Qatar airline flight attendants make safety

Occasionally airline flight attendants make an effort to make the in-flight safety lecture a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: As we prepare for takeoff, please make sure your tray tables and seat backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position. There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 6 ways out of this airplane Your seat cushions can be used for floatation, and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments. We do feature a smoking section on this flight if you must smoke, contact a member of the flight crew and we will escort you to the wing of the airplane. Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately. Pilot -Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as youwish, but please stay inside the plane till we land .it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern. And, after landing Thank you for flying Qatar Airways 5 star Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.As we waited just off the runway for another airliner to cross in front of us, some of the passengers were beginning to retrieve luggage from the overhead bins. The head attendant announced on the intercom, This aircraft is equipped with a video surveillance system that monitors the cabin during taxiing. Any passengers not remaining in their seats until the aircraft comes to a full and complete stop at the gate will be strip-searched as they leave the aircraft.?