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HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?
HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?
Put about 100 bricks in some
Particular order in a closed
Room with an
Open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
The room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze
The situation.
If they are counting the
Bricks.
Put them in the accounts
Department.
If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing .
If they have messed up the
Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.
If they are arranging the
Bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.
If they are throwing the
Bricks at each other.
Put them in operations ..
If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.
If they have broken the bricks
Into pieces.
Put them in information
Technology.
If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried
Different combinations, yet
Not a brick has
Been moved. Put them in sales.
If they have already left for
The day.
Put them in marketing.
If they are staring out of the
Window.
Put them on strategic
Planning.
And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each
Other and not a single brick
Has been
Moved.
Congratulate them and put them
In top management.
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dragonfly212 said
got this long time ago from ...got this long time ago from friend. but still good one.
Everybody is right and Everybody is wrong, its depend where you stand
gypsy gal said
Good one ...I will be in HR..LOL
dragonfly212 said
Hi GG, nice to met you ...Hi GG, nice to met you finally, wow you are so pretty.. if you in HR please hire me but i need 5 days work, 6 hours a day, 1 day for periods holiday, one day for hair cut holiday, one day to wind-down the stress holiday, and 60 days annual holidays. hehehehee... can you give such a job?? oh i take 3 hours lunch time. hahahahaa... who can hire me??? LOL
Everybody is right and Everybody is wrong, its depend where you stand
HiQatar said
Sounds true ... but why are ...Sounds true ... but why are the ones who break the bricks put in IT ???
Well, better than sitting idle like the HR ... LOL ... GG
Nobody dies a virgin ... Life Screws you anyway !!!
wakaii said
.....mmm...... ........i previously worked in HR but how come i didn't get to be idle??...Not a FAT chance! huh... may be i landed in the wrong foot. lol!
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"...the road to hell is paved with good intentions..." -wakaii
maxmo said
Well, being in IT I am ...Well, being in IT I am proud to find myself in this situation quite often. hahahahah...
Amjad Khan.
00974 561-9189
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http://www.GlobalMBA...
gypsy gal said
Mila..LOL ...How about 2 working days and 5 holidays? We will start a company with that schedule.. working hours from 10 to 5?
I really cant believe i actually worked like that in India 10 to 5 job....and loads of public holidays and casual leaves...*Sigh* gone are those days...
BTW Maximo why are you advertising your phone number and email address?
maxmo said
Hi Gypsy, Well I too ...Hi Gypsy,
Well I too miss those wonderful days that I spend in Bangalore (INDIA). Every other day you will have some unexpected event where you can enjoy the holiday. I have been working for european companies all my life and its simply wonderful.
5 days per week, 8 hours per day and only 200 days to work :-)
Well, I did not really give much attention to my name and phone on bottom as its part of my signature and more over Qatar is not as bad as India where you can expect banks and other marketing guyz calling for Loan and cerdit card service at vague hours.... Also, its a good way to tell others you that you can trust the author and get in touch when if required.
:-)
maxmo said
Hi Gypsy, Well I too ...Hi Gypsy,
Well I too miss those wonderful days that I spend in Bangalore (INDIA). Every other day you will have some unexpected event where you can enjoy the holiday. I have been working for european companies all my life and its simply wonderful.
5 days per week, 8 hours per day and only 200 days to work :-)
Well, I did not really give much attention to my name and phone on bottom as its part of my signature and more over Qatar is not as bad as India where you can expect banks and other marketing guyz calling for Loan and cerdit card service at vague hours.... Also, its a good way to tell others you that you can trust the author and get in touch when if required.
:-)
Amjad Khan.
00974 561-9189
amjad/-a-t-/qatar.net.qa
http://www.GlobalMBA...