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nakakatawang pinoy business names,kau ano s inyo?

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Parlor in San Juan: Cut & Face.
Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: Starducks. Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: Violybee.
Internet cafe opened among squatters: Cafe pindot.
In Manila, a laundry place: Summa Cum Laundry.
Petshop in Ortigas: Pussies and Bitches.
A pet shop in Kamuning: Pakita Mo Pet Mo.
Bakery: Bread Pit.
Bank in Alabang: Alabank.
Restaurant in Pampanga: Mekeni Rogers.
Restaurant in Pasig: Johnny's Fried Chicken: The Fried of Marikina.

A boxing gym: Blow Jab.
A tombstone maker in Antipolo: Lito Lapida.
A copy center in Sikatuna Village: Pakopya ni Edgar.
A beerhouse in Cavite: Chickpoint.
Laundromat in Sikatuna: Star Wash: Attack of the Clothes.

Internet cafe in Taguig: n/-a-t-/kopi/-a-t-/.
Name of a kambingan: Sa Goat Kita.
A salon somewhere: Curl Up And Dye.
A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: Gee Congee.
A water refilling station in Dapitan: Wa-Thirst.
A store selling feeds for chickens: Robocock.
Shoe repair in Marikina: Dr. Shoe-Bago.
Petshop: Petness First.
Flower shop: Susan's Roses.
Taxicab: Income Taxi.
A 2nd hand watch store: 2nd Time Around.
A squid stall in a wet market: Pusit to the Limit.
A shrimp store: Hipon Coming Back.
A gay lawyers extension office: Nota Republic.
A ceiling installer: Kisame Street.
A car repair shop: Bangga ka day?.
An aquatic pet store in Malolos: Fish Be With You.
A fishball cart named: Poke Poke.
A beauty salon: Saudia Hairlines.
A bakery: Anak Ng Tinapay.
A resto along Mayon road in Manila: May Lisa Eatery.
Laundry shop: Wash Your Problem.
Ice cream parlor: Dila Lang Ang Katapat.
Chicharon store: Chicha Hut.
Neighborhood pizza store: Pizza Hot.
A fishball cart near UST: Eat My Balls.
A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: Pinoy Big Barber.
A Resto: The Last Supper.
A goto resto: Goto Ko Pa!.
A peanut vendor's cart: Mani ni Papa.
A gym in Malolos: Gaymann Fitness Center.
My brother's party needs business: Balloon-Balloonan.
A Chinese restaurant in Pasig: Lah-Fang.
Panaderia: Trimonay Bakeshop.
Salon: Hair Dot Comb.

Signage on a restaurant: We are open 25 hrs. a day-no lunch/dinner breaks!.

A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: Dina Fresh Chicken.

Slogan of a mobile massage business: Massage only, God is watching.

Shoe repair store along Commonwealth: SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you, save your SOLE,and even DYE for you.

iba talaga pag pinoy,hahaha

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dima_123 said unahin ko na ...

malamang ako lng din magkokoment d2 e, hahaha tatau ako ng transportation bisnis dine s doha name "HAtid-sunDOt" pang gurls lang no boys, recruit ko kasosyo cla hawker,dekyo & north nyahahaha

 

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greentea said pssst chevy ...

anong pinakain mo k dima??? :D)))

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kinimoto said Gusto ko the last supper, ...

Gusto ko the last supper, para namnamin mo ang pagkain baka last na tlaga un.lol

"I don't go back on my words, that's my way of ninja"

 

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sammyblue4x4 said Sell ako ng deodorant con ...

Sell ako ng deodorant con insecticide sa mga peeps sa bus, taxi sa souk at kung saan saan pa...name?
"Kontra-Ango"

"Parachutes and Mind function only when open."

 

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om Maui said there's one restaurant ...

there's one restaurant called "Cooking ng Ina Mo."


 

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dekyo2000 said basta pag nag tayo ako ng karinderya ko ...

ang pangalan ... THIS IS EAT!

sige dima sabihin mo lang kung kelan kailangang ang serbisyo ko .... pwede rin kaming lumabas sa cake ni pareng nort at dadi hawk!

partee on!

 

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nephi2kph said resto sa bicutan ...

kainan tayo ni lola..nyaaaaaaaaaaa

 

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dima_123 said nyahaha ...

"kainan tau ni lola" "kontra-ango" aus a hahaha 'this is eat" lolz

 

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hawker said /-a-t-/Kuya Dekyo, naunahan ...

/-a-t-/Kuya Dekyo, naunahan ka na sa pangalan na yan, post ko mamaya yung pics dito ;)

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, tolerant of the weak. Someday you will have been all of these."

 

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hawker said "How far you go in life ...













"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, tolerant of the weak. Someday you will have been all of these."

 

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LupiN said hawker may nakalimutan ka yata ...

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hawker said /-a-t-/lupin oo nga ...

/-a-t-/lupin oo nga nalaktawan ko yan hehehehehe :D

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, tolerant of the weak. Someday you will have been all of these."

 

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ahmary_080908 said talaga naman mga PINOY ang ...

talaga naman mga PINOY ang GALING TALAGA SA lAhat...hahhahahhhhha

 

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dima_123 said lolzzzzzz ...

auf n mga signs yan hahaha meron p nga nung "private property do not enter violators will be shot survivors will be shot again" hahaha

 

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chadqa said Mag tatayo din ako ng salon ...

Mag tatayo din ako ng salon d2 sa qatar "Qatar Hairlines"
1 of the 5 stars hairlines in the world.

"Walang basagan ng trip!"

 

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bikool_guy said €▒ €▒ €▒ €▒ hahah ...

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hahahaha!!! yan ang pinoy!!

 

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chevydjak said ewan ko jan GT, di pa ata kumakain nyahahahahhahaha ...

tatayo ako ng bisnis transportation din "Sundot Hatid Sundot ulit"

"BRING IT ON DUDE!!!"

 

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