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Cat cannot visit Buddhist robber in jail

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It's people like this that make the world such an interesting place :O)

A Buddhist bank robber has had his request for his cat to have visiting rights to him in jail turned down by a court – despite his plea that it is the reincarnation of his mother.

Peter Keonig, 46, is serving five-years for armed robberies in Whirl, Germany.

He went to court this week demanding the right for his cat Gisela to be allowed to visit him in jail "because she is my dead mum".

Buddhists believe that people come back as other animals after death. He said: "I know it is mummy. She looks after me just the way she did. I need to see her like other prisoners see their wives and children."

But the court turned him down. "While we respect the religious freedom of individuals, the accused has not been able to furnish proof that his deceased mother has been reborn in a cat. Therefore, the request for visiting rights for the feline is rejected."

The court did say he would be allowed to write to the cat.


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svelte_saggi said "The court did say he would ...

"The court did say he would be allowed to write to the cat."......ROFL.....can't stop laughing!hahahaha!

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happygolucky said "the accused has not been ...

"the accused has not been able to furnish proof that his deceased mother has been reborn in a cat"....proof!!!!

"The court did say he would be allowed to write to the cat".....ROFL....
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coolmirror said reincarnation ...

reincarnation proof?????????????? what the hell is this?

 

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smoke said This is the court of LAW! ...

This is the court of LAW! where people get convicted based on hard evidence. Dont drag your religious beliefs into a court. Plus pussies are not allowed in prison, they make the inmates go wild.

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Formatted Soul said hahaha... this is how ...

hahaha... this is how religious leaders convince/confuse poor believers...

Brit... I bet the last line is yours??? lol

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yousri said SWEET :D "Think 100 times ...

SWEET :D

"Think 100 times before you take a decision, But once that decision is taken, stand by it as one man" - Muhammad Ali Jinnah

 

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svelte_saggi said smoke u bad boy....ROFL :-D ...

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor

 

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ajinpt said a CAT MAMA??? ROFL..;D ---If ...

a CAT MAMA??? ROFL..;D

---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!

 

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svelte_saggi said what will the robber say ...

what will the robber say when he meets his cat?

"mama miaow" LOL

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor

 

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ajinpt said saggi, that's a dialect, ...

saggi, that's a dialect, actually it is 'meow' :)

---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!

 

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svelte_saggi said oh okay....i sit ...

oh okay....i sit corrected....LOL "mama meow" :-D

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor

 

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ajinpt said ;) ---If you can't CONVINCE ...

;)

---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!

 

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MrsTimebandit said 'She looks after me just the ...

'She looks after me just the way she did'??? What - feeds him, clothes him, ferries him to football practice, funds his nights out? Ok, in which shop can Timebandit buy me one of these cats please?

'Up there for thinking....down there for dancing.'

 

britexpat's picture

britexpat said This is a "Cat-astrophy" for ...

This is a "Cat-astrophy" for the poor guy. He's in "fur" and long time. perhaps he uses her as his "muse"


 

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pmcorrea said Does nobody else find the ...

Does nobody else find the fact that he's a buddist-robber ironic? Isn't that against their beliefs?

 

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britexpat said pmcorrea.. ...

He was robbing the rich to help the poor..

 

Stone Cold's picture

Stone Cold said Hope none of us will be ...

Hope none of us will be reborn as donkeys

 

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