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The funniest Classified i saw on QL

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ALTIMA________2006.................NEWWWWWWWW

Model: 2006
Mileage: 72 000 Km 72 is the actual mileage 000 just came for free
Price: 39 500 QR
Vehicle type: Car/Sedan
Description:

brand new altima witout any paint at all ( sur 100% ) NO PAINT? no paint AT ALL??? WHYYYY!!!
FULL AUTO (GEAR +WINDWO + MIRROR) 2.5 C.C ___ 4 VL
CAR NEW from outside and inside
NO.. COMMENT OK NO comment sorry
FULL OPTIONS.... ( ALLOY WHEELS + APNOS WOOD + FOG LIGHTS + 6 C.D GHANGER + REMOT CONTROL + POWER ) WHITE coulor whats a coulor? cooler?
CAR NEW conditions totally
inj 94 % ( gear box and shasse ) never touchok i here by swear to not touch the gearbox and what? shasse? wtf is that?
Driver & Passenger Airbagthank god for that!
NOOOOOOOO.. AICCDENT noooooooooo paint OK dont get too excited about it
ONLY 72 000 KMS DONE ( LOW DONE )
insurance up to jun 2010
TOTALLY CAR EXECLLIET CONDITIONS
FROM INSIDE NeWWWWWW
BACK BEND FOR MASS STORAGE I bet thats how u like it
BRAND NEW INTERIOR AND EXTERIOR
FAMILY USED
MY PRICR
39 500 .Q.R .......FINAL Q. R

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somwerNdmiddle said LOL! are you having the ...

LOL! are you having the jitters already smoke?

 

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MAJID said HEHE ...

HEHE

peace :)

 

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chinx_lady said whew!im having headache ...

whew!im having headache while reading!lols..surely no one understand what type of car he is selling...lols!!!

 

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yousri said "inj 94 % ( gear box and ...

"inj 94 % ( gear box and shasse ) never touch" :D

"Think 100 times before you take a decision, But once that decision is taken, stand by it as one man" - Muhammad Ali Jinnah

 

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smoke said hehehe SomwhereNdmiddle i ...

hehehe SomwhereNdmiddle i think thats why i'm finding the classified funny :P

I'm still not sure why there is NO PAINT AT ALL on the car :p

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

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jonald said "back bend for mass storage" ...

"back bend for mass storage" lol.

Dagway ai!

 

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jack25 said own shop ...

heheh

 

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somwerNdmiddle said that's normal smoke, i think ...

that's normal smoke, i think ;p (you still have time)

no paint, maybe it is a galvanized edition of Altima hehehe

 

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mjamille28 said oh you bad Kitty! now i need ...

oh you bad Kitty! now i need my Panadols... :P

 

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blue_rose said lolz car has no paint at ...

lolz car has no paint at all? it means it looks transparent? one can see the engine

 

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PuLover said wow yousri, it seem that you ...

wow yousri, it seem that you didnt laugh for 100 year !!

 

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smoke said hehe blue_rose now thats the ...

hehe blue_rose now thats the kind of paint i want on my body :P

yousri hope you got it out of your system now :P

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

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casanova said Hahahhahahahah... Thats my ...

Hahahhahahahah...

Thats my laughing stock for the day i'm spending in one go...

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Sir Winston Churchill

 

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stanley_mnl said hehehe ...

hehehe i think thats a nice car....

intelligent person hahahah...LOL

 

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smoke said how about "Wall Unit (TV ...

how about "Wall Unit (TV Cabinet) for wale ---- Hurry up"

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

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Gangster83 said Very Funny...Many Time i saw ...

Very Funny...Many Time i saw that kind of mistakes and laught.........

" BRICE is final"

hahahahahaha

 

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Gangster83 said BLACKBERRY BOLD 9000 I ...

BLACKBERRY BOLD 9000
I BOUGHT IT BEFOR 2 MONTH , STAR LINK WERRENTY ONE YEAR , THE RECONS FOR SALE I CAN NOT USED IT , THIS FINAL PRICE , I BOUGHT IT 2500 qr I HAVE A BILL , NO SCRATCH NEVER

 

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zara mughal said :D ...

:D

 

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zara mughal said gangster i wished i could ...

gangster
i wished i could buy blackberry from u :)

 

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Xena said You are bored at work, arent' you Smokey Kat?;-) ...

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somwerNdmiddle said wall unit for wale, never ...

wall unit for wale, never thought there was that mammal in qatar ;p

 

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Ines_pt said lol.... ...

lol....

 

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BULLONG said hehe,,, yousri How'd u feel ...

hehe,,, yousri
How'd u feel after constant laughing:D
U made me laugh more...

Everything you need to know about living in Doha, Qatar

 

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somwerNdmiddle said BULLONG, i think he's now ...

BULLONG, i think he's now constipated ;p

 

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rezymalik said the classified doesn't seems ...

the classified doesn't seems original... sorry

 

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yousri said Bullong, unlike you, i guess ...

Bullong, unlike you, i guess mods were not happy with that :( they deleted my happiness...

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