lord Condom
and Lord Stevens, two French pathologists, the French police, the French Foreign Legion, the French Establishment, the Count of Monte Cristo, Vladimir Putin,
the Masonic Lodge P2, the Illuminati, Andrew Lloyd Webber, the Lord Lieutenant of Buckinghamshire, Robert Mugabe, the President of Bolivia and A. Partridge who was hiding in a pear tree to avoid testifying at the inquest.

Mr Fayed insisted that Diana was pregnant by Didi Dodi at the time of her death. He knew this because his security operatives at the Paris Hilton had substituted her contraceptive pills for tic-tacs and because the Voices told him so.

As the court adjourned a clearly distressed Mr Fayed was helped from the witness box by two men in white coats.

Paris Hilton is 26.

 

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.
Written by Nacho Mac
Story written: 18 February 2008


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jauntie's picture

jauntie said This story from 'The Spoof' really made me smile ...

Fayed is accusing anyone that moves! 

I saw a clip on the news last night, as he was leaving court, where he pointed a finger at the newsman who was trying to ask him questions and shouted 'and you're MI6 too!'

Quite weird.


 

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jauntie said Mr Paul. Have you read this? ...

Cool

 

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MR PAUL said Jauntie, ive just read it... ...

It made me chuckle !!

Bet some take offence tho'

..

 

jauntie's picture

jauntie said that's why, Mr P, I put it in sarcastics anon ! ...

at least it's in the correct forum lol

 

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novita77 said i think it is just because ...

i think it is just because he lived in Britain too long thats why he turn to be like that Wink

 

jauntie's picture

jauntie said Hee! Novi ... ...

Just cos you don't like our steak 'n kidney puds lol

 

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lima foxtrot said LOL Jauntie ...

I enjoyed reading that!!

 


 

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jauntie said :o) "Camilla Parkya-Balls" ...

ROFLMAO

 

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jackmohan2007 said Good one.... ...

Good one....

 

I always had difficulty remembering her Surname. Now its rather easy...ROFL.

 

Diana did not die on the spot in the impact of the crash

Diana did not die even when the paparazi had collected around her after the crash

Diana had not yet died even when the Paramedics had arrived...

.....the bloody fcukers kept her in that condition for nearly an hour before taking her to the hospital which could be seen from the mouth of the tunnel....say 10 minutes away.

 

They only took her to the hospital after confirming that she had died. 

 

There are cameras placed along that route but strangely they had been switched off that night.

 

The Pillar into which they crashed is the 13 (Illuminati Signature).

 

No body was wearing seatbelt except the bodyguard.

But he is the one assigned not to wear the seatbelt on the car  so as to react swiftly to any security issues.

 

Would you let a dead-drunk person to drive your car?

Would your bodyguard allow it?  

 


 

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jauntie said Jack, we only have all the 'say so' for all of it ...

But then again, who am I to say Elvis isn't dead and is working at the local chip shop .....

 

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jackmohan2007 said Jauntie....an injured person has to be raced to the hospital ...

Jauntie....an injured person has to be raced to the hospital. Period.

 

Whether they can be revived on the way is another thing. Any chance of survival is at the Surgeons hands.

 

You dont stop an ambulance so as to revive the patient!

 

The delay can be understood if the police & ambulance had not arrived.

 

Diana was not supposed to "Breed" another child outside of the "Bloodline" that can be traced back to King David. She could have Sex outside but not children. 

 

Prince Charles: 

His lineage places him at the head of
the Merovingian Dynasty, and asserts descendency from Israel's King David, Jesus,
and Islam's Mohammed, as well as the Tribe of Dan and Satan.

His royal ancestors have claimed to sit
upon the throne of David for nearly two millennia

 


 

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jauntie said blimey! Prince Chas descends from both .. ...

Jesus and Mohammed?

 

Good grief - that's a new one on me!


 

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Alexa said Well i certainly hope they ...

Well i certainly hope they had better 'looks" than he does....OMG, those ears!!!!!!Surprised

 

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